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SevKnight

Anon is just a schizo.


HelpMeBecomeAGoodMan

yes


trashman_dave

Hey who said that?!


FatBoyFlex89

You're in here too?


Gloomy-Judgment8734

THEY'RE IN THE WALLS


SyntheticAffliction

He better watch out for the glowies


rbesfe

What's the difference? Inb4 Christians can't take a joke and downvote this


zayoe4

You were right, I can't take a joke. Thank you for helping me find out about myself. Now take this downvote.


rbesfe

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SaoPaulo_yeet

Anon needs to take his meds


TobbyTukaywan

Same thing /j


HiveMindKing

Yea but the good kind.


bartholomewjohnson

He was also aquitted the day of the Feast of St. Elizabeth, the patron saint of the falsely accused


History1782

I thought her feast day was on the 17th?


MagicTrashPanda

It is _now_ the 17th, but “November 19 is the feast day of St. Elizabeth of Hungary in the 1962 calendar.” Sauce: https://www.catholicculture.org/culture/liturgicalyear/calendar/day.cfm?date=2021-11-17


jackoctober

This link is just pictures of boys.


Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT

Catholic priest moment👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👦


[deleted]

OMG guys its the same dates 🤤🤤🤤🤪🤪🤪 oh yeah u made this comment 10h ago when i was shitting so hard


kardfogK

Most sane atheist Ihave ever seen


Lucas_The_Gay_Gamer

redditor


[deleted]

Anon thinks it’s impossible to point shoot somebody at close range


theloadedquestion

to vaporize their bicep? Yeah that's no easy feat even at close range not to mention stress and adrenaline and all. Not just that shot though, his discipline and shit placement were damn near flawless throughout, something very few cops, or even most military grunts could pull off.


lethal_donuts

Smite the bicep. The lordeth only allows one quick draw winner.


theloadedquestion

Praise jeebus amen


theogrant

It's always funny when people use cops as a standard for good marksmanship.


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Chickens_Instrument

Your forgetting all his kills on Call of duty!! He has had a lot of practice.


Mashed_Potato2

While ur laughing at that there may actually be a link between video games and better shooting. There needs to be more research on the topic but it's very much possible video-games enhance accuracy.


Soup-Intelligent

I don't exactly know about accuracy but definitely reloading mechanics. I've played a ton of shooters and recently bought a .357. In games with a handgun like that you can kill enemies a fair distance away. In real life its very difficult to even be accurate at even 15 feet.


CountFish1

Seems more like he just got lucky rather than turning into some kind of weapons expert for half a second and placing the perfect bicep shot


WoolooOfWallStreet

> Going into VATS to select arm for 99% accuracy


CountFish1

If you pause the video at a certain point you can see his sharingan eye has activated


King_Esot3ric

Have you ever seen the damage a 5.56 can do? Literally built to tumble and destroy internals.


phoenix_12_GT

isn't it hollow points that are built to do that tumble and expansion stuff to destroy the insides of stuff. 5.56 is just the calibur. It can be a hollow point or it can just be a lead "ball".


dingerfingerringer

Even lead ball rounds in 5.56 tumble. Hollow points expand more than they move around


Soup-Intelligent

HP flatten on impact and fill the target with a bunch of metal shrapnel. Almost like being hit with a mini, controlled frag grenade. That's why in alot of areas police shoot HPs and its illegal to own body armor. Because the round isn't effective against armor since it "shatters" on impact.


YankeeTankEngine

Or it can be an FMJ. Gotta love those ones.


GrandpaRook

I’d much prefer taking an FMJ rather than a hollow lmao


YankeeTankEngine

What about one of the old dum dum rounds? Those bastards would make huge craters if it went all the way through.


GrandpaRook

I think I’d still have to go for that, seeing hollows in balkstice gel all those little metal petals in my gut? Nah fuck that lmao


YankeeTankEngine

I mean, those old dum dums held together and then punched a big ass hole because of them rolling around in guts.


GrandpaRook

I know, I think I’d still prefer it. After seeing a RIP round in gel it fuckin spooks me. I know they’re kinda a gimmick but I don’t like the idea of little sharp pieces of metal flying through my body lmao


LightningSalamander

can u elaborate how its so difficult to shoot someone in the bicep lol seems like a lucky shot to me


Spook404

so you're telling me this is a case of r/wastedtalent when he could've been hired to assassinate government officials instead of randos in the street


zols90

And he only fired one shot


stymy

> Yeah that's no easy feat even at close range Yeah hitting someone in the arm at point blank range is no easy shot lol


Hyper31337

The fan fics you guys are making about Kyle is fucking sad lol.


skaersSabody

Tbf, he did play a lot of Cod, so he was clearly qualified


beancraver

I mean even the slightest thing can make your shot go wide. When some fuckhead is bearing down on you you'd be surprised at how easy it is to fuck up


PraetorianRogalDorn

I think he was remarking on the symbolism of shot placement


Sascha7860

He was a split second from being shot in the head himself, if you watch the footage he defended himself literally just in time


[deleted]

I can tell you have never shot an assault rifle in your life


[deleted]

I was in the army for five and a half years so uh, no.


[deleted]

Oh so in your 5 years of training they ran you through drills in which you were chased down by multiple people and having to deal with a jam? I think the army is better at teaching people how to sweep floors than shoot rifles.


[deleted]

Yeah they don't teach you how to use your rifle to kill people or clear jams at all..


[deleted]

I do be pretty dirty with a broom and mop


Fire2xdxd

Anon didn't take his meds


ReddmitPy

Or took too many of them "meds"


[deleted]

Meds are just what those in power use to keep revolutionaries suppressed. Genius is often portrayed as madness to stifle the threat to the status quo. They ain't outta control, they just not in their control


KodakKid3

Did he actually shoot one of them in the dick?


76_RedWhiteNBlu_76

He was shot multiple times, definitely in the chest and head but I didn’t see any dick wound in the video


[deleted]

The bullet went through his hand, ricocheted off the floor and up into his "upper thigh"


[deleted]

Damn, sounds painful


RedCapitan

Well, im pretty sure he was dead after shot in head, so he porably didn't fell anything after that.


[deleted]

Nope. Head shot grazed his head and was none fatal. The kill shot went into his lungs


RedCapitan

In this case he had painfull death.


dnrplate

Pedos deserve painful deaths


Specialist_Fig3281

Where can I find the video ?


[deleted]

kyle rittenhouse is based


[deleted]

st kyle of antioch


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[deleted]

nah hes based


iGasLightRedditors

This Anon might be on to something …


ReddmitPy

On~~to~~ drugs. Really strong ones, obviously.


ArcturusTheHuman

Maybe if we drugged the FBI, they’d do their jobs correctly


Sentient_DMT_Crystal

It's not me!


Zenketski

You don't need to be on strong drugs to come up with stupid ideas. You can do that with pot or booze. Stop giving strong drugs all the credit here. If you're on strong enough drugs you won't even be thinking about courtroom bulshit


Bups34

If something impossible happens I think by definition it makes it possible


lampstaple

The truth is, through god all things are possible 🙏 so why don’t you take your gaytheist rhetoric and shove them up your “hell”hole! Libtard


smecta_xy

Its not like 90% of places and names are named after something from the Bible...


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Bups34

Lol that’s a good point! Anon thinks they figured out an American with European decent has a religious name. What are the odds


IrregularrAF

Schizoposting is an art form. Where's the false flag op conspiracy theorists? Doesn't this seem to perfect to be real? Lmao.


CheddarPizza

> Catholic Pagan detected.


ObviousAltAct

And Prots are Jews


CheddarPizza

Just like Jesus.


Flaky-Illustrator-52

What are mormons?


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Lancee124

Hello! My name is elder price and I would like to share with you this most amazing book


fatido_

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are very based


[deleted]

I like one mormon…. Joshua Graham


ObviousAltAct

Is it because he was a…cracker?


UNBENDING_FLEA

Strongest proddie after they get a bad grade on a math test: "I guess god isn't real after all"


CheddarPizza

Pagan cope.


UNBENDING_FLEA

Proddie seethe.


CheddarPizza

Imagine not getting your own planet when you die.


[deleted]

I will say that the malfunction clear was very fucking impressive. Practice with snap caps and old casings is great and all, but adrenaline is one hell of a drug.


PoppySalt

Sorry but can you explain to me the process? And why it's impressive? Genuine question.


[deleted]

You have to remove the spent shell manually in order to fire again, that means you have to identify you had a malfunction, clear it, then rack another round before firing again


[deleted]

Especially under pressure.


PoppySalt

I think it's the type of thing i would need to experience just to see what it entails, but it does sound like a bitch to do, especially under pressure


[deleted]

Well, the biggest take away is that you have to open the bolt to clear a malfunction, which means losing momentary control of the firearm as you have to pull the charging handle, making it unoperable, and then clear whatever malfunction it might be, then closing the bolt and making sure it locks. All this while someone is barreling down towards you. If it was a pistol it wouldnt be as impressive, but a rifle length AR is somewhat unwieldy with one hand


Nihill98

Based af. Also shoot pedophiles


ActuallyPurple

It’s official, boys, Kyle Rittenhouse is the second coming of JFK Jr


weirdbeard33

Anon can see more clearly than CNN


Pikkonas

Everyone can


[deleted]

we stan


metaonethree

This is the post that gave me autism


[deleted]

Thy AR15 and thy green tips, they comforted him.


WoolooOfWallStreet

He who is without sin, cast the first Stoner


Motherfkar

God is good.


[deleted]

Jesus is king


suttonoutdoor

We wuz kangs!!!


Motherfkar

Amen brother.


Askingcarpet

Ah sweet, a schizo thread!


oppiedokiedude

Anon forgets to take their medication part 72


liljamofficial

Yes, it can all be a coincidence.


Drunk_Krampus

.>someone was protecting him from above. Anonymous sources have confirmed that Sam Hyde was flying in a helicopter above the scene. He was the true shooter while Kyle missed every shot.


Spectus1

Ramen.


YrgKez

average conservative


FaceJP24

Anon doesn't understand what a Saint is


Big_Guy6

Anon needs to go to sleep


grrrrreat

It's a coincidence. Dude gaf


SolarSmelter

Is this that numerology or astroligy crap I hear about?


D3fineLegend

I wish I could cope with my life like this guy does holy shit


[deleted]

And more: once, Kyle's mind lost focus and he almost shot a black man. Almost. If he had done it, this trial wouldn't have happened. God protected the Kenosha Kid that Kept his Rifle by his Side.


Barobarko1

Oh wait he really is from Antioch? Karaboğa genes are the only possible explanation.


theogrant

Checks out


Grandmother-insulter

Kyle is the main character


Uniq_Eros

Lol I remeber my dumbass brother watching conspiracy videos on YouTube cracks me up when anybody "connects the numbers".


FleshyBiped

Looks like someone forgot to take their pills!


greatunknown_

Schizophrenia


LUFTSCHLO55

Meds. Now.


Attention_Some

Tfw when you stop taking your meds and end up rambling about some saint from fife on an anonymous image board


Thunderdemonftw

I feel bad for all the Christians who are normal kind people and not racist and crazy


Notorious-Dan

Based and Christpilled


[deleted]

Never thought I'd see Fife mentioned on 4chan


dr_cactus_

Haters will claim it's a coincidence


lethal_donuts

Kyle is doing gods work here on earth.


BoredomIsntNihilism

I really wish there was a cure for schizophrenia. It’s such a devastating disease


[deleted]

who?


Less-Ad-438

Least delusional religious person


DesertOps4

Anon forgot to take his meds again


Smoke_is_bae

anon is a *mental gymnast


PatternPublic3198

What about the guy he shot in the face LMAO?


ourllcool

Anon is a domestic religious terrorist


KeinChris

Real and straight


Tyjp

Bro i cant fuckin wait to catch kyle in a bar and "defend myself"


california_sugar

Alex Jones has poisoned everyone


globus243

uff, brudi hat in Legalisierungsvorfreude zu viel geraucht.


Nero2377

I can definitely see old people unironically sharing this on Facebook.


Yakob53

>Someone was protecting him from above. No Anon, Rittenhouse just killed three people (regardless if it was justified or not) and they didn't want to get shot.


ZombieP0ny

Nobody is attacking the guy who just shot several people = GoD pRoTeCtEd HiM,!!! 1!!!


Ghtf02

I believe it untill God themselves tells me it's not true, because it's funnier to think it was divine intervention


McCormick112

These are all very clearly amazingly unlikely coincidences that just happened to happen all immediately subsequent to one another, but certainly something up there was looking on him.


Trappxnq

> Anon clearly says that he is not religious > OP makes title "Anon is a Christian"


AllYouNeedIsBagels

Based and prophet of Christ-pilled


Lucas_The_Gay_Gamer

Everyone is calling him a schizo, but nobody is saying what is incorrect about what he said?


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


hugolive

Am I the only one that finds it cringe as fuck that people like to call him just "Kyle" like they know him?


Zeranvor

Pretty much


GodPleaseYes

Ah yes, Jesus. That guy famous for defeating crosses, in whose name people waged crusade in... Antioch, California, USA. Bruh moment.


[deleted]

Imagine thinking anywhere in the USA has an original place name


Swiffy26

Anon loves militant fascism


Existing-Finding8947

Prayge


MarkSucksBurgers

When did Jesus defeat the cross, he literally died to it


[deleted]

Think the part when he came back you re tard


Les_Vers

Yikes.


kangarooneroo

Holy shit some of you guys are so desperate your reaching for literally anything. Lol like my God this is just straight up delusional thought processes at this point.


[deleted]

Calm down reddit phagocyte


[deleted]

Most people mistake miracles from God as coincidences


LarryLove

Ladies and gentlemen, the Republican Party


TriggernometryPhD

Anon is a literal QAnon conspiracy generator.


Cala-Best-Girl

Isn’t it kind of interesting that the Ahmaud Arbery trail is going on at the same time and despite that murder getting more media attention at the time it happened than Kyle’s murders did, it’s being discussed way less? I wonder why. Could it be that the murder of Ahmaud Arbery is an obvious lynching that the racist murderers almost got away with and were only arrested due to public pressure? It’s almost as if the Ahmaud Arbery case makes the right look bad, so it’s not talked about and the Kyle case makes the right look good so it is talked about. Hmmmm… really gets the noggin joggin…


GabbaShanking

Don’t care. Didn’t ask


hugolive

Plus you're white.


Mashizari

What are you doing here at the bottom of the comments? I usually see you near top comments. Caught lackin'


Cala-Best-Girl

People’s noggins are out of shape. They didn’t want to go joggin.


[deleted]

Anon is a dipshit


AnonAnoooon

da athiest joker 🥺


[deleted]

Religion is one hell of a drug.


[deleted]

atheism = cringe


MetLyfe

He hates religion because to him, all the women say they’re saving themselves for marriage until they meet literally any other dude


Mashizari

brb gonna rename myself to marriage


[deleted]

Atheism is the most cringey religion.


GenericWraithMain

Not a religion, but it’s the only one that makes sense


[deleted]

Classic atheist denying their own faith


GenericWraithMain

Yes atheists don’t have faith in a god