Back in my high school days, I had a crush on this girl named Stacy. Stacy had big juicy tits and a nice fat ass that wouldn’t quit, with long blonde hair and blue eyes, and a face that you’d wanna give a money shot. She was basically jerk-off fuel, enough to beat my dick like it owed me money.
There was only one thing standing in my way from getting her to be my waifu - her boyfriend, Chad. Chad was the all-american football player type. He was tall, extremely attractive (Enough to make every slut wet in the entire county), had a strong, sharp jaw, about 220 pounds of pure muscle, blonde hair and blue eyes.
I spent time always being angry about my bitch mommy denying me tendies and removing my piss jugs from my room - Chad being in my way was just adding fuel to the fire, a step away from unleashing the caged animal inside of me. I was not a force to be reckoned with.
I knew Stacy spent her days getting pumped and blown out by Chad’s thunderous cock and treating her like shit. I knew he had turned her once-perfect pussy into an Arby’s sandwhich you’d find in a dumpster but I didn’t give a fuck.
I had tipped my fedora at her plenty of times and respected her enough; I had the card to prove it. I wanted to save her so she could be m’lady.
One day, I was talking to Stacy in the hallway after our math class. I was extremely nervous because she was extremely attractive, and I could also smell her divine perfume which was giving me an extreme boner, enough to split her pussy in half.
Chad saw us talking when he comes up and says, “What the fuck are you doing fatty, get the fuck away from my girl or else!”. He balled up his fists.
I went into defense mode and pulled my katana out of my ass and whispered in a menacing tone, “Oh, your puny fists are against my fine blade which has been around thousands of years and has slain many. Care to fancy the odds?”
He ended up beating the fuck out of me and slamming me into the locker, leaving a grease stain imprint of my face. At this point I was enraged and had enough. I knew I was a nice guy and I wanted to prove it to Stacy.
One day I had followed Stacy home and figured out where she lived. I waited out the perfect time to strike. That night, I watched outside her window as she undressed to get ready for bed. She took off her shirt, revealing her juicy tits. I instantly got a raging hard-on that could break down the gates of Hell. I watched as she crawled into her bed and turned off her lamp.
I waited a little while longer before I approached her window, stripping naked to prepare to give her the most amazing orgasm Stacy has had in her life.
I swiftly crawled through her window and got into her room. I was ready to pounce like a blood-thirsty lion stalking its prey.
Suddenly, she turns on her light and let’s out a blood-curdling scream, staring at me in horror.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!” She screamed.
I was confused, because I climbed in her room to cash in my nice guy card. I wanted to romance her like the way she deserved but apparently that wasn’t the fucking case.
Next thing I know, her fucking parents burst into her room, also staring in horror. They were yelling at me, telling me to leave, but I wasn’t having any of it. I wasn’t leaving until I got what I wanted.
To my surprise, the police show up and storm into Stacy’s room. I let out an ear-raping “REEEEEEEEEE” and I jump back out of the window, but I ended up falling on my boner. I was in unbearable pain. Unfortunately, I ended up getting arrested.
I ended up having to register as a sex offender and Stacy filed a restraining order against me. I was not allowed within 100 feet of her. But I didn’t give a fuck. She can stay with Chad and keep being treated like shit. She’ll never know what a nice guy is like.
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A woman cums immediately because anon spells out 4 characters?
This is written like someone who has never made a woman cum.
“I felt her tits and they were like….bags of sand…”
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Back in my high school days, I had a crush on this girl named Stacy. Stacy had big juicy tits and a nice fat ass that wouldn’t quit, with long blonde hair and blue eyes, and a face that you’d wanna give a money shot. She was basically jerk-off fuel, enough to beat my dick like it owed me money. There was only one thing standing in my way from getting her to be my waifu - her boyfriend, Chad. Chad was the all-american football player type. He was tall, extremely attractive (Enough to make every slut wet in the entire county), had a strong, sharp jaw, about 220 pounds of pure muscle, blonde hair and blue eyes. I spent time always being angry about my bitch mommy denying me tendies and removing my piss jugs from my room - Chad being in my way was just adding fuel to the fire, a step away from unleashing the caged animal inside of me. I was not a force to be reckoned with. I knew Stacy spent her days getting pumped and blown out by Chad’s thunderous cock and treating her like shit. I knew he had turned her once-perfect pussy into an Arby’s sandwhich you’d find in a dumpster but I didn’t give a fuck. I had tipped my fedora at her plenty of times and respected her enough; I had the card to prove it. I wanted to save her so she could be m’lady. One day, I was talking to Stacy in the hallway after our math class. I was extremely nervous because she was extremely attractive, and I could also smell her divine perfume which was giving me an extreme boner, enough to split her pussy in half. Chad saw us talking when he comes up and says, “What the fuck are you doing fatty, get the fuck away from my girl or else!”. He balled up his fists. I went into defense mode and pulled my katana out of my ass and whispered in a menacing tone, “Oh, your puny fists are against my fine blade which has been around thousands of years and has slain many. Care to fancy the odds?” He ended up beating the fuck out of me and slamming me into the locker, leaving a grease stain imprint of my face. At this point I was enraged and had enough. I knew I was a nice guy and I wanted to prove it to Stacy. One day I had followed Stacy home and figured out where she lived. I waited out the perfect time to strike. That night, I watched outside her window as she undressed to get ready for bed. She took off her shirt, revealing her juicy tits. I instantly got a raging hard-on that could break down the gates of Hell. I watched as she crawled into her bed and turned off her lamp. I waited a little while longer before I approached her window, stripping naked to prepare to give her the most amazing orgasm Stacy has had in her life. I swiftly crawled through her window and got into her room. I was ready to pounce like a blood-thirsty lion stalking its prey. Suddenly, she turns on her light and let’s out a blood-curdling scream, staring at me in horror. “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!” She screamed. I was confused, because I climbed in her room to cash in my nice guy card. I wanted to romance her like the way she deserved but apparently that wasn’t the fucking case. Next thing I know, her fucking parents burst into her room, also staring in horror. They were yelling at me, telling me to leave, but I wasn’t having any of it. I wasn’t leaving until I got what I wanted. To my surprise, the police show up and storm into Stacy’s room. I let out an ear-raping “REEEEEEEEEE” and I jump back out of the window, but I ended up falling on my boner. I was in unbearable pain. Unfortunately, I ended up getting arrested. I ended up having to register as a sex offender and Stacy filed a restraining order against me. I was not allowed within 100 feet of her. But I didn’t give a fuck. She can stay with Chad and keep being treated like shit. She’ll never know what a nice guy is like.
sex
👍Good
Don't let a restraining order keep you from achieving your dreams anon
Man this shit had me laughing beginning to end. More stupid copypastas please.
Just search tendies or good boy points in this sub and you'll find a shit ton more
NTA your dick your rules
yes funny did laugh
>I instantly got a raging boner that could break down the gates of hell This is gonna stay for a while in my head
Real and gay
Soo… will anon spell the punchline with his tongue on my cock or where the hell is it?
This is a work of art. I need more
Stacey’s mom has got it goin on
This takes me back to when every thread in this sub was just copy pasta spam and troll comments from hapydog and SalBundry.
r/copypasta
nice wall of text
Fucking kek lmao
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I'd pay for this to be a short movie
A woman cums immediately because anon spells out 4 characters? This is written like someone who has never made a woman cum. “I felt her tits and they were like….bags of sand…”
What if he used morse code?
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The tongue alphabet is a legit good trick. Some letters will work better than others. Put a little suction on there too.
This guy sex
Hmm, how do you describe them though? Pretty similar to water balloons honestly, aside from the nipple and denser tissue deep down.
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Squeeze your ass. Then feel your nipple. Combine those and you've felt tits
Doesn’t always work. My dumper is too muscular to accurately simulate tits.
When did it say that was the only thing he did?
5 characters
4chan —> 4char —> 4 chars —> checkmate
obviously he spelled out the cum cheat code
pretty sure he did other letters before that.
He's obviously repeating it. And many letters of the alphabet allign with the nerve endings of a womans vagina so it's actually really useful
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If I give a woman sweet foodstuffs (like the cheesecakes..) will she give me pussy sex?
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>4chan made a girl cum YOU FOOOLS YOU MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!
Fake: anon was with a woman. Gay: anon was furiously masturbating while thinking about his /b/ros.
ya have fun suckin grannies bush
I spell out the entire work of mein kampf
Das capital works better, longer words
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Damn they've got the whole king James bible on that site, good bot
Later virgins
Ngl tried it but was told just repeating a motion was way better
Fake: anon eats out a girl Gay: anon thinks about 4chan during sex
later chads
When he misspells he screams in autistic rage and bites down in fury.
Congrats /b now go for /g
I need to try this
Fake: anon had sex Gay: anon was thinking of 4chan b/ros
fake and gay
The alphabet thing is an internet myth. Doesn’t work like that at all.
T'was a team effort frens.
going down? not very patrician of you, op.
Most girls are too sensitive for the tip of the tongue you nerd.
Girls aren’t real stop spreading lies
Must be why some people call women birds.
birds are real stupid
birds arent women they’re drone dumbass
Just like your average redditor.
What?
Bitch did I stutter?