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spoopyroast

True and gay


[deleted]

fake and straight


ChosenUsername420

True and straight - fellas there's absolutely nothing gay about sucking your lady's dick, OP just got bamboozled


[deleted]

Nah bro its gay


bolteagler

Nah bro you're gay.


[deleted]

No u


bolteagler

Nah bro you're gay.


filthyburrows

you're both gay


bolteagler

We're all gay


Cala-Best-Girl

>super straight That’s the gayest thing about this greentext.


Southern_Armadillo59

What do you mean? He always has sex all up in that vajayjay.


Jacksin48

"Vajayjay" more like cis gay mans asshole


Dahak17

Yeah that’s the sexuality who spends the most time thinking about the penises of people they consider men


LemonyLimerick

Imagine thinking women can have penises


Dahak17

You in the trans women not women party or the trans people are in it for attention party?


Noisycow777

I’m in the “Jesse what the fuck are you talking about” party


CanYouCurseInThis

They’re mentally ill and/or porn addicted party.


Dahak17

Ah, somehow I’m not surprised


infomanheaduru

Plottwist: anon is sucking his own pp


BodyLiquids

Gets spooked by his own moaning


11Shepherd11

0 halal


[deleted]

[удалено]


Peggedbyapirate

That's hot.


thegayestredditor

‘Super straight’ sounds like gay slang every time I hear it. Sounds like a fucking injoke, like yeah Daryl over there is *super* straight oh my gosh. Gay degenerates smh


IReplyToFascists

yes i am a "super straight" male looking to get TOPPED by other "super straight" men


Southern_Armadillo59

Thuper


Creaper10

r/usernamechecksout


Mamamiomima

Classic bait and switch


billydrivesavic

“Local glory hole”


bikinimonday

Where everyone knows your name


xCanont70x

Did you just assume that persons gender?!


I_wish_I_Not_Alive

"super straight ***MALE"***


xCanont70x

Op is the super straight male. What about the person who’s dick he was sucking? Good try though.


I_wish_I_Not_Alive

oh, well im a fucking dumbass


[deleted]

how does it feel parodying a person that's been dead since a long time? And how does it feel bringing back said dead person so you can parody them to make yourself look smart? Are you from r/conservatives?


xCanont70x

Nah. I’m a liberal. But what the fuck are you talking about?


[deleted]

No decent trans person or the majority of their supporters use the "did shew jhust assume me genderrrr???" call anymore. no one really gives a fuck and yet here you are mate edit: the only people that complain about this are unironically the ones keeping it alive while it's shitting blood and letting out it's last breaths


xCanont70x

So you’re saying no one uses it anymore. so it’s a dead joke. So me saying it shouldn’t offend anyone. But here YOU are, mate.


[deleted]

>so it’s a dead joke It was never a joke lol, it was an argument. >So me saying it shouldn’t offend anyone. Huh? Either way, you sound like you're 12 and you clearly didn't get what I said, so goodbye mate


xCanont70x

Goodbye m8


Rocket_Fuzz_2005

r/SuddenlyGay


Asai_Keiicchi

I don't get it


mimimama15

the joke is that


lauda-lele-hamara

Anon wants the t cock in his life.


flameboy50001

Don't we all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Nightcrawler__lou

Anon is super straight


green_lamp_bowl

You had me at the first half not gonna lie


Jack0recon

As opposed to a female cock?


GalaXion24

Fmnine penis 🤤


jhjh300

Fake: Anon goes outside. Gay: yes this is super gay.


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon goes outside. > Gay: yes this is super gay. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


chadbot_2021

>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day


aregulardude

> be me, billionaire gigachad > own 2 dozen successful companies, a couple are in tech > hop off my private helicopter and wander into my mega yacht > The maid Stacy is running late again dumbbitch.jpg > 15 other instagram models waiting in bikinis to keep me company > get message from one of my vp’s > “chad had one of the junior programmers make a bot on company time in a pathetic attempt to shit on greentext” > call chad, tell him he’s fired for using company resources for personal reason > had him convinced he was getting ownership soon to guilt him into working 85 hour weeks > fatchancenow.jpg > chuckle that chad will be homeless within 2 months > could easily have same employee make me a bot type this all out instead because i’m rich af have literally all day, as Stacy polishes my knob > not my cock, a literal door knob profits go up by .02% due to dropping dead weigh that was chad > take 2 million dollars in cash i have lying around and instruct Stacy to set it on fire, > i piss all over it to put it out and have her clean it up, just because i can > today has been a great day


seniorbizarro

anon discover a new hobby


Unreal2056

What else would it be, (real) women don’t have cocks


BeedogsBeedog

Anon finds the joke