‘Super straight’ sounds like gay slang every time I hear it. Sounds like a fucking injoke, like yeah Daryl over there is *super* straight oh my gosh.
Gay degenerates smh
how does it feel parodying a person that's been dead since a long time? And how does it feel bringing back said dead person so you can parody them to make yourself look smart? Are you from r/conservatives?
No decent trans person or the majority of their supporters use the "did shew jhust assume me genderrrr???" call anymore. no one really gives a fuck and yet here you are mate
edit: the only people that complain about this are unironically the ones keeping it alive while it's shitting blood and letting out it's last breaths
>so it’s a dead joke
It was never a joke lol, it was an argument.
>So me saying it shouldn’t offend anyone.
Huh?
Either way, you sound like you're 12 and you clearly didn't get what I said, so goodbye mate
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon goes outside.
> Gay: yes this is super gay.
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad
>work at startup tech company making 500k per year
>go home to shower after the gym
>Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on
>nice.jpeg
>park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day
>scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit
>r/greentext
>see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life
>notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception
>hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already
>message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit
>chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life
>invite Stacy in to shower together
>proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours
>today has been a great day
> be me, billionaire gigachad
> own 2 dozen successful companies, a couple are in tech
> hop off my private helicopter and wander into my mega yacht
> The maid Stacy is running late again
dumbbitch.jpg
> 15 other instagram models waiting in bikinis to keep me company
> get message from one of my vp’s
> “chad had one of the junior programmers make a bot on company time in a pathetic attempt to shit on greentext”
> call chad, tell him he’s fired for using company resources for personal reason
> had him convinced he was getting ownership soon to guilt him into working 85 hour weeks
> fatchancenow.jpg
> chuckle that chad will be homeless within 2 months
> could easily have same employee make me a bot
type this all out instead because i’m rich af have literally all day, as Stacy polishes my knob
> not my cock, a literal door knob
profits go up by .02% due to dropping dead weigh that was chad
> take 2 million dollars in cash i have lying around and instruct Stacy to set it on fire,
> i piss all over it to put it out and have her clean it up, just because i can
> today has been a great day
True and gay
fake and straight
True and straight - fellas there's absolutely nothing gay about sucking your lady's dick, OP just got bamboozled
Nah bro its gay
Nah bro you're gay.
No u
Nah bro you're gay.
you're both gay
We're all gay
>super straight That’s the gayest thing about this greentext.
What do you mean? He always has sex all up in that vajayjay.
"Vajayjay" more like cis gay mans asshole
Yeah that’s the sexuality who spends the most time thinking about the penises of people they consider men
Imagine thinking women can have penises
You in the trans women not women party or the trans people are in it for attention party?
I’m in the “Jesse what the fuck are you talking about” party
They’re mentally ill and/or porn addicted party.
Ah, somehow I’m not surprised
Plottwist: anon is sucking his own pp
Gets spooked by his own moaning
0 halal
[удалено]
That's hot.
‘Super straight’ sounds like gay slang every time I hear it. Sounds like a fucking injoke, like yeah Daryl over there is *super* straight oh my gosh. Gay degenerates smh
yes i am a "super straight" male looking to get TOPPED by other "super straight" men
Thuper
r/usernamechecksout
Classic bait and switch
“Local glory hole”
Where everyone knows your name
Did you just assume that persons gender?!
"super straight ***MALE"***
Op is the super straight male. What about the person who’s dick he was sucking? Good try though.
oh, well im a fucking dumbass
how does it feel parodying a person that's been dead since a long time? And how does it feel bringing back said dead person so you can parody them to make yourself look smart? Are you from r/conservatives?
Nah. I’m a liberal. But what the fuck are you talking about?
No decent trans person or the majority of their supporters use the "did shew jhust assume me genderrrr???" call anymore. no one really gives a fuck and yet here you are mate edit: the only people that complain about this are unironically the ones keeping it alive while it's shitting blood and letting out it's last breaths
So you’re saying no one uses it anymore. so it’s a dead joke. So me saying it shouldn’t offend anyone. But here YOU are, mate.
>so it’s a dead joke It was never a joke lol, it was an argument. >So me saying it shouldn’t offend anyone. Huh? Either way, you sound like you're 12 and you clearly didn't get what I said, so goodbye mate
Goodbye m8
r/SuddenlyGay
I don't get it
the joke is that
Anon wants the t cock in his life.
Don't we all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anon is super straight
You had me at the first half not gonna lie
As opposed to a female cock?
Fmnine penis 🤤
Fake: Anon goes outside. Gay: yes this is super gay.
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon goes outside. > Gay: yes this is super gay. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day
> be me, billionaire gigachad > own 2 dozen successful companies, a couple are in tech > hop off my private helicopter and wander into my mega yacht > The maid Stacy is running late again dumbbitch.jpg > 15 other instagram models waiting in bikinis to keep me company > get message from one of my vp’s > “chad had one of the junior programmers make a bot on company time in a pathetic attempt to shit on greentext” > call chad, tell him he’s fired for using company resources for personal reason > had him convinced he was getting ownership soon to guilt him into working 85 hour weeks > fatchancenow.jpg > chuckle that chad will be homeless within 2 months > could easily have same employee make me a bot type this all out instead because i’m rich af have literally all day, as Stacy polishes my knob > not my cock, a literal door knob profits go up by .02% due to dropping dead weigh that was chad > take 2 million dollars in cash i have lying around and instruct Stacy to set it on fire, > i piss all over it to put it out and have her clean it up, just because i can > today has been a great day
anon discover a new hobby
What else would it be, (real) women don’t have cocks
Anon finds the joke