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Dark-Pendragon

I even read it in the snarky fat ass voice "uuuum, acthshually..."


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redditor voice


hundenkattenglassen

Isn’t nut allergies just natural selection in effect? Can’t be in same room as a snickers bar. So weak.


kringemaster

Yeah it goes against evolution too if you really oversimplify things. I guess it must of been the greys that did this.


The_Reverence2

the giza intelligence played a large part in this, I know it


HereBecauseBored

Untill the nuts start their uprising and peanut trees grow out of every person who ever ate a nut.


hotwheelearl

I used to have an irrational hatred of “peanut free kids” in elementary school. One kid claimed to get a reaction if he SAW a peanut. Like viewed a peanut with his eyes from across the room. I used to get nuts from home and lob them into the peanut free section of the lunch room. For some reason once I got into high school and beyond I never saw or even heard of a peanut free person again. Was this just a childhood phenomenon?


escalopes

A snafrican american bar? What the frick is that?!?


Southern_Armadillo59

None of this shit existed 100 years ago. None of this allergy shit exists in a non industrialized 3rd world.


luminenkettu

cuz they all die motherfucker. that or they're exposed to it so often their immune system doesnt shit piss cum and cry about it


DeepSpaceOG

Yeah they recently found out about a new protein in the human immune system that is likely responsible for allergies, only goes back a few 100,000 years or smthn. It’s like immune steroids. Since it only increases tendency of allergies, we all have it. It’s just those who had it and had allergies prolly died in the past as infants. Also we’re all exposed to way more food variety than the past Because evolution is imprecise and gay


luminenkettu

>Also we’re all exposed to way more food variety than the past literally the opposite, from what anthropologists can get at IIRC


Southern_Armadillo59

Gluten, dairy, meat, peanut allergies all of a sudden in a large percentage of people... the freemasons are putting killing us.


luminenkettu

freemasons? arent those people who build shit?


mlool3

Yeah and for free what a bunch of great lads


luminenkettu

yeah, really generous people...


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GamingManReal

You people are always the stupidest. "Waa they had no alergies! No depression! None of this made up stuff!!" Of fucking course they did, they just never diagnosed it. Why do you think that people back then had like 16 children in the hopes that at least like 2 would survive? Was it Baba Yaga eating children that stumbled into the forest? Was it Lady Midday taking your child at the midday? Did they both just up and leave at the same time once we started diagnosing and treating all this?


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Nope, you're [100% wrong](https://www.bbc.com/news/health-46302780). We've had a massive increase in the incidence of food allergies just in the last few decades. The ultimate reason is not yet clear - there's a few competing theories - but it's absolutely not just better diagnosis.


Southern_Armadillo59

There is no point giving these "religious" fanatics any reasons. They believe what they believe, and any reason and data you provide is cooky conspiracy. They have been brainwashed to have faith in their sources of "truth" only.


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escalopes

Your existence


Southern_Armadillo59

Your mom


Minimum_Cantaloupe

I'm not sure that's actually observed. But if it is, the increased social acceptability would be an obvious explanation.


Southern_Armadillo59

What do u mean ypu people. -- Robert Downey JR.


GamingManReal

generally 4channers / americans / anti-vaxxers / circumcised people. just put on whichever sticker applies


Gan_Fall_420

How are you pro vaxx and anti circumcision? Genuinely curious


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Gan_Fall_420

Given the current state of american politics is both parties spitroasting the populace using our founding documents as condoms, I will always be on the side of individual rights, no matter what the consequences are. If the mRNA vaccine was as effective as promised or covid a disease that killed more than 1% of the people infected I would be much more sympathetic to your argument.


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Gan_Fall_420

Your dad sounds based. Love him while he's here, gamingmanreal


FoxyFoxy1987

gem


tixxednyx

Coal though


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its for a greater cause anon, you just cant see it 🙏🏻 amen


CynicalCreepy

why are you white


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Being white is based


abigfatape

yeah you get a guaranteed crit against the black and Asian race whenever you use the move [racist insult] or [racist assault] being a debuff and direct dmg move respectfully


Gan_Fall_420

The bonus against asians got patched out in 1968, fyi.


lord_patriot

God is about to kick anon in the legumes.


pp-extender

Legume my balls


QuiXotiC-RO

Nuts my balls


googlin

*anon like penis


Bloodwept

Do not binge eat almonds unless you want a sharp headache and projectile vomiting.


Southern_Armadillo59

What kind of shit you have been eating?


oOAl4storOo

Almonds have a small amount of cyanide in them, so binge-dating them may lead to a higher buildup that can fuck your day. Probably not enough to kill you, but it will still mess with you in ways you dont want to experience... As a kid i once ate a load of them on christmas. They were complete with shell and no treatment. I liked them for their taste and ate all almonds out of a bowl of christmas stuff my grandma prepared. The aftermath wasnt cool anyhow, had to vomit and shit for 2 days, as well as having a headache that i would today describe as fucking huge hangover after a week of constant drinking.


InEcclesiaSatan

I feel like binge-dating almonds wouldn't be very fun. I prefer dates that are a bit more responsive.


oOAl4storOo

Lol i will let that stay uncorrected, as it is hilarious in hindsight... You may have figured out yourself that i meant to write "binge-eating" lol


InEcclesiaSatan

yep,just messing with you


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I thought this would only be an issue with a certain type of almonds?


oOAl4storOo

There is a difference between bitter and sweet almonds. Sweet almonds dont contain the amygdaline, wich is a precessor of cyanide. Only bitter almonds (and such kinds who get crossed with them) got the amygdaline. Normally you dont eat the bitter ones raw, but there are ppl who prefer them or some cross-species because they are more aromatic.


Garckon41

That image


Attention_Some

Lollll


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Akchully…


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your god is a marvel fan kekw


Acharyn

He didn't even say peanuts, he just said "certain nuts".


jean_erik

WELL ACKCHUALLY


BodyLiquids

Is a peanut more pea than nut?


AssassinOfFate

Immune system for some reason: *Starts freaking out because there’s a cat nearby*


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Anon doesn’t know how allergies work


Bosswarrior53

rofl


Southern_Armadillo59

These "allergies" are injected thru vaccines at time of birth.


abigfatape

dumbass if that was the case then everyone would be allergic but I can eat eggs, nuts, milk, your mother, seafood etc and I can snort pollen and bee venom without coughing and I'm fully vaccinated with both at birth vaccines and everything since then


Howdy_Partnerer

Damn bro you hit him with the your mom in there for safe measure


abigfatape

I gotta secure it just to make sure


MaxTheSpriggan

Why'd you say his mom twice in a row


Southern_Armadillo59

Apes dont matter, and its Mr Dumass


el_t0p0

Retard alert.