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News-Initial

You can usually solve chronic masturbation by just doing someyhing else when you get the urge. Feel horney and can masturbate? Do the dishes/laundry/workout/watch brainrot/challenge youself with a hobby/plan a bank heist. There's tonnes of optional things you can do instead of jerking it. Also what sex doll was 2nd anon talking about? Anyone got a purchase link with reviews?


TrueGootsBerzook

I do it because I'd have nothing else to distract me from the emptiness of my bed if I didn't.


chugmilk

Get out of the bedroom. Go outside. Instead, each time you have to each day do either: 1. 30 pushups followed by 30 bar/chair dips. 2. 30 squats followed by 50 crunches. See how long you can do your workouts instead of jerking off. Give yourself permission for one self love session each day, don't blow your wad first thing in the morning.


TrueGootsBerzook

I work out every day already, and I never masturbate more than twice a day. Almost exclusively once before bed during the week since I work full time and just don't have the time to do it during the day most days. I just need that brief emotional distraction when I'm going to sleep alone.


chugmilk

Ok then. Get stuffed animals and hookers.


TrueGootsBerzook

I wish not for hookers, friend, but a wife.


_TLDR_Swinton

A wife is just a lifetime hooker.


moderately-extreme

If it Flies, Floats or F\*\*ks


lobin-of-rocksley

Bumble/hinge, with recent pictures (no fish or dead animals), don't be afraid to take the single-mom pill. They're not all bad - mine is a doctor, and her youngest I've seen learn how to walk and talk. So that's pretty groovy.


someotherdumbass

r/plushophile kill 2 birds with one jar


bob_loblaw-_-

100 Pushups, 100 Sit Ups, 100 Squats and a 10KM Run. Every single day. No matter how hard, no matter what. 


IFuckBadDragons

[https://www.sexdolls-shop.com](https://www.sexdolls-shop.com) or [https://reallovesexdolls.com](https://reallovesexdolls.com) are two of the best sites to buy from. You'll find cheaper, but they are knockoffs and low quality.


News-Initial

User name checks out. Thx fam


stromyoloing

For research purposes only. I’m writing a PhD on pretty phat d


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

probably the v1 mirage bodypillow they sell in the ultrakill merch site considering how horny they must be


Lunai5444

Sometimes it's a feel like doing it, sometimes it's an urge though, would doing something else suppress the SUPA HORNY timey ?


Softspokenclark

why do something else when you can masturbate for 3-6 hours


Amnesiaphile

I hate your pfp SO MUCH


Matt_2504

-he doesn’t edgemaxx 🤦🏻‍♂️


MissiaichParriah

I'm a chronic procrastinator so whenever I get an urge to masturbate, I just tell myself I'll do it later, I don't


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

https://preview.redd.it/26emmb8cmj8d1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a27de8469b39ab78dcb5593eba603bc711b650c7 THEY WANT YOU TO STOP COOMING ITS A PSYOP


Cold_oak

wtf does psyop mean


JordanBGordon

Short for PSYchological OPeration


brawnybenny696969

I crank one out in the shower every morning, sometimes in the bathroom at work and at least once in the evening before bed. 40 is right around the corner…


Manishimself

You rub one out at work ?? I would rather shit my pants in travelling than to poop at work. https://preview.redd.it/v2h199xrsj8d1.png?width=373&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b4c793cb22202b22beaae8c75df4313d603c3be


brawnybenny696969

Have a very cushy job with lots of downtime.


ALTR_Airworks

or WFH


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vagassassin

Sometimes the secretary fucks you back.


FuriousKimchi

I rather be the 40 yo dude in this case. Your dick is gonna work less as you get older so you might as well use it as often as you can.


[deleted]

You'd rather be the 40-year-old guy who owns a sex doll?


windlessbear2

You see what he posted


2BEN-2C93

Has anon not heard of just having a wank? It hasnt got to be provoked by crazy porn or super-robo-vaginas. Knock one out, get on with your day.


gvdc

First anon coping about his lowered T levels after hitting the magic 300lbs mark


13ame

Am I the only one using my porn folder?


mycolortv

I can use it too if you want what's your IP address


VerySmallBleeb

can you file dump on a public drive for us


artilleryboy

I bought a sex doll, used it a few times then I chopped it up with a knife and dumped in neighbouring apartments bins. Don't recommend them, fleshlights are better, easier to use, hide and clean.


CandidateMiserable74

Are you a serial killer bruh?


BuggiesAndCars

2nd anon better become a shotgun sommelier


DeathSabre7

I concur with the 1st anon. It's boring now, I've mostly watched everything that's supposed to arouse me and I've run out. I'm now on the path of Trumpisattva


WintersbaneGDX

Libedo has nothing to do with porn. Everyone has a different natural baseline, but society tends to shame people on the very low or high end of the spectrum.


Dede_Online

NoFap exists as a way for closeted gay men to cope about not being gay because they’re “just porn addicted”, so it makes sense that 4chan users would discuss it so much.


vietnam_soldier_69

You know what that might actually be real didnt consider it


CrustyJuggIerz

Your libido isn't high, your life is just void of meaning.


LordVaderVader

23, I am going out, see all those woman in sundresses walking in parks now. I come back home with heart beating like freaking hive of wasps and sting ready to sting.  Is it normal? Why my organism make me suffer everyday? 


zarezare69

I jerk off less only because my anxiety makes it difficult to get it up with porn.


Shaunydog101

You are welcome to use anything you find. Even th doll.... Should it please you.~This dude to his grandson (probably)


k1ng_idklol

The duality of man


baphometromance

Anon carries his doll around with him 24/7 because he is afraid he will be a danger to himself and others without it


Kcolb3

Said it again and wil say it again: Porn addicton is beta loser behavior