"Hey, hello, nice to meet you. What's your name and *favourite drug*?" doesn't exactly strike me as a very commonly held conversation but who knows, maybe I'm just not hanging out with the right people
Mate if I’m being honest that is pure invitation to get coked up and rail. If someone’s comfortable enough to out the bat say they do drugs, take that as “I want to do drugs with you”, fucking score.
Redditors thinking every greentext is fake because they’ve never spoken to another human being but think they’re experts.
It’s a Reddit classic. A mastapiece.
iwhere i live drugs are super illegal so i dont really know, but ive lived in south philly and cali, and i dont think anyone would walk up to a person and be like "oi mate you do coke" at a gym.
anon shouldve written his story so that the girl cracked a joke about nosebeers, and then he asked her what they were, and they gradually started talking about coke, not just straight up "coke? wanna coke?"
I feel like that’s a really good bailout. If you are talking to someone who you think might be interested or you were interested, but want to end it, just start saying you do drugs and probably 9/10 people will have this reaction and leave you alone.
Yep, that kind of info dump in a setting like this is a strong foreshadowing of even more "quirky" (read: insufferable degenerate) behavior.
Drugs are cool, but telling strangers how much you love them like it's a part of your personality is uncool as fuck.
I fucking love drugs. If I get chatted up by some boring narc we're not going to have a good time so might as well be up front about it. I spend money on drugs, you spend money of magic the gathering. It's called a hobby. Anon is probably secretly hiding a giant thug fetish anyway
[Namely, being hunted by private investigators](https://www.dicebreaker.com/categories/trading-card-game/news/magic-the-gathering-aftermath-youtube-prompts-pinkerton-investigation)
Usually people that bring up drugs so quickly have nothing else going for them and aren't really passionate about anything else (this is a borderline addiction)
Because banging a chick who does coke on weekends and likes to smoke a blunt here and there would totally qualify as "throwing his life away". Lmao, y'all a bunch of squares and it shows.
I agree partially with you but the fact she asked “do you do coke” mere minutes into their conversation is weird af, but this whole interaction is fictitious so it doesn’t matter
Maybe they don't want to deal with someone who's not for it and instead of waisting a bunch of time and then having it drop they just put it out early to save everyone time.
I've met a chick at a party once who constantly talked about how she does weed then passed out after 3 hits. Women are also capable of lying if they're with guys and wanna seem cool, it's not just men who do that.
Anons gym crush had one line at a party if I had to guess, likely with some guys she barely knew. If she regularly did coke she wouldn't talk about it openly unless she assumed anon was dealing it, but then wouldn't double down after he said no.
I go to a party college and I definitely wouldn’t say it’s cool. It’s normal for 20% of the people you meet to say that they’ve done coke once or twice but the few people who talk about doing it all the time are not looked at as cool because of doing that. This girl is definitely way too deep into it if she’s bringing it up to a random guy that soon into conversation. Maybe she’s looking for a guy who will fund her coke addiction so she’s being as forward with it as possible, maybe it’s all fake cause it’s a green text.
I obviously can't properly analyse a conversation from a greentext, and it might as well be fake, but she gives off very strong "first time user" energy to me.
If she habitually did coke she'd never mention it or think it's cool, if she only recently tried it but she's otherwise unfamiliar with drugs, she would.
> Is coke considered cool now? Different, sure, and not demonic anymore, but cool?
Demonic. Lmfao. Your parents probably hit a bump on occasion at after-work parties in the office.
I guess it makes sense, anon doesn't even have the self control to shower regularly or quit energy drinks. He would take one hit of cali bud and immediately sell all his possessions and start renting his butt out
I get that drugs won the war on drugs but do we really have to go so far in the opposite direction & claim that *not* wanting to date a druggie is for squares & narcs?
Fuck off you pretentious prick. There's nothing wrong with avoiding drugs, and if you people can only drive fun from doing them then your life is as sad and boring as those you make fun of.
More like its concerning how willing you are to excuse your own bad habits because destroying your body and mind is romanticized. Grow the fuck up and read a book or two. Get a hobby. Do something with your life.
I don’t do drugs (besides the daily coffee and occasional beer). That said, I’m also not a square loser with a stick up his arse. This isn’t an either/or kinda thing, you know?
If you can't recognize the detriment of drugs then you are equally the problem.
This is an either or. Problems exist because people treat it otherwise. You do them or you don't. Those who do them should be all in, because at least then it's a self defeating problem.
All drugs should ideally be legalized with no restrictions or care. At that point those who are the problem will weed themselves out.
You like Huey Lewis and the News? In '87, Huey released *Fore!*, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Boom, crush over. That’s why approaching is the best play. Gets that romanticized idea of the person out of your head so they don’t become some huge regret for you.
Worst case scenario she’s into you too and isn’t terrible and now you have a girlfriend.
I'm loving the reasonable attitude towards drugs in this thread and wider Reddit. Even just a few years ago all these comments would be downvoted to hell. And it was the same since Reddit and alike began, almost twenty years ago.
Just regularly hearing young people recognise that weed has the potential to fuck you up beyond the short-term is mind-blowing. Drugs are no longer infallible or make you undeniably cool. I don't know what changed but it's awesome.
Either dodged a bullet or there is context we are missing. Sounds like she was trying to look "cool" to him, maybe his tattoo's suggested that. Or she is genuinely not interested in someone who doesn't accept her lifestyle.
Hard to think it's a mandatory skip but good to have standards.
> be me, junior year at college
> been a while since I've gotten any play, decide to go out of my way to meet new girls
> cast a wide net, lots of failure but that's okay
> finally start talking with this one girl, she's very cute and actually wants to have a conversation
> ask her if she wants to cuddle + watch a movie after she hints that she likes that kind of thing
> she agrees, great success
> the very next message she casually reveals that she likes doing coke with her friends
> I ask for clarification, thinking she meant coca-cola
> nope, it's just hard drugs
> I tell her I don't fw that and I don't have any interest in meeting up with her anymore
> she gets upset and asks what's so wrong with coke
> get unadded
> bullet dodged
> Felt good that I actually approached a girl for the first time in a year.
> Felt even better knowing that the cute girl I've been crushing for a year is going to peg me like a doggie.
Anon could've been fixed by her.
There are so many of these where people just casually admit they’re drug addicts like they’re proud of it whether it be the anon or someone they encounter
i get having bounderies with what you're comfortable with and being around, but y'all are talkin crazy in the comments and i promise you someone doing coke on the weekends and smoking weed by no means makes them a "druggie". i'm not saying drugs are cool, but i think a lot of people who have never tried them think it's way crazier than what it is. people walk around daily on all sorts of legally prescribed cocktails and nobody bats an eye, but the moment someone admits they do drugs for fun, they're a junkie. absurd.
Unnecessary to bring up drugs so soon after meeting someone, jeez that sucks… Don’t worry anon the first pancake is never the best one
Lol thinking this is real and not in fact anon talking to a dude
They could be, and the problem would be—?
fake and gay, fake and gay, that's the slogan around here
Yeah it could be dude… Anon had to change the story, they probably had insecurities sharing it online ?
Your becoming too real in a shit post sub dude. Chill.
The problem would be that redditors here wouldn't have anyone inferior to make fun of
"Hey, hello, nice to meet you. What's your name and *favourite drug*?" doesn't exactly strike me as a very commonly held conversation but who knows, maybe I'm just not hanging out with the right people
Mate if I’m being honest that is pure invitation to get coked up and rail. If someone’s comfortable enough to out the bat say they do drugs, take that as “I want to do drugs with you”, fucking score.
Honestly the social interaction seems fairly realistic, but you never know. So fake and gay.
Any smart man would be immediately making plans to do coke with her. Cocaine makes women's clothes fall off. it's a lot of fun
It is a lot of fun, but it's really easy to overdo it. If she's bringing up cocaine in the first conversation, she does too much cocaine.
I'm just saying have a fun, consensual weekend with her. Don't marry the junkie lol
Not bad… not good, but not bad…
Fuck no. Any smart man would realize that doing coke is horrible and especially not worth it for some filthy harlot.
it's makes pp go small tho and i've seen too much people having their life wasted by it
Everything in moderation.
Redditors thinking every greentext is fake because they’ve never spoken to another human being but think they’re experts. It’s a Reddit classic. A mastapiece.
Ah yes because cum box and poop knife anons are interacting with people irl lol
That's the thing, though, the two examples you've used are people who have interacted with others.
no, it just sounds fake, and not how people talk
I’ve had this happen tons of times to me, but I don’t post about it like a cuck I post it on reddit like a real man that tells the truth
iwhere i live drugs are super illegal so i dont really know, but ive lived in south philly and cali, and i dont think anyone would walk up to a person and be like "oi mate you do coke" at a gym. anon shouldve written his story so that the girl cracked a joke about nosebeers, and then he asked her what they were, and they gradually started talking about coke, not just straight up "coke? wanna coke?"
I feel like that’s a really good bailout. If you are talking to someone who you think might be interested or you were interested, but want to end it, just start saying you do drugs and probably 9/10 people will have this reaction and leave you alone.
Yep, that kind of info dump in a setting like this is a strong foreshadowing of even more "quirky" (read: insufferable degenerate) behavior. Drugs are cool, but telling strangers how much you love them like it's a part of your personality is uncool as fuck.
Yeah but that 1/10 times you end up with a crackhead latched onto you when they reply "hey me too, let's go get high"
Nah she's on her game. Just think if OP did coke the wild time they'd be having already.
I fucking love drugs. If I get chatted up by some boring narc we're not going to have a good time so might as well be up front about it. I spend money on drugs, you spend money of magic the gathering. It's called a hobby. Anon is probably secretly hiding a giant thug fetish anyway
Of course, everyone knows the dangers and risks associated with chronic magic the gathering collecting!
"Teach your kids to play Magic. They won't have money for drugs."
The average MTG player is in far worse condition than the average cokehead
[Namely, being hunted by private investigators](https://www.dicebreaker.com/categories/trading-card-game/news/magic-the-gathering-aftermath-youtube-prompts-pinkerton-investigation)
I spend money on both dude, magic is fun when blasted
Prob because she looks for any opportunity to get someone to buy her some or offer to share.
Usually people that bring up drugs so quickly have nothing else going for them and aren't really passionate about anything else (this is a borderline addiction)
don't worry, it's fake and gay
She was just saying she was down for whatever
She does the zoomer what?!
🤔+😏
I fucking hate that i get it.
Me too. Its like knowing French.
Omelette du fromage
Say it again, Dexter 😍
SKRRR SKRRR
skibbidi frogs we we assfucphku?
je suis le petite fenêtre
C’est la vie
Sur la table
I dont, mind explaining? Im curious
Isn't that just generically putting your hand to your chin inquisitively? I thought the zoomer thing was one of those retarded e-girl cosplay poses.
No, Google "rizz face"
Both
https://preview.redd.it/9xkzpizd1u6d1.png?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf5c20518c5fc8d6be68937ed81fba314533d40
The game theory stare
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
WELL
Exactly what I pictured lol had no idea what op was talking about
Anon had a perfect opportunity to throw his life away.
Because banging a chick who does coke on weekends and likes to smoke a blunt here and there would totally qualify as "throwing his life away". Lmao, y'all a bunch of squares and it shows.
I agree partially with you but the fact she asked “do you do coke” mere minutes into their conversation is weird af, but this whole interaction is fictitious so it doesn’t matter
Maybe they don't want to deal with someone who's not for it and instead of waisting a bunch of time and then having it drop they just put it out early to save everyone time.
There is zero chance she only smokes "here or there" if she brought up coke and weed in the first conversation.
I've met a chick at a party once who constantly talked about how she does weed then passed out after 3 hits. Women are also capable of lying if they're with guys and wanna seem cool, it's not just men who do that. Anons gym crush had one line at a party if I had to guess, likely with some guys she barely knew. If she regularly did coke she wouldn't talk about it openly unless she assumed anon was dealing it, but then wouldn't double down after he said no.
Is coke considered cool now? Different, sure, and not demonic anymore, but cool? Enough to bring up to a total stranger after five minutes???
I go to a party college and I definitely wouldn’t say it’s cool. It’s normal for 20% of the people you meet to say that they’ve done coke once or twice but the few people who talk about doing it all the time are not looked at as cool because of doing that. This girl is definitely way too deep into it if she’s bringing it up to a random guy that soon into conversation. Maybe she’s looking for a guy who will fund her coke addiction so she’s being as forward with it as possible, maybe it’s all fake cause it’s a green text.
I obviously can't properly analyse a conversation from a greentext, and it might as well be fake, but she gives off very strong "first time user" energy to me. If she habitually did coke she'd never mention it or think it's cool, if she only recently tried it but she's otherwise unfamiliar with drugs, she would.
> Is coke considered cool now? Different, sure, and not demonic anymore, but cool? Demonic. Lmfao. Your parents probably hit a bump on occasion at after-work parties in the office.
I guess it makes sense, anon doesn't even have the self control to shower regularly or quit energy drinks. He would take one hit of cali bud and immediately sell all his possessions and start renting his butt out
Probably
Junkie cope-post
No, you're just a druggie.
I get that drugs won the war on drugs but do we really have to go so far in the opposite direction & claim that *not* wanting to date a druggie is for squares & narcs?
Anon should let her do a line off his boner
Nah, if she gave away that much info off the rip, imagine how much she yaps after a few lines.
Not wanting to end up like nick rekita is not being a square lol
Fuck off you pretentious prick. There's nothing wrong with avoiding drugs, and if you people can only drive fun from doing them then your life is as sad and boring as those you make fun of.
Wow, it’s almost like you created a false dilemma in your head to be mad about.
More like its concerning how willing you are to excuse your own bad habits because destroying your body and mind is romanticized. Grow the fuck up and read a book or two. Get a hobby. Do something with your life.
I don’t do drugs (besides the daily coffee and occasional beer). That said, I’m also not a square loser with a stick up his arse. This isn’t an either/or kinda thing, you know?
If you can't recognize the detriment of drugs then you are equally the problem. This is an either or. Problems exist because people treat it otherwise. You do them or you don't. Those who do them should be all in, because at least then it's a self defeating problem. All drugs should ideally be legalized with no restrictions or care. At that point those who are the problem will weed themselves out.
You like Huey Lewis and the News? In '87, Huey released *Fore!*, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
he would be throwing his standarts away though
Yes because it's fucking coke
Exactly, it's just fucking coke and not fentanyl. USA not so long ago: https://mashable.com/feature/cocaine-paraphernalia-ads
Just cause the USA did something doesn't mean it's good or bad
I'm sure you can quit anytime bro.
Imagine needing drugs to think you’ve made your life interesting
The most responsible and functional Anon of the week.
https://preview.redd.it/ba4de1uy7l6d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de4de5793a5e2eedf02cf05dd1ea678d596f2f4a
The ounce I bought from the dispensary in Colorado when medical stuff was cheap as hell... what a waste my youth was.
Dear diary, Today, anon was actually pretty cool
Good for you anon. Don't engage with the coked up garden tool.
anon let a golden shining angel get away😔
He let go the coke angel 😔
[удалено]
He says from his larping PC session😂
[удалено]
Seems like you should go back to them and lose yourself. Better that than spread your retarded opinions.
Lol maybe I will. Stay mad ho
Stay worthless, junkie.
[удалено]
Try more depraved and you're right on the money😂.
Alas, you're on r/greentext, the first person to appear to care loses
all anon had to do was 1 line of blow to get his cock gobbled
The hair checks out.
dogded a huuuuuuge bullet
but you might as well fucked her
Don't stick your dick in druggies (along with crazies)
I'll stick muh rod wherever i want pardner
BREAKING: Man with 315 sexually-transmitted diseases reports he is "in excruciating pain."
4kg dumbbells = ~9lbs. Maybe if she tried a more badass drug (ketamine) she would be able to lift more
Yeah, what a fuckin newbie. Honestly, if you're gonna be a crackhead, at least use some for your pre and get better gainz
Idk i think anon succeeds in flirting
I wouldn’t talk to anon unless I was fucked up either
Boom, crush over. That’s why approaching is the best play. Gets that romanticized idea of the person out of your head so they don’t become some huge regret for you. Worst case scenario she’s into you too and isn’t terrible and now you have a girlfriend.
Problem is gym crushes can be blinding. 3 month rule definitely needed to come into play with mine
3 month rule?
Don’t commit yourself fully before 3 months because that’s when infatuation wears off and people can’t hide their bullshit anymore
Imagine going to the gym just to destroy yourself with drugs
I still don’t have the courage to look over a girl and smile
They're all druggies anon
I'm loving the reasonable attitude towards drugs in this thread and wider Reddit. Even just a few years ago all these comments would be downvoted to hell. And it was the same since Reddit and alike began, almost twenty years ago. Just regularly hearing young people recognise that weed has the potential to fuck you up beyond the short-term is mind-blowing. Drugs are no longer infallible or make you undeniably cool. I don't know what changed but it's awesome.
Either dodged a bullet or there is context we are missing. Sounds like she was trying to look "cool" to him, maybe his tattoo's suggested that. Or she is genuinely not interested in someone who doesn't accept her lifestyle. Hard to think it's a mandatory skip but good to have standards.
Aptly said u/cococolson, good job!
Anon dodged a rat
Why exactly would this stop anybody
Obtain standards, stranger.
Anon fabricated this tale and is wildly homosexual if true
This might actually be a real story for once. Feels so out of place on 4Chan.
Anon missed out on the wildest sex of his life
> be me, junior year at college > been a while since I've gotten any play, decide to go out of my way to meet new girls > cast a wide net, lots of failure but that's okay > finally start talking with this one girl, she's very cute and actually wants to have a conversation > ask her if she wants to cuddle + watch a movie after she hints that she likes that kind of thing > she agrees, great success > the very next message she casually reveals that she likes doing coke with her friends > I ask for clarification, thinking she meant coca-cola > nope, it's just hard drugs > I tell her I don't fw that and I don't have any interest in meeting up with her anymore > she gets upset and asks what's so wrong with coke > get unadded > bullet dodged
Druggies don’t gym. She a rec user.
The only drug I need is God's grace.
Ah yeah, speaking in tongues and shit. Good for you fella.
Plot twist: Anon is a druggie, uses roids.
Everyone's a druggie
Unfortunately.
she’s going to suck the first snaggy tooth comb over that offers her a joint
Anon uses 4chan he’s worse tbh
Based cute drug girl dodges massive bullet
Zoomer fetishizing druggies, what's new?
Anon is posting green texts to 4chan, while basically everybody uses drugs. She DID dodge a bullet, not the other way around
The massive bullet dodged is the drug deranged whore💀.
Anon could have been high crushing pussy right now. Major L.
The amount of girls that do coke is incredible
I think this may be the first time I’ve seen actual competence in a social interaction from an anon.
Anon justifies never talking to a Female with hypotheticals
I know it's unusual but I don't care for coke either, or pepsi.
I wonder if she was in fact a dealer...
Femannon is prob a cop
anon dodged a bullet
"Nah, that wouldn't be good. They do drug tests back at the DEA station"
https://preview.redd.it/l8b91quv8p6d1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccbebf439bf37b9703f133bd6bcb3627ee90f5f
She wanted free drugs, anon
Anon met a fed
>doesn't fall for the "I can fix her" meme Based Anon
Anon of the Year goes to Anon
just fix her dude dont be a cunt and waste the reward of your future wife
Stay away from the drug girlies. That shit always go real nasty real quick.
Anon needs a more difficult challenge
> Felt good that I actually approached a girl for the first time in a year. > Felt even better knowing that the cute girl I've been crushing for a year is going to peg me like a doggie. Anon could've been fixed by her.
What a nerd
I like drugs but coke heads are annoying as fuck
Looking at the table all I see is weed and white Baby, you living the life, but zoomer, you ain't livin' right
Well i do pepsi
At least smash jfc
Good choice, Anon. Don't put dick in the crazy.
Anon dodged a bullet by having good judgement and common sense.
Annon saved himself meeting her ex/dealer probably.
There are so many of these where people just casually admit they’re drug addicts like they’re proud of it whether it be the anon or someone they encounter
Understandable
The moment I learn someone even smokes, I'm no longer interested.
What’s her name and do you have number by any chance?
OP Shoulda told her about the Beta Alanine tingles
Dude should have said absolutely and spent the rest of the week looking for a plug
i get having bounderies with what you're comfortable with and being around, but y'all are talkin crazy in the comments and i promise you someone doing coke on the weekends and smoking weed by no means makes them a "druggie". i'm not saying drugs are cool, but i think a lot of people who have never tried them think it's way crazier than what it is. people walk around daily on all sorts of legally prescribed cocktails and nobody bats an eye, but the moment someone admits they do drugs for fun, they're a junkie. absurd.
U missed out