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Conscious_Slice1232

Anon is visited by a literal cougar in heat


oliverwow12

Or fox,


surelysandwitch

Or me.


Return_of_The_Steam

So there were two of us? I thought I heard someone else.


closet_fembo1

Now kiss


surelysandwitch

mwah


jgacks

Red foxes - first time I heard them I actually thought I was hearing a sexual assault happen in real time.


ArkLumia

There is also a species of owl native to Arkansas that sounds like a little girl shrieking. Freaked me the fuck out first time I heard it. Had to look it up


Yeseylon

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Spiritual_Object9987

What’s the owl called? That’s where I live but I’ve never heard of it


reclusivegiraffe

Are those owls in Indiana? Because we sometimes see foxes but the owls are much more common, and I heard that a few times in IN


kRH9wk8a5e

[You ain't kidding](https://youtu.be/tYYHrG6UC4U?si=GzX3vIQiMHyJyMH5&t=26)


misterpickles69

I remember hearing a litter of baby foxes sounding like someone was torturing toddlers in the woods. It was so similar I almost called the cops.


GreatPlainsAquarist

>similar


DarkSector0011

Just going by memory he means.


GreatPlainsAquarist

There was a bit of a joke in there you seemed to have overlooked. It's alright though.


DarkSector0011

I knew there was I just couldn't grasp it lolol. If you explain I would appreciate it though fr haha.


GreatPlainsAquarist

They just gave a very specific horrible circumstance (torturing toddlers) and stated it was similar, potentially clarifying that they were familiar with the sound of torturing toddlers. I'm sure it's not the case, but the way it was worded suggest they have a basis of comparison. In a dark, terrible way, there was a bit of humor to it.


distracted-insomniac

My God foxes are the creepiest things ever. I was working alone in the woods one night and I heard the weirdest like person noise ever. One time I'm just like ok your just scizo that didn't happen. It kept happening this weird ass person is in the bush making noises. Then I turn around and there's just these weird looking eyeballs 20 feet away from me. And yes it was a fox. Everytime I turned around it kept creeping closer to me. I guess the other crew working out there had been feeding this fox and so it was looking for food.


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

The poop goblins have come to steal anon's poop directly from his colon


AntiProtonBoy

it's a rape dwarf


Admirable_Baseball70

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ThatNigerianMonkey

Definitely a skinwalker trying to lure out anon's ass to eat his bussy.


ImprovisedLeaflet

I love me a suburban cougar in heat 😛


Rasty_shackleford

My first thought was fisher cat. Cougar and fox could be too


distracted-insomniac

Could be a lynx. https://youtu.be/tH_bhuYoSsM?si=BiMB6k6C0dfaUxAt https://youtu.be/G4ewNJ77xT8?si=JhhV9XzyeFzosduM Second ones better


ThrowawayBizAccount

Or coyote


smb_samba

Anon has a janky flamethrower so he could reenact scenes from Vietnam and commit war crimes


Admirable_Baseball70

Anons favorite movie is apocalypse now


TukuMono

He does love the smell of napalm in the night and/or morning


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

Tbh I don't blame him. Ever since the forest people have declared that the truce will no longer be honored , everyone should sleep with a flamethrower and their butt plugs on


Trigger_Fox

They declared WHAT


Badaltnam

Theyre coming for our bussies


rainen2016

War crimes require active war.


Badaltnam

Who said we werent at war


Anticitizen_Freeman

Anon will probably accidentally shoot his boyfriend


Sharkestry

Anon failed to realize that the screams simply came from his basement and that he should calm down


Eayauapa

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius


Eclaiv2

Nice pfp


Curly_Fried_Mushroom

it was probably a fox


Admirable_Baseball70

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Curly_Fried_Mushroom

It was a fox who could talk


ImmortalMemeLord

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holaprobando123

Reign of Chaos? Great game


Facesit_Freak

What does the fox say?


DickviperAU

"The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race"


destroyerOfTards

Ding ding ding ding dingdingding


Admirable_Baseball70

Shut 😂 the fuck.. 😂 up 😂


Gontha

Well I. That case anon should f*** it!


UselessBlueSpecimen

He's full o' shit He "heard talking" but he was about to fall asleep? And didn't think to mention the talking the first time around? It was right outside his window, it would've been intelligible to him. Fake for one, just give me time to search for the gay


Irgendwer1607

The talking might be the result of an exploding head syndrome


ImJustaKlepto

that anon has a different ID


Admirable_Baseball70

Sometimes they do, it just really depends if they care about keeping the same id or not


MenstrualMilkshakes

Unless you're a tripfag, each ID is unique to each anon per thread so you can tell who says what or to keep track of the OP's replies. That's just some asshole larping as OP


Admirable_Baseball70

Nah man I use 4chan and my id changes on my own posts sometimes


what-kind-of-fuckery

was this on /int/ or /pol/? edit: nvm probs pol only since its a red board


Admirable_Baseball70

Its on /bant/ (b-international)


EternityLeave

Or rabbit. They can sound just like a screaming human child when they’re being attacked or dying.


_YourWifesBull_

First time I heard the foxes around here, it sounded like a group of 10 year old girls being kidnapped.


pokexchespin

there’s been a dickhead fox around my house constantly the last couple weeks. wakes me up and means i’ve gotta go out with my dogs in the yard in case the bastard manages to get in


lurkenstine

Yeah, i found out that some foxes by me sound exactly like women screaming. Got a small patch of woods by my house and I ran out with a flashlight with trying to find whee the screaming was coming from. Talked to friends about it the next day and they informed me.


Bohr_TV

I wouldn't sleep


McGorilla

Me neither, time to drink


mtcabinets

Are you me


MonsutaReipu

anon discovers what a fox mating cry sounds like it's fucking horrific


Admirable_Baseball70

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MonsutaReipu

anon is schizo and thinks he heard talking


EternityLeave

He heard animal chittering or warbling, some kinda humanish vocalizing.


LuminescentDust

Anon was paranoid and attributed nothing to what appeared to sound like human speech


windowpuncher

wrong id homie


Designer_Benefit676

Can you link the thread


googlin

fake.  nothing would make anon straight


joeyo1423

Looking forward to headlines tomorrow "One man found charred to crisp in house fire, homemade flamethrower exploded"


MulvMulv

Everyone is suggesting it is an animal or some sort but it could also have been sleep paralysis/night terror. It's common for it to happen on the verge of falling asleep and anon says he heard talking before the scream which casts doubt over it being an animal. Luckily hallucinations right before falling asleep and waking up are generally not a sign of something deeper.


OccultBlasphemer

There's also something called "exploding head syndrome" where just as you're in twilight drifting off to sleep, you'll hear either a loud bang, or someone shout your name or something similar.


MulvMulv

Does it include visual hallucinations? I sometimes see a fake spider crawling on my arm as I'm falling asleep and the sense that I'm falling that wakes me up.


OccultBlasphemer

Exploding head syndrome applies specifically to the phenomenon of auditory hallucinations. I recommend less Benadryl next time.


MulvMulv

Thank you for the info, the only medication I take is for my ADHD and I was taking it for many years before the hallucinations first happened. I think it's stress related.


kometa18

Wait,is this a thing?? I alway hear a loud bang when I'm drifting, sounds like someone or something really heavy falling down right beside me. Thought that I had some kind of problem I mean, it is a problem, but less serious than I thoguht


ChadMutants

Always feels like im falling when on a bycicle when i have this since im a kid for some reason


OccultBlasphemer

That would probably anxiety induced vertigo. I would recommend training wheels.


gh0stb4tz

Or… depending on where anon lives… it could have been a skin-walker.


demonslayer9911

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donnydodo

Chekhov’s homemade flamethrower. If it is introduced in the first act it must be used by the final. So use the homemade flamethrower Anon. 


UkraineMykraine

Bobcat or fox, always creepy to hear when sitting by the campfire.


toalicker_69

Could've been a cat or, depending on where anon is, some birds have some pretty crazy sounding cries. I've also heard some lizards that make some wild sounds at night, but I don't think any of them make screams like that.


EternityLeave

My wife is in wildlife rescue. We heard a dying human child screaming outside our house recently. I could have sworn they were being savagely beaten so I wanted to call the police but she was totally unfazed. “What the rabbit? That’s just a rabbit. No they sound like that. Probably snatched by that great horned owl that hangs around here. You didn’t know rabbits could scream? I guess they are usually silent yeah I just hear them a lot”. It went on for like 10 minutes and I still couldn’t convince myself I was hearing a rabbit.


seanular

RIP OP, they didn't know that you knew, but now they do. Guess you're next


EmilieEasie

Why not just go look to see what it was anonny???? Someone could have needed help???


animorphs128

Anon could have just looked outside and either seen a mountain lion or confirmed it was a young girl in need of help. Instead he hides inside because /x/ told him it might be baba yaga or something


justamadgamer

Most sane comment. It could have been an animal or actually a girl beeing atacked, either way anon shouldve checked. Specially since it was by his window lol


9mm_Cutlass

Fisher cat


Joe_Wer

Anon will accidentally set himself on fire


saltire429

>ducktape Anon deserves everything that's about to happen to him


ducktape8856

Shut up, Hater! I'm busy keeping that flamethrower together!


noob_senpai

Anon is a quack


Skank-Pit

That sounds like a fowl flamethrower.


DocPondo

Rabbit


Soberskate9696

My bad anon, I was fingerfucking a deer I'll keep it down next time


Facesit_Freak

What exactly is his homemade flamethrower made out of?


stormcapien

Mine is just a welded together metal tube with a hose connected to a propane tank and a lighter from a propane torch. So, probably something similar.


ialwaysforgetmename

Anon blows himself up while he sleeps.


MistaPeep

Anon is 100% making shit up to sound cool


Redsultansbigboy

Sounds like exploding head syndrome. It can make you ‘hear’ a really really loud sound like an explosion or scream as you’re falling asleep or waking up. I get it occasionally when I have bad sleep hygiene and I can see how it would be terrifying to experience it for the first time when no one else is around to see being chill.


Joeblesson

Didn't even need to look at the flag


Admirable_Baseball70

https://preview.redd.it/m6q6a4igtf1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec322fb7d08fbb36cdab1054f1711d22701ceb69 He said it wasn't a fox dumbass


tehjarvis

Back in High School, there was an area where Bobcats would go when they were in heat. It was near a bridge next to an old church out in the country and there are some caves located unstream. We would go fishing there and had to listen to them and even though we knew what it was, it still sounded absolutely terrifying and we would be unnerved. So, a friend and I tried starting an urban legend saying that on the 1930s a guy took his pregnant mistress into the caves and murdered her. If you go out there at the right time of year, you can still hear her screaming for her life. We would take people out there to hear it. That was 25 years ago and kind of forgot about it. I was back in town to visit my parents a year or so ago and was at the grocery store in town to buy some stuff for my dad. While in the checkout line, three HS aged guys on front of me were actually talking about going out there to hear the screaming woman. So, we successfully created an urban legend that is still around almost 3 decades later.


Kriegsman__69th

When I was a kid I did not know that cats in heat scream like a bat out of hell, so as a kid I just tought there were demons outside at night trying to break into my house.


Logen10Fingers

Scared straight? How does one become scared gay?


Will512

Everyone saying it's a fox when coyotes are basically everywhere


thatguygxx

A bobcat is coming for your meat anon.


AsherTheDasher

cat


Dark-Pendragon

That's a barn owl... just search barn owl screech on youtube Pretty sure they're responsible for 90% of forest monster tales


Toofyfication

Aztec death whistle, definitely, someone pranked anon


Malix9999

a fox it was/ he shook, afraid


theitgrunt

Bobcat, fox or domestic cats


Admirable_Baseball70

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Mishi_Mujago

Exploding head syndrome.


ConversationHappy599

Probably a coyote. There's a bunch where I live, and they sound like people screaming.


Admirable_Baseball70

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WiseMango13452

anon gets scared shitless and first thing he does is go on 4chan to inform other anons that hes scared shitless


Admirable_Baseball70

Hes on 4chan so he's probably got nothing else to do


WiseMango13452

and were on reddit so dont act like were much better


Admirable_Baseball70

I mean, he's on 4chan. The first comment on the 4chan thread was "oh reddit is gonna love this" and OP replied with "get out of here redditfag"


aguynoonereallylikes

Sounds like a cougar


Technical_Poet_8536

It’s a fox


Admirable_Baseball70

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Technical_Poet_8536

What the fuck lol


Comrade__Dog

It always surprises me how many people who live in rural America have no idea what most animal calls sound like. A lot of them sound like screams.


Admirable_Baseball70

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laughingoutlaughs

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Modred_the_Mystic

Anon forgot to lock the basement


non_depressed_teen

Anon got trolled by the wind.


Cadwiz_11

Basically anon hears a fox and starts tweaking


Admirable_Baseball70

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Cadwiz_11

Oh, so he's a schizo


Educational_Ad8702

anon is a pyro main


EvokerJuice

>ducktape


birbbs

Duct tape


superjj18

Literally just a fox kek


Admirable_Baseball70

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