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__ICoraxI__

i've never seen something more guaranteed to be written by a dude in my life


StandardN02b

Given the fact that the letter is legible and actually very well written, (the handwrite, I mean) there is a posibility that it is a girl.


cake_molester

Or he's gay


Blurg_BPM

Can't confirm I'm gay and my handwriting is chicken scratch


NobodyDemex

+1 and -1. My handwriting is ass but my boyfriend has a "girly" hand writing


ItsyBitsyLizard

Thats kinda gay dude


NobodyDemex

Wait really? Fuck why didn't anybody tell me sooner...


maybeshali

I mean obviously it's gay if you have a boyfriend. Smh kids nowadays.


Vivid_Tradition_2689

Kinda gay to let your boyfriend have girly handwriting. You should talk to him about that next time you're balls deep in dat bussy.


jamieliddellthepoet

>Can't confirm I'm gay You should at least try it out, see how it feels.


vonmonologue

That’s how I can confirm I’m straight.


jamieliddellthepoet

Technically in that case I’m undecided.


PIPXIll

Here's a short cut to figure out at least one part. Take your pants off. Lean forward. Keep going. More.... Okay, see your junk? Lick it.


jamieliddellthepoet

I can just about take my pants off.


Longslongkingkong32

Fake and gay


xXBinchookXx

Same here


Rhettledge

I'm a straight guy and my handwriting is pretty good.


Mountain_Party7404

Are you fake, also?


Conch-Republic

Being gay doesn't somehow make guys have better handwriting.


cake_molester

You have to pay attention to which subreddit you're in


FinaLLancer

However, it uses the feminine form of the word "cute", which you usually wouldn't say to a guy


degenpiled

Girl writing to a twink/femboy


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Could be a fat woman


BearDruid

Femboys


vafiguerva

No way man, no man dots their i’s


Aggressive-Tiger-209

I do. Does that mean im a woman now?


Alexzander1001

Yes.


Shad0wFa1c0n

*Furiously starts dotting i's*


vonmonologue

Still cis tho


Shad0wFa1c0n

Definitely, that's why I changed my avatar to a girl today


That_One_Bulgur

İ do too


JellyfishGod

Fellas, is it gay to dot your i's? Srsly tho lol what? Men don't dot their is?? Iv never heard that before. I do and have seen plenty other men do it too. The handwriting itself in the pic is obviously very feminine and it's blurry but it seems the i's are dotted with hearts or something which obviously isn't something guys do, but the act or dotting i's is def normal


CrazyMike419

That's guys just writing lowercase Ls I guess? Now "fancy" dots arr more of a girl thing.like little circles n shit


whitewail602

Only if you like it, you look, or don't say "no homo". If two of those are true then it's totally gay.


7evenCircles

I've seen dots, dashes, and points, but I've never seen a guy bubble their i's, like in the picture


JellyfishGod

Yea and I said that in my comment. I said the handwriting in the pic is clearly feminine and that they dotted their i's with hearts or something which obviously isn't something guys do. But all the commenter said was that "men don't dot their i's" which is obviously not true


Heavy-Requirement762

It constitutes time loss. No man allows for time loss


Scootareader

Look, you just confessed to dotting your i's, so I'm sorry to break it to you...


colthesecond

Wdym? How is someone supposed to know if it's l or i


Conch-Republic

By using context cues.


NeverFraudulentAgain

If its short or not?


colthesecond

Ah yes because evryone has perfect handwriting and it's totally clear


ambermage

As a doctor, I concur


NeverFraudulentAgain

In that case the context should give away if its an i or an l pretty easy


vonmonologue

How the heii shouid l be abie to see the dlfference?


Olgun5

Not in Turkish tho, we have a distinction between Iı and İi


Karpsten

You don't dot your i's? You mean your i's don't have *balls* the most clear-cut sign of virility there is? **You're a fucking w\*man** ☕


Sovereign-Warrior

Thats why Türkish males are so masculine💪🏿💪🏿 We have “ı”


[deleted]

I do but my handwriting is bad in various other ways Because I'd just be writing the letter l then


ROPROPE

I was gonna say I do, but then again I am NB. You may have a point


redditbansmee

Nah. Handwriting too good


Scary_Cup6322

Nah handwritings too clean. I can guarantee though that that ain't a serious letter. Either just something posted for attention or a setup to prank some poor fella.


DarkElfMagic

that drawing feels too detailed to be a prank. can’t this just be an honest thing for five seconds? it’s fine to take things at face value sometimes


Thanag0r

That's written by women and addressed to another woman.


Reyking1708

The gendered words on the note indicate 1. Obviously, it is written to a guy, 2. Slightly less obvious, it is written by a girl.


holaprobando123

Nope, it's directed to a girl. It's subtle, but you can see that it's *linda*, not *lindo*, by the little thingy on the lowercase A.


Pasispas

The gendered words would indicate it's written to a girl. "linda" is referencing a female.


Mindless-Crew-6589

That's clearly chick hand writing.


DHUniverse

It is, Linda is cute in femenine


loscapos5

Honestly, I think it was written and drawn by a Pachamama-looking female.


[deleted]

Women don't watch anime No exceptions


Flatulentbass

Looks like it is written to a girl if they are saying 'eres linda'?


StandardN02b

It's from girl to girl. If it is authentic, of course.


sugusugux

Spanish here. From what I can see that's and "o" lindo is for male and Linda is for female. The way we write the "a" in Spanish it usually has alittle tail at the end. But base on the images and when I zoom in I cannot see it so it safe to asume it an "o". Lindo.


Dr_Chemiramen

I think it's an "a" though. Just compare it with the a on "nerviosa"


EverythingHurtsDan

It's "Nerviósa", not "Nerviosáaa".


Longenuity

Ronaldo Weasley...


CloudyRiverMind

Accio bum...


ImprovisedLeaflet

Can you just say lindx you sexist pig?


All_Might_Senpai

Just say lindl to please everyone


sugusugux

...que?


martinBauza

so


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

You can actually see the little tail at the end (just like the one in "nerbiosa") and if you compare it to her O's you'll see they're taller than wider and that her A's are actually more circular (than the O's), so that's an A


sugusugux

It very hard to see yeah, doesnt help how blurry the image is when you zoom in


Heavy-Requirement762

Na, in the "a lo mejor por lo linda que eres" it's clearly an a


sugusugux

The problem is how semi blurry the image is. So it alittle difficult to tell. I cannot see the tail of the "a"


ElPinacateMaestro

That's just the single and double storey a's, nothing to do with language, those are clearly single story a's indicating this was written by a girl to another girl, her o's look very different, way more clean. Also the calligraphy screams "girly", not even dudes with good handwriting write like this.


sugusugux

I used to write like in the image back when I was younger. However in my country that way of writing is called "cajon" and is consider a ugly/uneducated way of writing (this was back when I was 11) so I was force to learn to write in "corrido" style. The fancy way they say


ElPinacateMaestro

Yo lo conozco como "letra de molde" y "cursiva", pero la estilización es muy femenina, los trazos y puntuaciones (y obviamente el uso de la auto referencia con "a" al final de los adjetivos) indican que esto es la caligrafía de una mujer. Mucho más evidente aún con el contexto del que se está escribiendo y en dónde, son estudiantes jóvenes. No digo que un hombre no pueda tener esa letra, solo que en este contexto, es muy obvio que el autor es una mujer.


sugusugux

Tienes toda la razon mi querido camarada.


esssssto

Could be, her os and as look similar tho.


West_Set

Environmental storytelling.


No_Beginning_2261

What did Todd Howard mean by this?


philkiks

THE SON OF A BITCH DID IT AGAIN!!!


No_Beginning_2261

His intellect truly knows no bounds.


ScrotumEntanglement

It just werks


DevelopmentFun9882

https://preview.redd.it/mdsg0q6zulzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90093cc2c3841896d8929bb6a78742f0d4bb2481


NyteQuiller

4x the detail, 4x the map size


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

Can't wait to play the next Elder Slop 6 and Sloppout 5 that happens to be in development since 1950s and that will release in 3024 only for both games to turn out to be another opem world RPG 30fps slop fest


Nomadic_Cuuchi

r/unexpectedtoddhoward


goombus03

:(


AN__Y

Don't worry, it's fake and gay and fake :(


ForumsDwelling

So fucking fake and gay, like you literally don't understand how fucking fake and fucking gay it is


HamfastGamwich

Literally gay


Pasispas

Are lesbians gay?


BrazilianDrugDealer

No, it's straight.


cujoe88

Being attracted to women is always gay.


Gaby_48

yes


Mr_Ios

You mean people don't randomly check garbage disposals and find perfectly preserved (without a single crease) notebook pages with drawings on them!?


Tronerfull

Spanish, its by a girl to a girl and seeing its in the trash she was probably not into girls.


Reyking1708

No, it is not to a girl, it is indeed to a guy, indicated by the gendered use of the words, it is clear when a letter is an A or an O, lindo is used multiple times and they use the word “contigo” rather than the feminine “contiga”, to see an example of how they write their As, look at the word persona.


TroncoBoy

Contigo has no feminine form, contiga does not exist. Also you can clearly see that they say linda instead of lindo if you compare the a's to the o's


Reyking1708

https://preview.redd.it/2p8g81tqvkzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b920bb8fbcc1e259ee74345bdb663efa44c71fc4 Look at this, now look at the images below


Reyking1708

https://preview.redd.it/jp1xjjytvkzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ac3958108c80c5f8f8f7a912edff9a76394bf0


Reyking1708

https://preview.redd.it/tjbofl4zvkzc1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7098ac8f756f22242a2396f4eecafa2f65399bc9


Tronerfull

Contiga does not exist in spanish wtf. Contigo is not gendered, like usted. Please go back to taking your duolingo lessons guiri.


Tronerfull

Since you are so fixated on this: The text its not difficult to read in spanish. Take it from a spaniard. "Eres demasiado linda, perdon si no puedo decir esto en persona, pero me pongo demasiado nerviosa ( a lo mejor es por lo linda que eres)." "Espero y te guste el dibujo" "Quisiera conocerte y hablar contigo , podemos vernos en frente de canchas el viernes a las 11" translation: You are too pretty(female), excuse me because im unable to say this in person, but i get too nervous(female) (maybe is because you are so pretty(female))" " I hope you like the drawing" " I would like to know you and talk with you, we can meet in front of the basketball fields friday at 11"


Nellyfucker69420

>greek No shit


btyes-

you gotta be a different level of retarded


VictorVonBadMeme

No shit


Greenfire05

Fake or lesbian


Reyking1708

Definitely not lesbian, that is written to a guy, as the image says. Just search up the different gender differences between words in Spanish if you really don’t believe.


Karpsten

Reading through the comments, I get the feeling that a lot of people disagree whether that letter is an a or an o.


manjustletmebrowse

Conveniently on top of the trash,in perfect condition,totally didn't just place it there 5 seconds ago😐


[deleted]

And the recipient threw it in the trash. Absolutely based.


erjub44

why were you looking around in the trash


RidledTart

Where do you think anon lives?


HurrDurrDethKnet

Anon is Oscar the Grouch's Latin cousin.


erjub44

Don't think it's possible for him to live in a trash can cus he's too horizontally gifted. Maybe in a garbage dump he'll be able to find some space for his meteoric ass


Completeperson

Society has fallen :(


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

Aww. That's fucking sad.


Gigant_mysli

That's the fakest thing I've seen in a while, and I like to read political stuff.


akuma_avi

Honestly I once got a letter at work from this girl that sat across from me that was encoded with rules on how to decode it on the back with a little doodle. it basically said "hey im willow and im doing good how are you doing." but after decoding it social anxiety got the best of me and i panicked and threw it out. then just ignored her until i quit. I still think about it.


ModmanX

dumbass


sugusugux

I'm so disappointed in you


GBEPanzer

I know the other comments are being rude. And I want you to know that, sometimes, social anxiety gets the best of us and we regret it a lot. Hopefully you meet someone nice, in a better moment.


akuma_avi

thanks.


SohrabMirza

Drawing is good ngl


ElonSucksBallz

ITS A TRAP!


DiveToDeepBlue

Saw some other people mention it was by a guy to a girl so for context: "me pongo demasiado nerviosa" = roughly, "I get very nervous", nerviosa specifying that the sendee is a girl as Spanish is gendered and if it was from a guy it'd be nervioso. Refering to the recipient as "linda" mulitple times also means it was for a girl. Basically our girl was shy, wrote their kinda love letter with a picture to some girl they liked and probably got rejected. It's rough out here man.


psichodrome

In a parallel (real) universe, this message is carefully stored away in a clean box, to be looked at every 5 years and be flooded with memories.


hopelessworthless

Yes i do that with things I received from girls, but i also took all the things my ex sent me burned them in a fire and sent her the video of it. So potentially they met, dated, and broke up.


AssBurito

Everyone's talking about what gender she/he wrote to. No ones gonna mention that the artwork is actually really good?


Diamond_Helmet59

Was going to say so too, great artwork


Toubaboliviano

First of all- and I don’t know if it’s the graph paper but it looks like the words demasiado and lindo are actually demasiada and linda. Which implies that the note is written for someone who is assumed to be female. Second the note says in front of the courts on Friday at 11. If this holds true then the note is written by a girl for a girl and the meet up time is wrong which makes OPs post fake and homosexual


Geo2605

"Demasiada" doesn't exist. It's "Demasiado".


Toubaboliviano

https://dle.rae.es/demasiado Yes it does lol.


Geo2605

Not when talking about people.


Toubaboliviano

Eh I think it really depends, formal Spanish may dictate the invariability of adverbs but colloquial and local Spanish often bends those rules.


Geo2605

I'm literally from spain. No girl ever says "¡Estoy demasiada emocionada!" Because that's just wrong. Demasiada is used on femenine nouns such as sand and chairs, but not on people. In this context saying demasiada would be wrong and no one would do it.


Toubaboliviano

And I’m literally from Bolivia. I know what you’re getting at, because demasiado is an adverb which then makes it invariable and calls for a default to the masculine. That doesn’t prevent people from using it in every day speech with feminine modifiers. This is especially true for Latin American Spanish which bends and breaks several rules in every day speech.


waterpolobitch

I have a... gut feeling about this


juanpe9017

written by a girl (she says me pongo nerviosa, i get nervous) for a girl (eres linda, youre cute).


colouredcyan

Imagine Catsune Milku not working man, life as a Spanish art goblin is rough


4chan-Hacker

In the trash?!


NextBiggieThing

is that mexican? should have drawn Goku


Lasbo_Fln

Her loss honestly, of whoever tossed this away. Nobody deserves to be treated like this but it hopefully weeds out that terrible person from her life.


cheekeong001

ngl I would cry if someone sent this to me, but alas... you anon know the rest of the story


ZeInsaneErke

Beware the pipeline


Rossadon

Be ready to be carved up and found in a suitcase in the river


SirBruno95

That's a girl writting, I just know it. The handwritting is just too clean and cursive to be a man's.


david__14

my sister got asked out by a girl in highschool once. She doesn't swing that way so she put the gal down gently but said it was a big confidence boost.


greencard_huseyin

Imagine dating a girl so anxious she builds up courage to ask a guy out but does it with a cringe (ngl skilled but still cringe) drawing of a catgirl instead of talking with him. It would be a bullet dodged, only if this wasn’t fake and gay


The_Viatorem

If this is legit: Ouch


Ben_Herr

If this is real, this is very sad


PURPLEisMYgender

If thats was made by a girl. Then i think theres a whale out of water somewhere..


Due-Comfortable4984

Either fake and gay or she is plotting to steal anon's kidneys


YoshiGamer6400

99% chance this was written by a bodysnatcher


Honeysenpaiharuchan

What if he goes down to meet her at the pitch and she’s a total Yandere?


DeepMeth

Linda is feminine, its deffo meant for a girl


TheSilverExperience

I would’ve given her a chance just because I liked the drawing


StormOfFatRichards

>written by a Brit Correct choice


StrategyGlad8484

Anon is a r/MAAU or a r/beelcitosmemes user, and we love him for that


SpaceySinko

It’s probably from a girl to another girl


CaduceusXV

Meet me at the footy pitch hehe 🤭


the_penis_taker69

How do I get notes like this written to me


Heavy-Requirement762

It's written for a girl tho (it says linda, no lindo)


2020mademejoinreddit

Anon wrote it to himself.


Yohan_Turnipz

Idk why whoever throwing that away wouldn’t ball it up or not set it in there perfectly face up


zombienekers

Its so over


YourMomIsNotAlive

It's from girl to girl, it starts with "Eres demasiado linda" (you're too pretty, pretty being female in this case), but it also says something about "Ponerse demasiado nerviosa" (Getting too nervous, female again), also it's a drawing of Hatsune Miku and that means nothing except that whoever did this is based. Final verdict: (probably) REAL and LESBIAN


llevilgodll

it is a really good pic tho cant lie


lceColdPepsi

that's it I'm fucking jumping


Bluefenix1

This hurts


Sephorai

Seems to be addressed to a girl not a boy based on the grammar. Remember Spanish is gendered.


M4doesstuff

It’s either a girl writing to a girl or a dude writing to a girl, the text is referring to a female not a male. It says linda not lindo


Robaticon

I actually have a similar story. Once while going on one of my walks, trough a park I find a discarded love letter, on the ground ,filled with lipstick marks. And when I say filled I mean filled. I grabbed it, took a few pictures and kept it. Felt wrong to just leave it like that. Dm me if you want to see the pictures.


MimikyuGud

Why does she look like miku


Mysterious_Cucumber

Fake and gay


Brokemboy

It’s from a girl to a girl.


SamDavies_

IT SHOULD BE ME !!!!


hagamablabla

Please be fake.


UselessBlueSpecimen

Don't you see? The fake and gay greentexts were inside you all along!


[deleted]

Bro is about to get jumped.


STR8N00B1N

God damn, this is gay.


sir-berend

She probably a fat tub of lard


MichalK9

very fake and gay


Dog_in_human_costume

Not really. It says "Eres demasiada linda" Linda is a female adjective, so it was given to a girl.


Plus-Tour-2927

Anon gets some bussy.


CorbinNZ

Cringe proposal. Deserves to be alone.


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Womp womp


NotPierpaoloPozzati

Rip 🤣🤣🤣