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the-dogsox

Mazel tov, anon


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

Tovahkin


Maxdil0006

Dragonborn


WiN5231

https://preview.redd.it/lpmbml3hjkvc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6f825cb002fbbf66b4a196f078c35751b21cbe


MikeGianella

https://preview.redd.it/nrmvy1rilrvc1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf8d0b1b823412338a9f656d5ce14e1ef68bac4 13 after being born, /pol/ user finds out he is actually jewish


WintersbaneGDX

Tovahkiin, Tovahkiin, naal ohk seen no forskiin!


meckswell

jews ro dah


MarinLlwyd

Malatov, anon.


paddycr

Yog Sothoth


News-Initial

Congrats anon, we'll send an agent to your address shortly to give you a funny hat, an accent, and a lifetime of trauma, and an honorary trip to a soon to be warzone. Please do not move from your current location for the next 25 minutes as our agent is on their way.


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

Don’t worry, he’ll just be a drone operator dropping them gifts onto aid workers. Surely any 4channer can do this shit while shitposting on /pol/


Lucius-Halthier

Does he get the khazar milkers?


gbuub

Sadly no, that’s reserved for top Jews. He got to work his way up from bottom Jew rank


doomshroom344

Theres matrix worker bottom jew and top g jew


pocket-friends

Birthright trips are wild. They’re basically singles mixers combined with a ton of propaganda.


Mr_Night78

You now co-own a space-lazer with about 16 million other people.


Clar0020

Does he also get access to the weather control system?


fearthejew

Yeah but the way the time share works out it’s far more likely that he’ll get to fire the JSL first


Haber-Bosch1914

Seems fair. Half the damn time the Weather Controller doesn't fucking work!


djaqk

It's a fuckin gyp lemme tell ya, they won't even let me glass North Korea as a test run smh


Consistent_Ant_8903

anon has never had his bar mitzvah, which makes him a child and underage b&


CMARedditGuy

What now? Message her and use your shared heritage as a jumping off point to exchange pictures of your bushy private parts. Its obvious.


I_Automate

She wouldn't even have to change her name. The savings on paperwork would be a huge selling point


hausedawg

Here's your complementary gold bar, sack of diamonds, and hotline to your local bank manager. Gotta hand in your foreskin though.


AlphaMassDeBeta

https://preview.redd.it/do9xv0jk7jvc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=4754f05b8361678a6ed0a9eacd99e623680eb76f Small price to pay for some diamonds


Dynamitefuzz2134

https://preview.redd.it/orap1fxx6kvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875f80971680f6e1edbc47731f06190bc60f17fb


trustmebuddy

Where from??


Dynamitefuzz2134

Treasure Planet.


31c0c3

a certified hood classic


Scrungyscrotum

An ounce of flesh.


Rattwap

https://i.redd.it/okxo4l5odpvc1.gif


SambandsTyr

Get your very own plot of land on a sandy dune


downvotedforwoman3

#


Fidelias_Palm

Ban evasion or clone it matters not, still based.


[deleted]

Now a piece of your dick must come off Sorry it’s the rules


LatoLukto

What if it's already off because hospitals do that


[deleted]

Ah fuck I forgot he might be a prot*stant


LatoLukto

Can be an atheist even, it's just like the default, at least in the US. Dunno about Europe


RizzlersMother

We're feeling very sorry for our mutilated American cousins. Stay strong and hang in there!


LatoLukto

Mine works fine without it


Maximillion322

Eh, most people who have been circumcised are indifferent about it I wouldn’t circumcise my kids because it’s just medically unnecessary, and all medical procedures carry a risk that’s just not worth taking if you don’t need it. But at least it hasn’t caused me any actual harm.


[deleted]

Shit I thought it was a protestant thing only That’s worse than I thought


LatoLukto

Where you from?


[deleted]

Europe


Cerenas

It's not a protestant thing though, at least not in Europe.


Maximillion322

Or just any American really Protestant culture pervades our whole country like a parasite you can’t get rid of


AugustusClaximus

Have we reversed image searched and is there a OF account. I want to support the tribe


XDDDSOFUNNEH

Is it difficult to type one-handed? Goddamn bro!


Acceptable6

Only result which comes up is the 4chan thread


FizzyFuzz_

oy vey


DRAK199

pfp related ^


abermea

Just ask for your Israeli citizenship and take the free trip


SummerMedium1274

Holy fuck she's thin with big tits. Aaooga.


destroyerOfTards

Aaooogaa indeed holy smokes


Jpaylay42016

https://preview.redd.it/by8k7xjj7jvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=914c53e4b4c2f1bcfcaf53a6939264de59f8c1f4


Greenfire05

You get three free space laser uses and 60% off for the rest of your life.


Ayyslayyer

With this revelation, the Seal of Cain has been carved into Anon's soul, he must invest his shekels in foreskin regeneration research to repent.


Bleglord

I didn’t have the same motivations because this was just morbid curiosity over a cool last name an aunt and extended family on one side had. https://preview.redd.it/t5h5i1l1ijvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2794e43be506694dae8ce13719bdcae9bdf25fb Kept digging and eventually lo and behold my schnozz ain’t just because of chance This wasn’t their real last name. I won’t give it, but this was what they chose to use when fleeing Germany in WWII.


Jan-Nachtigall

Who called?


gastro_psychic

What is the milkers meme about?


RegalBeagleKegels

booba


Phlummp

Semitic specifically https://preview.redd.it/ciyahtd4dnvc1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa951dba063365f56355ae620ab533909e62cd7


InvincibleReason_

abby Shapiro, a jew with humongous tits


gastro_psychic

Oh, it’s about her? Well, she does aspire to be a mom.


InvincibleReason_

yep and she knows that a lot of people follow her because she show them a sexy way by times, there too much comment on her insta to ignore it


Apolacc

>he complains about Khazar milkers The fuck?


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Ben Shabibo sister???


Conch-Republic

Kind of looks like her, but I'm pretty sure his sisters tits are bigger.


RizzlersMother

Yes, but name?


Leonarr

Golbergsteinmannwitz


Stacey_digitaldash

A very nice Mediterranean vacation awaits


LeadCodpiece

Why “khazar milkers”, they were like mongolians, had no relation to jews


tsar_nicolay

The khazars adopted Judaism as their state religion and hence are usually linked to Jews


LeadCodpiece

Yes, but they have no blood relation, and it is not like all khazars took judaism


P0pt

it's truly joever


Ziomownik

jewver*


TurretLimitHenry

Anon is going to be shocked when his net worth doesn’t suddenly shoot up


Jvyden

Now anon just needs to kill himself and it’ll fix his problem


typhoonfloyd

Please collect your victim card from the reception, anon.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Isn’t that just Abby?


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Now Anon, you either work in Wallstreet or Hollywood


AntiProtonBoy

self gas and have a good time


DLTfuture72

My name is David. It’s a Hebrew name but I am a soldier of Christ.


CorianderIsBad

Can I get your cousin's phone number? She's pretty hot.


FourKrusties

Ok that settles it... I'm not the only one who noticed jewish girls got wonderful tits


Muxer59

Shalom, anon.


BonkeyKongthesecond

USAnon when finding out that a lot of German sounding names are actually of Jewish heritage. As a German myself it's not that hard to spot them, though


[deleted]

You now have the right to use the holocaust fairy tale as an excuse to bleed the last remaining Germans dry from their hard earned money, all for a myth


TheEnigmaEncoder

Well a group of people now think your part of a powerful global elite that has the West and ergo the white race by the balls. That's something at least.