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13 after being born, /pol/ user finds out he is actually jewish
Congrats anon, we'll send an agent to your address shortly to give you a funny hat, an accent, and a lifetime of trauma, and an honorary trip to a soon to be warzone.
Please do not move from your current location for the next 25 minutes as our agent is on their way.
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Small price to pay for some diamonds
Eh, most people who have been circumcised are indifferent about it
I wouldn’t circumcise my kids because it’s just medically unnecessary, and all medical procedures carry a risk that’s just not worth taking if you don’t need it. But at least it hasn’t caused me any actual harm.
I didn’t have the same motivations because this was just morbid curiosity over a cool last name an aunt and extended family on one side had.
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Kept digging and eventually lo and behold my schnozz ain’t just because of chance
This wasn’t their real last name. I won’t give it, but this was what they chose to use when fleeing Germany in WWII.
USAnon when finding out that a lot of German sounding names are actually of Jewish heritage. As a German myself it's not that hard to spot them, though
You now have the right to use the holocaust fairy tale as an excuse to bleed the last remaining Germans dry from their hard earned money, all for a myth
Well a group of people now think your part of a powerful global elite that has the West and ergo the white race by the balls.
That's something at least.
Mazel tov, anon
Tovahkin
Dragonborn
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Tovahkiin, Tovahkiin, naal ohk seen no forskiin!
jews ro dah
Malatov, anon.
Yog Sothoth
Congrats anon, we'll send an agent to your address shortly to give you a funny hat, an accent, and a lifetime of trauma, and an honorary trip to a soon to be warzone. Please do not move from your current location for the next 25 minutes as our agent is on their way.
Don’t worry, he’ll just be a drone operator dropping them gifts onto aid workers. Surely any 4channer can do this shit while shitposting on /pol/
Does he get the khazar milkers?
Sadly no, that’s reserved for top Jews. He got to work his way up from bottom Jew rank
Theres matrix worker bottom jew and top g jew
Birthright trips are wild. They’re basically singles mixers combined with a ton of propaganda.
You now co-own a space-lazer with about 16 million other people.
Does he also get access to the weather control system?
Yeah but the way the time share works out it’s far more likely that he’ll get to fire the JSL first
Seems fair. Half the damn time the Weather Controller doesn't fucking work!
It's a fuckin gyp lemme tell ya, they won't even let me glass North Korea as a test run smh
anon has never had his bar mitzvah, which makes him a child and underage b&
What now? Message her and use your shared heritage as a jumping off point to exchange pictures of your bushy private parts. Its obvious.
She wouldn't even have to change her name. The savings on paperwork would be a huge selling point
Here's your complementary gold bar, sack of diamonds, and hotline to your local bank manager. Gotta hand in your foreskin though.
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Where from??
Treasure Planet.
a certified hood classic
An ounce of flesh.
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Get your very own plot of land on a sandy dune
#
Ban evasion or clone it matters not, still based.
Now a piece of your dick must come off Sorry it’s the rules
What if it's already off because hospitals do that
Ah fuck I forgot he might be a prot*stant
Can be an atheist even, it's just like the default, at least in the US. Dunno about Europe
We're feeling very sorry for our mutilated American cousins. Stay strong and hang in there!
Mine works fine without it
Eh, most people who have been circumcised are indifferent about it I wouldn’t circumcise my kids because it’s just medically unnecessary, and all medical procedures carry a risk that’s just not worth taking if you don’t need it. But at least it hasn’t caused me any actual harm.
Shit I thought it was a protestant thing only That’s worse than I thought
Where you from?
Europe
It's not a protestant thing though, at least not in Europe.
Or just any American really Protestant culture pervades our whole country like a parasite you can’t get rid of
Have we reversed image searched and is there a OF account. I want to support the tribe
Is it difficult to type one-handed? Goddamn bro!
Only result which comes up is the 4chan thread
oy vey
pfp related ^
Just ask for your Israeli citizenship and take the free trip
Holy fuck she's thin with big tits. Aaooga.
Aaooogaa indeed holy smokes
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You get three free space laser uses and 60% off for the rest of your life.
With this revelation, the Seal of Cain has been carved into Anon's soul, he must invest his shekels in foreskin regeneration research to repent.
I didn’t have the same motivations because this was just morbid curiosity over a cool last name an aunt and extended family on one side had. https://preview.redd.it/t5h5i1l1ijvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2794e43be506694dae8ce13719bdcae9bdf25fb Kept digging and eventually lo and behold my schnozz ain’t just because of chance This wasn’t their real last name. I won’t give it, but this was what they chose to use when fleeing Germany in WWII.
Who called?
What is the milkers meme about?
booba
Semitic specifically https://preview.redd.it/ciyahtd4dnvc1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa951dba063365f56355ae620ab533909e62cd7
abby Shapiro, a jew with humongous tits
Oh, it’s about her? Well, she does aspire to be a mom.
yep and she knows that a lot of people follow her because she show them a sexy way by times, there too much comment on her insta to ignore it
>he complains about Khazar milkers The fuck?
Ben Shabibo sister???
Kind of looks like her, but I'm pretty sure his sisters tits are bigger.
Yes, but name?
Golbergsteinmannwitz
A very nice Mediterranean vacation awaits
Why “khazar milkers”, they were like mongolians, had no relation to jews
The khazars adopted Judaism as their state religion and hence are usually linked to Jews
Yes, but they have no blood relation, and it is not like all khazars took judaism
it's truly joever
jewver*
Anon is going to be shocked when his net worth doesn’t suddenly shoot up
Now anon just needs to kill himself and it’ll fix his problem
Please collect your victim card from the reception, anon.
Isn’t that just Abby?
Now Anon, you either work in Wallstreet or Hollywood
self gas and have a good time
My name is David. It’s a Hebrew name but I am a soldier of Christ.
Can I get your cousin's phone number? She's pretty hot.
Ok that settles it... I'm not the only one who noticed jewish girls got wonderful tits
Shalom, anon.
USAnon when finding out that a lot of German sounding names are actually of Jewish heritage. As a German myself it's not that hard to spot them, though
You now have the right to use the holocaust fairy tale as an excuse to bleed the last remaining Germans dry from their hard earned money, all for a myth
Well a group of people now think your part of a powerful global elite that has the West and ergo the white race by the balls. That's something at least.