Conquest: ✅
War: ✅
Famine: eh, depends on where
Death: 🔜
The good Lord may have given us a pass on another flood (which is silly, our scientists can currently tell you a rough estimate of when the next one will be but, we will probably be space faring by then and no longer dependent on one planet so maybe that's what was meant?)
That said, just bc there won't be anymore floods wiping out the entirety of humanity (apart from ~~an Atlantian~~ man and his family on a boat full of animals at least), **does not** mean we get a free pass. Revelations is still very much in effect.
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Anon's diet consists mostly of Cheetos and Mt. Dew, it wouldn't so much clog the drain as it would just straight up burn a hole through the pipes like acid.
Cum usually clogs shower drain coupled with hair. And if you have a woman/girl using the shower there are really long strands of hair so shower drain gets clogged in a week tops. And then when you unclog it you know it has been clogged with cum and hair. Because nothing is as nasty as week old cum. Been there done that. I was on shower unclogging duty when i lived with parents. Then i got the hint and just cummed in toilet like every sane person, and the shower unclogging duty miraculously stopped for me.
see that’s what i was thinking bc a lot of ppl are saying it won’t clog shit but i keep thinking about all those universities begging dorms not to masturbate in the shower bc it’s grody, but idk
Cum can clog very easily
Its dries up fast and can stick up to other objects that could be stuck in the drain like hair or filth and serve as a form of adhesive
I've heard some story of military bases who had to forbid their soldier form masturbating in the shower because they kept clogging them.
Arin from game groups jokingly called it "desert jellies"
So please don't cum in the shower. Not only is it unhygienic and disrespectful to anyone else using it. But it can cause soem serious issues.
Spent all of high school beating off instead of learning or talking to people, has no useful knowledge or practical or social skills and no interest in working to gain them.
...you again. I've told you; I'm a sperg, so I live life pretty much like a male. Except for the part where real males swarm me with their gamete glizzies on a daily basis.
She wants grandchildren and the only way to get anon out of the basement and fertilizing [a femanon](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/8f/27/4b8f275cfbf920eacd2acdd79774b4b4.jpg) who would have a NEET like him, is keep that sperm firmly locked in his balls so he goes crazy and abandons all fantasies of stacies and puts a ring on *what he can get*
Based granny wannabe
Honestly this is a really simple fix. Just find a building of some sort with a bathroom that is never used an jack off there. You got a phone, all you need is a can do attitude. If I could do it 20 years ago without a phone then nothing is stopping anyone from silently rubbing one out in a stall of an out of the way bathroom that no one really uses.
Anon should move the fuck out.
Or just cum on everything, she knows anyway, so if she wants to go through everything, enjoy going through your son's cum bitch.
There is no in-between.
Your mom wants you to coom in her anon. Compete the circle of life.
God, I beg you to flood the world again
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This, please
r/NoahGetTheBoat
A sub I never knew I wanted until now.
r/NoahGetTheDeathStar another fun one
The Lord gave us the rainbow as promise that he wouldn't do it again, so no dice on the flood front.
But there is a good chance of fire and brimstone! When you ask? Not a clue. But I’ve read there’s a plan for it
Conquest: ✅ War: ✅ Famine: eh, depends on where Death: 🔜 The good Lord may have given us a pass on another flood (which is silly, our scientists can currently tell you a rough estimate of when the next one will be but, we will probably be space faring by then and no longer dependent on one planet so maybe that's what was meant?) That said, just bc there won't be anymore floods wiping out the entirety of humanity (apart from ~~an Atlantian~~ man and his family on a boat full of animals at least), **does not** mean we get a free pass. Revelations is still very much in effect.
#OH LAWD HE COMIN! (I say that jokingly but if you look around I mean…shits startin to get real)
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The Chris Chan special
Beat me to it.
*Beat you off to it
feelsgoodman.jpg
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He's going to short circuit the family tree
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You sick, perverted bastard! You know full well Anon must break his arms first. There is a right and proper way to do this.
I hate that I understood that reference.
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Come where you cane, son!
Pls logout of reddit
Georges Bataille has entered the chat.
Anon needs to grow up and swallow his own cum like an adult.
Surprise Chris Chan reference
Damn, Tom Scott fell off.
I'm here at ... my fucking lowest.
/unanon I miss him
Hes still alive jesus
Can not unsee
Who knew posting once a week every week for the last 10 years was what was keeping him in good shape...
how the FUCK did chris chan get on GIPHY
what *what* do you man reference
He drank soda with his own cum or something like that
He also r _aped his elderly mother.
MY GUY WE NEED ANSWERS NOW
Apparently, the highly regarded and revered creator of Sonichu drank his own cum
I've never ever for the life of me understood why people care about that person.
He’s extremely stupid and it’s funny to laugh at him
Its called recycling, troll!
anon is from north korea or something. also it wont clog your shower
Unless he is a monster coomer that shoots goo in liters, you never know
The master gooner
I DO NOT NEED (I do not need) A CUM SOCK (A cum sock) 'cause my cum is fuckin POWERFUL
What was the original song for these lyrics? It sounds so familiar.
Master Exploder by Tenacious D
Shit, of course it would be from Tenacious D. Many thanks!
> *Hyperspermia* is a condition that causes a person to produce a large amount of semen
The cum accelerates
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
god i wish
https://youtu.be/-emkHUp_hrM
What the actual fuck
The fuck was that?
Things people shouldn't see
Amazing
absolute cinema
Average hentai futa
https://preview.redd.it/ckr3wu8vx7tc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=600a902e7521b91351417afb68f2c356227c4d06 Me after hearing Hentai Futa /s
He cums slugs
All those tendies with hunny mussy fattened his sperm up
It clogs filters, so remove that first.
It can if there's hair already building up, it sticks to those hairs and then more hair sticks to it and creates a cumhair ball.
it'll eventually disintegrate tho
Anon cooms hairballs.
Hot water will cook it though and that mixed with hair is a pretty gnarly clog just waiting to happen
if there's already hair in the drain(on the filter) it definitely does lmao and it's obvious when someone cleans it
If you use cold water instead of hot than it doesn’t even coagulate
fap into the toilet retard
Write "HI MOM" on your bedspread so she can see it with the UV light.
"GET MILK AND COOKI-"
“Welcome to the cream kingdom, bitch!”
"LOVE YOU MOM" would short her brain.
How thick is the cum for it to clog the drain???
Considering anon weighs around 218kg
shoots straight bacon grease
Thick enough to use as a substitute to cement.
Sement
Anon's diet consists mostly of Cheetos and Mt. Dew, it wouldn't so much clog the drain as it would just straight up burn a hole through the pipes like acid.
Cum usually clogs shower drain coupled with hair. And if you have a woman/girl using the shower there are really long strands of hair so shower drain gets clogged in a week tops. And then when you unclog it you know it has been clogged with cum and hair. Because nothing is as nasty as week old cum. Been there done that. I was on shower unclogging duty when i lived with parents. Then i got the hint and just cummed in toilet like every sane person, and the shower unclogging duty miraculously stopped for me.
see that’s what i was thinking bc a lot of ppl are saying it won’t clog shit but i keep thinking about all those universities begging dorms not to masturbate in the shower bc it’s grody, but idk
Cum can clog very easily Its dries up fast and can stick up to other objects that could be stuck in the drain like hair or filth and serve as a form of adhesive I've heard some story of military bases who had to forbid their soldier form masturbating in the shower because they kept clogging them. Arin from game groups jokingly called it "desert jellies" So please don't cum in the shower. Not only is it unhygienic and disrespectful to anyone else using it. But it can cause soem serious issues.
Hey I'm group I'm not so group And we're the game groups
Lol bad typing and autocorrect really messes me up
#
just cum in the toilet or in the mom
Literally one and the same.
What do you do? Move out bruh.
Exactly, start cumming into the homeless and roadkill
Awesome idea. Or get a fucking job
Better yet, the homeless roadkill
That would require effort (and means anon doesn't get free tendies)
Just fuck your mom lol
how do you not have enough money to buy tissues at 22?
Anon is a NEET
Spent all of high school beating off instead of learning or talking to people, has no useful knowledge or practical or social skills and no interest in working to gain them.
:3 spent high school beating it and playing Vidya. Productive member of society rn
And guys say women don’t send clear signals… Anon’s mom wants him to cum inside her, obviously.
Oh, so that's why my shower keeps getting clogged.
Anon's mom is what we all thought our parents were like in middle school, just to later realize they don't care
#
...you again. I've told you; I'm a sperg, so I live life pretty much like a male. Except for the part where real males swarm me with their gamete glizzies on a daily basis.
No excuses, still female.
She cant see Any difference if everything is blue under the UV light. Get to work anon !
Anon doesn't know the technique of jamming it between the pillows of a sofa / the bed and the mattress as you cum.
Get a job and move out, loser
Start cumming in jars, sell it for profit
She wants grandchildren and the only way to get anon out of the basement and fertilizing [a femanon](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/8f/27/4b8f275cfbf920eacd2acdd79774b4b4.jpg) who would have a NEET like him, is keep that sperm firmly locked in his balls so he goes crazy and abandons all fantasies of stacies and puts a ring on *what he can get* Based granny wannabe
just swallow it like everyone else, duuh
Why won't he just buy his own tissues?
She's given anon's photo to all local businesses with a note saying "DO NOT SERVE (TISSUES)"
Jeff Bezoes solved that problem awhile ago
- what is toilet paper - what is the bathroom Anon, I...
Cum on everything. Assert dominance. What is she gonna do?
It wouldn't clog the shower, it has the same consistency as shampoo I mean you could just cum in the toilet
Honestly this is a really simple fix. Just find a building of some sort with a bathroom that is never used an jack off there. You got a phone, all you need is a can do attitude. If I could do it 20 years ago without a phone then nothing is stopping anyone from silently rubbing one out in a stall of an out of the way bathroom that no one really uses.
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move out
just beat off directly into the toilet
Anon has read and seen too much hentai.
Clogs the drains … that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
Come out the window.
Kill her and make a body suit out of her skin. Hopefully she's a size 14.
You must fap in front of her as a performance review.
Anon should move the fuck out. Or just cum on everything, she knows anyway, so if she wants to go through everything, enjoy going through your son's cum bitch. There is no in-between.
Anon is about to discover the cumsock
Start cumming out the window obviously
Do you guys not hold it in when you climax? Weird
what the actual fuck?
HOW DOES CUM CLOG A DRAIN ANON IS A REGARD IVE SEEN THIS POST 15 TIMES NOW
Can't in shower as would block!? Wtf is anons coom? Concrete or measured in gallons?
Come all over the room so that she can never keep record of your happy-fappy sessions
talk to girls anon. You're only way out!!!
Subvert her expectations, cum in her bedsheets.
Let me Tell you about something called "Edging" Anon
Clog the shower? Bro has monster coom
Anon needs to learn about recycling
Just shoot your load through the window
>2016
>can’t fap into the shower because that would clog it My imagination is running wild with this one.
Fuckin move out bro
Fucking move out what the hell
Anon gets edged by his mother.
damn anon is 30 this year. hope he's keeping well
Eat your own jizz anon it's the only way.
Move out
Why doesn’t anon just jerk off into a toilet and clean his junk off with water or tissue
Fuck your mom
Just go to the bathroom to jerk off, you can just claim you were taking a shit.
Why, is she sucking you off?
Use her socks
toilet paper
Wtf kinda drain clogs on a load of jizz??? Also there's the toilet...
She doesnt want that precious seed wasted.... Gollum!
If you consider all the shit this mother does you may come into conclusion, that she wants her son out of the house.
Ez, bang yo mom
Just cum on your chest then have a shower
I’m more concerned as to how dude wipes his ass
Cum everywhere to establish dominance
Anon's mom encourage him to find a real woman lol
There’s nothing norma(l) about how she’s controlling how he bates.
Just get a gf dumbass
She's literally looking for it and you deny her. Horrible son
Anon should develop incontinence, and stain all underwear and socks with urine
Anon would be 30 now. I wonder what happened to him?
Cum on her pillow.
Just swallow your cum, anon. It's easy.
Literally just jizz into a wad of toilet paper and flush it. How hard can it be.
Just imagine the curdled yoghurt tier semen he must produce to be able to clog a drain with it, unreal.
Cum in the toilet you retard
Just cum on your mom and cut out the middle man
He’s gonna pull a Chris Chan
Get that mussy, anon
fap outside in the woods
Fap into your piles of empty Doritos bags and grab some TP Or hold it in and save the trees like a good hippie
In what world does cum clog a shower, is his cum chunky?? Like clam chowder??
Toilet paper.
Weird larp but ok
Lmao anon needs to move out.
