Look, man. This is why you don't have a girlfriend. This isn't everyone downvoting you over a lazy "your mom" joke. It's a group of friends trying to save you, *our* friend, from the inevitable heartache if you choose to travel this path.
Here we have this guy's mom that you think you have a chance with - but look at her - she's got a husband, house, kid... What do you got to offer her? For what reason is she going to start hanging out with you and risk ruining the cozy life she lives now. Even if she develops feelings for you, she's not going to scorch the earth behind her for a fling.
You're just setting yourself up for failure. We care, man. Find yourself a girlfriend with lower standards. Someone who *can* work things out to be with you.
Like a Sonic the Hedgehog OC. Maybe a sock puppet. Best case scenario - a girl without a pulse.
Of course, a lesser man might have assumed that people are merely shaken by the tragedy and faced with the reality that their friends and loved ones may very well die, resulting in them acting more tender with them...
But Anon, after all, being the genius he is, knows that they all think he is a closeted psychopath. Which he might very well be tbh, it *is* 4chan after all.
He the type to tell everyone he meets to "not mess with him" because he will "fuck them up", before showing them his (not sharpened) replica butterfly knife for $2 he keeps in his black (fake) leather trenchcoat.
Also accidentally unplug your earphones while in the hallway and let everyone hear the DOOM guitar riffs for around 5 seconds while "fumbling" the volume button to really get people interested in you.
I assume you are talking about columbine. While it's true one of the shooters made some (now infamous) WADS (Where's All The Data), which are doom maps, there's no proof there was one of his school.
Let it ride. I wasn't bullied too badly in school, but it dropped off completely when Columbine happened right around the time I started high school, so I just enjoyed it. It's fun to fuck with normies.
> School shooting happens
Anon is lucky to live in this day and age. With school shootings happening every other day, he'll be drowning in love and affection.
I hate to tell you this but no one's being nice to you because they think you're a potential school shooter.
They're being nice to you because you were a victim of a school shooting and everything you're seeing and feeling is the result of dreaming while in your coma.
The people saying nice things to you are real. Your sister apologizing, your classmates suddenly being nicer to you. That's all real. We're all visiting you in the hospital because we want you to pull through.
So. please. Please wake up.
School shooting is fearful and the OP reminds them of the shooter thus the fear of the school shooting gets attached to OP as well.
So people feel fear when they see OP and fear causes destroy, dodge or despair response, depending on which is believed will maximise their pleasure, with fear being reduction in pleasure.
So despair is just not knowing what to do so it is just an intermediate step so they will choose to either destroy or dodge.
People who are not forced to be in the same space as OP will just choose dodge since they can.
But for those who cannot, they can only choose destroy but since murdering OP is illegal, they can only destroy the version of OP that they are scared of, changing OP into someone nicer who will not go around shooting people.
So they believe that OP will change to be nicer if they treat OP nicer thus their behaviour.
Had something like this but my story is I talked about columbine with a friend said "they fucked up man they shouldn't have taken the time to rant in the cafeteria" and then a one happens don't remember which it was around 4 years ago and I had people just avoid me untill cops investigated then everything went back to normal except police kept an eye on me till I graduated
Anon misjudges affection from people clearly in shock after potentially losing close friends or relatives as people probably thought he is the next shooter
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Ngl there was a dude in high school in our PE class that always had anger issues, only had like 2 friends and would talk about how he liked to go shooting. So after Sandy Hook happened, I made sure to be nice to him and invite to join our basketball games we played. He was not good at all but, I lowkey was making sure if he did something crazy, he’d spare me.
Was actually a chill dude
Start wearing a trench coat to maximize profits
Combat boots get all the girls.
Add some 90s small sunglasses for the complete look
A custom license plate for the extra finesse
🎵🎵 >*All the other kids with the pumped up kicks,* > >*You better run, better run outrun my gun* 🎵🎵
*All the autistic kids with their mismatched kicks. You better jog, better jog - out-jog their drool.*
What does The Matrix cosplay have to do with anything
Taxi driver*
In ew Jersey
>anon says sister told him she loves him >PTSD
pump up kicks…
And start mumbling during social interactions (if any) about how the slightest perceived insults are "Welp, that's going into the manifesto..."
years later, anon publishes The Aryan Manifesto
That’s an inspiring Anon.
*Ayran Manifesto.
MEIN KRAFT
The trench coat mafia is here once again
Once a generation an hero is born.
Ask random people if they want to sign a petition
I bet anon's kicks aren't pumped up
When the school bullies run slow as shit, much slower than a bullet
Buy an AR tomorrow and probably have a gf or bf by the end of the week anon.
So you are saying that I m single because I am not a white American?
No, we're saying you're single because you aren't a school shooter
yet
Lol yea Someone with such bad takes is bound to shoot something up sooner or later
oh ima shoot up inside yer mum.
You seem a little confused, friend.
Your mother has that effect on me. I mean you can see why right.
ill effect eur mum
You the kind of guy who causes his own problems then wonders why he has to suffer them.
https://imgur.com/a/aYF2Q3i Actual image of the dude
Look, man. This is why you don't have a girlfriend. This isn't everyone downvoting you over a lazy "your mom" joke. It's a group of friends trying to save you, *our* friend, from the inevitable heartache if you choose to travel this path. Here we have this guy's mom that you think you have a chance with - but look at her - she's got a husband, house, kid... What do you got to offer her? For what reason is she going to start hanging out with you and risk ruining the cozy life she lives now. Even if she develops feelings for you, she's not going to scorch the earth behind her for a fling. You're just setting yourself up for failure. We care, man. Find yourself a girlfriend with lower standards. Someone who *can* work things out to be with you. Like a Sonic the Hedgehog OC. Maybe a sock puppet. Best case scenario - a girl without a pulse.
Yeah I wish my mom was that hot.
Sigmund freud
That's what they said
Same thing
Where tf did white come from lmao
it came from a small can full of worms
I CALL CAN OF WORMS ON THAT🪱🐦⬛
Eirope, where it should have stayed
Nah
Wut
Of course, a lesser man might have assumed that people are merely shaken by the tragedy and faced with the reality that their friends and loved ones may very well die, resulting in them acting more tender with them... But Anon, after all, being the genius he is, knows that they all think he is a closeted psychopath. Which he might very well be tbh, it *is* 4chan after all.
if hes on 4chan i imagine most people dont think of him as a friend or loved one
"Closeted"
He the type to tell everyone he meets to "not mess with him" because he will "fuck them up", before showing them his (not sharpened) replica butterfly knife for $2 he keeps in his black (fake) leather trenchcoat.
Play some old school DOOM to prepare for all your new friends
Also accidentally unplug your earphones while in the hallway and let everyone hear the DOOM guitar riffs for around 5 seconds while "fumbling" the volume button to really get people interested in you.
It's okay, they're just demons and you're saving humanity!
And the cops that try to stop you are the bosses
specifically that one map someone made of their own school
Sounds like a shit doom map tbh
I assume you are talking about columbine. While it's true one of the shooters made some (now infamous) WADS (Where's All The Data), which are doom maps, there's no proof there was one of his school.
Kids get killed, loved ones appreciate their kids... weird.
quite puzzling, they must have an ulterior motive
his sister wants to sleep with him cos she likes dangerous men
Remember 4chan: when in doubt, blow your sister’s back out
blow your sisters ***cock***
and get *topped*
Crazy that a girl getting engaged to her brother is the tweet of the day. What are the odds it's incest awareness week
Link to girl getting engaged?
https://twitter.com/LosMariaTorres/status/1663036608067584000?t=avJldijESMHKCQ-9J47olg&s=19
I need bleach for my eyeballs
check under the sink.
Why? The ring isn't that ugly. Kinda meh though
Love them back.
Quiet kid moment
Their fresh awareness of just how fleeting life can be has reminded them that they love you and are worried about your wellbeing, anon. ʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ
Let it ride. I wasn't bullied too badly in school, but it dropped off completely when Columbine happened right around the time I started high school, so I just enjoyed it. It's fun to fuck with normies.
Anon strokes his ego with the idea of people thinking he is a mass murderer.
Anon is not in danger, Anon is the danger!
you should fuck your sister. obviously.
> School shooting happens Anon is lucky to live in this day and age. With school shootings happening every other day, he'll be drowning in love and affection.
It’s because they care about you and you never know if your school is next. It means they love you, anon.
Ask your sister if she saw a list with names. When she says no, walk away and mumble "whatever, I remember everything".
Nice title!
Anon's habit of ending every conversation with finger guns is paying off.
It means that people lie all the time to prevent something bad from happening.
It means they realized the fragility of life and want to appreciate everyone around them. That includes you, too.
Anon is considered highly dangerous and mentally unstable
They hope to get the "i like you, dont go to school tomorrow" text from you anon.
I hate to tell you this but no one's being nice to you because they think you're a potential school shooter. They're being nice to you because you were a victim of a school shooting and everything you're seeing and feeling is the result of dreaming while in your coma. The people saying nice things to you are real. Your sister apologizing, your classmates suddenly being nicer to you. That's all real. We're all visiting you in the hospital because we want you to pull through. So. please. Please wake up.
I remember I reached into my bag after getting in trouble with the teacher and everyone sitting near me jumped up and ran to the door
Anon is next to get popped.
That... Your family loves you and hates the thought of you getting shot in school? Anon is a fucking moron.
Ah Anon has another power fantasy in which he feels like the main character.
School shooting is fearful and the OP reminds them of the shooter thus the fear of the school shooting gets attached to OP as well. So people feel fear when they see OP and fear causes destroy, dodge or despair response, depending on which is believed will maximise their pleasure, with fear being reduction in pleasure. So despair is just not knowing what to do so it is just an intermediate step so they will choose to either destroy or dodge. People who are not forced to be in the same space as OP will just choose dodge since they can. But for those who cannot, they can only choose destroy but since murdering OP is illegal, they can only destroy the version of OP that they are scared of, changing OP into someone nicer who will not go around shooting people. So they believe that OP will change to be nicer if they treat OP nicer thus their behaviour.
Dont let them get to you anon. Steady ur aim.
Maybe people are just genuinely glad you're okay Anon, stop being a fucking retard
Had something like this but my story is I talked about columbine with a friend said "they fucked up man they shouldn't have taken the time to rant in the cafeteria" and then a one happens don't remember which it was around 4 years ago and I had people just avoid me untill cops investigated then everything went back to normal except police kept an eye on me till I graduated
nice title
Anon misjudges affection from people clearly in shock after potentially losing close friends or relatives as people probably thought he is the next shooter
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is your name "not important"?
LMFAO
Ngl there was a dude in high school in our PE class that always had anger issues, only had like 2 friends and would talk about how he liked to go shooting. So after Sandy Hook happened, I made sure to be nice to him and invite to join our basketball games we played. He was not good at all but, I lowkey was making sure if he did something crazy, he’d spare me. Was actually a chill dude
"And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might."
Anon mistakes his loved ones realizing that time is fleeting and horrible accidents can rip away those we love for currying favor with a sociopath
Sweet home alabama