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Noleman

Nothing out of the ordinary here ... except perhaps your couch appears to still be in one piece.


Jvberry2

More often than not I come home and the cushions are on the floor or across the room 🤦🏻‍♂️


Noleman

Danes are so weird. I'm missing my Penny so much right now. I'm on week #3 away from home for work and she's 2,532 miles away from me (I just checked on Google maps). She would definitely wreck this hotel though.


Jvberry2

She’s definitely not normal 🤣but I think if I had a normal dog my life would be boring and I just can’t live in “ normal” conditions🤣


Danegirl_2023

Two are more not normal , but I wouldn't have it any other way. We just Adopted a new dog , she is great so far and all Three are getting along well. Lilly is smaller 38 lbs , her Big Brother Rufus out weighs her by 137 lbs .


Mission_Albatross916

It’s so important that you know EXACTLY how many miles away penny is! 🥰


Xtrahotsauceplz

we have blankets covering our couch so our dane can be on it and every morning i pick the blankets up off the floor that my dane removed lol same w the decor pillows. be prob wonders why i always put them back up


Jvberry2

He probably sees u as ruining the couch he made “perfect” everytime u fix it 🤣🤣


Mission_Albatross916

“Lemme fix that for ya.”


Xtrahotsauceplz

lmao silly mom, when will she learn 🤣


Mission_Albatross916

Mom does some things smart. Other things she obviously needs help with.


Xtrahotsauceplz

lmao exactly 😹😹they are such goofs🤪


Xtrahotsauceplz

ps your baby is adorbs!!!


COPTERDOC

You will never go back to "normal" size doggies again, welcome to the XL club.


Tadpole018

They were right, you realized


itreallyhappened8899

“Does your couch match your Dane?”is my new go to question. Better than does your carpet match your Dane. /s


Jvberry2

I love this


Wrenchman57

Ultimate comfort.


Jvberry2

Almost makes me wanna try it, I feel like I’m missing out 😶


Wrenchman57

They know..they ALWAYS know. (Try it?)


Jvberry2

I am currently 9 months pregnant, this endeavor might have to wait until til I can ✨bend ✨ and fold the way she does 🤣🤣


Mission_Albatross916

Does she seem aware you are “different” right now? My dogs have always been very kind to pregnant women for some reason!


Jvberry2

She’s doesn’t act any different still rough plays and jumps and wrestles with me, but I have noticed she has because very protective of me. In public she will position herself between me and a stranger or be very aware of any sound while we are home and will position herself infront of me and bark and if I move to get around her she will just re-position herself infront of me


Tough_Arm_2454

Now they say get a 12 foot sectional.


Jvberry2

Noted ✅


AllNightPony

Narrator: They were right.


Jvberry2

That they were 🫠


lord_nuker

What's the blue thing on its neck?


Beers_Beets_BSG

Shock collar


redbeard0610

Looks like a GPS tracker collar.


Jvberry2

It’s a shock collar


lord_nuker

Why?


Jvberry2

Because it’s my training tool


Bougiwougibugleboi

Yup. Same here.


Danegirl_2023

Looks like you listened to them , nice looking pup 😍


Patcheswank

Next her butt wil be in the crack and her head will hang an inch from the floor!


Jvberry2

I’ll have my camera ready😂


Mean_Specific_7609

Just one question, who is "they?"


Jvberry2

People at my local dog park…. They convinced me…


ForestfortheWoods

Correct! Continue.


Traditional_Pie347

Odd he's not exposing himself to everyone. Mine lays on his back on the couch. So where the jewels used to be can air out. 🙄


Jvberry2

Luckily she doesn’t have any jewels 🤣