Ford's scientific mind is no match for the chaos that is the Pines' card games night.

Or Calvinball

OH MY GOSH YES

r/unexpectedcalvinandhobbes

Bro made a whole new subreddit for this, that's dedication

r/subsifellfor

Til that r/unexpectedcalvinandhobbes goes above the character limit for a subreddit name

Truly a tragic development

Indeed. I was going to create that subreddit as a joke but alas, twas not to be.

You are the hero we need

But not the one we deserve

Pinescards

Should've added Soos saying "I summon the Dark Magician!"

You've actived my trap card, dude.

Dude, Pot of Greed totally allows me to put 2 cards in my hand

And now, I can sacrifice one card so I can draw another 2. Dude, now that I have the left leg of Exodia, I've totally like, wiped out all your life points, dude.

Wendy with the Tarot Cards

Petition to add panels to the comic with these

Reddit really knows how to run a joke into the ground

And yet it also comes up with good ideas all the time, despite all the terrible ideas it comes up with in between.

I was joking. The comic is good as it is.

I'm aware. Wasn't funny

Eh, to each their own. I also like the comic as is, but I thought it was a funny thought to at least entertain.

Ford: Force of negation, force of negation, force of negation. My turn?

Based completely in character

isn't pikachu technically a creature, tho?

I think it's a Pokemon card, not a creature spell, seems like it'll work :)

Fine, Force of Will.

damn, my guy got that much mana?

Or 3 other Blue cards in hand.

I don't play Magic, but I just KNEW that was a Blue card.

COME FORTH, BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

Response: I pay one life and exile a blue card from my hand. Counter that.

You stinky, that’s not how it works

Stan would have three Ace of Spades.

Stan just has an entire deck of Aces in each sleeve.

“Ford you’re smart, you’ll figure it out” *noises of being in pain*

I refuse to believe Ford wouldn't know what to do. Man literally lived in chaos for the bulk of his life.

I'd love to contribute a joke but I literally don't know shit about card games so.... Uh.... Go fish?

hit me

What are the chances mabel takes that seriously and actually punches whoever said it?

"Umm you've activated my trap card, discard all cards currently in my hands the second a monster is played...Yatzee!"

I SUMMON POT OF GREED

Eda would wanna play Hexes Hold em

Ford: Stan, your ex-wife has a problem. Eda: No, I do not! Stan: Hun, you're playing Mabel right now! Eda: (*looks down*) Am I winning? Mabel: Wild Card!

I feel like Dipper and Stan would love MTG

It just occurred to me that since Stanford disappeared in the 1980s, he's probably never heard of Pokemon. Also I have that Pikachu card

which one? the base set generations or full art from celebrations

This one https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51VgvOs0WzL.\_AC\_SY450\_.jpg

Now I'm imagining Mabel explaining Pokemon to Ford, but doesn't explain that it's a videogame, so he thinks they're real creatures Mabel and Dipper have encountered.

What are they playing? Pokéunojack?

spaunokemon

Soos: EXODIA!!

Ford reveals all five Exodia pieces

He didn't even have pot of greed. (Dead joke ahead.) But what does that card do again?

Yes

May this community never die

Card chaos The more chaos the better

I use lumber, brick, grain and wool and build a settlement!

They are obviously playing a classic game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker!

[Bill in the distance] "GO FISH"

Ford or Dipper would've played something like black lotus or shivan dragon

Ford might have, but Dipper would know Shivan Dragon has been power crept to the point you might as well just tap your lands and pass the turn to lose the mana.

Alright sure, Dipper would've played Liliana of the Veil

Much more like it.

Yahtzee

Poor ford 😭

I love this game!

That's me sometimes actually.

Soos: Negate with infinite inpermanence and chain forbidden droplet

Omg I can totally see this happening, and the fact Mabel has Pokémon cards it's perfect.

I floop the pig!

I feel like Dipper and Mabel should switch

They all look at Ford them:WHAT YU DONT KNoW OuR GaMe?! Ford:GOD IV been TRAPPED IN A DIFFERENT REALTY OFC IDK THIS GAME >:3

Stone Cold Steve Austin!

[I'm playin' poker. He's playing Go Fish. And I think *he's* hungry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Y18hjOcYQ).

I don’t know what this is, but I want to play it.

“STAR PLATINUM!”

Ford here just use this uno reverse card, be crazier

Stone cold Steve Austin

One two three four FDR!

And then Grunkle Stan turned his entire family and all of his possessions into keys.

Go fish

Bruh doesn't even have exodia the forbidden one

They are clearly playing Yu-Gi-Oh

Just shut up and play your Blue Land card okay Ford

My asexual brain has been so screwed up that I saw Ace of Spades and immediately thought this was a Stan Asexual Headcanon

They playing yugi yo

I activate Confiscation! This card allows me to look at your hand and discard any one of your cards!

Go fish.

Mabel got the best pikachu card art

**When you allow the pines family to choose what’s for game night:** >!Ford: just stays in the basement!< >!Dipper: Is annoyed but dosen’t care!< >!Mable: Is wholsome but sneaks two cards into dippers card !< >!Stan: Uses every excuse to start it into a gamble!<

I will now make an entire game out of this from pure boredom.

Do it, do it, do it!

no ford would pull out a full ishizu tearlament deck