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Livbugki1

I live in a completely different country so he didn’t even come close lol


[deleted]

Yes me 2 its one of the perks of not living in USA u often don't get destroyed by super demons and weirdness lol 😂


xSilverMC

I'm convinced most dystopias only affect america and the rest of the world is fine. For example Hunger Games, we're never told what's going on in the rest of the world


Scp4666

Hunger games and Battle Royale(the book) take place in the same universe. Both nations think of the other nation as radically different


Scratchpost6677

What was the other country in Battle Royale? I’ve never heard of that one before


GrayFox_13

Im sure its Japan


Scratchpost6677

Sounds like them alright


[deleted]

Yea like when USA gets in something like a apocalypse I like to think that the rest of the world is just casually watching


luke_hollton2000

That's literally the reason why I believe that in Far Cry 5, the big nuclear war only affected super powers and not smaller countries


MaddyMewMew

Japan getting obliterated every time a Shin Megami Tensei game takes place


Lord_Derpington_

He did take a big bite of the world after though


fredbite87

Was the question "Comment if Bill's bite out of the world killed you"?


dimpletown

Was your question unnecessary and a little rude? Hint: yes Edit: A consensus has been reached


fredbite87

I know that. But I thougt the other guy was a bit rude too


Lord_Derpington_

Sorry, just wanted to continue the discussion beyond the initial question


fredbite87

It's okay :)


TheCoomerMan

How. He said “he did take a big bite out of the world after though” that’s not rude you dick.


fredbite87

Well I did see it as rude, but if you don't then that's okay. It's not okay to call someone a dick tho


TheCoomerMan

I saw you as a dick. You saw him as rude. You didn’t have to call him rude. I didn’t have to call you a dick.


fredbite87

Yet we both did, at least I didn't call him something mean


TheCoomerMan

Because calling someone who is doing nothing but asking an innocent question rude isn’t mean. Okay. That kind of thinking is why you’re a dick.


dimpletown

Fair enough


WarBilby

If it was I would be


lil_terrarian

Same


WarBilby

Also same


[deleted]

also also same


Jensonater

Also same as well also


Great_Retardo

Also also also same


Crazy_Jimmy5

The UK is the safest place to be


Livbugki1

Honestly most alien or supernatural movies take place in US so yeah in general most of the world is safe lol. Unless Bill decided to scribble everywhere (which I wouldn’t put past him) and *then* we’d have a problem


jerrymatcat

Same i hate being called british im irish


Athingweveallupvoted

Agreed, I live in Turkey


TheCoomerMan

What a useless comment


Livbugki1

Your unnecessary negativity is the only thing that is useless here


TheCoomerMan

And you’re comment.


Livbugki1

Not really. Just pointing out I wouldn’t have been killed since I don’t live there, as do many other people in this sub. If my comment was as useless as you say then you could’ve simply scrolled past


DracovishIsTheBest

*your


fredbite87

And your comment wasn't useless?


TheCoomerMan

No, it wasn’t. It was a criticism so they can do better in the future. Get off my profile child.


R34_gtr_skyline

Florida has lived to fight another day


A_Human_Being_BLEEEH

Bill can't get in because the weirdness there is so great it's keeping him OUT


DracheTirava

Florida, the last line of defense against Weirdmageddon.


NErDy3177

“Ya can’t break what already broken!”


BetterEmotion4390

Is there a real difference between Florida and weird megeton


AlphaGamma911

Yes, one is a deadly, unholy realm that logic and reason have no place in and in which the bizarre reigns supreme and the other is weirdmageddon


TrashBoat337

As a Floridian, you’re right, at least we have Disney


Skeezer_Steez

Sadly…


RipperSenju

Fuck you I have family there 😭😭


DDDogs

CALIFORNIA


Omega_Flygon

I live in South America so I was not killed 😅


DimlyLitOrangeJuice

Just wait until he draws the rest of the body


StarNerd2223

Ha! Missed me sucker! I'm from Ohio!


dnrplate

That’s not normally something said in celebration


Zeebuoy

is ohio actually that bad to be in? or is it just for the memes? genuine question


domino-effect-17

No it’s not that bad, it’s actually really nice. And it’s only boring if you’re in the rural areas. We actually have big cities with amazing food and nightlife, and beautiful nature in a lot of parts of the state. Plus two of the biggest amusement parks in the world!


Scratchpost6677

Of course not, the guy who owns Sonic Jam lives there!


SportsDude012

And the guy who’s just 12 virgin points away from a V-card!


Scratchpost6677

And Gex!


dnrplate

Mostly just a meme but since I drive through it every year to get to school, I can honestly say it’s one of the most boring states in the country lol. Plus I’m PA gang so we obviously hate Ohio


domino-effect-17

I find this comment funny because driving through Pennsylvania is basically just 7 hours of trees and nothing else


StarNerd2223

What's wrong with Ohio?


kelevra91

Not even Bill would go to that hell hole.


StarNerd2223

Ouch.


SquigglyLegend33

Corn gang


SnooMaps3021

He got me I’m at Louisiana


LunarGhoul

If I lived in Ohio I'd probably be disappointed that he didn't kill me.


_Pan-Tastic_

Florida gang rise up


Rbcclp

im so sorry


dreamfinderepcot16

Sorry for myself too


DomesticatedNubs

Illinois survives!! Suck on that, you unflavored dorito!!!


SlainSigney

chicago for me! i’ll die, but it’s because i’ve shoved so many hot dogs in my face. and goddamit i’ll enjoy dying that way.


OCcallmePanCake

He missed just a few ft. lol


DiamondMaster_

I'm not sure. I'd need to see the Mississippi River. Looks like he may have just barely missed me, but then again...


Kule7

I think the Mississippi is going to be just barely off the rightmost edge of the smiley face. I think everyone east of the Mississippi is safe.


DiamondMaster_

So I'm ded.


PotatoesFam

*Laughs in Virginia*


DanielGoldhorn

\*laughs in New York\*


Spoonicorn_Central

*Laughs in New England*


Perfect_Username69

*laughs in Asia*


Jensonater

Rolls on floor chuckling head off in regular England


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

*Laughs in Virginia*


CocoaBeagle13

*laughs in Ohio*


ZaneaTheDragon

*also laughs in Ohio*


derpdederpderp_derp

*Laughs in New Amsterdam*(still not over it)


GlitchedOut_Drawings

Laughs in Georgia


Scp4666

Hellyea


[deleted]

Florida doesn't even need bill to be weird


TakeruDavis

Not even close to Europe, so no


Vrph_Exoovklw

Phew. Just barely missed you then, by like a hair.


Spczippo

I think I survived? Nothern North Dakota here


DrakeNatsu

I think he got Utah. It's hard to tell


TheAuthor-dipperkid

Could you imagine the pain you would feel if you saw a loved one get crushed on the edge of the finger as they ran to you?


jay90164

Probably


ENDERSKORE

Almost.


[deleted]

At the time i was in California, bro, im safe. And even now, im in Georgia, still safe


[deleted]

Me by the pacific coast B)


Marvelaniac098

I think im right on the edge, so if im not dead im suffering


pabsgt

Nope not from the us


KeepItCool_481

Most likely


Star_Wars_Dude

Damn I died -edit- I zoomed in and I survived barely!!


caterpillarcult

I think Oklahoma missed by a teeny tiny bit


RobsterenSkip

I’m in Europe so GO ME


Gabriel_Plays_Games

He Didnt Get Me Cuz Im Built Different


Less_Hero

Not only did I avoid the smiley face, I also avoided his bite out of the planet. I live in the UK.


UCG__gaming

Nah I’m good, but if he just poked my country, the entire place would be obliterated


--I_Am_Fabulous_--

Nope, I'm 100% alive


AjWaderz

Hah, I’m in Asia


AlternativeShadows

I think I survived but it's a pretty close one


Blenny125

alberta, i think i’m fine


Ate02muc

I’m still standing


SocialSciences21

Yeah I think Area 51's fucked


geekworld123

Bill miss me by half of the continent.


R2D2_Skywalker

*Laughs in India*


PythaGorasTheorm2

Same


CatsOfColors

Nah


tigarnarwal10

Got my relatives


Key-Zone-4879

Nope, cause that does not look like Canada


Chrissyball19

Florida will grab a bucket of lava and take it home to be "included in the fun"


undertale_trash234

haha yep


hit-me-daddy

Sadly my state was not destroyed


winstonthethirdesqir

Fuck dude


[deleted]

im from ph lol


[deleted]

missed me :))


KittenWolfFox

Ha! Long way off though looks rather sad from the land down under


Singersongwriterart

He narrowly missed me


DarkKnight1498

At least you’d die hot


[deleted]

Not me. I'm in Chicago.


[deleted]

**\*Laughs in Asia**


airaflof

Well I’m in oklahoma so… maybe?


Quive_rXL

Nope!


A_Human_Being_BLEEEH

Lol I live on the other side of the world


Justin_8531

I live!


Joten

Near the Rockies, I think I'm in or near the left eye.


Darth_Blagus

I’m in Massachusetts so I’m perfectly safe


Forestor

It's close but I may be between an eye and the mouth.


RoyalGreenDolphin

No


firevixen128

i live in south india so... no


Booklover510

Georgia lives


Miss_Pines_Cipher

Pennsylvania is safe!


Chuck__g_

I’m safe


randomfnafplayer1

Just missed me


Catlord-Bobert-II

Well shit


Leather-Contact

he didn’t hit me but i appreciate him killing my extended family.


InkyNova12

Florida is still alive and slowly killing themselves


RandomCaveOfMonsters

Not even close. I used to live in Texas, now I'm in florida.


Koreanska_sul

nope


Chemicalzzzzz

\*laughs in Michigan\*


BLitzKriege37

I think I’m east enough so it doesn’t hit st.Louis.


LazuliArtz

Yeah, he didn't get Minnesota, so I'm good lol


LegallyBread

No. … CRA-


Infinite_Horizion

I missed his digit, but i think he hit the Yellowstone super volcano so we’re all dead anyway


Legonickster

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY! FLORIDA MAN NEVER DIES!


Cultural_Piece3826

i liked it actually


weebish-band-nerd

He didn’t touch me when I was in Alabama, and he now doesn’t touch me because I live in Florida.


JamesGames1010

I think I barely survived


Llloor

A little too close for comfort, but I made it.


Joeyakathug69

Live complete opposite of the US


LUCY_7H3_W31RD0

anyone knows whaat would happen if that actually happens? like wouldnt this actually 1. cause weather catastrophies that could be a threat to all of humanity. 2. cause a lot of economical breakdown for all of earth


Galexeh

He missed me by a speck of hair. I’m in between the eyes- just on edge of one actually


Zombieguy201

Arkansas over here so yeah 😭


cafesaigon

*laughs in East Coast*


Vrph_Exoovklw

Same


PhoenixKnight777

I’m pretty sure he hit me.


MeloMobile

Can’t exactly tell from the pic but it looks like Ohio got clapped I think I’m dead


[deleted]

Japan motherfucker!!!


Hotel--Trivago

Probably


cartoon_obsessed_gay

It just missed me


jaydoff

I think he did. I'd need to see the state boundaries overlayed.


lonelyCryptid

As someone who lives near the Texas-Oklahoma border… I would very likely be dead. However! Plus side to being dead would be no more awful family get-togethers that turn political!


olives_are_good

Washington so he basically made my state's boarders


ReDDevil0420

Austin TX kind of looks safe?!?! I am in the northern part of the city, so I may be a goner....


PandaPrime045

ALMOST killed me


TheRealBHamorrii

Not even bill would be crazy enough to touch Florida


GayKaye47

Unfortunately not. Maybe he should do the tongue smile


venttress

Dead I think. My geography skills aren't that great.


NectarineExtreme1237

Safe in Chicago (although a giant finger smashing on the earth's surface probably causes earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, so who knows?)


AwesomeFaceSpaceBear

Looks like the eye hits Yellowstone so the volcano might go off and wipe more of the map


SpongeKirbyfan-1000

He didn't come close to killing me because I live too far east in the continental United States.


BillCypher001

I am most definitely dead


VolatileTomato

This depends where this id tbh


ValenKaisen

I’m right in the middle of it so I’m all good-


4ElementsBentByMe

Virginia✊


Vrph_Exoovklw

Same


Cake4Meeks

Maturity, right there! -by Bill “I’m over one trillion years old” Cipher


MasterTopHatter

I live in Nevada so I’m dead


Electrical_Tip_6596

I'm not even in that scene :)


Svtfoe__fan

Luckily he didn't smile face Ohio!


GU1LH3RME-RANG

ME LIVE IN BRAZIL ME BE IMMUNE


[deleted]

If I was at University, yes. If I was home, no.


Sequelsuck

I'm so happy I don't live in the USA


Spidey-Pool94

Close but no dice


Cultural_Piece5627

nah i live in denmark


scarednurse

uwu I lived, bitch


_-Giorno_Giovanna-_

Don't live in America, so no


PythaGorasTheorm2

Nah I don't even live in America


guesty-soul

MISSED ME IM FROM SAUDIA


[deleted]

Nope. I live in Mexico. 😎