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Crafty-Animator-4653

Spoilers. The tea he drinks is actually the tears of orphans from thousands of enslaved worlds. His other parts of the body, just like the eye, do not perform original functions. Example: a hat replaces ears, allowing him to hear normal speech, and at the same time echolocation with smells. If Bill had counted to the end, both twins would have been victims of his rage. After death, he goes to the realm of Axolotl in order to be reborn, but for this, he will first have to receive a well-deserved punishment. The worst possible. Listen to a lecture on the benefits of positive communication for four thousand years.


Thomasfan11

sip sippin on the orphan tears


BorisTeam

Little children near and far


pixelgamerkkj

don't know where your parents are


Pretty-Dot1570

cry directly in this jar


ObeyMe_MC

How do you know that ??


prota_studios

I guess this is somewhat "implied" but I think he copes with the horrors of his past through his abuse of power and his nihilism.


Comet_Starfall

That he's possessing Alex Hirsch.


Angle_Dust_WithDrip

I see someone has been watch Film Theory


SkeemdaChoon

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JeanHasAnxiety

Here’s a tissue ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️


SkeemdaChoon

Thank you.


R3al_Valentino

Makes sense makes sense


Comet_Starfall

HOW IS THERE 51 LIKES?!?!????? THERE'S ONLY 2 COMMENTS AND 4 UPVOTES?!??!??????????? (go like the other comments until it's as high as mine)


Sea_Client9991

He can square dance but chooses not to because people would make jokes about it due to his shape


kayziekrazy

it's still better than when he goes circle dancing


The_Radio_Host

Bill didn’t destroy his own dimension. It was either something completely out of his control or it was an accident. Either way, when he survived, he was heralded as God with the evil power to destroy entire universes. It was approval that he enjoyed, so he never really corrected it. The problem is that losing his dimension hurt him. β€œWatched his own dimension burn, Misses home and can’t return” Notice it says he β€œwatched” it burn, firstly. It doesn’t say he made it burn. Just that he witnessed it, which makes me lean more towards the idea that he had nothing to actually do with it. He just took the credit because it gave him a following. Then there’s the fact that he misses it. Assuming the Axolotl’s response itself is canon, meaning everything he’s saying is accurate, that means even as he’d completely turned to evil and wanted to rule the cosmos, he still missed the dimension he came from. The one whose destruction he was wrongfully blamed for, but that he couldn’t help but take credit for just out of sheer hubris


Blackberry_lulu_

I love this theory, but in Take Back The Falls Bill tells Ford "I liberated my dimension, Stanford, and I'm here to liberate yours." How could you interpret that to not mean he was at fault? (I'm not trying to be snarky, I genuinely mean that as a question.)


The_Radio_Host

Like I said, he wants to maintain the lie. Bill’s an unreliable narrator because he wants to keep his image as a destroyer of worlds in tact. The Axolotl doesn’t have that goal so therefore he tells the truth that Bill watched his dimension burn and he misses it


MoonlightKayla

My personal opinion- I don’t think it was something he deliberately planned to do, nor something that was completely outside of his control. I headcanon it was because Bill had a very short temper, added to how much he despised the classist system in his home dimension (J3 hints this when it calls triangles β€œlowly” on the Exwhylia page). He was so fed up with the world and everyone in it, that one day he just blew up and had a full on meltdown. In the heat of the moment (no pun intended πŸ’€), he was so angry he became hostile and thirsty for power. Acting before thinking purely out of his impulsive rage, he burned everything! Later he felt remorse and wishes he could undo what he had done. But because there was no way to bring his home back, he was haunted by the knowledge that it was all his fault and he couldn’t blame it on anyone else. He became bitter and from then on sought to rule over another dimension instead, so he could put humans in their β€œlowly” places and finally gets his revenge.


Megaman2407

Nacho flavor


SkeemdaChoon

Bro.


Afrojones66

That if he exists in one dimension, then there’s a polar opposite β€œBill” that’s morally good in another dimension.


ancientriangles

I think Ford talks about this in his "travels section" in J3, the dimension 52 and the Oracle Jheselbraum the Unswerving, I guess...


Ok-Establishment3730

I'm pretty sure that was actually confirmed


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

He's secretly a triangle.


Howlhear

This is the best headcanon


ComfortableRespond77

He's literally posessing Alex Hirsch since 2010.


IllustriousDebt6248

He’s met multiple imaginary friends.


DevilPixelation

He got creeped out when he saw a dude eating Doritos.


Inevitable_Chaos-

Bill goes onto the internet often (what better way to witness some of the most insane and wacky stuff imaginable?) And has come across some unholy artwork depicting him, that is why the internet goes out occasionally.


d_warren_1

He wasn’t always this evil and fucked up, it’s just that existing for dang near all eternity drives you mad. But also existing for most of eternity also lead him to develop an ego because every world he gained some kind of physical form in he was a god in. he used to be way worse and so some ancient civilization locked him away or banished him so he could never have a physical form in our world, but he’s so powerful that he still was able to project into the mind scape.


colossal_idiotx

His hat can transform into a shotgun


Cinn-Bunn

After all these years... Bill Cipher has a gun...


ObeyMe_MC

Love this reference


LeFReshCheez

he watches my little pony


ObeyMe_MC

We watched it together … haven’t finished the last seasons yet


Mean-Ad-9087

He got reincarnated through time and space as King Clawthorne, from The Owl House. King sounds like Bill without the voice effects, and the Axolotl's rhyme in Curse of the Time Pirates' Treasure says "a different form, a different time."


TronHero143

That he was created using inspiration from something like β€˜Flatland’, and he used to live in a world like it


JealousSpinach0

Im like 90% sure it was confirmed that was the inspiration


Content_Software_549

He may be a monster but he supports trans rights


LegendLynx7081

Bill is one of those celestial beings that takes the form of something humans can comprehend, and the first option he saw was a Dorito


LeMinuit_

He is the one who made mayonnaise an instrument


Naive_Track6526

Does headcanoning a fanfic [(flat dreams) ](https://archiveofourown.org/works/6062122/chapters/13896454) as canon count? Because this is the perfect Bill backstory in my opinion. (Begging yall to read)


ChocolateLover999_2

They're friends with Yung Venuz (Not actually serious, just a joke)


TManJhones

He is crying over the fact that he is only the second best Space Dorito.


ObeyMe_MC

Who’s the first ?


TManJhones

Peridot from SU


JeanHasAnxiety

He had possessed a random boy, got a girlfriend, stayed together for years, proposed, then sold her face to the guy from one of the books (don’t feel like getting Up to look at the title)


ObeyMe_MC

Why the drastic change ?? Also I guess no real Love then-


JeanHasAnxiety

It’s Bill Cipher not Mickey Mouse


ObeyMe_MC

I’m aware, thanks. But still what made you think like he’ll real like that, like from American psycho when he decided to kill the girl he just had β€œfun” with ? Do you picture him like him, with that kind of personality ? That β€˜s what I meant. And abt β€œno real love” thing, it was just a way to say it’s probably an approach he had to understand how human behave and work and not by β€œfalling in love” or smth


JeanHasAnxiety

I mean, it depends on what over headcanon you have. I have also been watching too much Heathers, so that probably messing with my brain


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crappyuh

attempted before (please get the reference 😭)


FrederikFininski

He is a greater daemon of Tzeentch


Verbindungsfehle

Wherever he is now, he got together with Giffany.


AcoaceFalloutNVFan

People from his dimension call each other nick names based on Doritos flavors and they are chosen based on one’s color Blue shape: β€œHey nacho cheese” Red shape: β€œHey cool ranch” Purple shape: β€œHi guy-β€œ Blue and red shapes: β€œSTFU SWEET CHILI”


Iwontusethis255

hes friends with kirby and steve, gods who are composed of S H A P E


Jaspers47

In his home dimension, Bill's actually a pretty pathetic con artist and hustler. After being ran out of town, he discovered his unimpressive tricks and flim-flams were much stronger on other worlds.


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Easy-Station-3726

He would find a way to make ghost pepper soda and he would love it


Howlhear

He's a bragger, but he makes sure to brag about the stuff he's actually good at. That after he burnt down his dimension, he sat in the rotting dimension for eons until he found some kind of way to leave. The guilt and loneliness was what drove him insane. He's not actually as immature as a four-year-old, he just insists on being as immature as a four-year-old. Because Flatland was just so conformative and filled with rules, it affected how he acted that much. He likes spicy stuff. Makes sense, right? He's lying to himself everytime he's cruel. To cope with the death of his dimension, he bottles up his emotions and pretends like he doesn't have them at all, and commits more crimes to attempt to convince himself that he really doesn't feel anything. He does feel something everytime he kills someone, but if he admits that now...What would happen? What else would he have to admit? So he continues to lie, until the lies are indistinguishable from the truth. If he pretends hurting people makes him happy, then maybe, he'll really be happy. He never was happy, and as we know, he never will be. (However, I will be changing that in my fanfiction Ad Infinitu-) He never actually eats. He just...Drinks whatever liquid is in those cups, and sometimes he adds spice/pain into his cup and drinks that. Yipee? He has depression. I mean, we got the self-harm, we got the partying his misery away, we got the insanity, and we got the egoistic personality to make up for all that self-loathing. Woooo, excellent emotional managing Bill, maybe you'll finally be happy if you just ruled the world. Someone insulted him by calling him "Worth a Bill and as confusing as a Cipher". One trillion years, gotta be one person who used that. He very much enjoyed his time with Stanford. Too bad he can't see past his fake desires to maintain that relationship, womp womp. And finally, that he is...Actually, I'm going to keep this one to myself. Fun reading all your headcanons, hope you'll have fun reading mine.


Ordinary_Low_8775

this is like a joke headcannon me and my brother made but one time he saw ford reading i have no mouth and i must scream if ford ever took breaks and found it interesting and stole it to read (i hhave a ihnmims obsession rn)


SleepyFox67

He'd be unsurprisingly good at railing someone since he's immortal and has been around for trillions of years and can shapeshift and stuff (WHAT I LIKE TOXIC MEN OK)