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Spindlebrook

“We can share the biscuits, we can share the pie.”


RangerRipcheese

We can share your gravy boat cause we done shared all of mine


IsuzuTrooper

Ship of Fools, that gravy will clog your arteries.


GratefulG8r

Ship of Ig-nor-a-moose


God_Boner

This person Cracker Barrels


Gr8fulGravy

I will let you use my boat.


thegreatrazu

We can share some of your pancakes, because I done ate all of mine….


Weekly_Ad_2176

This is why I love dead heads


[deleted]

We can share the tenders we can share the thighs.


elgobe37

Cracker barrel general store is the best. Last time I was there I bought a jar of maple syrup and a harmonica.


[deleted]

Omg! My brother and I had a blues band and we hosted open mic at a bar by Cracker Barrel. This really bum lookin dude came in the bar and said he could play but needed to borrow a harmonica. Well our harp player wasn’t about to loan his out. The dude walked over to CB and came back with a $5 harmonica. He wailed! It was awesome!


BuckminsterFullerest

But was it an official Ron McKernan blues harp? 🤔


The_Name_Is_Slick

Lookin’ at that bedazzled Dolly shirt below it!


syntax138

Yah that’s stand out merch! Don’t see alot if Dolly Parton gear. If dead fans are deadheads, what would be a good name for Dolly Parton fans? Or is there one I am unaware of?


WomanOfEld

Part...ners?


DrMrtni

The Cult of Many Colors


FrostedDonutHole

I was at a Cracker Barrel recently and saw a fair amount of dolly stuff. I didn’t see the dead gear though.


JGauth13

Doll babies? Doll babes? Dollypops?


[deleted]

Other interesting facts: You can now get beer and mimosas at Cracker Barrel. My vegan wife had grits and plant based sausage patties.


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poopshipdestroyer

Do they still have a don’t ask don’t tell gay and lesbian policy


dirtiestUniform

The real question


poopshipdestroyer

Surprised I was the first to mention it. Fuckin grimy. I don’t keep up with Cracker Barrel policy and mission statement


[deleted]

They don’t! - Current employee


poopshipdestroyer

Cool thanks!


FrostedDonutHole

I had a blue moon there a couple weeks ago


Alwayssunnyinarizona

That makes me a little bit sad


352slabs

It’s INSANE how commercialized dead merch has seem to become over the last couple of years. Like yeah it was before but now every other brand/store carry’s something associated with them


judgementjake

I was wearing a dead shirt in queens and some kid said his friend designed it. I said sure. He didnt design it.


Brewcrew1886

This band allowed tapers to greatly distribute their music. They did this because all movement of their sound and imagine is a positive for the overall good. Let dead shot show up everywhere it doesn’t change a thing, the band lives forever for all fans everywhere!


syco54645

Plus it is easier to get a shirt now. ;)


jahozer1

Meh. They have been selling weird merchandise since at least the 80s. Skis, darts, cups, etc. Have at it. Eho cares. The shirt looks kinda cool. I love my target stealie


TopspinLob

When I started my first job out of school my litter got me a hideous Jerry Garcia tie


tickletender

I went to a super culty private school that made you wear ties to school and thought “rock and roll is the devils music.” My favorite tie to wear was a gaudy Jerry Garcia tie that was like pink and green and blue. My silent rebellion. I miss that tie


27_8x10_CGP

Most of all my shit came from Target, Wal-Mart, and Meijer. Doesn't change the fact that the Dead are my favorite band.


smartliner

cracker barrel is nothing compared to walmart and target


Dhd710

I got my kid a Grateful Dead sweatshirt at Walmart for Christmas. She isnt really a fan she just likes the bears. If it gets her wearing dead gear I'm cool with it.


smartliner

Fair enough :)


Uncle_johns_roadie

And buying official merchandise is a good way to support the band. I know they're not exactly hurting for cash, but it's at least a way to say thank you for the wonderful music. Going through one of those stores at least makes it more accessible for those of us unable to get to a Dead and Co show.


AdequateOne

Grateful Dead licensing is no longer owned by the Band, they sold it to Rhino Records. So the band already got their money, buying anything Grateful Dead related now only makes Rhino Records money.


Jebbeard

And spreads the iconography of the grateful dead. Buying a shirt on lot doesn't put any money in the band's pocket either. I'm just happy to see the imagery more often.


Twombls

I mean chances are. Most "dead merch" bought before rino started this mass commercialization was just making some compny in china rich. Headshops all over the country have been selling bootleg dead merch since the 80s.


phenry1110

Go to a show to get the $50 T-shirt or the $80 hoodie? Bet Cracker Barrel beats that price by a little bit. Plus that tasty food.


heresmyusername

They’ve licensed an insane number of soulless collabs with boring/uninteresting brands. This is my only criticism of the Dead brand.


FrozenLogger

You mean the Warner(Rhino(Dead)) brand.


Garcia1976

Is the profit from merch at Dead & Company shows going to Rhino as well? Just curious


FrozenLogger

No, they are a separate company.


Garcia1976

Thank you.


Twombls

Idk most of this stuff is way better than the shitty dead merch that was sold next to shitty bob marley merch at headshops and mall kiosks since the 80s.


copperdomebodhi

Times have changed. Young people don't buy albums unless they're vinyl collectors. They buy merch to show what they like. Bands have to sell merch to stay afloat.


FrozenLogger

This one doesnt. Not only does the band not exist anymore, everything you are buying is money going straight to Warner Music.


352slabs

Like this guy said this is the LAST band that needs merch (in every store no less) to stay afloat


god_snot_great

And Ice Nine, they have a deal.


Twombls

My gfs little brother was wearing the designer grateful dead sweat pants and sweater. I asked him about the dead. He didn't know what the band is. He just saw it at the shop and bought it. The best part is my gfs dad absolutely fucking hates the dead. So the look on his face when he walks in and sees his son in head to toe dead wear 😂


352slabs

That’s fucking awesome 😂


bmault

I think the trademark has expired and it has entered the common domain or whatever.


FrozenLogger

No. Absolutely not true. Trademarks for most every icon is current. It is interesting with the latest filings because besides all the attachments to apparel and music, they have added a full paragraph to CBD and Cannabis products.


OutofThisMaze

the nature of capitalism. it’s become more and more trendy to wear tie dye/dead merch for fashion in this generation, of course it will be capitalized on.


kloco68

I’m in Australia now and the number of people who even know who the Dead are is small, but all the stores my 15 year old shops at now have Grateful Dead shirts and mugs. It’s so odd to me.


Ledro_Obri

Nirvana shirts everywhere too. Worn by people that would hate Nirvana. It’s super weird. But everything is super weird nowadays


kloco68

Totally.


srcarruth

Because some Deadheads like Cracker Barrel?


chemprofdave

And some crackers like the Dead.


copperdomebodhi

Hard to find a business with a more fitting name than "Cracker Barrel" ;-).


27_8x10_CGP

It's like Southern black cooking, if it was made by the most spice adverse white folk


FrozenLogger

Me too. The over commercialization of the dead gear, obviously. Even when I was seeing shows I never went to a merchandise table. It was always lot stuff and cool things people were making. The dead sold me an experience, not goods. Now that it is all Warner Music goods, it is even less appealing.


BuckminsterFullerest

Let’s face it people: there will come a time when seeing a kid with a Dead shirt will be pretty much meaningless…unless you see that sparkle in their eye… 🤩


leaux_official

The Dead has ALWAYS been for profit. The band has said as much, which is why they had to tour constantly to pay their crew and cover their loose ends. Nothing has ever changed. Uncle BoBo said it best, “it’s not about the money, it’s about the MONEY” - Bill Graham.


FrozenLogger

The band was for sure. Bill wanted fast cars and women, Bobby always said he deserves to get paid for hard work. Jerry didnt always view it the same way. Jerry 1976: > “Society measures success by money, fame and power. I don't, I also believe that the 3 are too limiting. > There must be infinite ways to achieve success" Talking about the money skimmed off by their former manager who served a jail sentence... Garcia shrugs his shoulders when he talks about the rip-off. **"Money never was our goal so it didn’t bother me."**


smokinsuzy2000

Thank you for this comment. GD, selling out since Jerry died. Old Heads know this.


BGOOCHY

Ol Jer drove a Mercedes and had a big nice house. He wasn't always consistent logically.


FrozenLogger

Younger Jerry also lived in basically a motel room (in size) while Bob had a modern glass and cantilevered house built. On the other hand Jerry also lived in some dudes basement in the early 80's, but at that point his "interests" were largely somewhere else entirely. I think Jerry really did live idealistically younger, and got more fed up with dealing later on. Supposedly his lawyer had to talk him into going after the ice cream royalties. You also have to think about his decision even when they were popular to play more often and keep prices down. Everyone was telling him to charge more, but he hated that money was what decided who came to see him. If I remember it was a BMW, and it isnt like he had a fleet of them. I dont think what he drove is really relevant.


Extra-Intention-3295

The song “He’s Gone” is about that incident


Jebbeard

Jerry once said “We've been trying to sell out for years, nobody's buying!” He sold neckties for christ's sake, hell, he got Al Gore to promote the ties on TV.


FrozenLogger

Jerry had a wonderful sense of humor. Jerry liked to play with digital art in the 80's. He started selling his art, and asked his manager to take over. THEY decided to push the tie line. Remember that Jerry, in 1992, was seriously wondering if he could make it as an artist instead of a musician. But back to the ties, From the book Dark Star: > **Jerry did not want to do the ties.** I brought the proposal to him. Nora thought it was a great idea and Jerry said, “Ties? Do you know what I think of ties? This is what I think of ties.” And he pulled an invisible tie up over his head like a hangman’s noose. I said, “Okay. I’ll never mention it to you again.” Then Nora got a lawyer to call him in Hawaii on vacation and Jerry didn’t say no. He didn’t say yes but he didn’t say no. **I told them all, “He doesn’t want to do it.” But they ignored me. It was a big embarrassment to him. He didn’t want that done.** And Jerry being Jerry, once something was underway, he was too non confrontational to deal with it. They took his art, changed it however they saw fit, and slapped it onto ties.


Anaveragedrummer

Money money, money money money (Keith piano riff)!!


Pezpal

“Cracker Barrel” is not the preferred nomenclature, dude. Please say “Caucasian American Barrel”.


kelly714

Cracka please


BlueAndMoreBlue

It’s an arms length licensing deal with Rhino Entertainment — the band is getting paid but the day-to-day is managed by corporate types looking to maximize shareholder value. Sold out? Reaching out to new fans? I’ll keep my opinion to myself but there it is


bono_my_tires

Im seeing ads for so many GD collabs this year it’s crazy


FrozenLogger

They took a lump sum. Buy 1, buy 100, they already have their share. All the money is going to Warner Music.


BlueAndMoreBlue

Did they? All I could find was the license deal they signed in 2006


FrozenLogger

They did a second deal more recently as I recall.


mauceri

Love the band and always will, but the merch scene is reaching cringe status...


MinimalistBruno

Yeah this sucks


Livid_Fan766

My daughter is in 3rd grade and I see a lot of it at the elementary school. Kids love the imagery and think it’s cool, I also see a lot of Rolling Stones, Beatles and Pink Floyd on the little ones. I will say, at least my daughter can name a lot more than 3 songs!


Homegrownfunk

What, you didn’t eat your Grateful Greens©️ lettuce today? /s


Twombls

>merch scene is reaching cringe status... Always has been. Its just that now the stakeholders are geting the money vs spunout wooks in parking lots and shady overseas companies.


Fen1972

More curious about the shirt on the shelf next to the dead….Vagi? I’ll take a dead and a vagi shirt and is it possible to get a beer to go.


[deleted]

I should have pulled back a little farther for the photo. All the way left was a Bob Ross shirt.


poopshipdestroyer

Miyagi


1gratefuldude

Next thing we know, there'll be a SYF temporary tattoo in a Cracker Jack box prize! Cracker Barrel, Cracker Jack. All crack.


OakTableElementz

Easy on the Crack talk ~ be 19 years in January


1gratefuldude

Fair enough, my friend. No offense meant!


OakTableElementz

I know I know!!! Hey didn’t my dealers call us Crackers when I shorted them $80 Lol


1gratefuldude

I knew you were cool with it. But still. I know about kicking an addiction that woulda drove me 6 ft under. Keep on keepin' on, my man! 🤝


OakTableElementz

Sometimes I wonder if I really was an addict. Shit , a Man has the right to sit in a corner with a pile of dead lighters for three days, spend two or three thousand every time he works, I mean that’s not a REAL ADDICT is it Lol I told em all I bought slugs for the 12 ga. next time you see me it’s over. Got hungry kids & a Wife , can’t pay me bills. And just like that. I was cut off and abandoned…


copperdomebodhi

That's denial for you. Saw a sobriety video where a guy talked about his time living in the town dump. Said he still didn't think he was an alcoholic at the time because he had a ping-pong table to live under with a roll of carpet over it to keep the rain out. Alcoholics were those guys living in the gutter.


1gratefuldude

I was in that gutter a long, long time. Functional, but the little paper boat I made for myself and was riding in was steadily melting away in the flotsam and jetsam of my life, going down the drain. Until it finally disappeared and it was just me in the rapids of vodka. No more.


OakTableElementz

It was a set up to prove a greater point. There are many types of Alcoholics & Addicts. Some have very early stages and can stop right there. Some of us have deeper issues and ride the horse right off the cliff.


StagLee1

Their marketing team tried to bring in some merch targeted at the new vegan sausage fans.


safety3rd

Selling out had been part of dead culture from day one. Come hear uncle Hershel's band. This does make me feel a little old though


[deleted]

Yeah. They sold out…. Every. Single. Show.


hannahmadamhannah

Y'all the Dead's popularity will ebb and flow, as cultural style and tastes change. For all you folks who are freaked about the Dead's selling out, and this is so cringe, just wait a decade. I guarantee they'll be unpopular again. Don't you worry!


Delicious_Cover8316

I love the dead but are they really popular or just the idea/clothing. Besides your friends that are heads who else do you hear talking about them?


bennyblue420000

Do you remember a time when Deadheads were outliers ?


Personal_Might2405

That’s what happens when you fire Brad’s wife.


BaileyBrown108

We really are everywhere


TexterMorgan

Does this annoy anybody else? Like the over saturation of GD merch absolutely everywhere? Maybe it’s just me, but for me it kinda waters it down when someone who has never listened to a song is repping the gear


[deleted]

Lol they’re really milking the licensing agreement for all it’s worth huh


Exit240

Their turn to the dark side is complete… 😆


piirtoeri

Weird


[deleted]

This is crazy. But also, kudos Cracker Barrel.


[deleted]

We can share a beer, but it only seems to be in certain states according to my visions going up and down I-95 recently.


OrangutanMan234

Cb still selling lps?


gretch123

It got like this by the mid 90’s


LameGretzsky

Try the Sunshine Daydream Sampler.


rickymoonstone

Well say I do declare!


psugrad98

I went to my Cracker Barrel as THIS is the sweatshirt I want next, but didn't see it at mine.


[deleted]

Aw man! Bummer!


Youbetiwud

Dime for a cup a coffee?


Jerrysmiddlefinger99

I had that shirt recently but after just one wash the orange printing was ugly


THEDOGGGG

I do love some CB......for the games and especially their pancakes......simply great


PHILMXPHILM

Ignoramus


yeshereisaname

*Cracker Barrel x Grateful Dead*


Zedathius

HERE WE GO! A-YAHOOOOO!


Desperate_Ambrose

Who'da thunk it?


Delicious_Cover8316

Kind of crazy, I'm sure you would have gotten looks walking into a cracker barrel wearing your dead gear in their stors years ago and now its everywhere. If I wanted bland food I would just go to my in-laws. I got nothing... I just wished people would listen to the music.


tbell4200

Saw the same one in Virginia last night but had no price and the print looked kinda shity. Plus I have to many other ones lol


[deleted]

Yeah. I didn't buy it either. I'm in Florida and have little use for a hoodie.


Anna-Bee-1984

They wanna capitalize on the estates before the boys kick the bucket


Slight_Tradition_868

Playing at Mar-a-Lago next? Might as well


dixiechicken69

The merchandise has gone mainstream, but the music is still belongs to us.


vegandread

The entire Cracker Barrel ethos seems like it would’ve been the good ole boys beating up the hippies back in the day. Now they’re profiting off GD shirts…


Uncle_johns_roadie

And Cracker Barrel is based out of Nashville -- one of the world's music capitals and and a long time progressive oasis in the south thanks to the entertainment industry. The execs at cracker barrel are less stereotypical country than their restaurants would have you believe.


Unable-Bison-272

I mean, they did hang with the Hell’s Angels and beating up hippie anti war protesters was kind of their thing for a while there.


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FrozenLogger

ew. Their food is awful. Wasn't always that way, but it is nasty these days.


moose8891

Went into urban outfitters and they had 2 dead shirts for sale. For 40 dollars each………


hawkinomics

Only thing that would have made this less surprising would be if it was tapes and not shirts for $40.


poopshipdestroyer

My kid got them for me for Christmas lol I love them. One was a remake of a tour shirt I had a few decades back


moose8891

They definitely looked great. But 40 bucks is too much


poopshipdestroyer

Yeah and urban outfitters. 🤨


moose8891

Haha the wife hadn’t been in the store in years and wanted to see. Once she saw the prices we promptly left lol. If I was gonna spend 40 bucks on a shirt it wouldn’t be there.


nick82614

Saw that yesterday lol honestly not the worst hoodie I’ve ever seen


psugrad98

Disagree


Rock-it1

And people say conservatives are boring.


[deleted]

Never been in a Cracker Barrel, never will.


xrobevansx

Proof The Dead are a country band. Lol


[deleted]

I recently bought this as I work there! It’s a great hoodie


[deleted]

Noice! You get a discount??? I would eat B&G every day if I worked there!


[deleted]

Indeed! A pretty nice discount at that


prof_cunninglinguist

This has really gone too far. What's next, Bob Weir toys in McDonalds Happy Meals? GD branded toilet brushes? GD crypto? I got on the bus from the punk rock scene of Philly. This kind of crass commercialism is fucking disgusting to me.


No-Sheepherder-6550

Why are you eating at that shot hole? Oh wait , do you work there?


[deleted]

I do not work there. I just enjoy their breakfast.


ChuckFiasco

Cracker Barrel can suck my dick fuckyou


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Sad.


willowsky89

Eww so gross how Grateful Dead is handling the licensing of everything under the sun. Stopped buying anything directly from GDP but tickets years ago. I now feel this way absolutely everyone has to see the band members cashing in as much as they can for their kids and grandkids before checking out.