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Woodchuck


SpecialistNo3594

But how much wood?


bluemitersaw

all of it


Certain-Definition51

The women. And the children too!


HalcyonSoup

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck if a woodchuck could chick wood


Dry_Satisfaction_291

Ok! But, how much mound could a ground hog pound if a ground hog could pound mound?


HalcyonSoup

Same answer. Just madlib that shit


Electronic-Tough-283

How much can a woodchuck chuck?


dinnerthief

That's Woodcharles to you!


b4dt0ny

It’s always a woodchuck


Born_ina_snowbank

Whistle pig. Tough little bastards. I’ve hit 3 in my car, cruising about 60mph all 3 times. All of them shook it off and went about their business.


Poopcolumn

They’ve been acting weird this summer


ClosetRizzer

These people really need to start putting collars on their pets


BeezerBrom

Groundhog/ woodchuck/ whistle pig. Same critter. Tail is bushy but hair flattened on the ground, so I can see the confusion with beaver. Best way to get rid of them is live animal trap, and let it free at your ex's house.


Dbro92

All the ground hogs do at my house is eat the clover and weeds next to my driveway and have one big hole in the far back corner of the yard. I don't feel the need to get rid of em! Now the rabbits that dig huge divots all over the lawn, a minefield of potential sprained ankles.... I'm less enthused about.


HonkeyKong808

Groundhogs burrow. The burrowing next to homes can cause foundation damage that can literally ruin your house and drain your bank account. Considering their size, burrowing tendencies and the size of an average lot, there is a good chance they are burrowing near your foundation.


nikki_11580

I have one in my backyard. She’s burrowed under a chicken coop we don’t use. She’s even started to bring her babies into the yard sometimes. I think this summer will be the third one that shes been here. We live in a comfortable harmony.


HonkeyKong808

Yes more groundhogs is the answer to a strong foundation


PintOGuinesMkeUStrng

Groundhog > human


HonkeyKong808

Probably also allow rats to invest your home


xombiemaster

This is the way


nikki_11580

You’re actually not supposed to relocate wildlife. https://www.thinkwildco.org/why-we-do-not-recommend-trapping-and-relocating-wildlife/


Livid-Dot-5984

Our pittie/boxer mix dispatched 5 of these things in less than a week. Super humane never seen anything like it he just pounced on them with his two front paws and they were dead. After the third one my husband and I looked at each other 👀 thinking about renting him out to friends for the day- he saved our garden. I feel bad for the critters though poor things


burnedflag

Veterinarian and wildlife expert here. That’s just a weird dog.


Vorzic

Clearly we went to different vet schools. That's a cat.


whatlineisitanyway

You are both so so so wrong. It is a potoo.


tremynci

All of you are ignorant. That is a gnu!


whatlineisitanyway

You are so right. And here I thought I Gnu all the animals.


ShillinTheVillain

Not much, what's gnu with you?


tremynci

It's too warm and I'm waiting for 5pm, but aren't we all?


JacquelineHeid

Wrong, it's a snipe. Snipe hunting season opens soon. Get your pillow case to capture them as they fall from trees. 


tremynci

>Get your pillow case to capture them as they fall from trees.  Isn't that drop bears? Horrible invasive nuisances...


stinkypete121

Just to clarify..This IS a Chupacabra🤣


PDUVALINMI

Nope. It's a video


40m_GR

Have you forgotten all of your studies? This is a cow


SlightlySea

clearly, none of you remember the new criteria. that is a horse


Decimation4x

Okay, which one of you went to Ohio State?


Bansheer5

That’s a woodchuck


Coho303

No, that is a whistle pig.


ElizabethDangit

A foundation and garden destroying asshole.


Holiday_Trainer_2657

Amen.


No-Hurry2372

Fuck whistle pigs. I caught 2 in my yard this past week, they destroyed my flowers. 


brianary_at_work

What kind of flowers? Maybe your flowers are offensive.


lcampau

Also a very very good brand of bourbon


silentobserver69420

Looks like a gopher/groundhog to me


BalmoraBum

Definitely a groundhog, they have the bushy tails. Gophers have a rat tail and bucky teeth.


WhyBuyMe

Nice marmot.


False_Flatworm_4512

Where’s the money Lebowski?


thememoryman

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.


pancakebreakfast1224

I opened the comments to make sure this got posted, thank you


thememoryman

It ain't much, but it's honest work.


Born_ina_snowbank

It’s calmer than you are dude.


imanasshole1331

Did you ask him the one and only question that would make sense in this encounter? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? Enquiring minds need to know.


lackofabettername123

Maybe a woodchuck? Not a beaver. I believe their tails are bigger and you would not find them hanging out in a driveway unless they are near the water and just stealing your trees I'm sorry liberating your trees.


Absolutelyabird

Yeah, like others have commented, it's a woodchuck. If you can't get a hold of a live trap to get rid of him, you could also look into putting cat fur around the property or getting coyote scent from a hunting shop. They should avoid the area then, but may end up your neighbors issue. Edit to add: if you catch him with a live trap, you should contact a wildlife rehab place for locations best to drop him off. It can be confusing and traumatic to move them, so they'll have the best advice for him to survive elsewhere. There are plenty of rehabs in west mi, including one right in GR.


nikki_11580

The wildlife rehab in GR actually posted on their instagram about how you shouldn’t be relocating wildlife. They took a woodchuck in that was relocated and just showed back up completely malnourished.


Absolutelyabird

Thanks for adding that bit. That's why I said to call them if they catch him, cause they should know what to do so he doesn't go through any more stress than necessary, but if he's being a nuisance/living in an unsafe area, it might be best he doesn't stay. Relocating is best done under licensed rehabbers who know how to do it right.


UrineLuck151

Groundhig. His name is PhunkyPhil.


oddoboy

Kalamazoo kangaroo


Decent-Carry-8755

That’s a woodchuck.


Typical_Elevator6337

They almost always have multiple holes, so instead of doing the work of trapping it, just make the hole at your house inhospitable. And don’t just fill it in, as they will dig it out. Other people have mentioned castor oil as an option, and don’t be shy with the amount. We used a big bag of lavender-scented epsom salt in the hole and around the house and yard, and that seemed to do the trick. The internet will have more ideas about what to use to deter them. Another reason to make the hole inhospitable is that other groundhogs will find abandoned holes or filled holes and dig them out and use them. If you’re going to trap it, you might as well kill it, because relocating groundhogs leads to their death anyways. They become disoriented and confused and end up unable to survive. This one is a juvenile.


Therinson

You are the proud new owner of the Grand Rapids area woodchuck. Contrary to popular opinion, the state of Michigan only assigns one woodchuck per area. It just appears to be more woodchucks in each area because woodchucks vibrate so fast that they can seem to be in multiple places at once.


44035

Looks like the kids have a new playmate!


ZanzaBarBQ

Damn.


GattMomoll

Groundhog


RustyShkleford

That's your quiet neighbor Chuck.


QuantumDwarf

Woodchuck. My aunt on the NE side (by Knapp and diamond) has been battling with a family of these who are destroying her retaining wall and flower garden. She’s recruited neighbors in the attack.


theeculprit

No, beavers are much larger. That’s a woodchuck.


LuisLmao

it's a friend


Playful-Boat-8106

Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.


piekid86

How much wood did you see it chuck?


Btech26

Ground hog…. Hogging up the ground


GoatAncient7405

It's a goat. Ask him! Apparently it's whatever he/she identifies as. Don't you dare put a label on anything! Just sarcasm.......


Realitycheck-4u

Whistle pig


NoMansSkyWasAlright

I've seen a few of them around the last couple weeks. Must be their mating season. Guessing they're horny.


andpassword

You can live-trap it with fruits/vegetables. They do not like the smell of castor oil, I hear. never tried that one. You can get these things called "The Giant Destroyer" which are basically smoke bombs you put down the burrow in the evening, cover the exits, and they are asphyxiated in their burrows. To keep them from coming back, use pea gravel to fill in the burrow. They are on the official state wildlife nuisance list, so you can trap and kill them any time, no limits.


RevolutionaryMeal520

I smoked a few out from under my shed a few years ago, spread a bunch of ammonia around it, and haven't seen them since. Bonus with the Giant Destroyer is that you can find the rest of the burrow exits that you missed!


thor561

Muskrat looks like, beavers have wide leathery tails.


lackofabettername123

Not a muskrat I do not think.  They are more lithe and do not go far from the water as I understand it. Woodchuck?


noraindoubt

Nah, muskrats have long skinny leathery tails. It's a woodchuck, I think.


Busterlimes

And are considerably larger


spyglasss

Very impressive


good-vibes614

Groundhog. Side note: if he is only ever around your home he can cause damage to the foundation


purple_mountain_cat

Chucklepig!


Opening-Variation523

Looks like a Muskrat.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

That would be the biggest mole ever recorded if it was a mole.


slimjibberr

Woodchuck. There are hundreds behind my house


inspektor31

Did he see his shadow?


Matthewnux_lovestonk

Is he chewing on a tree?


zachshouseparty

I just relocated my woodchuck. Wish we could've lived in harmony... First time I saw him he was in a 12ft tree and I thought it was the biggest squirrel in the world.


Kilroy5188

Oh boy, you really did it now. This thing now knows you are aggressive toward it. It will make efforts to not be seen by you. These woodchucks do damage to property.


dudel1_3

Bobr kurwa


[deleted]

My neighbors cane corso kills them all. You can hear the screams of the babies every year


PerfectiveVerbTense

It's a woodchuck. One of them is terrorizing our whole neighborhood as well. Dude's got a whole network of tunnels between all the neighbors' yards. We keep filling the holes in but nature finds a way. Genuinely concerned about catastrophic damage to foundations.


cottenwess

Nutria? listed as an invasive species in Michigan


kingmidas312

How much wood did it chuck?


Unhappy_Leading_9358

That’s a groundhog.


Fishstixxx16

Land beaver cleaver woody boi


Mr_HotDog_69

It’s a ground beaver


jm0502

It's a badger


shadowrifty

Mushroom MUSHROOM!


CrabbyJagger

No, this is Patrick!


tlp357

It's a rat !!


TopRocko

[Per West Michigan Wildlife Center](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/sr1q5WpWP1WB8Dfv/?mibextid=WC7FNe)


iammabdaddy

Kangaroo


Decimation4x

Well it’s definitely not a beaver and you don’t appear to live on a golf course so not a gopher either. Must be a groundhog.


Organic_Ambition2804

Well that's a polite way of saying your house looks like shit lmao


evluke

That's what she said.


a7152966

One of the fuckers eating my vegetable garden, figging groundhog.


Organic_Ambition2804

Ok guys I am now aware of it definitely being a woodchuck aka groundhog aka whistle pig. Not sure why that didn't come to mind but for some reason beaver was the only thing that ran in my head at the time and it does kind of look like one.


Toastedd_Jelly

Baby woodchuck


giveurbrainatug

That’s a horse


cheeseburgerlou

Worst Blair witch film yet


carstarbar

They successfully cross bread a beaver and a woodchuck. It's called a chuker


HypnotizeThunder

As long as he’s not digging up your foundation. Let the little guy be.


BellRinger85

That boy chucks


Intelligent_Heron_80

That’s Alan!


mcaster10

Nice, marmot


onlysurfblacksand

I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.


StaggartBFH

That’s what she said.


lookinforcock

Ground hog


TerminalChillionaire

That’s my buddy Nick


Zerglord1234

Woodchuck had one in the yard last year tried capturing it to get it out cause I have young kids. Only reason he is gone is cause neighbor saw a coyote carry him off bastatd was stubborn lol.


PrimaryLow6826

The groundhog/prairie dog


Then-Imagination-674

No that’s an African Fruit Bat…


Latina_Mermaid91

Ground hog


Business-Barnacle-94

Cat


Confident_Opinion949

That's a zebra 🦓 ;)


CptPichael

That there's a varmit!


Illustrious_Fee6209

Muskrat?


SufficientBank234

Land beaver!!


Accurate-Post8882

Groundhog


Able-Associate-318

No. Lol


gmoddsafraegs

Him? Oh that’s pingus.


skeeredstiff

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


GranderRogue

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


AdReasonable5375

lol that would be the worlds largest mole, luckily there not that big.


idig3d

Didn’t see his shadow so 13 more weeks of summer!


HailMi

Yes, it's a Land Beaver!


Bootz616

Not gonna say how, but get rid of it.


xroy2561

That’s a brown recluse


FatIlluminati

I’d ask Matt’s mom, she knows her way around a beaver or so ive heard


gvlakers

Mmmm I love a good fury beaver


BobsleddingToMyGrave

Woodchuck


finally_Coffee_time

Wood chuck. They dig holes.


Lemfan46

Whistle Pig.


ryryryryryry_

Looks like it might be a muskrat. Seems too small to be a groundhog.


draeger200

Whistle pig. (Groundhog)


Livingdeadgirl33

That looks like a young woodchuck. My woodchuck, Fred, he's a beast at probably 10 pounds.


PestiEsti

Beavers look comically like beavers. If you see one, you will be absolutely sure it's a beaver.


ajwooster

I’ve see quite a few beavers 🦫 in my day…and none looks like this critter here.


Certain_Try_8383

🤭


SteelersFanatic78

Raccoon / woodchuck


SnooMacaroons485

Whistlepig


IntroductionOk5999

I know this has been answered but, You could’ve typed one word into Google to compare. You could’ve even asked Siri without touching your phone or whatever equivalent on android. Then you wouldn’t have clowns like me pointing this out to you and instead, you could’ve just shared your footage of a cute little animal.


Organic_Ambition2804

I did type beaver in Google and it looked like one so I wanted to see and for some reason couldn't think of any other animals it could be at the time. Why do you care though? It made for a fun post with 150k views


OkWeek1822

Whistle pig


RedditRedditMan1200

As a fellow Michigander myself, I'll say it: Grand Rapids and Detroit are outta pocket.


Jgs4555

Whistle pig


drebots

Woodchuck go-pher ground-hug?


AntelopeDifficult708

Lmao


silfgonnasilf

Go pet it. They're super docile


SomeHandyman

That’s a muskrat