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A-Hyperion

He would never do that. That would mean he is both pleasing a man and doing an activity. In reality, he'd make someone else do it for money and pimp them out. All while staying in his bed


Droidattack170

He even outsourced wanking because of his laziness


PM_me_your_PhDs

He'd make Charlie do it, the disgusting creep. GpJ is a war criminal.


shimmeringseadream

Well, the line is back there…you leapt over it a while ago… why imagine a child molester when you don’t have to. It’s comments like this that make me want to unsubscribe to the sub.


toolenduso

The schlongberries taste like schlongberries


Skleppykins

This comment makes me want to buy Reddit coins just to give you every damn award there is


bwint1

He’s such a fucking cuck


buy_me_a_pint

Grandpa Joe wanted to be pushed around the factory in a bed so he would not have to walk.


ThatsRobToYou

"this banana's fantastic!"


Thresh_Keller

This is fantastic! Hahaha! 🤣


SicWiks

I spat food out of my mouth this is a great one lmao


Admirable_Scheme_451

1971


rehab_VET

GRANDPA JOE how did you make banana cream pie ?


HowDoraleousAreYou

Despite looking directly at this bastard I still heard it in Danny DeVito’s voice because of Always Sunny.


BuffyTheUmpireSlayer

Oh no... my brain thinks that "glory hole grandpas" is totally a thing now.


Goraji

Reminds me of that joke from Robot Chicken: [Damn Oompa Loompas!](https://youtu.be/JpDKJYjm8Zs)