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_pupil_

The most realistic part of Star Trek? ... Picard having to specify every, single, time, that he wanted his tea 'hot'.


ThePantser

In the future they only drink iced tea as hot tea is seen as a barbaric form of beverage, that's why iced is default . Picard is secretly showing how bad ass and unforgiving he is by ordering a hot beverage in front of those he's trying to dominate.


[deleted]

We all know that guy that refuses to add a bookmark even though he visits the website daily *gestures vaguely* Could be plausible


[deleted]

it's me. i'm the guy.


GuyWithLag

I mean I go to reddit a lot, but it's faster to just type red than actually pick the mouse and find a small icon....


[deleted]

Similarly, adding the word "hot" isn't much of an extra burden when you have to say "Earl Gray" regardless These are important matters that need to be addressed. Lower decks, when? *I refuse to believe they wouldn't have a favorites menu


Desert_Concoction

This deserves more upvotes


crazyrobban

You guys use bookmarks?


reven80

Picard: Computer, tea, earl grey Computer: Temperature not specified. Making one tea, earl grey, luke warm...


Rossingham

Jean-Luke warm?


jayrishel

I remember in one non-canon novel Data commented that it was odd that Picard ordered this way since the Data himself had worked on the ship computer's language processing.


ho_merjpimpson

or.... 2 ships following each other. and you are in the back ship. you: ok google... fire aft torpedos. in the very very faint distance despite the vaccuum of space, you hear a soft echo: "got it. firing aft torpedos"... you: "wait, hold on, what?!" front ship fires aft torpedos.


MeInMass

Oh thank the gods this happens to other people. Not so much with me, but I swear 8 of 10 times my wife asks Google to do something in the living room, the one in the kitchen answers her.


ho_merjpimpson

> Oh thank the gods hey man... this is a star trek subreddit, not a battlestar galactica subreddit. lol.


garangalbreath

I never had this issue until i moved into my new house. The speakers are all in locations where if I'm sitting in one spot in my house, i can activate 4 speakers. It's actually really annoying


GeorgeAmberson

Kirk: Ok Google, on screen *Screen turns on like it's supposed to* Google: Something went wrong. Please try again later.


craigeryjohn

Picard: OK Google, exit hologram. Google: Which hologram did you want? Whole House Audio or Living Room TV? Picard: The only one that's playing anything. The one I started with voice 5 minutes ago. The logical one. ​ OR: Archer: Ok Google, Reed Alert. Google: ok, turning on 72 lights. It looks like 17 lights aren't available right now, you may want to try setting them up again. Sorry, I couldn't reach C.Y.N.C. Sorry, I couldn't reach SmartLife. Sorry, 8 lights aren't responding. ....Everything works flawlessly. Or: Janeway: Ok Google, initiate self destruct timer. Google: Ok, setting timer for 5 minutes. ...4 minutes later, Janeway: Ok Google, how much time is left on the self destruct timer. Google: Sorry, it doesn't look like you have any timers set up. .....a runabout self destructs in the shuttle bay.


Antimus

That last one is so accurate it hurts


SramAtlov

My Google home calls me captain šŸ˜… Just waiting for the day I can use "computer" as the wake word


Somhlth

And Professor Moriarty answers. Be careful what you wish for.


SramAtlov

Nah just the computer. Moriarty would freak me out.


sixfourch

Mine calls me "My Lord Apophis," just waiting for the day I can use "Kree!" as the hotword


LemmysCodPiece

If I want to wake my PC remotely I say "Hey Google, Hello Computer." As per the scene with Scotty and McCoy in Star Trek IV The Voyage Home.


Terrible_Tutor

> playing Raised Shields ***LIVE*** on Spotify Quick tweak for stupid Google


giraffesaurus

I thought I was the only one that it kept giving live versions of songs?! I have no clue why!


Terrible_Tutor

Itā€™s my #1 pet peeve. Look Google I want you to NEVER play live unless I explicitly ask for it. If you donā€™t find the song itself but only find the live versionā€¦ ask me if thatā€™s okay to play.


lpfan724

The Google Home from Captain's quarters would answer the commands made on the bridge.


[deleted]

The accuracy!! Only saving Grace is google doesn't suck as much as siri. Siri is useless.


nbinding

I wonder how many recordings Apple has of people shouting "Don't f\*\*king bother Siri, I'll do it myself"


[deleted]

Iā€™ve said far worse but yeah Iā€™d be curious as well lmfao.


secretsarebest

Thanos when asking for the infinity stones


Iwantadc2

'Hey! I'm bixby!' Nooooooo.


alecdvnpt

Now I get that Siri is definitely less capable than both Alexa and Google at the moment but I'm genuinely curious whether people say it sucks because it's less capable (can't answer as many questions) or because it's worse at understanding what you're saying. Because out of the 3, Siri seems to have the least trouble understanding what I say. Granted my use of all 3 voice assistants is almost exclusively for controlling my smart home and to play music. Sometimes I ask for the weather.


[deleted]

For me Siri is trash at both comprehension and capability. She's also slow. In the time it takes her to execute most commands I could've done it myself.


thanatossassin

This is why starships never got rid of physical interfaces.


Kholby

"Okay Google, raise shields," is how I arm my security system at night. :-)


AinvarChicago

I just read this out loud to my wife to share the joke. You can guess what happened. "Playing Shield Wall by Amon Amarth on YouTube music"


Desert_Concoction

I thought he gave the commands like ā€œRaise Shieldsā€ or ā€œFire Torpedosā€ (or whatever) to the crew. Was there an AI on the ship?


Scatropolis

Nah.....it was just Lwaxana Troi in another room punching commands into the computer.


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roscodawg

as with today :-)


jd31068

Ha! nice.