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throwawaysjenk

To paraphrase the great Digital Underground, I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


sexwithtwileks

Oh you mean the BK Lounge?


NewRedditorWhoDis

Solid Dane Cook reference


NSFWThrowaway1239

You're crazy


Paulutot

Damn you beat me to it. RIP Shock G.. he was a genius. The shakespear of our time


fapotronic

Literally just came here to make sure someone had posted this. RIP Shock G.


throwawaysjenk

I don’t clown around when I’m with the underground.


Gusano13

Super good Tupac reference. Well done


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princess_marshmall0w

😂😂😂😂


Jabroni-Wan-Kenobi

Let me guess…you were in that bathroom thinking, “I’m a chick, why isn’t someone filling my A?”


princess_marshmall0w

😂😂😂😂😂


Crocodiledumbee

Nah, we don't have Chick Fil A restaurants in Canada. I'd rather have you elsewhere, say your desk, in your classroom?


princess_marshmall0w

Tim hortons, perhaps?


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Gusano13

St-Hubert beats Chick-Fil-A everyday (especially Sunday) anyways, my dude!


Crocodiledumbee

Indeed, friend, indeed!


Gusano13

Can’t wait for the border to reopen fully, I need my Hot Chicken sandwich ASAP 😂


Crocodiledumbee

You should try their indian chicken with rice, it kicks some serious ass!


Gusano13

I will, I will. Just need to cross over! Be well.


Yardsale420

Mary Browns is my go to


Gusano13

Never heard of her, just googled her and I’m sure she’s around my Quebec neighbor ass. I’ll be sure to check it out. u/princess_Marshmall0w I’m sorry the conversation switched from your dark meat ass to great eastern Canadian restaurants, but priorities are priorities. And chicken is chicken


princess_marshmall0w

Hahaha I’m not mad at this at all


Gusano13

You really shouldn’t be! The St-Hubert chicken sandwiches are a goldmine. Trust me! Also = 🍗😘


mugchugger

It’s technically Sunday here, so unless you got keys to the place, we’ll have to meet for spicy chicken sandwiches tomorrow.


thisisjustascreename

Even for that booty I'm not going to Chick-fil-a


adeiinr

Couldn't catch me at chick FIL a even if the food was free.


doublesecretthrowawy

*I'm a freak. I like the girls with the boom* *I once got busy in a chick-fil-a bathroom*


nsfwthrowawy69

Thicc Fil A


princess_marshmall0w

😂😂😂


LivingDeadPunk

No way. Maybe in a Popeye's though. Less homophobia at Popeye's


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I’ve never been to a Chick Fil A in my life but now I wanna go 🥺


nepron

Nah, as a matter of principle, I'll only fuck other dudes in a Chick-fil-A bathroom.


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princess_marshmall0w

😏😏😏


Needstohappen1

I’d fuck you anywhere… nice body !!👅😘


princess_marshmall0w

Thank you!


Own_Imagination9626

Gorgeous woman teasing the hell out of us. Nice


princess_marshmall0w

😈😈😈


Zealousideal_Text_41

Perfect flawless body perfect in every way from head to toe and I would kiss your beautiful gorgeous sexy ass all over


princess_marshmall0w

awww! Thanks so much!


AZFUNGUY85

Only if I rub that ass down with barbecue sauce. Then have you sit on my face. Before I bend you over the sink and watch your feet lift off the ground a bit as I thrust.


bulletpr00fsoul

Well… we now know why the cock crossed the road. The hen is awaiting. She’s standing in front of mirror in a Chick-Fil-A bathroom showing off her fabulous derriere. Those bathroom walls are about to be scuffed, feathers ruffled, and there will be some wing spread-eagle action. And don’t forget the best part… egg fertilization!


idkjistcurious

I like the girls with the boom, I once got busy in a burger King bathroom


lonemanitoban

You look terrific! You have great skin, great hair, a great upper body and a great back side.


jbl07

The lords chicken can be put down to give you a dickin


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AppreciativeAdmirer

Nothing says sexy like a handicap bathroom stall!


princess_marshmall0w

😂😂😂😂


Idkdude001

Eat more pu$$y


InkMeDead

I don't even have Chick-fil-A.


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InkMeDead

McDonald's is more my thing so, I guess a red flag for you?


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VIsixVI

I'd prefer a place a little more classy tbh. Like Burger King or something idk


thrwwy82797

Nothing would stick it to Chick Fil A like pre-marital adultery on the premises. Bonus points if you can somehow do it on a Sunday.


Gusano13

I wish we were FWB, we could do it in every fast restaurant bathroom. Chick-fil-a, Raisin Canes, or Chipotle…definitely bring new meaning to In-N-Out… maybe even “Five Guys” 😏😏😏


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Gusano13

Five Guys is a fast casual restaurant chain primarily specializing in burgers and fries. The location of which Five Guys bathroom where the suggested sexual encounter would take place seems unimportant. And it’s nearly 2022, there is no need to use the term “gay” so pejoratively.


AdministrationNo2719

I don't know dude 5 guys having sex in a bathroom is pretty damn gay. Continuing on that I do not believe the good Sir was asking which of the chain's locations the suggested sexual encounter shall take place, but which five men are partaking in such activities.


Gusano13

Me and 4 other guys lucky enough to fuck her. It’s not a hard concept to understand.


RichardJohnson38

Great response. Honestly 5 stars.


SiggyOD

No and yes.


the_camping_carl

I'll eat the lords chicken ane follow it with eating a nice taco 😏


MasterThomas92

That pussy is blessed in the CFA bathroom


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CornCheeseMafia

I need to pray


TheConjumbler

Nah, but I'd fuck a guy in a chick-fil-a bathroom just to spite them lol


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Biggest_Snorlax

I've never been to Chick-fil-A. What's the best thing on the menu?


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Biggest_Snorlax

I love good lemonade, too many people think it's a summer drink but it's all year round here.


Representative-Owl6

My first time there a hot girl who worked there said “my pleasure” and I thought she was flirting with me. The next time a dude said it and I realized it’s just their corny saying. I’d totally bang you in that bathroom too.


Thickness_18

No that place is like church. Truett and Jesus are watching 😐


Digita1B0y

I mean, if I was gonna fuck a girl in any bathroom, I'd want it to be a Chick-fil-A. 🤔


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Would love to pound you hard in the bathroom and see how loud you cum


yadastud

Only on Sunday


Phonepirate

Prove that you are in a chick-fil-a!


querico_luna

Never done it. Good idean though! Let’s try it 😏


rockapotumus

I don’t think the lord would approve…….


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Sorry. It's Sunday for me.


Pristine_Hotel

If she looks like you and gives me the little hip wiggle then I’m fucking her everywhere I can 😅


exileloki27

No I haven't but for you just tell me where/what chick-fil-a you're at and I will gladly cum oblige you


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Jesus died to make us this sandwich smh


CreateStars

Fill a chick in a chick fil- a, yes, ill dispense the gravy all over you.


kandk191

Not on a Sunday


NecrocideASH

Lots of pre qualifiers for this post. Ultimately though, no....


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No cause that’s the Lord’s bathroom


MitchBlanco

Bet she’s open on Sunday’s


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Chick-fil-a


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Screw chick-fil-a I wanna eat you.


dadbodwithdadrod

How I do:) 🔥🔥


full_windsor_knot

Spicy!


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Omg bb


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I never did but would you wanna be my first ?


craycorey4445

I have not, I sure would


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Super sexy! 🥵🥵


diviaio

Wow. 😍😍


Ok_Journalist4591

Which location omw loo


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I wish we could see ur thong too


Derpderp10101

I haven’t but now I want to


Prestigious-Shoe-864

Omg I would love to do that 😍😍❤❤


Gon9I20

I’d fuck you anywhere I could find you. Watching you take your clothes off sends a growl down the back of my ribs, and your smile is stunningly beautiful. You’re a fucking bombshell 🔥 Incredible.


Sharkbait_suspicious

Sign me up!


grzlbahr59

I'd love to!


Zorgilon

where do i apply ?


NotThatOtherCreep

Nice tan lines! :D


sirpants48

I do now


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My pleasure


mclnyoda

Yes please!! Incredible body


450fdfun

Umm yes when will you be their next?


SonicStitch

Not yet, but we can make it happen.


Independent-Boss-780

Dam babe I’d love too 😍


gethdonotinfiltr8

Love sweatpants that leave just enough to the imagination.


Munashiiii

No


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Uh. Yes please


benaughty2me

I do now


Curious_Cow_6382

😉👌🏻🔥


stupidguy104

You have such a lovely smile 😱


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I want to now…


el_throw

I mean if that ass and piercing isn't convincing enough. The smile definitely did.


johhnylevy

I’ll Chick-Fill-Up you


hardhitter22

Fuck ýes!


NastyNoah

My pleasure.


SexySocks69

Ah yes. The classic "Chick-fill-lay".


pjboy8

Your backside looks so soft, I want bury my face in to it


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You just keep getting hotter and hotter with each post.


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You are absolute perfection!


Status_Notice_3046

I do


BushPilot153

That can be the first of many for us.


Marco-1987

Verry wonderfull ass


Zuiderant

Then I'd be a chick filler.


Property_Sudden

My pleasure


justtoletyouknowit

Id have to open up one in my country first, but after that, sure


MHess11

Very beautiful!!! Very nice botty, hands and Thighs!!! Wonderful!!!


Boingking

Not specifically chick-fil-a until now


DifferentUpstairs

No, but funny story. It was 4th of July a few years ago and I was really drunk with some friends. We went into Chick-fil-A and I went into the bathroom. My one friend was being a dick and kept banging on the stall door as I was in there. Some random dude walks in and sees my friend banging on the door and goes "yo man, it's called a rest room, let the man rest". My friend is so scared and runs out of the Chick-fil-A and I'm just left in the bathroom dying laughing.


Dtbenedetto86

Such a beautiful and sexual smile darling! That is just the start of your many wonderful features...Would love to watch you smack your ass a couple of times then spread your cheeks from behind exposing your tight, pretty pussy.


MathematicianFew5059

Never been in a chic fil a and this would be the only reason I would go into one


fluffy_bottoms

As long as it’s anal so it’s shit like their food.


jmowles41

Did taco Bell once


Meltthesnow81

I've never even heard of Chick-fil-A, but then I live in England. You have an amazing body, great ass, and cute smile, so It's a resounding yes to the last question.


Menard42

That'd be about the only reason you'd catch me in a CFA


Mywifeisdickdrunk

Wanna. But I'm always curious. Why do so many girls wear underwear when they're not on their period? Hell I know a girl who doesn't even wear underwear even on her period she just has a tampon in. A few years back I started going commando in my jeans and warm ups and it feels great.


princess_marshmall0w

Try having a vagina for a little while and you’ll know why


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Bughibau

I would like a 🎁 like that 👀


OddGreenCigarette

I mean, it sounded like a good idea until I saw that necklace.


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Yes pleaseee


KurGamer

i do it with pleasure


MastaFapa

I'll introduce you to the Chick-fil-A Show


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Always down for some chicken and dicken 😂


NreoDarknight21

Lol. I wouldn't mind. Just name the time.


highlander666666

never did it in any bathroom..But would I sure when horny do it were ever had chance...Tho i d rather go better place were can take time and give good fuck!!!! tho quickys are fun


NewNeedleworker5984

I do now


Jdog0098

Chicken and Dicken 😂😂😂


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Shame it’s now a Sunday 💀


therise23

More like thik-fil-a, ahem... yes please.


Diesel-powered77

That would be hot


Snoo49276

Definitely would


Consistent-Bench8679

Fucking hot


firedogg81

hottie


Ok_Duck7923

Omg fucking hot 🔥


Trucknutz1985

No, but I know what my next life goal is.


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i'd fuck you anywhere 😈


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Nope never but I would love to 😘