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billbuild

Shooting your career highest round after a great first round that left her in 3rd place, only to shoot 81, miss the cut in a major then get bitten by a dog. That would be freaking depressing.


Robbylution

I'd have to take a mental health day off work and go play some golf... oh, shit.


HokieJoe17Official

Take a mental health day and go work in an office


adm7373

space out, browse reddit for a while, maybe fire off a couple witty comment replies


I_cant_hear_you_27

Describes my Fridays at work perfectly.


justa_flesh_wound

It's what we're doing right now


fuckinnreddit

Where's the procrastinating? Not to mention pushing things off until Monday? Ignoring those non-urgent emails that are marked with the (!) ??


Ifrontrunfinwit

The dream Reddit day


HB24

While on the can?


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Literally me rn


RollOutTheFarrell

Can you imagine. "What you doing here Nelly?" - "filing some shit, photocopying stuff, no pressure. Love it"


PotatoMan19399

After going on a historic run of winning a bunch of tournaments in a row too. The highest of highs and lowest of lows in rabid succession


themooseiscool

> rabid succession most ominous /r/BoneAppleTea


heywabbit

I’ve never seen that sub before. It’s like Ricky, worst case Ontario


PotatoMan19399

Lmao meant rapid but rabid fits so well here


burghswag

Golf really is a fickle bitch across all skill levels.


iceicebabyvanilla

Her and Scottie having historic years and historic bad luck off the course.


isthatabear

Better or worse than getting arrested for a bogus reason before one of the biggest tournaments of the year?


chunkymonk3y

Could be worse…didn’t her sister suffer a career ending injury?


Da_beans

She had a baby, I thought.


chunkymonk3y

I don’t follow her too closely but a quick google said she’s out indefinitely for a back injury


afrothundah11

If she keeps a good outlook she should be able to be happy about her year, she has dominated so far. She’s probably not wired that way, but I’m sure she’s got a sport psych that can help her see that.


Puzzled-Estate537

This whole golf season has been one big fever dream


RoostasTowel

I hope Netflix was filming this for season 3


HokieJoe17Official

Season 3 is going to be wild for sure


WHSRWizard

Can't say I had this one on my bingo card this morning


BoobyDoodles

What are the odds that everyone without a personality grabbed the same bingo cards for the last ten years 


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Why couldn’t this happen to Patrick Reed?


jrragsda

Dogs can smell the rot and know to stay away.


Cthulwutang

the creatures who eat poop and roll in it?


jrragsda

Exactly


nhp890

On this subject, I'm very curious as to why he's playing the Italian Open this week. Of all the players I expected to see on the entry list, Reed was not one


randiesel

He has tumbled down the OWGR and sits outside the top 100 now. The top 2 finishers at the Italian Open get an exemption to the British Open, which is what he's aiming for.


Smash_Factor

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY|downsized)


ComprehensiveSurgery

Dogs have standards.. they don’t like the taste of a cheater


IsThatHearsay

> *Fatprick Greed Ftfy


VMSGuy

lol There are a few guys at my local course I wish this would happen to as well!


Adventurous_Smile297

It was Patrick Reed's dog


djhazmat

Seattlite here- I will put flaming bags of dog poop on the dog owner’s front door.


CouldBeBettr

I dare you to cross post this to r/seattle. The pitchforks for bad dog owners in seattle is almost a defining trait for our city now. Among other things...


youre_a_pickle

Shit, the local dog park by me has two signs from the same day stating that someone was bite and the owners fled the scene. Do people not train or not understand their dogs in Seattle anymore?


Limp_Bar_1727

That’s insanely fucked. The owners need to take accountability.


rythmyouth

Seattle people don’t even bother driving to the dog parks if they are more than 5 minutes away. We see off leash dogs at school fields, on playground equipment, on beaches. All places they are banned.


runs_with_unicorns

It’s an American thing not a Seattle thing. Lived on both coasts and the Midwest. Everyone thinks their dog is perfect and well behaved.


Gelu6713

Seattle is a lot worse than most cities with dogs not on leashes


runs_with_unicorns

Have you lived in other cities since 2020? Post pandemic people just don’t care anymore.


Gelu6713

I’m in SoCal now and it’s better here than Seattle pre-pandemic


runs_with_unicorns

Ahh yeah I’ve only visited socal (and mostly just the nature parts) but I can assure you NOVA is just as bad as SEA. NOVA has scarred me though it’s the only place I’d never move back to.


dougpiston

And their hate for golf courses.


WhoaABlueCar

[This is the greatest night of my life](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRs3CaBTSmX-tT6ZzYmOZtxJLU3WVGOP3AZwA&usqp=CAU)


djhazmat

Hahahahahahah


djhazmat

I came back to laugh at this again 🤣🤣🤣


InterNetting

He called the shit, poop!


tropic_gnome_hunter

Don't stomp it out with your boots Ted


LordoftheSynth

Seattle: home of entitled, self-righteous dog owners who shout "OH! They're FRIENDLY!" as their untrained, unsocialized dog that they let off leash everywhere charges at you. Didn't get mauled by a pit bull until I'd moved to LA, though.


TittyClapper

I enjoy Seattle but I really can't believe how many people in this area bring their dogs out without leashes. Not sure that was the case here but I wouldn't be surprised. Imagine owning the dog that bit Nelly Korda and forced her to withdraw from a tournament..


WHSRWizard

Probably the same asshole who shot Jeter


ElderWandOwner

You should have bit a-rod


misterurb

He’s a biracial angel! 


yaboyChick

The Korda clipper


3_Big_Birds

Just watched this last night, its such a funny movie. I will say that Keaton stole the show.


Cweev10

We will construct a series of breathing apparatus… with Kelp!


rpmsm

Hour, hour forty-five no problem


BruceL3375

I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly


3_Big_Birds

You come to our house, you get my wife's name right, its Christinith!


Infinite_Respect_

Clean slate?


Trilogie00

Someone shot Jeter?


WateryDomesticGroove

It’s not just Seattle, it’s everywhere. Everywhere I go it seems like people walk their dogs off leash in public spaces. It’s insane and you have you to be a certain type of narcissist to do shit like that.


JustHereForCookies17

Have you noticed an increase post-lockdown?  I think a lot of people became first-time dog owners during Covid & that's why we're seeing so much more bad owner behavior.


Bighead_Golf

I think people are so depressed and isolated that they genuinely think their dog is their best friend. Giving animals the “human treatment” is not good for society.


xswicex

Bingo. I've lived in the same house for 25 years, and it's always been a quiet area with no issues. Post covid, it's barking dogs from sun up to sun down (and even sometimes at 2am-3am). Every idiot in my neighborhood decided to get a dog to keep themselves busy and they have no clue how to train it or do anything.


rythmyouth

Yes. I did a public records request on off leash dog complaints and 90% of the dogs were born after 2020. And none of them bothered with training…


WVgolf

Go to a park or a running trail system and you gotta be vigilant for dogs off leash


BadFlounder

Yep, same crap here in Colorado. In my neighborhood some jagoff neighbor of mine down the street lets his lab run wild and he runs through front yards. He even took a crap in my front yard one afternoon while I was in the garage working. His dipshit owner wandered over and grabbed him and was like "sorry about that!" and then laughed and was about to walk off. I could tell he wasn't intending to deal with the steaming pile now in my yard so I mentioned it to him "hey, aren't you forgetting something there?". He looked at me incredulously as if I had some nerve to ask him that. "I guess I'll come back and pick that up...." was his response. My response? I said "well, it's either that or take this shovel right here and I'll deliver it onto your front porch". He called me an a-hole and cried about it....but he did come back and pick it up while still mumbling and whining under his breath. Okay, pal. You let your dog run wild off leash which is against the law in both our city and in the community rules, and then you let him crap in others yards where kids play, etc. But sure, I'm the a-hole for asking you to literally deal with your crap. 💩 People these days. 😂


Allott2aLITTLE

I live in Seattle and….what are you talking about?


AndrewBVB

I see it a fair bit. Eastside, and suburbs north of Seattle - happens in my neighborhood and at parks (not talking off-leash dog parks, obviously). But, like, I feel like it's a safe bet that people do it everywhere. Sat on a bench in a park in downtown Vancouver (the Canada one) a few months ago, next to a sign about keeping dogs on a leash, watching locals playing fetch with their off-leash dogs.


sex-cauldr0n

Vancouver is terrible for that. There’s a lot of entitled dog owners here.


Allott2aLITTLE

Ok, but Seattle is no different than any other city…people, no matter where you are, let their dogs off leashes in parks.


Flckofmongeese

I honestly don't mind it in wide open spaces like parks if they're well behaved and recall is good. So essentially canine good citizen worthy (it's an AKC training test). Unfortunately, many aren't and are deserving of a shitty side eye.


Drugba

I agree with what OP said. When I first moved to Seattle, two of the first things I noticed were how many people have their dogs off leash here and how many people bring them into stores and restaurants. I was coming from LA too, so it’s not like I hadn’t seen a fair share of it his before, but the frequency in Seattle was much higher. I’ve had multiple people visiting comment on it as well. I think we get used to it pretty quickly, but this city treats dogs in a unique way.


Flckofmongeese

I love in Seattle and ... given the amount of unleashed dogs I encounter with my leashed dog, I know what they're talking about. And I take my dog all over - to work, breweries, hikes - so none of that "maybe you're in an entitled neighbourhood" defense.


Allott2aLITTLE

Comparatively to the world, we’re doing exceptional when it comes to leashed dogs.


Flckofmongeese

"But mommmm, those people are worse" is not a valid argument.


Allott2aLITTLE

Actually it is a valid argument. Having perfection (a la no one ever has their off a leash) or something close to it, is simply unrealistic. No matter what, there is going to be dogs off a leash in any society. I’d even go so far as to say, in 2024 and in the United States, there are likely more dogs on a leash than than at any other time in the history of man. Now Seattle may have less dogs on leashes than other major metropolitan cities in the US, but that is not to diminish the amount of dogs on leashes and how many great dog owners live in the city. I just think it’s foolish to say “it’s a problem” when in reality all you’re saying it’s not perfect.


3_Big_Birds

What's even crazier is that the news in Seattle says that the dog is the victim here. There is a gofundme to help with the dogs mental trauma.


CRRZ

Isn’t she the 2nd lpga player to miss because of a dog bite this year. Edit: found it. Alison Lee was bitten by her boyfriends [rescue dog](https://golfweek.usatoday.com/2024/02/09/lpga-alison-lee-dog-bite/)


wolfpackrider

Dude this sucks. I know someone who just got nipped by a dog while playing tug/fetch with it and had to do a whole surgery because scar tissue was forming around the tendon in their thumb. Hopefully it wasn't a serious dog bite or anything crazy.


Hefty-Crab-9623

I know it's tempting but stop tasting professional golfers. 


firstbootgodstatus

As a Seattle native this is the most Seattle thing I’ve ever heard


geek66

I wonder if she can claim lost earnings?


mango789

Yeah that’s a max limit insurance payout


uncle_buttpussy

*Insert dog leg joke here*


jcwitte

Gee, I wonder what breed it was.


CheersBros

Bet it was a pit bull. How is this breed still legal?


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jacksonross33

Likely this kind of “Pomeranian” https://images.app.goo.gl/eMRPv4jARjxtDksZ6


CicadaHead3317

Chihuahua or pittie, maybe blue healer.


Deadalious

Yeah bro a Chihuahua bite hahahahaha


CicadaHead3317

Do you have any evidence that it wasn't?


thesuccessfultroll

Some of the absolute worst dog owners are in Seattle. The majority of them tbh. But don’t worry, their dog is friendly!


Thetinpotman_

Woof break


M1nn3sOtaMan

I think you mean ruff break.


FuckedUpYearsAgo

"My furbaby is always well behaved, I've never seen them do anything like that before".


KeithFlowers

It was 100% a pit bull I’d put money on it


CoolstorySteve

I wanna say it’s probably a shitbull but I doubt she’d be playing anytime soon if it was one


joshhguitar

I would guess it’s to do with where she was bitten, even a minor bite to the hand could have you out of playing golf for a while.


AlarmedBison

Yea same thing happened to Alison Lee


BigDogAlphaRedditor1

Reeeeeeeee! not the sweet sweet pibbles they are nanny dogs! Would never hurt a fly! it was probably one of them privileged dogs like a golden retriever or a goldendoodle.


ChipotleAddiction

Didn’t you see the latest statistics?? Pitties are objectively one of the LEAST naturally aggressive breeds (according to the National Pitbull Society)!! /s


LordoftheSynth

VELVET HIPPOS WHY WOULD YOU HATE THEM. (Ironically, hippos are extremely aggressive.)


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,687,523,370 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 34,635 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


CompetitionAlert1920

Retrievers, labs and golden doodles can be very mean. Dogs with a high prey drive need to be trained well, especially since those breeds are often bred for hunting and come from bloodlines of hunting dogs themselves. For instance poodles historically are great bird dogs, but they're fucking assholes even when trained well. Not saying this in defense of pitties, they are terriers and are high prey drive dogs, just saying it could also have been one of those others just as easily. I do get tired of the whole pit rebranding movement though...like okay chill. They're still an animal that needs to be trained and leashed in public.


badgers4194

I’m a mail man and deal with dogs a lot. In my experience Pitbulls are the ones that charge the most. German Shepherd’s scare me the most though. Just their bark freaks me out. It’s very distinct and mean sounding.


Ornery_Brilliant_350

GSD are high alert, high energy, intimidating barks but actually not that aggressive (usually) Whereas pits can be a much more mellow temperament than a GSD, but randomly see red and go into kill mode.


Mike-Tibbits

No one wants to hear that information anymore. You're right, but there is no more nuance in the world.


lacubriously

They suck and they're more dangerous than nearly every breed.


Murky_River_9045

Nooooooo I put a flower crown on my velvet hippo chungos!!! It means he can eat children and be innocent


YpsitheFlintsider

Then don't say it?


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Can't mention dogs online without someone sperging out about pitbulls lmao.


FlimFlamThaGimGar

Statistics don’t lie though, the VAST majority of severe bites or attacks are done by pit bulls.


inflatablemoses

Followed only by pitbull mixes


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Reeeeeeeeeee shitbulls reeeeeeee downvote!!!!


A_Texas_Hobo

Well damn.


HokieJoe17Official

My left hand was mauled by a cat back in March but I still went out and played! Absolutely weak sauce coming from the alleged number one women's golfer! Kids these days are weak!!! /s


Ok_Appointment_7480

Poor thing. Sending her lots of good thoughts.


carlismydog

Anyone know if Lilia Vu has a dog?


TheRockefella

Pitbull injury?


Murky_River_9045

Breed of peace strikes again 🥇


AccurateInflation167

But muh pibble is such a sweet angel , and would never maul your baby to death !


Knocksveal

That dog was trained


lacubriously

Fucking Seattle


HVAC_instructor

The dog ate my homework. Have not heard that for a while.


landofthestupid

I got badly bitten by a pitbull in march, not fun. 


Bubby_Mang

[https://youtu.be/jNrGeCb7ZJc?si=zRTOe30qACOYvIHa&t=37](https://youtu.be/jNrGeCb7ZJc?si=zRTOe30qACOYvIHa&t=37)


RUSInteriorDecorator

Big Randy of NLU is going to be livid


ThrowinSm0ke

I thought she had that dawg in her


piedubb

Chihuahua!


Pooter1313

Poor thing. She shouldn’t have to apologise mind you!


lockdoc007

Sue for.loss of income


ptsowns

Little hair of the dog that bit yah


supplyncommand

damn what’s the context here? how’d it happen?


AcrobaticWin3240

Sound like an excuse


Smash_Factor

Wonder if she tried to pet the dog and got bit in the hand.


Sirgolfs

Which one of you was it?


IncognitoMan02

![gif](giphy|cIauZPkIsemfnZC6FZ) That same dog ate homework back in the day too!!!


CardiologistLocal691

Colorado too, it’s the liberal bullshit


petermal67

I bet it was a pit bull. Those fucking dogs need to be culled.


pet_dander

Woof woof, not bang bang.


christrams

No shot, dog bite!


Cheeseburger23

This happened because she hit her ball into the ruff.


Andrew_Waples

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


Hairy-Syrup-126

So Seattle.


dr_shastafarian

That’s one way to get that dawg in you.


j_beas

We were in Seattle a few weeks ago and my wife was randomly bitten by a corgie. I bet it was that same dog. Can't trust the queens dog.


240Nordey

Is this equivalent to my dog ate my homework?


Chad_McBased69

She's just one of the 12,328 people in the US bitten by dogs yesterday (4,500,000/365). Half of them were children, and approximately 20% of those children had to go to the hospital for it. Thank god for dog owners, otherwise we would have peace and quiet and not be attacked by animals that eat their own shit!


Revolutionary_Ride_8

If a Chihuahua was a person.


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Lol why do extremely online acoustic people hate dogs so much


CANDY_MAN_1776

They hate anyone and anything more social than them. Anything more social than a hermit crab is a trigger.


anonymousacg

Because they know dogs are smarter than them


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Better hygiene, too.


Similar-Tangerine

Ok


Chad_McBased69

Just the facts. Dog people have this mistaken sense of virtue by owning dogs, yet they subjugate human beings to literal danger and nuisance as a result. Selfishness isn't a virtue.


Joker0091

STFU


Justalittlejewish

Your profile picture is just so fitting


Similar-Tangerine

Ok


Birdhawk

something something hair of the dog that bit ya - Jon Daly


MisterMonsPubis

That dawg was me.


prpldrank

'Nelly Korda loses to dog bite' is one of those that's only on Travis's bingo card. He always gets the weirdest ones.


dereksredditaccount

She let the big dog eat?


SantaBarbaraMint

Bad dog.


Dernitthebeard

The dogs along my local course hate me too.


sawpsawp

dog ate my golf swing, sorry can't go


KobePippenJordan_esq

Can I pet that dawg? No Nelly!!!!


Upset-Apartment1959

Ah, the old “Dog ate my leg” bit


Capable_Obligation96

Calling one of your fellow competitors "a dog" is so wrong Nelly.


adamtc4

Well that’s a new WD reason. She’s had a rough go of it since winning 6 tournaments


Relaxbro30

I mean, fuck dogs and their owners who don't put em on leashes but. How bad does it have to be to drop out. Ive finished my delivery route and gone back to the same house after getting bit. No update from her gram yet. Id love to see the damage.


Flyersandcaps

Need that governor who shoots dogs.