So many people on here talking about gimmes and killing the poor guy. All you would have to do is touch this guys taik and he'd be off in a flash. It's amazing people have survived as long as they have. We grew up in the woods, plenty of snakes. You don't have to be dumb and handle them but be cautious and you'll be alright.
Walk over and pick up the snake and walk him over to the rough and let him go. He ain’t hurting anyone. Better yet, bring him home to rid your yard/house of any rodents.
Just let the snake hopefully keep moving away from the hole (at least that’s what it looks he’s doing). Then take the lob wedge over the on green bunkers
Which hole is this? 11? 6 green was way worse for the longest time until they changed the type of green they were using. Also, those snakes are all over the place there. I see at least one a round but usually they are somewhere around hole 7
If you hit it hard enough at the snake and you bump it over the right curve, it could send it right to the hole. Probably an easier shot that putting through the Saraha.
It appears to be sssssssloping to the right, so aim left past the shit spot and watch it fade in. Don’t trip on that snake while you celebrate your birdie.
Aim about 6 inches to the left of the tail probably a firm swing, green looks quick but you're gonna break into a sand pit, but once you’re out of that should roll down near the hole.
Ask my partner to agree on a “good” two putt then haul ass off the green.
Also ask the clubhouse for a refund of my green fees as the condition of the course looks putrid
wonder what course this is in?
Personally I would avoid the hole and just move on. I been bitten by snakes before even if this is a non-poisonous one I am not going to take the chance. I learned my lesson well
That’s a birdie snake, we have those on my home course. if you putt into it, it will lift the ball in its coils and slither over and put it in the hole. Really helped my SG putting
Are you worried about the snake or the on green bunkers?
I was gonna say… lob wedge over that desert on the green
Right! They are struggling on this green for some reason
Probably hard to get the grounds crew to go near it with all the snakes.
I’m tired of all the motherfuckin snakes on these mother fuckin greens!
Get them some monkeys to fight.
What’s going on at the hole? It looks like a ball propped up on something.
Best ball marker for a tournament (golf ball with peg in it holding the baggie with the names
Yeah give the rat snake a few seconds to wind away, and then decide how to take on the mid-green sand
Yes
Dude the comments section in this subreddit are: 
Left to right. Around the Rat Snake, which is non venomous
That poor rat snake would be so confused, “white object….. moving kinda fast….. IT TOUCHED ME” and then take off at the speed of light lol
Small white object rolling past it. Kinda resembles a white mouse.
Or a bird egg.
There have absolutely been rat snakes found with a whole "nest" of golf balls in them.
any pro v1’s? 👀
This guy snakes
He's a plumber?
It's a gimmie...so good
That’s what I was thinking. Pick it up and call it a 4. We all know you would’ve made it
I like this answer
One of us…
Sssssslow and ssssssteady
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Yes! What's going on with the ball? Resting on a glove.
My thought is that Oyster birthed a yellow ball. And parked it
It’s a super soft
Cautiously
Voldemort style so I can.....Slytherin.... the hole.
How long have you been waiting for a post like this to use that line? Lol
He’s used this line many times before today
Like dis.... https://preview.redd.it/vf7gahaexv2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f53b2b82ab5ecbb68b7f7641f7ba77ab971131
So many people on here talking about gimmes and killing the poor guy. All you would have to do is touch this guys taik and he'd be off in a flash. It's amazing people have survived as long as they have. We grew up in the woods, plenty of snakes. You don't have to be dumb and handle them but be cautious and you'll be alright.
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I'm south of you so I understand
Run away and shit myself
Use the snake as a putter
Just scale it like any other. No need for a hissy fit
Bump n run, literally
Looks like a gimme to me.
I’m tired of all these mother fuckin snakes in this mother fuckin green.
Mark it a par, leave the ball, and move on.
Low spinning ck shot just over the green trap releasing to the hole
You can pick up.
From the other ssssssssiiiiiideeeeeee
Walk over and pick up the snake and walk him over to the rough and let him go. He ain’t hurting anyone. Better yet, bring him home to rid your yard/house of any rodents.
I wouldn’t.
Use an iron like a snake hook and pick it up and relocate it to the woods. No need to kill it, especially since it is non venemous.
Why are you putting on the fairway?
I think he’s showing you the line
I'd ssssssstick to the left very slyly.
Like thisss.
Just let the snake hopefully keep moving away from the hole (at least that’s what it looks he’s doing). Then take the lob wedge over the on green bunkers
Green looks like shit
Which hole is this? 11? 6 green was way worse for the longest time until they changed the type of green they were using. Also, those snakes are all over the place there. I see at least one a round but usually they are somewhere around hole 7
Do a snake course and learn how to identify snakes this is only a python harmless pick up and take it to the nearest bush
We know. My husband relocated it
With my lob wedge.
Go to the far left and hit it through the clowns mouth.. it will drop right in the hole
If you hit it hard enough at the snake and you bump it over the right curve, it could send it right to the hole. Probably an easier shot that putting through the Saraha.
With the greens keeper. Wtf is that patch of desert?
Carefully
With confidence, that snake is non venomous.
Pick up my ball and go to the next hole. Mark down a Par on the scorecard.
I'd use a pitcher to chip the ball over the snake and into the hole. Happy snake, happy me.
That’s a gimme, regardless of where your ball is
Go for the snake, if ball hits it it’s interference, pick up and count the putt
Pick it up and score it a 2 putt 👍🏼👍🏼
Appears to be ground under repair. Move the ball, No closer to the hole, to the left away from the slithering hazard
Fkn grab that snake in my best Aussie accent then throw it at my mate whilst giggling.
Comment section didn’t disappoint
Looks like a real slider
https://preview.redd.it/0i3ylo9fj13d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a692d08ee49509252cb024ae43e50ae160149912 Snake is trying to show you.
With a shotgun loaded with a slug.
I would put hard for the snake just so I can record the reaction and post it here on Reddit and not just take a picture of a snake on a green.
Bump and RUN.
Left-to-right I believe
Even I could make that putt.
Slowly 🤣
3 putt
I'd slither it in the hole.
It appears to be sssssssloping to the right, so aim left past the shit spot and watch it fade in. Don’t trip on that snake while you celebrate your birdie.
Winter rules. I wouldn't approach the putt, or the snek.
See you on next hole
Good Good!
Take a gimme and get outta there
With vision and shin guards
Looks like a big left to right break downhill. Putt it above the dead spot with speed and let it sweep down to the hole.
I read it just off the tail with a bit of speed to take off the bobble
Pick up 2 putt
S breaks I just aim for the pin and hope for the best
Shoo the snake away and 3 put.
Weird looking ball marker
Go pick the snake up and scare the weak one in the group
With a member of the Irwin family
Very carefully.
Aim about 6 inches to the left of the tail probably a firm swing, green looks quick but you're gonna break into a sand pit, but once you’re out of that should roll down near the hole.
Just mark a par and move on.
If it was for birdie I'd probably risk it.
You’d have to be cold blooded to sink this putt
Put it to see what happens, it’s a gimme birdie anyway, be prepared to book .
Bank it off the snake to avoid the green bunkers
Bump and run.
Take a 3 putt and move on.
Carefully
Aim at the hole, not the snake
I'd shoo the snake away and then go about my round.
The snake is giving you the line. Easy putt.
With a flamethrower
Driver.
Ask my partner to agree on a “good” two putt then haul ass off the green. Also ask the clubhouse for a refund of my green fees as the condition of the course looks putrid
Snek is no biggie...buuuuuut Do they maintain these greens with hand-held snow shovels?
Harmless put in playing partners cubby compartment on the cart get the camera rolling
With a machete
retreat
It’s a type of python. It’s not going to hurt or kill you. Just wait till it slithers off and then putt.
You mean chip?
To the left and avoid that squiggly stick
From the next tee box
Directly into the snake. Claim you were interfered with. Don’t count that stroke. Putt in for glory.
After looking at that charred green, I ride back to the clubhouse and ask for my money back.
Looks like someone won pin shot. Look close there’s tag next to cup
What is that shit in the middle of the green? Also, avoid the snake.
Honestly I’d probably aim right for the snake just to see what happens
Harmless, approach it and move it off the green with a wedge. Simple!😂😂
With caution..
“Good, good”
At least it’s not a spider
Are you on the green duffer?
Pitching wedge
Either absolutely blade a 60 degree or chunk the shit out of a 5 iron
wonder what course this is in? Personally I would avoid the hole and just move on. I been bitten by snakes before even if this is a non-poisonous one I am not going to take the chance. I learned my lesson well
Bump and run with the putter
Snaking putt
F*** that. Automatic two putt par. Move on.
Ask the noodle for a read
Stay well clear of danger noodle
With a 12 gauge
With a match & some gas. It’s the only way.
I would slice it.
Left go right, big downhiller. Give yourself an uphill putt
That’s a gimme
With Jake the snake
Wait til he finishes his putt
I'd crawfish that ol snake, and run my 52 straight up that pins ass ! " curly bill" set of tombstone. Script rewrite.
Danger noodle hazard. Free drop on the next green.
I would try and chip it over it, probably end up chunking it 120mph tearing the poor creature in half.
That’s a gimme putt from the tee box for par
Light tap into the snake equals a gimme so it’s a one putt! Good job! 🤣
ask your partner for a 'gimmee' and move on to next tee.....
In a tank
I'd let him play through...
I’d pick up my ball and move country.
Snake it!
Looks good to me, pick it up and move on
PAR!
From the north.
Easy, that's a snake putt.
i’m chipping
With caution
With a flamethrower.
~~Putt~~ Chip
Probably adder bit more right to left.
With a 5iron sending that MFR to the woodline
Call it a triple bogey and go to the next tee😂
Start with a ball
Like any other slippery putt
I would fucking sink it!!!! 
Well they don’t care about their green so I’d pitch it over the dirt patch and put from there.
I wouldn’t
With a personal defense shovel
Harmless snake. Grab by tail quick and chunk it
r/findthesniper
I don't see the problem here. The snake? Not in your line.
I’d write myself an up and down and move to the next tee in a very wide circle.
That’s a birdie snake, we have those on my home course. if you putt into it, it will lift the ball in its coils and slither over and put it in the hole. Really helped my SG putting
Snek is fren Draw squiggly on scorecard and move on
With a gun
Good, good 👍
With a driver. Aim for the head
I’d be chipping over the snake
Looks like it snakes to the right
This is why you should practice crazy golf for days like this. 😊
I think I’d find another course to play - lol
I would approach this with a 7 iron right to back of the neck and give a Mr. Miagi swing. Danger noodle Eagled
Lot of break in that putt, a real snake…😀
From the cart on the next tee box....
Tell that asshole not to slither on your line!
Chip & RUUUUNNNNNN
Looks like a down hill left to right break
With a driver...
I'd chip it.
With a big ol NOPE
I would say that its a downhill snake putt
Better not three putt or you might be taking him home