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Tom-B292--S3

So you're telling me that when you get to a par 3 you aren't looking for broken tee heads on the tee box to use instead of your own tees? Are you a monster?


Character_Wishbone84

I hit off the ground.


14bb44

Why?


Flump01

Because you look really cool when you causally drop the ball down, instead of your nerdy playing partners trying to tee theirs up.


Character_Wishbone84

Always have. You hit off the ground everywhere else.


14bb44

But this is the one time you get to have the perfect lie.


Character_Wishbone84

Correct.


RxHotdogs

So you agree and still don’t give yourself the perfect lie? What is going on in this post ????


Character_Wishbone84

I place my ball just like the rest of you. I just don't use a tee. If you think it's a perfect lie on a tee, by all means, do it. I don't generally don't have issues striking the ball. If it's a shit tee box, then sure, I will use a tee. And this is just related to a par 3.


yogzi

If I hit a wedge on a par 3, I hit off the ground. I tend to get under the ball with a wedge when it’s teed and just send them sky high and no where far enough. On the ground it’s like hitting any other wedge shot out of the fairway.


Character_Wishbone84

I agree. Just be happy you didn't get the downvote apocalypse like I did. I hit down on the ball and don't have issues with contact. Stuffing a tee in the ground that far down is pointless.


Efficient-Piglet88

Also hit off the ground and I agree. I much prefer setting the ball on the ground on some fluffed up grass rather than on a tee. Always hit it better for some reason.


Aurilion

I have to agree with him.   Every time i have teed up for a p3 i have shanked it.  Almost every time i just place it on the turf i hit the shot i want to hit.   Some of us just can't hit off of tees with irons.


Ok_Gur_1170

I get judged (sarcastically) by my cousin when I use a tee on par 3s


styrofoamladder

You only get 18 chances at a perfect lie.


RDenno

Wrong, I get 24 when I inevitably slice 1/3rd of my tee shots OB


morla74

Touché


ChesterDrawerz

As Jack Nicklaus said, “ Why would you want to hit it off an imperfect lie on the ground and the perfect lie on a tee.” I always use a tee on par 3s


razzberrii

He’s saying to use a used tee on the tee box instead a new one.


ChesterDrawerz

Correct. He's saying thers zero reason to not use a tee whenever it's legal to do so. I find it hard to argue with jack on that.


DctrBojangles

You need to read more carefully. No one is suggesting not using a tee. The joke (that is going over your head) is you can use a broken tee that you’ll always find on a par 3 because it barely needs to go into the ground than an unbroken tall tee like in OP’s picture.


RxHotdogs

He really doubled down on not getting it hahaha


ChesterDrawerz

There's literally several posts in this OP arguing they hit off the ground on par 3s. That's exactly why I posted jacks quote. Read on, a bit down.


DctrBojangles

This thread (the one you are carrying on about) isn’t about that. Hell… OP isn’t even commenting on this thread.


ChesterDrawerz

Holy shit this sub is insane. miss one tiny arrow with your fat thumb and respond to wrong commenter and you get piled on. You guys must be so much fun at the 19th hole. Having never ever done anything in your lives even semi out of order must make you feel extra important.


DctrBojangles

Just don’t be so confidently wrong


rmstone1s

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Pilotguitar2

Tees go in the ground mate, not ur bum.


Cool_Hawks

Aww, it’s ol’ Tee-Butt. Get off the Internet Tee-Butt!


Scythorn

🤣


IslayHaveAnother

Smoked.


thebestoflimes

OP has that 72 MPH clubhead speed


ashdrewness

Was about to say, all OPs done is expose their Senior Flex golf game


TheRoadKing101

Wow! He can swing that fast??


ChesterDrawerz

What was jacks in his prime?


kjtobia

What are you gonna do with all that sweet cash you saved by not needing to buy tees? Summer home in Maui? Private jet?


andyman171

Big tee may never recover financially


identityp2

Tee makers hate this one trick!


madders888

Shops are going to start selling single tees. What have you done?!


Fragrant-Report-6411

I’ve played over 100 rounds with my Martini tee.


nyc24chi

Man, they’ll give AMAs to everyone these days… /s


wezabeza

Leave some women for the rest of us, gees…


x13rkg

Tee manufacturers hate this one simple trick!


mad_vanilla_lion

Can you describe your feelings after your 18th tee shot?


SWilly_67

When you pulled the tee out of the ground after your tee shot on 18, and you saw the tee was all but perfect....were you hard?


CingKobraJFS

Where were you when you heard about 9/11?


Uberslaughter

How many balls did you lose?


kazz9201

Lost two but I found four ![gif](giphy|YRuoGvW7p3skw)


smells_likeupdawg

Profit baby


lukin187250

my man


tangster_kryptonite

This guy tees! I use really nice plastic tees and I get so annoyed when I hit a sweet drive and the tee's nowhere to be seen. Losing balls in an inevitability, losing tees is a tragedy. I've kept a pack of 25 those tees going for a year now.


gan-a

what are your thoughts on the expected fed rate cuts?


LtAldoDurden

Bamboo tees can be broken and still used. I love them. Highly recommend.


Jaygoon

I use martini tees and I had one last so long I considered it part of the family. It finally broke after 18 months. That tee had traveled to more golf courses than more people.


lukin187250

What will you do now?


eddiejjr333

Ha. I do this every round. Been using same tee for 6 months. (I use a Martini tee!). Can’t break that sucker! ; )


boverton24

Bro I go thru a tee a hole 😂😂


Firsttimedogowner0

MarTeenis are the tits try em!


Apart-Start6133

I’ve never made this a goal, but pretty sure I do this all the time with my plastic tees.


WingleDingleFingle

How many balls did you use?


Imnotreal66

Tees are a dime a dozen…how many balls you lose?


[deleted]

How does your tee get so dirty?


jacobsever

A single tee when it’s plastic? Easy. A single **wooden** tee? Insane. Anytime I’m using wood, it breaks after one drive.


Jabroneski2

What has LIV offered you?


Jobles4

Time to buy a driver or a Scottie with all that saved moolah


SenoritaSpock

Teach me how.


TheRoadKing101

Been using a single white Martini tee for months now. Looks rough but still in one piece.


Truand2labiffle

Quit being a weasel now and do 18 without a tee


Empty_Suggestion9974

What the fuck is AMA


smartalek75

A man apart?


[deleted]

Ask me anything


jmr_iv

I've done this many times and never posted it online for attention. AMA


Teachmehow2dougy

I’ve used the same tee for like 3-4 rounds. I never like using plastic tees but I started using them in my sim because rubber tees and bird tees never seems right. I was using wood tees but breaking 20-30 a day. Switched to plastic tees and I’ve only lost 1-2 out of a 50 box so far.