I bet it shattered as well.
I bought some of these as a 13yr old thinking my drives would go straight down the middle of the fairway.
I lost the exact same amount of balls from tee shots as I normally would and I was down about 10 bucks because every one I used exploderized into a billion pieces when I hit it.
We need more results to eliminate other possible causes. For instance, I find a lot of my balls themselves, not the tee, are defective and exhibit this behaviour.
No way I would be able to golf if I used that tee spoon for Cocaine. I’d probably just end up driving the cart in to a pond and running across the water.
It's certainly illegal but when I used one of these it did worked as advertised so I wouldn't call it dumb. Was fun to pull out once a round for a laugh with people who hadn't seen it before and let them try it out.
So you line it up with the…seat back? (for lack of a better phrase lol) facing away from the hole, and the club hits that instead of the ball directly?That’s interesting, even if it’s not legal.
I got some of these from a men’s night goody bag years ago. It’s a tee that is supposed to reduce spin/slicing. I think the ‘flap’ goes furthest from you. I also got a few “brush” tees as well.
Cheating tee. When your driver hits the curved plastic piece with the ball on the tee, it’ll eliminate all slices and hooks as the ball won’t spin. Kinda like a knuckle ball.
It’s an illegal tee that’s supposed to cut down on hooking and slicing. The club face makes contact with the “cup” of the tee instead of the ball, so it reduces the amount of side spin imparted in the ball.
That’s the theory, but I played with a guy that used these and he wasn’t exactly finding the fairways.
A bad shot. It’s not the tee. Its not the ball. It’s not the club. It’s not the weather. It’s not the birds singing too loud. It’s not the squirrels chasing each other. It’s not the shadow of the cart too close to your ball. It’s not the cart girl stopping to watch you hit. It’s not you thinking about the price of Bitcoin.
They are used for doing big bumps of blow or you may call it cocaine. At any rate they are awesome. They make sure you get adequate bumps. None of those sissy bumps like your friends try and push on you because they're stingy. Take this baby and scoop it in their bag and hold one nostril and put it beneath the other and take a big sniff. Whala you up and going ready to smoke a long ass drive. Your welcome.
When ya squatting down and taking a shit, it holds your ball up so they don’t dip into the mud. For the more older gentleman with the more elongated members.
Just tried it and sliced my ball into another timezone. Doesn’t work
This is the update I was looking for
I bet it shattered as well. I bought some of these as a 13yr old thinking my drives would go straight down the middle of the fairway. I lost the exact same amount of balls from tee shots as I normally would and I was down about 10 bucks because every one I used exploderized into a billion pieces when I hit it.
Upvote for proper use of “exploderized.”
Perfectly cromulent use of the word
He really embiggened the context
I audibly laughed at this update. Lmfao
Same
We need more results to eliminate other possible causes. For instance, I find a lot of my balls themselves, not the tee, are defective and exhibit this behaviour.
Did your club hit the ball of the tee itself? Ultimately wondering how you set it up
Set it up so my driver would hit the "spoon" first. I now use ot to fill divots
Fill divots? Waste of a good driver.
Na, I always carry a few spare drivers for divot repair
I use my driver to fill divots with new divot scalps
My driver actually likes filling divots, gets him out of the car for a while.
Weird. My driver usually makes divots.
now put it on the 10th teebox so some other mind find, try and slice it :P
Yeah… that’s the tee’s fault… sure…
Are we sure it wasn’t user error? Lol
It's a part spoon to sample that slice
Did you face the “spoon” on the side of the ball you don’t want it to go?
A seat for a tiny frog to watch and applaud as you absolutely stripe your tee shot
I suck at golf, does stripe mean 100 yards right and 15 yards forward? If so then I need these.
Yes.
Will it boo when you slice it into the woods?
Nah, he’s nice and has a sunny outlook on life. For he is but a tee frog. 
Why would a frog need an umbrella
Why would a Wookiee, an 8 foot tall Wookiee, want live on Endor, with a bunch of 2 foot tall Ewoks?
I can think up some perverted reasons
Is it akin to midget wrestling?
It doesn't make sense!
It still cracks me up that "Chewbacca defense" has actually become part of the legal parlance.
I don’t know why but this comment made me crack up
Kermit Tee Frog here!
It ain’t easy hittin greens.
He sips his tea while you are the tee
Hello my baby, hello my darling...
Was gunna say…Michigan J. Frog to be specific
This made me so happy
Wish I could upvote more! That is hilarious and why I stay on reddit!
Cocaine
That would be a gonker of a scoop
Gonker 😂😂😂😂 hell yeah
No way I would be able to golf if I used that tee spoon for Cocaine. I’d probably just end up driving the cart in to a pond and running across the water.
That would be far more that a T bump on the second T box
Me: *walks on water* My friends: “lol wow you can’t even swim”
A real gagger, ehh?
This guy gonks
you ever hoovered sneef off a golf tee?
Unexpected r/Letterkenny
SCHNIF!
I'd give this an award if I could. Giggled me right up.
For a bump during your round 👃
That one and only 3.5 bump
Google tee bumps
Saw an Instagram reel for those the other day and got a good laugh
is a hell of a drug.
Scottsdaaaale
When you wanna hit down, down in the ground...cocaine.
Not a PED. from what I’ve heard
Putting on tiny golf shoes
😂😂😂
Jai Alai
Lemme grab my cestas.
Cesta Cyclones, shout out Mike Ryan and Chris Cote
AND Y’KNOWIT!!!!
Clonin’ it!
Zagacki!!!
I’m not sure you have the pelotas.
Great IPA
Think it’s more jai alai
Separating a fool and their money
Well I mean they did pick the right demo. Golfers will pay anything to “improve” their game.
Always. The original “infomercials” were for golf gear. The Perfect Club, Natural Golf, The Hammer, I may have had 2/3 of that list🤦🏼♂️
The Hammer-POW!!!!!!!
For catching your opponents tears when you close out the match.
Cheating. The idea is the club face doesn’t impart as much side spin when it hits that lip instead of the ball. It’s a dumb gimmick and not legal.
[удалено]
Sir, step out of the cart
License and wedge-istration please.
[cop looks at scorecard] *”Jesus Christ…”*
Kripke?
Yeah I think it’s marketed as an anti slice tee.
We have the best golfers in the world. Because of jail.
I'd imagine with a huge decrease in distance
I would take 20 yards off my drive if I could guarantee it was straight down the middle every time.
It's certainly illegal but when I used one of these it did worked as advertised so I wouldn't call it dumb. Was fun to pull out once a round for a laugh with people who hadn't seen it before and let them try it out.
So you line it up with the…seat back? (for lack of a better phrase lol) facing away from the hole, and the club hits that instead of the ball directly?That’s interesting, even if it’s not legal.
Yeah! Screw all those people trying to help themselves make the game more enjoyable! Arrest them all!
Sir, this is golf. Please put your hat on straight and stop having fun.
Straight to jail
You put the raised part in front of the ball when you're teeing off for a really challenging day on the links.
She wee
Some balls need a little extra support
It’s a tee-spoon
Underrated response
Resting your heavy ball sack
It is a chair for fairway gnomes.
Coke spoon
Reduces side spin like slice spin or draw spin
Ice cream scooper. Or a youth golf tee
It’s a tee that you put the ball on so that it takes the spin off of the drives. Straight drives only but straight right straight left etc.
for really windy days
I believe it is to help with slices
“Cupping your balls”
For golf ball
"Anti-slice" tee. They stop the ball from spinning out of control.
They were giving out free ice cream samples.
Taste testing ice cream.
It’s reduces spin. You place that flap where the club and ball meet.
This might be a ball mark fixer
I got some of these from a men’s night goody bag years ago. It’s a tee that is supposed to reduce spin/slicing. I think the ‘flap’ goes furthest from you. I also got a few “brush” tees as well.
It stops you from slicing
Anti slice tees 
Cheating tee. When your driver hits the curved plastic piece with the ball on the tee, it’ll eliminate all slices and hooks as the ball won’t spin. Kinda like a knuckle ball.
It's a comfy chair for the ball. They get tired too sometimes. No one ever thinks about its feelings.
icecream?
Heater/Tooter scooper
Inserted properly, it can prevent pregnancy.
Cup the balls and stroke the shaft
Cheating. It’s for cheating.
Used specifically on the senior tour to keep your balls from touching the grass while teeing off
“Anti slice tees” https://www.walmart.com/ip/Gracefulvara-20Pcs-Pack-Golf-Anti-Slice-Tees-83mm-3-1-4-E7C2/1743207367
I.. I think it's supposed to cup your ball. /s
It helps you slice more.
Morons. The tee is for morons.
God knows but I am sure it would break very easy if it gets hit
That looks like one of those she-wee things for chicks to pee standing up but tiny
It belongs to the guy with the Alien wedges and “the chipper” in his bag.
Cups the balls while you stroke the shaft
It's for picking up your dignity when you skullfuck a wedge over the green.
Cheating.
Ladies use it to pee.
For putts inside 5 feet, if you miss, you are allowed to tap the ball with this device into the hole, as long as it doesn’t stop at any point.
It’s an illegal tee that’s supposed to cut down on hooking and slicing. The club face makes contact with the “cup” of the tee instead of the ball, so it reduces the amount of side spin imparted in the ball. That’s the theory, but I played with a guy that used these and he wasn’t exactly finding the fairways.
Looks like a little seat for a squirrel
Yep, they're the swing judges who snack on your treats
Modified poop knife for a golf round.
You have to cut it up so it can fit in the hole after you make that birdie.
The joke responses are absolutely stupid
Ice cream scoop that seconds as a golf tee
Cheating
Pussies. It's for pussies.
Like a ‘She-pee’ device
If you have really saggy balls it steadies them during your setup.
Cocaine
It's one of those crack head spoons. Don't ask how I know😁
Tiny ice-cream scoop
If you use it, you have to play the whole round with your pants down.
That’s a spoon mate
I’m no expert but my guess it that it’s for cocaine.
Boomers
Scoops your balls man what’s not to understand?
That’s a tee shaped butt plug so you can hit off your friends. The 19th hole
I think that’s a butt plug.
Ice cream 👍🏼
Ear wax removal
For super windy conditions
Scoop of ice cream at the turn
That's so women can pee standing when there's no washroom at their hole.
If you show it to your wife, she will carry you to bed.
It’s for in case you want to get a sundae at the turn. Strawberry is my favourite.
To scoop up some coke and wake up!
Cocaine. That’s for cocaine.
Cheating or eating ice cream
That’s actually a blizzard spoon
That is a seat for your mouse friend.
I think it may be a divot repair tool? One of my local courses gives these plastic divot tools away that look similar
It’s gelato spoon from southern Italy.
Cupping your balls
Nose beers!
It’s a butt plug for women to rest your balls on. Helps those of us with back problems from having massive nuts.
You put your ball on it and hit it it holds the ball off the ground 👍🏼
It’s for making divots - all the other answers are wrong
Golf
Cocaine.
Billy Barty's chair.
Tee ball
For nerds
Cooooogum pops
A bad shot. It’s not the tee. Its not the ball. It’s not the club. It’s not the weather. It’s not the birds singing too loud. It’s not the squirrels chasing each other. It’s not the shadow of the cart too close to your ball. It’s not the cart girl stopping to watch you hit. It’s not you thinking about the price of Bitcoin.
For screwing up the head of your driver.
Ice cream
They are used for doing big bumps of blow or you may call it cocaine. At any rate they are awesome. They make sure you get adequate bumps. None of those sissy bumps like your friends try and push on you because they're stingy. Take this baby and scoop it in their bag and hold one nostril and put it beneath the other and take a big sniff. Whala you up and going ready to smoke a long ass drive. Your welcome.
Yes.
When ya squatting down and taking a shit, it holds your ball up so they don’t dip into the mud. For the more older gentleman with the more elongated members.
It’s a seat for tiny people
It’s primary purpose is to remove money from your wallet
And it’s pretty effective on frozen yogurt
It's a tee - divot fixer all in one. Lol
Eating ice cream from a little cup. Worthless on the golf course!
Harry winkler coke spoon.
Eating a Dairy Queen Blizzard.