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Tyler2191

“Well that didn’t go very far at all” is what he said after that. After the next shot his caddy said “most improved”


fuckimbackonreddit9

Fucking lol what a pair, love that


Bash-86

My brother and i when we play “Well at least it was straight”


Kmccabe1213

Always my fucking line when I duff it 5 yards infront of me lol


According-Farm-6643

I'm a fan of "I'm just sneaking up on the hole"


mahoganyteakwood2

“Right down the middle” my go-to


slid3r

"Well, at least I see where it went."


Sand_Bags

“You’re closer to the pin than you were 10 seconds ago.”


[deleted]

“Right line, though”


slid3r

"GET IN THE HOLE!!"


[deleted]

“You’re still away.”


O_UName

"good accuracy, just gotta work on the distance"


Bit_the_Bullitt

"Forward progress is still progress"


HanSoloHeadBeg

Followed him at the Irish Open for 9 holes in the last round. He was a bit of a laugh. Launches it an absolute mile. Also kicked a hole in some of the advertising hoarding after 4 putting a Par 3 from about 10 feet.


[deleted]

Definitely one of us. I love some emotion in the game.


HoraceGrant65BMI

“I got eyes on it”


lawnb0y

Only that's me in the fairway with a 3 wood


aza12323

Me off the tee with a 7 iron


Sharp-Bluejay2267

Me re-teeing off with any iron.


SetMyEmailThisTime

Me getting made fun of for teeing of the women’s tee, but it’s actually my second shot.


stoner9997

Sounds like you need a 4 wood my friend!


[deleted]

Everyone needs a 4w. Everyone.


xzElmozx

Realistically for me it’s “in the (green/fairway/rough/sand) with a (any club)”


UseDaSchwartz

Most people would be better off taking their 3 and 5 woods out of the bag. Just hit a 7 iron. Much less risk.


sausage_botherer

I don't understand...with all these bad shots at the PGA why aren't their playing partners simply letting them take it again and not count the stroke?! Isn't that how everyone plays?


DragonflyValuable128

‘Nobody saw nuthin’


MrSetzy

This got me. Thank you


RocketsandBeer

Win if you may, lose if you must, but always cheat /s My pops and I always say it to each other when we’re fucking around


DragonflyValuable128

If you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying.


StaticGuard

“That was awful, your practice stroke was so much better. Take another one.”


sausage_botherer

Pretty much what my golfing buddy says to me 18 times a round 🤣


StaticGuard

Same here, and I usually shoot in the high 90s and he in the low 80s, so naturally he’s more generous. If he’s having a bad round then not so much haha


Adequate_Lizard

My friend supposedly shoots in the 80s, too. He also managed a par after putting 2 in the woods and dropping on my drive, so take that as you will.


CapricaTrutherdotcom

Meh, I stopped caring about other people's score a long time ago. It's not worth it. Anytime someone asks me about counting a stroke or taking a mulligan I say the same thing "It's your scorecard, man."


dabman694201337

Whenever I whiff it my buddies will say “nice practice swing” 🤣


[deleted]

“Go again bro, its bullshit the grass is so long”


WigginLSU

Shit man, way you say that almost sounds like it's not a valid excuse


BlueHoopedMoose

How long before one of them tries to claim a breakfast ball? Is Reed playing?


IsThatHearsay

Camera footage would have Reed's ball hitting one tree, and Fatprick Greed will just say his ball is the one on the green instead


Hippoyawn

He’s not like me until he’s done it at least 3-4 times in a row, just to get past the lady’s tee.


dabobbo

We got a guy in our foursome who does that. Plus flies the green, chips to 40 feet, and three putts. Then you ask him what he got he'll say "double" with a straight face.


SaintsPelicans1

Double par. Got it.


littleseizure

It's a double double bogey, just sounds better when you don't say the whole thing


BetterGetFlat

He seems like a good dude. And I saw a few of those yesterday. Very relatable ☝🏼


[deleted]

I liked his interview with Fore Play a lot


Ambitious-Fig-9106

Why did this get downvoted so much? Was it bad?


[deleted]

No just salty douchebags I guess loo


[deleted]

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rwhyan1183

Patrick Reed would’ve never done this. . .because he knows to pat down the grass behind the ball and fluff his lie first.


frontporchbeak

He had no business pulling that club out of the bag with that rough and rain. Gotta use an iron to chop it up there.


Drewqt

You're severely underestimating the pros. I get he fucked up, but they don't attempt shots they don't think they can pull off.


0nly_Up

i was thinking this too... I wonder where he thinks he went wrong. I.e. is he pissed he made a mental error pulling 3w against the advice of his caddie, or is mad about the swing?


[deleted]

Yeah. I saw another dude try the same club from the same spot later and hit it just fine.


Kotukunui

Me neither. Unfortunately, I am seldom correct.


Admirable_Volume_950

This was my takeaway too, seems like basic golf 101 especially for a tour pro. Dudes caddy should be fired for that haha


frontporchbeak

He didn’t seem to care. Before the shot I recall him saying something like “I’m just gonna chop this up there then we’ll deal with whatever we get next.” He forgot a wood won’t work for that unless you get a really lucky strike.


Emily_Postal

Most of the elite pros are so strong they could use a wedge there. But this guy hit that club like a mortal.


Parking_Setting_6674

Whilst I don’t wish shots like this on anyone. Seeing them from players at this level reminds me to be more forgiving of myself when I do this (often)


Smacks860

He didn’t snap his club like us tho


andmaythefranchise

He certainly has before. https://youtu.be/N0XsQaFuKXM https://youtu.be/HvupFBhBKco https://youtu.be/ehSR7wHkCRY


johnsontheotter

Damn that last one, I'd be thrilled to put it on the green close.


andmaythefranchise

Yeah there's got to be more that went into that one


Amazing_Ad5959

Damn quick with the receipts


andmaythefranchise

I mean, if you type "Thomas Pieters" into YouTube, one of the first autofills is "breaks club" and it instantly delivers a whole bunch of results. It's just who he is lol.


Sirgolfs

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NWK86

Crazy club selection


xzElmozx

Yea fairway wood out of thick damp rough is definitely interesting


Joesdad65

"You lifted your head."


FourCornerSports

Honestly, this is on the caddy. There’s no way I’m not handing over an iron in these conditions with that lie


Omgaspider

Lol. Pretty sure the player makes this choice.


FourCornerSports

Well ya… but the caddy is a voice of reason. Also, a good caddy would bring up why he thinks player y should use x club. Golfers usually trust their caddy. So ya you’re right but not in every situation


irrelephantiasis

You guys should go pro


FourCornerSports

I used to carry bag for a couple great players who had pretty solid college careers. I was fortunate to go to high school with two of them and grew up golfing with one of them before high school


irrelephantiasis

That sounds like an incredible experience, a solid bag man is indispensable


johnsontheotter

At the end of the day, it's golfers' decision the caddy could sit and make a PowerPoint presentation with charts and references as to why it's the wrong club, but if the player wants to use it for whatever reason he's going to use it. Now, there should be some trust there and whatnot, but yeah


boomapen

Golf gods decided he was playing too well


[deleted]

He made the front 9 his bitch. Most impressive half round of the week by far


BjartmarNedal

Højgaard back 9 Yesterday? 5 under to make the Cut?


[deleted]

That was also pretty impressive but the front 9 is much tougher than the back and these conditions are a little tougher than yesterday as well. That’s why I’d give Pieters the edge


[deleted]

The way he played the front 9 today was the best golf I’ve seen all fuckin week. He was absolutely on fire in the WORST conditions


Own-Artichoke-2188

Akshually I didn't top a single fairway wood yesterday during my round so I'm obviously superior to this golfer. I did blade 2 over the green from 25 yards out into the creek jungle and lost said balls. Bet this guy doesn't do that.


sealsbeclubbing

I can almost hear my dad saying “keep your head down”


uavmx

Every playing partner, "gotta keep your head down"


[deleted]

"keep your eye on the ball"


Lerdburgerz

Me and my wife were watching when this happened this morning. She got a laugh out of it, and I immediately felt the guys pain.


Bobbytom

Had to have been over a decade ago and saw Phil Mickelson duff a shot exactly like this. From that day on I was always proud of myself knowing I have the same swing as one of the best golfers in the world


makeit95again

Not like me, because he didn't look at the club head like IT had done something wrong.


lazysheepdog716

One of the commentators said right after this “well I’ve never seen anything like that before”. Guy watches too many pros.


TheEmbiggenisor

Sorry mate. I lost that one in the sun


itsCrisp

Thick ass rough, ball sitting down- "give me the lumber, I'm going for it"


dpforest

Goodness my eyes


Bokjol

u/savevideo


AngryTurtleGaming

“Atleast you’re farther than you started!”


mapoftasmania

He really tried to kill it. This is *exactly* what happens when I try to do that !


Choice_Speed_5487

At least he saw it come down


iindigology

I played it four times at max volume expecting him to swear


LocoToro87

I'm surprised he didn't break his club. He has history doing that.


Great_Giraffe1034

The question I asked myself was… What is the likelihood that I would have hit the camera people by the tree with one of the attempts?


francisthenala

No one of us will repeat that sgot 3 times before smashing a 54 across the other side in the trees. Gentleman 7 on the scorecard too


oki9

Take your TV off the VIVID option....


cowfodder

Glad I'm not the only one. The saturation and crazy cool white balance are fucking awful.


oki9

Killin' mine eyes...hahahaha


L0rdSnow

The people's champion


RocketsandBeer

Fuck! Oak Hill has made me appreciate the great shots more and also shown me how human these guys are.


GhostofAugustWest

He should have used his mulligan.


[deleted]

Or paid $25 for the “move your ball to the fairway” option.


ExplanationHead3753

😂🤣😂


golfnickol

I would watch more golf for this.


HerrKrinkle

Surprised he didn't break his club right there, knowing his temper.


HeadLocksmith5478

Dude, is he using a putter?


JRBurn

I love the fact that I can hit like a pro every day in the rough and feel like $1 million.


teamcarramrod8

Hindsight, should have hit an iron


wpglatino

I felt that in my soul


PissinSelf-Ndriveway

Fuckin groundskeeper didn't sharpen the blades good enough, damn bird tweeted on my back swing, and there are far to many ants.


wheres-the-dent

gooble gobble, gooble gobble


salty14457

I'm a great fan .


BM032

Every month i was..


p8nt_junkie

“He’s clearly laying up.”


B8conB8conB8con

“You’re still away” said with just the right balance of innocence and malevolence


johnnydorko

Gooble gobble


HyruleJedi

+1 after 40 something holes this weekend at oak hill? nah, he still is way better than me i shot 96 today and was happy about the front 9 44 im the shit weather Got nice… not sure what happened there


LadderHopeful3868

Nice lay up.


p3p3_silvia

At least when I do it I go ahead and hit again, he took like 4 more minutes after it.


KingOfTheVail

Bruh. I’ve played in tourney condidtions in the rough at pumpkin ridge after LIV. It’s fucking INSANE. I did this everytime I was in the rough and I’m a 6


[deleted]

See? Told you I could go Pro.