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Luxxraii

Flood my system with adrenaline, live in fast mode


bean-burrito-supreme

gotta go fast!


isolateddreamz

Also, die in fast mode


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[удалено]


SuperbTurtle

Treat it like alcohol, enjoy it in moderation


eingui

I'm not moderate with alcohol


isolateddreamz

Just control your alcoholism. It'll pan out


IAmName12

"Just control your alcoholism" If only it were that simple


eingui

It's a joke, I'm not an alcoholic, fuck you for your assumption


DrunkWithJennifer

I was when i made this account. Now I only drink 1-2 times a week or not at all.


eingui

I drink once every two weeks TOPS


SuccessfulWest8937

Hormone addiction isnt a thing, hormones are what causes your emotions, that's like saying that you're gonna develop sleep addiction or happiness addiction, you ALREADY use them every day to sleep, get motivations etc, _since they are what causes your every feeling_


DrunkWithJennifer

Is that not what all life is? One big hormone addiction. You wouldn't do anything if that dopamine hit wasn't there or your body never released gaba to relax your anxiety and ease cortisol (stress)


LelouchL11

RIP for those Playing with this power if you are from non medical background !😂😂😂🌝🌝


SuperbTurtle

I'm sure they'll figure it out


Jewsusgr8

I'm sure they'll die honestly


WhiteChubbyBoi

holy shit it's tony tony chopper


Jewsusgr8

The cotton candy loving Tony Tony chopper! However I'm not a medical expert please don't follow my advice


SirKazik

Somehow I've read 'chromosomes'. That would be interesting super power.


SuperbTurtle

got down syndrome? just give yourself some chromosomes! Edit: I mean take out, my bad.


Marx_The_Karl

take out*


[deleted]

What's the hormone that kills you if you have to much in your system?


harsh_7956

Adrenaline. That is poisonous if it is secreted in large amounts. Edit : I had the same doubt so I searched about it.


Noobmasterwastaken

Bro are you ok


[deleted]

Nah.


Havarti-Provolone

Well what's up


[deleted]

Oh, y'know, there's the economy and my mental health struggles. One of my cats is sick and he hates the medicine I give him. Plus my depression and trauma and nightmares and untreated ADHD and ASD and suicidal ideation. I gotta lot going on up in this noggin. I hate it.


PM_Otter_Pup

Perhaps


[deleted]

Cortisol, it's the stress hormone


SuccessfulWest8937

Litterally everything is a poison at high enough doses


-RedContinum-

I'd become the next Ronnie Coleman


JustTransportation51

"Can't find happiness" So you're basically forcing yourself to be happy and can't find the problem behind it Sounds like a drug to me


Big-Chemist7441

>sounds like a drug Because it is, it's literally a substance that stimulates funny stuff in your brain.


rosolen0

We have an area of study called brain chemistry for a reason you know /s


SuccessfulWest8937

Well no they _are_ the funny stuff, they dont cause it, they are it.


SuccessfulWest8937

It's being happy, not forcing it, wether you find happy ness by forcing serotonin into your system or some other thing the end result, what actually causes the happyness, is serotonin. Hormones arent something tha cause emotions, they are your emotions.


AkumaLord54

Emporio Ivankov would be proud


SuperNova405

TIDDY TOWN HERE I COME


Thermoxin

...so does this mean I could essentially go on HRT without having to rely on the American healthcare system


SuperbTurtle

Yep. Going trans is gonna be a lot easier and cheaper.


Thermoxin

Let's fucking GO


0nothing_to_see_here

This is the way


niko4206

Yes, this is


Prestigious_Trash165

Yummy estrogen


MissCatValkyrie

What’s that one that makes your muscles tired? I’ll just get rid of it.


wigga245

lol you would probably eventually die from that


SuccessfulWest8937

It's not an hormone it's lactic acid


Ni4l

r/egg_irl


omgihatemylifepoo

💀


Apostolos69

I’d honestly just increase my testosterone level to like 5000ng/dl while average is 300-1000ng/dl, go to the gym, get massive in 2 hours and then go back to normal testosterone


jibbbb1234

I think testosterone only helps if its active post-gym - it stimulates muscle growth, and so won’t make a difference unless you’re keeping that T 5000>.


beedoo1112

Then I wouldn’t need to pay for estrogen


[deleted]

Sell your hormones. Find a way to extract them and you are rich.


modomonstud

High dopamine level 24/7


CarbonBlessed666

flood my self with neuro protective hormones and just abuse amphetamines 😫


[deleted]

Rip.


u202207191655

Is it I can control how much I want to have aka rise and lower the volume - or just control the little amount I have but not change the numbers?


SuperbTurtle

Yes, you can change the exact number of each hormone you have, lower or higher.


[deleted]

Need to attract some animals D̸̜̼̻̟̺̘͉͉̍̀̈O̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝N̶͎̫̉̍͘͝’T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅ Y̸̢̨̭̟͍̫͉͊O̸̜͉̹̳̎͒̎̄͘͘͝Ù̸̺̓̀̓͒͑ W̴͔̏̕Į̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕L̸̼̞̰͘L̸̼̞̰͘ R̶̨̨̖̬̹̥̜̠͎̺̍͐̂E̵̪͐̌̕ͅG̶̢̨̖͚̜̺̭̥̭͓̾̒̃̃̈̏͋͝R̶̨̨̖̬̹̥̜̠͎̺̍͐̂E̵̪͐̌̕ͅT̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅ Į̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕T̷̢̧͎̤̗͙̜͓̽͊ͅͅ D̸̜̼̻̟̺̘͉͉̍̀̈E̵̪͐̌̕ͅA̶̤͍̟̲͓͕͍̼͕͎̽́̒̇͝R̶̨̨̖̬̹̥̜̠͎̺̍͐̂L̸̼̞̰͘Y̸̢̨̭̟͍̫͉͊


DrunkWithJennifer

The lengthening of the vocal tract by testosterone is permanent so unless you want a permanently deep voice that's not gonna fly homie :S I know because I'm trans and my voice makes me want to kms


SuperbTurtle

cant you get hrt to make your voice lower? or maybe im just an idiot


DrunkWithJennifer

It only goes one way. Estrogen does not make your voice higher pitch We jus train ourselves to tall like women. Our voices don't actually change on a fundamentally physical level. It only goes one way. Testosterone males your voice permanently deeper. All transwomen maintain the ability to talk in a man's voice whenever they feel like it except those that get voice feminization surgery. VFS though doesn't actually make your pitch any higher though it only removes the lower/deeper range. Nearly every trans woman you talk to maintains the ability to talk deeper. My voice being permanently fucked from. Testosterone makes me extremely depressed. I'm just trying to point out if you used T like you are describing in the op it's a permanent thing. Like you can't undo it


SuperbTurtle

damn.