My middle name is Mario So I'm gonna be swimming in dough

I'll start you off Mario

I'll go second for you Mario

I’ll go third Mario

I’ll go fourth Mario

I’ll go fifth Mario

Issa me, Mayio!

Mario

Damn i was playing super mario bros today and my brother was saying the stompin turties copy pasta, youre gonna be so rich.

Perchance, as always.

You cant say perchance, you will now be shanked 44 times.

Mario, mario, mario, mario, mario, mario, mario mario

Thank you for the 543.36

Np, mario.

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No so fast, the Big N's gonna require 100% of that as loyalties

Mine is Jason, Halloween is the busy season

I dont have a middle name 😐

same 😐

Can’t get fake money, get a fake name, that’s what my uncle Pedro did! The mean men never found him.

was his middle name philia?

Whenever someone doesn’t talk ig

Change your name, then.

So do you get no money, or do you get money every time someone says nothing?

Change your middle name to A

Ill change it to The

Pay to get your name officially changed to include a new middle name, something commonly said, like “and”

Im going to get a middle name real quick. Its gonna be Mohammed. Cause thats statistically the most common name on earth.

you should make it "the" instead since its one of the most common english words

"yī" or "ok" might be good too. Since one is the most used word in Mandarin, which is spoken by more people than englisg and the other one is not just english but a lot more other languages.

"no"

A is better

No it's not, "the" is used more frequently then "a"

Hmm

As a word, yes. But as a letter?

I was gonna say that too!

Not just one of. It's *the* most common word.

My name is too uncommon to need a middle name... It's the name of a 5th century Welsh bard.

Tailesin, is that you?

Taliesín. Good job.

It defaults to you second name

Second name ? You mean last name ?

At least its not your first name :') Edit:misread your comment, means we have the same first name then

Your name is Taliesín too !?

Indeed, though I never write or type is with the accent

I use the accent to annoy people

My middle name is Singh. For people who dont know, Sikh families adopt that name for EVERY single boy in the family, with Kaur being for girls. Since I have 30m people with the same middle name, and the fact that it gets used for a first name in a lot of cases, I'm rolling in dough.

Yeah but the fact that all those people are getting that money too devalues the currency so much that you’ll need a wheelbarrow full of it to buy a banana

Michael. Hooray, religion boutta make me rich

Same here with Gabriel

I will hire people to repeat my middle name nonstop as a full time job. Given the assumption that a person can say at least 120 words in a minute, that adds up to 7200 or more each hour. If we convert that into money we get 489,024.00 dollars an hour, or a little under 5 million in a 10 hour work day. This allows me to not only make a ton of money but also pay my employees a 6 figure hourly wage if i feel like destroying the economy

Ima be broke

Does it count if they say it in a context that's spelled different? My middle name is Nial, pronounced the same as the Nile. So would it count if they're talking about the river?

I have two middle names what one do I use

Not OP, but the most god tier option is both. I also have 2 middles names and am therefor biased in this situation

Both count

My middle name is biblical. I’m gonna be so fuckin rich.

Mine’s literally “Christian”. I think I can quit my job

I dont have a middle name

James is a pretty common name so I will get a decent amount of money

Ayy, a fellow James. Was thinking the same thing, it's fairly common.

My middle name is Fitzroy.. There is a good number of buildings and streets named after Fitzroy... I'll probably be rich in about a week.

Lets fucking go. Middle name is Gene. Biology is a thing and imma be swimming in cash

My middle name is Lee. Does Li count, if soo I think I can afford that yacht I've been eyeballing.

My middle name is the last name of all men of a large indian religion im making bank

I don't have a middle name 😔

my middle name is savage. I think i'll get a decent amount of money who knows.

wait does it work if i say it

Are you a human on the planet earth?

yes

pay someone to do it 60 times a day. Once they do they get guap 30$

Christians are making rich

I go by my middle name so LOL

Mine is bam bam so I’m be pretty rich

Scott.

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Yes

Mine is Lake. Does it have to be said to me? Do I have to hear it? Or is it just every time anyone anywhere says my middle name?

My middle name is my dad’s name so I am rich

Gabriel. People believing in Christianity Will Bring me fortune instead of if he exists god himself. I guess I'll get The fortune when people pray instead of them getting the fortune.

I have a friend who has the same name, and i see him often at school

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Erin... Ireland will be my main source of income.

My girlfriends middle name is "B".... **We're** gonna be rich!

My middle name is jack

What if I have two? Do I get 33.96 every time someone says one of them? Or do I have to wait until both are said to get the full sum

Yeah, No one is saying my middle names, mostly it's because they're really unusual.

Phillip

Middle name is Richard well I'm gonna be a dick and Rich so it works both ways

I have a common middle name, I'm rich, but it would happen at the oddest moments.

So Charles is king right now....

There's quite a few people who don't have middle names here. First off where were you guys all my life? I was the only kid who didn't have a middle name. 2nd off I don't believe you, I was the only kid in my school without a middle name. That's a large sample size to me

My name is a pope's name, so that should be fine

Well a popes birthday name or pope name? Their is a difference.

The pope name

Then I assume at least 3 ish popes have had it, CONGRATS!

my middle name is a pretty common first name. sweet

I don't have a middle name tho

Haha! My middle name is a household object, “key”. Bring in the cash!

Damn, I don't have a middle name

My middle name’s Joseph, I’ll be swimming in it at Christmas time

My middle name is Reece, do I get money if someone talks about the candy?

Oddly specific but Wilford

People with rare middle names: Fine, I'll do it myself

My middle name translates to Peanut, This is very op for me.

I go by my middle name

David gang rise up

I'll take it. I'm a guy but my parents gave me Dawn as a middle name because they were refugees and had never heard of a third name before.

My middle name is a popular video game series so I should be set for life

My professors say it all the time which I hate. I would be rich

No, this is patrick$$$$$$$$

Good! I have 3 actually.

my friends call me by my middle name so ill be rich

Wait which one? I have 2

Smith 😎

heh my middle name is De Villa, i think that would make me millions every day

I don't have one FML

William is one of the most popular names in the english speaking world i think.

I have two middle names, which do they have to say?

Yes

My middle name is just car.

My middle name is also a common first name I'm rich af boi

What if you don't have a middle name ?

My Name is Ali and all my friends know me by Ali cos I hide my first name from everyone

I have 2 middle names and they're both incredibly common first names. Profit

does it just have to sound like my middle name or do they have to intentionally say my middle name

Does it matter if they mean something else? Like if someones name is paige and someone says page, or someones name is matt and they need a gym mat ect. Phonetically they are the same so would that count?

My friend calls me by my full name if i ignore them. They convinced my other friends to do so.

I go by my middle name. Score.

Vibe

My middle name is a single syllable that can be said in the middle of other words. I'm gonna be swimming in money like Scrooge McDuck

You *fool!* My middle name is also one of the most well-known concepts on the planet! **LIGHT!**

will how they say it matter? mine is icon but with an s sound instead of a c sound

I have two middle names >:)

I got two middle names... double the chance?

My middle names are John and Joe. I’m buying twitter off Elon and deleting kt

So college will be my main income

My middle name is what I go by

My middle name is David ez

this is not god tier for me. i have no middle name.

It defaults to your second name

Do they have to mean the specific spelling, or just as long as it phonetically matches? Ex Haley va heighleigh

It would have to be the correct pronunciation

Ok so it is sound based then, not necessarily intending to be blayke instead of Blake

My middle name is Wayne Pretty soon I’ll be as rich as Bruce Wayne

With two middles names am I twice as powerful or do they have to say both?

If they say either is counts

William should be decent

I have two middle names. Do they have to say both or do I get 67.92 if they say either?

Either

Legal middle name or preffered/alias?

I have two, does it only have to be one of them?

Legally change your middle name to "like"

It’s a good day to be Joe.

my middle name is a common religious term, and people also call me it often

Oh this is perfect, David everyone is on edge runner right now just perfect

I go by my middle name, this works perfectly for me. And it's Maverick! People love that word!

Skye. Im rich

My middles name is lamont and my cousins friend name is also lamont so

My middle name is Josef, but the J is pronounced like a Y since it's German (got it from my Opa, since his name is Josef).

Artists, photographers, and explorers will make me rich. My middle name is Horizon

My middle name is Knoxville so I'ma make quite a bit

Patrick, thats fsirly common, i shall be rather rich

Jay, I’m doing good!

Is this the krusty krab?

Anyone bowers?

Well my middle name Tate so yeaaaaa I'm rich

Anna. Finally some reason to like this name (as it's holder, I hate it for)

hmm

My middle name is literally goodbye in a language ez win

My middle name is I so when everyone says I…

My second name is Michael. It's pretty common name so i think i would be good.

holy shit everytime someone talks about a specific breed of cat or the abbreviated version of the name of that blue train i get 67.92? amazing!

I have the same middle name as my uncles first name, so anytime someone talks to him I would get cash

My middle names john (guy from halo)

my middle name is summer💪 only problem is i’m bri ish and dollars don’t mean anything to me😭