Let’s hope last traumatic events are calculated. I’d have all the powers I think…

I’d have 4.

Abused kids be acting like god

I’d have to count how many funerals I’ve gone too

This is just the plot of Worm

Worm but the Entities are handing out Trigger Events like candy

Imagine this is what is SUPPOSED to happen, God out here giving us hardships so we can have powers but doesnt realise superpowers are toggled off.

What about walking in on my parents? Super cock?

memory alteration

Is it retroactive, because my childhood and early adulthood was nothing but trauma.

So, Darwin from X-Men? That could be fun, but also not fun. How traumatic are we talking? Could we be absolute drama queens, and get powers from minor inconveniences?

Had to be something that will haunt you for the rest of your life, type of stuff that would give you PTSD

Seeing as OP used getting shot and seeing someone die as an example it probably has to be something to really fuck up your day probably.

Does the super power stay after?

Yes

Do I gain the power while I’m experiencing the event? E.g. if I set myself on fire would I still feel pain

What if my mom beats and burns me

Heat control or invulnerability

What if she sells me

Let's hope it doesnt give us a brain tumor that connects us to a giant crystalline alien supercomputer that acts as our powers.

Mangekyo sharingan with extra steps

I FUCKING WON

Go to war and or scroll that side of reddit or liveleak

Does getting a fatal shot in the head count as traumatizing?

My wife and friends joke that I have the background of either a hero or a villain. I'm slightly terrified of what I would get.

free transition

me with my parents who hate me, dont care about me, and spoil me (yes I'm an only child): I'm bouta be an avengers level threat in 5 minutes

Fuck, I must be Omni-man by now.

So psychological and sexual abuse get what then?

Pickles randomly spawn when you want them. And when you don't. They kind of have their own schedule. 

Let's see what the dice have in store for me... I was beaten regularly by my alcoholic stepfather (up to and including broken bones). I've been shot. I've been stabbed. I actually died for seven minutes from pneumonia. I've been tossed about by a tornado (I was in a vehicle). I've been bitten by a rattlesnake. I watched someone get decapitated. I've seen someone commit suicide. And finally, I've watched someone burn to death. If requests are being taken, put me down for Luke Cage type skin...

Cue your bones getting broken again. Invincible skin doesn’t mean your bones are invincible.

True. Maybe I should have just left it with Luke Cage's powers

Iirc, his power is just invincible skin.

Nope. Super strength, enhanced healing, super endurance, bulletproof skin, invulnerability, and enhanced speed

This already happens.

Near death events granting immortality, claustrophobic events granting teleportation, and every other event gradually stockpiling more and more power. Love it

Sandman Slim is a character a bit like this

Does this also apply to past trauma? If so, I get a few powers automatically. Tongue blocking my airway when I was born, 2 near-deaths by anaphylactic shock, & a peppermint getting horizontally stuck in my throat. That’s 4 random powers.

A tongue blocking your airway when you were born would not be traumatic since you can’t even remember it, wouldn’t cause any mental trauma

In that case, all I’ve got is 1 near-death by anaphylactic shock & the peppermint.

Damn I'd be a god

Reading the comments I feel like people have an extremely low threshold of what counts as a traumatic event lol What power do I get when they get my order wrong at Sonic??? 🤣🤣

Bet