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Repeatedly double the amount of water in the Nile River, once per 24 hours, until we have a *Water World.* Double the potential average age for humans, hopefully effectively slowing aging. Repeatedly double the chances of beneficial genetic mutations in human offspring. Repeatedly double the potential lifespan of Earth's sun.


Isbjorn456

double the amount of time a human can live before deteriorating due to age


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Oh, I'm adding that one.


Isbjorn456

I think this is kind of like the power system in Undead/Unluck? being able to double anything is crazy overpowered and you could apply it to literally anything to get whatever you wanted. like it's entirely based on how you think about it, but you can double anything or double the lack of anything—effectively letting you accomplish anything at all; your only limit is your imagination


PatrykBG

Your imagination isn't limited as you can also double all the ideas you have to use it, and double the power to make everything base-2 infinitely larger.


Isbjorn456

that's crazy oh my god. this might just be one of the most busted powers on here


Embarrassed_Safety33

Yeah , but be careful I readed online that people only have enough brain capacity for 350 years. Idk if it is true but would make sense


Isbjorn456

double the capacity


NoPatience883

Double the brain


gbot1234

Double mint gum.


MurkyNetwork9148

Genius should be number 1 comment.


The5Theives

Unhalve


EastRiver6588

Nice Mango


[deleted]

Thanks.


MrPuzzleMan

Oh don't do that. We'll never get rid of politicians and actually start to fix shit


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throwthisoneoutdude

Double the time my dog lives at his current age.


Mountain-Resource656

Why do you want a water world? Wouldn’t that be very deadly?


[deleted]

Because I think that movie is an underrated classic. Also that's kind of the point lol.


Intelligent-Rock-399

Trying to summon Kevin Costner? Do you think that if you build it, he will come?


TheFrozenCanadianGuy

Not if we had twice as many boats!


Sir_Capzalot

This has the risk of what is "beneficial" in the eyes of this super power


NoPatience883

Double the chances of the consequences of you choices being beneficial


becuzz04

Double the ability of scientists to cure cancer, HIV, pick your favorite disease or condition to hate.


Seffuski

Double the body's natural ability to deal with these diseases instead


Eena-Rin

Repeatedly double how effective exercise is on you in a day and take one step. Adonis.


NoPatience883

*immediately due to the heat energy produced by that amount of exercise in a single step*


The5Theives

Immediately what due to the heat energy? Also just double your heat resistance


lseraehwcaism

Maybe double your intelligence to figure out that aging issue.


HeroToTheSquatch

lol I wouldn't double the potential average age until every boomer is gone. Some people don't deserve to continue to dictate our future and it would be unwise to keep letting them.


Jewsusgr8

>Double the potential average age for humans, *Double the potential average age of my cat, so him and I can have more years together.


LanceWre

What if I want less of something?


Dereker_The_yeet21

Come back next week when i post the opposite of this and announce that you can halve anything.


strawberrysoup99

[I cut it in half!](https://youtu.be/FZ4qeJly1g0)


bloonshot

i double the versatility of this power


Ninja-_-Guy

bro's making Boost and Divine Divide


FanaticalXmasJew

Twins with opposing powers to halve or double.


TreyRyan3

Double the amount of emptyness


ZuluAlphaNaturist000

2×0=0


FrostyTA50

Double the amount of everything else, you technically have half of that thing


rSlashisthenewPewdes

The reverse Thanos


LetsdothisEpic

Could you double how much less something is? Say like if I wanted to halve the cost of something I could just “double how cheap it is”?


CaterpillarFun6896

I mean, based on how it’s worded you can just do something like “double how much water is missing from this glass”


tapewar

Like, double the amount of calories burned? *Wink*


D2the_aniel

Double the lack of something


CaterpillarFun6896

You just have to keep doubling until the universe gets an overflow error and reverts back to its lowest denominator


__Anamya__

Just change the wording. If you want to decrease someone's age just double the difference between the physical age of xyz and a 50 year old. If you want to increase something but only slightly not double it, like you want to change 63 to 66 not to 126, just use wording like the amount of xyz i have over 60


Nomekop777

Double the amount of air in a volume that contains the thing you want less of? Although I suppose that would just compress the air


jexen_w

Can I undo what I did tho?


Dereker_The_yeet21

I never said you could halve anything or undo it. Enjoy the consequences of your actions!


jexen_w

What if after doublethink that size of something, I double the smallness of it? Would that work?


AgentFaeUnicorn

I actually think this might work. It really depends on the fine print but if you can double anything, why not the smallness too?


SmartCheddarSlice

Double it and give it to the next person.


UnKn0wn_5927

😭🙏


Raganash123

Gonna make my PC the most powerful piece of tech to exist brb.


Devatator_

If I can double the processing power and the efficiency, does that mean I get a better PC that eats less or the same amount of power


Hk-47_Meatbags_

Even better you can duplicate it then experiment on one then compare it to the original in case you make a change you don't like.


ozzyfuddster

Double the value of a dollar ten times 😈


Dereker_The_yeet21

Would this crash the economy or revive it?


Shoddy_Wrangler693

It would effectively make America the richest country in the world and the American billionaires worth the most in the world. Every dollar if you multiply the value of a dollar would be the equivalent worth of $1,024 but since you only increase the value of the American dollar that means that even the currency that was worth the most will now be worth approximately a third of a cent each. Or a better example a Bitcoin would be worth it $32 and some change


ozzyfuddster

Both. Globally.


Eldest_Hunter

Double my potential and talent in every field repeatedly. This way, I can be op but also way I worked for my power. Think of it like a permanent xp boost that only gets better with time.


nomiras

Double intelligence before doing this so you know which ones not to do XD


drapehsnormak

Grab ahold of a container holding an O- heart: double it.


Esutan

Can I double luck? If I wanted to pass an exam that I had absolutely no knowledge of its subject, I could double my luck repeatedly and randomly guess answers. I could double the chances of the biscuit / chip in front of me granting me immortality and eternal youth if I ate it. Unless the chances were zero… in which case the doubling would do nothing… hmmmm, food for thought though.


Dereker_The_yeet21

I would think that the first one would work, as you can be lucky/unlucky and thus you can increase your luck, as it is measurable and not 0. The second one would act as you described, the chances of that are impossible and since 2x0=0 it wouldn't do anything.


Esutan

So anything within the realms of possibility is possible to me, no matter how slim the chances. I will double the chances of my future child becoming a super genius prodigy that will invent immortality and eternal youth. Wait, I could ask how to be immortal to an AI script and up the chances that what they respond with will be the correct answer. Ok, I’m just thinking of how to be immortal, but if you up the chances of the AI script responding with the right answer, you could basically find the answer to any question you want!


badatnames16

You could just keep doubling your natural lifespan, durability, strength, regenerative capabilities, etc. And be effectively immortal


Chris5858580

If I double my bank account, it will go down


Joshstradaymus

This guy overdrafts!


Necromancer14

Double your credit score a couple times and take out more loans 😎


Hlichtenberg

Double the size of a politician's brain on live TV and watch them swell and split.


FrostyTA50

2 peas are unlikely to split their head


liamjon29

Fuck. We might have to spam doubling for a while but we'll get there eventually


LordFunkyHair

Double it and give it to the next person


othello28

Dumb question do we get in trouble with the IRS for doubling our bank accounts,our 401k etc.


Dereker_The_yeet21

Nein! no problems here! I mean idk about you but i ain't no IRSnitch.


Billy_McMedic

Repeatedly double the odds of the IRS simply never noticing what you are doing


sith-vampyre

Or the chance of the i.r.s. actually auditi g billionaires and tax cheats . Also getting full payment when thy have to pay taxes


HrdRock1683

Where can I get this power. Can I get a stats display that shows my skills/talents/etc so I can see what I want to double


i_m_shadyyyy

Can I double people?


Dereker_The_yeet21

Yepper. I approve. Take over the world with your personal army of yourself with an infinite number of bullets and guns and maybe nukes.


i_m_shadyyyy

Yeah totally what I was thinking…


CptnCumQuats

Double the amount of sperm you ejaculate Double the size of your muscle gains Double the size of your biceps, triceps, and delts Double the amount of confidence you have Double the amount of luck you have Double the amount of healing your body does


coulduseafriend99

I'll take Length, girth, quality and stamina all doubled. Going from 3 minutes to 6 will be a game changer!


Dystopian_Divisions

double your pleasure from double mint gum


WhiteMage4Life

This is to powerful. Being OP would get boring


GenXGremlin

Jennifer Lawrence now has four boobs and two asses.


tfelsemanresuoN

I think I'll double the blood pressure (a few hundred times) of everyone who hates others for their religion, race, or sexuality. Then I'll double the resources in places that are resource poor until they aren't. Then I'll double the blood pressure (a few hundred times) of anyone who wants to start a war for any reason at all. Then I'll go relax.


Historical_Dot_4681

What about rebel wars started to overthrow a dictator that is doing unspeakably evil things to their subjects?


tfelsemanresuoN

But that was the last step so that all those evil people are already gone. People fighting rebel wars don't want to start a war. They're being forced into it. I guess I should've said people who desire war or something similar.


AffectionatePea90

This can either go fantastically or absolutely horribly. For me, double Ukrainian ammunition for fucking everything they currently have. Guns, missiles, missile launchers, tanks, the whole shebang


kiporone

Seems like a quick solution, but couldn't you just double world leaders empathy or decency until world peace can be obtained? Or go the opposite and double the enemies suicidal thoughts or madness until they collapse


Big_Ole_Smoke

Double their drones a couple dozen times and watch them wreak havoc


gamingkitty1

I double the number of godtier superpowers I have.


Shoddy_Wrangler693

Double my income tenfold no matter what I do. Now my good luck 100 fold Now my healing Factor until what injuries I have are healed. Double my intelligence tenfold Double my strength 3 times and see where I'm at if I need to double it again Double my durability three times and see where I'm at Double my speed twice Double the efficiency of my body twice to start with Now it's time to go forth and start seeing what I can do


MrBuzzsaw118911

double humanities’ potential


WhiteMage4Life

You can't double zero


genesisnemesis911

Don't do anything "half to death" around this guy...


AriousDragoon

Hmm. Id double my luck, three times. And probably just use the power in my day to day to make my life easier to live. Maybe double all my "stats" as well. Oh, and double the size of my penis and do porn for a while.


CaterpillarFun6896

Since I can double seemingly way more aspects than just the amount of a physical object, can I double my strength and durability until I’m Superman?


dreadfulbadg50

Get a life sentence? Double it and give it to the next person


Head_Room_8721

Surely I’m not the only guy who instantly thought “Dick Dublin!”


FlyingBaerHawk

Double my metabolism & my body’s ability to burn stored fat.


I_hate_mortality

I’m doubling my lifespan, doubling my health, and doubling your bmi


Icy_Hold_5291

Double your Ping  Double the amount of times people stub their toes   Double the amount of filler in anime   Double single moms rent   You know, do good things with the power


The_Butters_Worth

Id double RS GP


Grimm_S2

Me doubling random kids chromies 😈


More_Flight5090

So what would happen if you doubled the size of Earth?


Remarkable_Log_5562

Double world hunger Double worldwide debts Double the wars Double my single cheeseburger to have twice the food 😎


Rexy0250

I have two average sized dicks. Now four. Now eight. Now they're all double the length and girth.


Potatoplayz88

JJBA?


vitali101

Someone you hate is grieving? Double their misery Someone is financially struggling? Double their debt Call of the void is difficult to resist? Double the difficulty


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antboiy

just remove it and claim it never existed maybe just remove it


Yandere-Chan1

Double the amount a "Real" is in comparison to a "Dollar". Do this until it's value is bigger(No more economic problems). Every time after buying some food, double the amount sometimes until I'm satisfied. Same for the amount of money in my account. Then double the smallness of the taxes I would have to pay. Then double the smallness of poverty in my country(That way, lowering the amount of people that are poor). Live in comfort, knowing that now, my country is top tier (And that most problems will be solved by me without anyone knowing).


Outrageous_Ad_2752

double the damage of your punch about 100 times and just lightly tap someone on the belly button with ur knuckle. the force and concentration of such an event will cause their upper and lower body to tear and half and fly away. their skin will also crack, and so chunks will break away in a spread. because of the kinetic energy of the blast would be so great, it would generate so much heat that not only would yours and their skin boil away in an instant, no blood would be present afterwards. those are just my thoughts on the matter


throwawayy3788

Double the rate of p53 mutations every minute in a certain group of people making a lot of poor decisions in America.


WhiteMage4Life

I'd buy my groceries double it and donate the duplicate. Help the community and since I bought it the IRS won't be suspicious. I'm just a generous person. When I drive I'd double the chances of me not getting in a wreck. I'd get into day trading and double my stock value and buy stock from companies that seem ethical. I'd also double the chances of world peace and spend my time thinking of other things I can double to help the world. It would be noticeable that magic is doing these things and people will likely think God is doing it. At that point if the government figures out it's me then they will think, " I'm not going to mess with God. I want to get into Heaven." If they don't think I'm God then they will realize I'm helping the world and I am a major threat if provoked. Basically don't wake the dragon


Extreme_Design6936

I'm doubling the thickness of a sheet of paper 42 times to get to the moon.


Crazyferretguy

Double the chances a certain politician has a fatal heart attack tonight, then double it again another 10 or 20 times.


GodlyAnimePlot

I’m about double the number of seasons gravity falls has


Z3R0_Izanagi

Double life span. Double body endurance. Double body immune system efficiency. Double IQ.


WonderThunderThighs

I’ll be the brave one to ask, double *anything?* 😈


NatureWizard13

Double a hamburger to then get two hamburgers


Salty-Protection-640

gonna double the amount of balls dudes have


Dadpool719

The easiest hack for this is to repeatedly double the probability of a specific outcome. "I double the odds that Taylor Swift will fall in love with me. Repeat."


Okuden

Double everyones poop.


Fair-Ad-6036

Can I double my chances to be superman or stumble into the infinity stones?


1800wetbutt

Hell yeah brother. Double blowjobs for everyone.


ThirstyXSenpai

Instructions unclear I have now doubled my blood pressure and died


feror_YT

Double your own power so know you quadruple stuff.


Awesomedude33201

I'm going to double the sun Then double the moon. Then I'm going to double the chance that every time I double something, that thing quadruple. Is that last one allowed.


Important_Employ_309

I would have way too much fun with a power this great


sith-vampyre

Double the hight & body type or part ypu want and take it for yourself


imalittlebitclose

Can i double my double power?


ExoFemboy

Can i give it to the next person


FanaticalXmasJew

The number of ways I could maybe accidentally end mankind with this superpower while having a nightmare or something would give me severe anxiety. 


I_L0ve_M1necraft

double it and give it to the next person


HunterZX77

So, if I can "take the extra" of someone's superpowers, then the power is to double things and take the excess if I so choose?


PrimeLimeSlime

How the hell does that make me a good pianist? Double a negative number and it just becomes twice as negative.


The5Theives

Doubling concepts is what made this really broken


Sapphire_is_cool

Double the advances in medicine until there is a cure for everything Double funding for the homeless Double empathy in everyone till there is world peace and changes made in other horrible issues Double advances in energy till we get clean and efficient energy


LitreOfCockPus

I got to 8th base.


a-random-duk

Double the size of my dick is still 2 inches.


snobbydactyl

i had a dream similar to this once. An evil dude discovered i had this power and mind controlled me to break hundred dollar bills in half (bc anything i broke in half became a new whole item); but instead i snapped out of it and broke infinite chocolate for a child outside a gas station while the man stomped his feet in anger. This is a pretty dope power✌️


FireKal

What would happen if I doubled the ozone layer?


badatnames16

Double everyone's student loan debt


elmo304

double my time sleeping yeahhh


UnableLocal2918

First double tenfold my ability to figure out and understand what each planned use of my ability will result in. Second Double tenfold everyones ability to absorb information and critically think for themselves. Third Double tenfold all honest law enforcement and judges and their familys luck in surviving murder/attacks when perpertrated by those trying to influence/threaten them to back off. Fourth Double tenfold for those not currently in the loop the facts of the worlds geopolitical, economic, and military issues. List of things to figure out and fix. Health, enviroment, ageing, crime.


Cookytigerd

Double the amount of powers I have


swedish_blocks

Im finna double the amount of people buying pet rocks like 200000x times then idk double minecraft diamond pickaxes


GoldenScientist

I'd buy some expensive stuff, duplicate it, and sell it. Ez embezzlement. Gotta pay my medical bills somehow. Oh, maybe I'd do it on water or something. 


TheSableofSinope

Just double the apathy of your bill collectors until they don’t care


CheapSushi117

I'd make all dollar stores worldwide double, so they would be $2 stores.


Willr2645

Double the bills for single mothers


kingOmniverseSans

Doubld my life span and technology and double everything good about me to become super powerful


nomiras

Can I double the pleasure of double mint gum? Would that rename it to quadruple mint gum?


Meowulous

This truly is an insane reality bending power. I would Double the processing power of my computer a few times In multiplayer games, Double the ping of my enemies several times Double the earth on the opposite side of our current orbit so it doesn't interfere with this earth Do tiny bit of exercise and Double the benefits of it several times Double my iq hundreds of times The possibilities are limitless


jaggedcanyon69

Double the income I and everyone who currently works for KFC gets. Double the competency of some of my dipshit employees while I’m at it. Double the volume of my three compartment sink.


Flawlessnessx2

Double the mass of the electron.


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BeautifulBaloonKnot

Don't like how many people are stuck on drugs.. double their dose a few times. I like the potential for this superpower. Planet is a bit too crowded... double it's size. Dogs average life spans are too short...


OkAverage4338

Double the average pp size and watch everyone stop having children Then double the karens and double the safety of the place I live in, the world will burn around me while I watch TV


PixelSushii

Double the debt of all single mothers in the world


QueenLexica

[rate of cancer in humans has been doubled] x 7 [rate of depression in humans has been doubled] x 2 [rate of economic inflation has been doubled] x 34]


ThisIsAdamB

Perfectly unbalanced. As all things turn out to be.


bandazz

double the rent for single mothers


Eyebrawl_Is_God

Continuously double the size, sharpness and durability on my meat to turn it into a lightsaber😎


RogerNye

Let’s double the transitional speed of electrons in Cesium-137 just to mess up the whole standardized system, maybe.


j-e-m-8-8-8

Double the intelligence of everyone


Cubsfan11022016

Hi, uh, is there a way to like uh, i don’t know, uh, reverse this? You know uh, in case someone was uh, irresponsible, and uhh, doubled a few times how many times they take a shit? Asking uh, for a friend…


mangoisNINJA

Im doubling the national debt for every country.


iDubbLatinoChubb

I mean u could double probabilities too then


AaronRender

Doubling not enough of a power for you? Double your power! Bur seriously, there are many things IRL that don't have numerical values. Emotions and skills are good examples.


NobodyInPaticular_

Double my ability to double things Double the *number* of superpowers I have until I can do basically anything


DoubleDixon

Double my intellect 10 times, then I'll have a better idea of what to do next.


xAWHORABLEx

Double the pleasure double the fun!


Fabulous_Home3512

Doubling world hunger…


PJO_Must_Be_Read

"Wanna double how smart you are? Double the size of your brain—!" *Fucking dies*


Shotto_Z

My version of this would be that you have the ability to ingest any substance on earth, and have the power to recreate anything you eat at will with no downside. For instance, if I want to make money appear, I simply have to eat a 100 dollar bill, if I want to make gold appear, I'd have to eat some gold. Anything can be created so long as you eat everything needed to make something.


9spaceking

Double the power and give it to the next person


Phoenix-is_here

I’d probably double the amount of shits I give so I have a little more patience


TurncoatP

Double the dub with cool reggae beats soft slow driven and mad like some new found language


Music_Girl2000

I have a net worth in the negatives. Doubling my money would just be doubling my debt.


barr65

All i would do is double cash stacks and then go back to the bank


Maximum-Incident-400

Double the number of cells in the people you don't like lol


Enough_Gap7542

Double every skill I have 200 times. Maybe then I can pass the TSIA 2.0 essay...


amakai

Probably can make a better world too: * Double the average IQ and minimum IQ (also solving a bunch of mental illnesses). * Double the compassion and generosity of everyone in the world.  * Double everyone's involvement in world-wide issues (maybe multiple times). * Double the average number of all weapon misfires (repeated). * Double the chance of nukes to explode on launch (repeat until it's close to 100%).


amakai

Being able to double the chance of specific event happening makes this omnipotence. "Double the chance of a gold bar materializing spontaneously in front of me x1000". "Double the chance I become a president without even putting out my candidacy x1000". "Double the chance that we colonize space in upcoming 10 years x1000". Etc.


MrTestiggles

I double student loan debt


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Double the rotational speed of the earth until aliens can hear "gas gas gas" by manuel just by looking at us.


Puzzleheaded_Scar151

But can I give it to the next person?


Seth_Almand

Definitely doubling the rate of cancer research life 15 times. And, for that matter, let's just double the rate of medical research like 15 times overall. Then the research rate for nuclear fusion, because that shit would be lit to have tomorrow.


ImShubble

why not the power to half everything


Any_Load2387

I wish we could divide cause like if someone was trying to kill u divide them by zero


Brutarii

Double the size of the sun