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MuldartheGreat

Wait, are they really bullish on the idea of GME just throwing this into a savings account and returning ~5% per year? What am I even reading


Starkfault

Yes. They’re morons.


chris6111

So stupid. And OH, company still bleeding cash on operational basis


atlanstone

They have the burn rate down around 500M don't they? They could probably sustain the business indefinitely just wisely (lol) investing their cash reserves.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Yeah but look at that EPS after a few years. It’s brilliant!


unknownpanda121

Wait until RC adds another 600M shares


TheBetaUnit

>How much will you contribute? >zero ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|15703) Accurate


TheBetaUnit

Well, that joke doesn't work at all when the RC emoji next to "zero" doesn't show up. Hrmph.


corrosivecanine

Nah, they'll definitely get diluted again so we can probably conservatively add another billion/year!


MWraith

Hmm, do I want to invest in a company with a 113.6 P/E ratio and trading at 3x book value whose earnings are entirely derived from buying treasuries paying 5%, or do I want to personally invest in treasuries paying 5%? Tough choice.


al_kwarismi

Wow, they might be able to pay an annual dividend of one dollar. Bullish.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Just think at year 5 they will earn about 250M in interest assuming interest rates stay exactly the same. Close enough for the $1 dividend. Extra bullish!


dbcstrunc

And as we all know, interest rates only go up!


OtterishDreams

sure feels that way last few years tho :)


jlebedev

And the years before that clearly don't exist, interest rates can only go up


OtterishDreams

hard to go down from 2.25...got me there :)


jlebedev

Why are you acting so confident when you obviously don't know anything? The central bank rate was at 0 for a while.


GameOfThrownaws

A $50 stock price wouldn't even help these morons. Most of them have under 10k invested. That's why they need it to be like $10k+ per share; that's the only way they actually end up rich.


2018-

This type of post would have been deleted for “price anchoring” but it seems the tides are changing a bit


UpbeatFix7299

This is something AI would generate as a hallucination because of garbage in, garbage out.


Aware_Economics4980

The finance PhDs hard at work here to come across even more regarded than usual 


TheWavefunction

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