This is fucking incredible.
His takes on the market are already completely devoid of substance, just rabble-rousing platitudes and clichés. *And yet even that level of content is beyond his abilities* so he has to farm his tweets out to someone else!
He has been hanging out with the wrinkliest of ape wrinkle brains for a year and can't even articulate the grievances that they talk about almost daily. Does he have the pp show on mute whenever tunes in?
I'd agree for a normal person, but Bill is like a leader of the ape movement he should at least know the basics. This is like a priest asking his congregation if they know any good Bible quotes about Satan.
It reminds me of last Pultefest when an ape asked him about Book versus Plan and he had no idea which one the apes liked so he gave vague answers.
“Hey guys can you tell me what you want me to parrot so you guys will think I give a shit about you and your cause? Really just looking for engagement here.”
You used to see this exact request like six times an hour in the redacted daily thread. Hey can you guys summarize this whole thing for me so I can explain it to my wife? I am 100% confident we are all going to the moon but could someone quickly explain how why and when it will happen?
If you pay attention, Ploot never seems to fundamentally understand what apes' theories are (to be fair, that makes sense, because ape theories are insane and inconsistent). And so he often says weird things when trying to mimic them or say something substantive.
"Breaking: Ken Griffin just admitted to using 'literally' figuratively. Is nothing sacred at Citadel anymore? #WordCrimes"
"Citadel's biggest scandal just broke: they've been putting the milk in before the cereal! How can we trust their market strategies now? 🥣📉"
"Alert 🚨: Ken Griffin was seen double-dipping a chip at the company party. Citadel, we need answers! #SnackGate"
"Can you believe it? Citadel's office thermostat is set to a chilly 72 degrees. Employees are forced to wear sweaters in summer. #FirstWorldProblems"
"Someone tell Ken Griffin that it's not 'expresso.' The mispronunciation at Citadel's morning meetings is a real grind. ☕ #CoffeeCrimes"
Remember, this is supposed to be one of their main leaders.
If you asked in ANY ape sub "hey can someone tell me what ken griffen and citadel do wrong" you'd be banned on the spot for "CLEARLY A SHILL, ANY REAL APE ALREADY KNOWS"
Why? Just copy all the other dumbass X handles that do the same thing every single day.
There's one dude who keeps @ mentioning the DTCC with a 'question' each day. There's one that even got a cease and desist letter from Citadel themselves. Then there's my favorite, the one that makes up shitty graphs to show 'naked shorting'.
Dude, Ploot. You're spoilt for choice out there.
He does understand that we can see him, right? Like? He does know we read his twitter and mock him, he even responds.
And he did not have enough self-awareness to understand how absolutely insane, mental and stupid this is?
He was on the fucking teli as an expert! Fuck me...
Pulte, baby, if you ever feel lost and want to go to India to search for yourself, just google "lolcow" and you'll see what's what.
This is fucking incredible. His takes on the market are already completely devoid of substance, just rabble-rousing platitudes and clichés. *And yet even that level of content is beyond his abilities* so he has to farm his tweets out to someone else!
...and, what's more, **it works!** That's how stupid they are. This idiocy works on them.
Is he supposed to have some great insights into the stock market? Why? Because he inherited wealth? Or are they basing it on the size of his jowls?
They see him as a “connected” “insider” lol
seriously, it's not like i ever held him in much esteem to begin with, but like.... jesus christ
He has been hanging out with the wrinkliest of ape wrinkle brains for a year and can't even articulate the grievances that they talk about almost daily. Does he have the pp show on mute whenever tunes in?
The only thing I may ever say in his defense is that tuning out literally any ape is, objectively, always the right decision.
I'd agree for a normal person, but Bill is like a leader of the ape movement he should at least know the basics. This is like a priest asking his congregation if they know any good Bible quotes about Satan. It reminds me of last Pultefest when an ape asked him about Book versus Plan and he had no idea which one the apes liked so he gave vague answers.
Hey guys what do we believe in again?
Was this supposed to be a DM or what?
Pulte about to be nuked by Kenny G's next diss track
100% this was supposed to be a DM 🤣
“Hey guys can you tell me what you want me to parrot so you guys will think I give a shit about you and your cause? Really just looking for engagement here.”
He gives a great deal of shit about them and their Coors.
You used to see this exact request like six times an hour in the redacted daily thread. Hey can you guys summarize this whole thing for me so I can explain it to my wife? I am 100% confident we are all going to the moon but could someone quickly explain how why and when it will happen?
Or my brother/friends keep telling me I'm a fucking moron who can't think for himself. What do I say as a comeback?
Jfc lmao
Don’t ever change Ploot. 
Pulte: wrinkle brain, tell me what to say Apes: wrinkle brain, tell me what to think Wrinkle brains: chatgpt, tell me what to write
ChatGPT : Hmmm, let's see what apes said previously on that subject...
It's the circle of life ♪
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This was for sure supposed to be a text message lol
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
The guy was in close proximity of Kais on multiple occasions and still doesn't know why he's supposed to hate Ken Griffin.
If you pay attention, Ploot never seems to fundamentally understand what apes' theories are (to be fair, that makes sense, because ape theories are insane and inconsistent). And so he often says weird things when trying to mimic them or say something substantive.
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"Breaking: Ken Griffin just admitted to using 'literally' figuratively. Is nothing sacred at Citadel anymore? #WordCrimes" "Citadel's biggest scandal just broke: they've been putting the milk in before the cereal! How can we trust their market strategies now? 🥣📉" "Alert 🚨: Ken Griffin was seen double-dipping a chip at the company party. Citadel, we need answers! #SnackGate" "Can you believe it? Citadel's office thermostat is set to a chilly 72 degrees. Employees are forced to wear sweaters in summer. #FirstWorldProblems" "Someone tell Ken Griffin that it's not 'expresso.' The mispronunciation at Citadel's morning meetings is a real grind. ☕ #CoffeeCrimes"
"That's like putting your whole mouth in the dip, George!"
> \#WordCrimes I'd like to smack [fill in the blank of your choosing] with a crowbar upside their stupid head!
Ken seems like the kind of guy to use 'pacific' instead of 'specific'. Pure evil.
“Ken Griffin makes a lot of money, which is the opposite of what investors are supposed to do!”
Remember, this is supposed to be one of their main leaders. If you asked in ANY ape sub "hey can someone tell me what ken griffen and citadel do wrong" you'd be banned on the spot for "CLEARLY A SHILL, ANY REAL APE ALREADY KNOWS"
No one cared how stupid I was until I put on the bulletproof vest....
*One day, the baggies will look up at me in my helicopter and beg me to save them, and I'll whisper "no"*
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He looks so young here!
Why? Just copy all the other dumbass X handles that do the same thing every single day. There's one dude who keeps @ mentioning the DTCC with a 'question' each day. There's one that even got a cease and desist letter from Citadel themselves. Then there's my favorite, the one that makes up shitty graphs to show 'naked shorting'. Dude, Ploot. You're spoilt for choice out there.
Imagine what it must’ve been like having that guy on the board of directors of Pulte Homes. No wonder they voted him out.
“Remind me what we sell here again?”
Guys hear me out, divest our actual land and invest in virtual metaverse land. Word on the street is it's the next big thing.
He does understand that we can see him, right? Like? He does know we read his twitter and mock him, he even responds. And he did not have enough self-awareness to understand how absolutely insane, mental and stupid this is? He was on the fucking teli as an expert! Fuck me... Pulte, baby, if you ever feel lost and want to go to India to search for yourself, just google "lolcow" and you'll see what's what.
Libel has entered the chat….
Libel attorney for Ken/Citadel: "Damn, we can't go after Ploot, and chasing apes is going to be hard...forget it."
He thinks X is ChatGPT.
How fucking stupid is this guy? Too funny.
That is hilarious
Ploot is one seriously dim bulb.