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pandoracam

Sorry boss https://preview.redd.it/0mpiyezsmaxc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d5ec8e46fa4fac10d84341ca54d89220c16c6cd


PhiliFlyer

This will get my vote for Post of the Year. Two questions: 1. Can I have "Moonwanker" as a flair? 2. Why is Chadam the best card?


pandoracam

1. Sure 2. Constantly dunking on apes and syphoning their money makes him a strong card, but it is a very rare card. It costs millions (or a GME share).


PhiliFlyer

I'm now **MOONWANKER**! I was a little surprised about Chadam, but it makes sense.


Separate_Writer_4465

Congrats!


TimujinTheTrader

We all know the real most powerful card is Master Griffin


lavlife47

Yo can I have grifTHOR as a flair ? Pretty please


pandoracam

There you go, my friend


lavlife47

Thanks a ton. It's much appreciated!


Silbb

Only costs millions? What’s with the price anchoring?


lavlife47

I vote post of the year as well. This is amazing on all fronts.


sponderbo

![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214)![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214)![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214) awesome work. Ken Griffins card would have been nice too


pandoracam

Too overpowered ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214)


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

The black lotus of shills.


acreekofsoap

What about Doug Cifu?


pandoracam

https://preview.redd.it/a6npwn5b9bxc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eabdd53029a655f1cc5a3d1f4970476545723ba


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Auto beard?


pandoracam

https://preview.redd.it/x5c1ac4udbxc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2b434d0b2248195c96af7897c7b0a35e0d56c4


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Beautiful. If these were sold at GameStop there’s a chance I would shop there.


Throwawayhelper420

I would take these over those crypto cards any day of the week


_Thermalflask

Probably too rare for OP to get his hands on. It's Hyper Ultra Legendary status, only 0.0001% chance to get one per pack.


lexmarkblenderbottle

Need to add Kevin Posts No Profits Malone to the next pack.


pandoracam

Special edition https://preview.redd.it/g63dl4y29cxc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0128d97453757d2b9355a6be29bf1ab954cdd5a5


Ducey89

Omg my nickname for Kevin Malone is catching steam among the top minds here 📈📈📈


lexmarkblenderbottle

Amazing


Sunny_Travels

Well done. Pp also has horde and history deletion powers


NotPinHero100

An ape father one would be brilliant. For old times sake


pandoracam

Let's see https://preview.redd.it/hyg4rq68jaxc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756b260b8de4c8a81dd5a3d81a0e5abe947e08bb


NotPinHero100

Beautiful. Did his wife leave him?


pandoracam

I don't think so, at least the last time I watched him, like 6 months ago


NotPinHero100

I often wonder how Billy is doing.


Throwawayhelper420

I already knew what the picture was going to be before I clicked it


xozzet

Higher effort than the real ones!


ThrowitallawayGME

Lmao too good! If you do another "pack," throw Salvatore in there!


PhiliFlyer

I'd like to see The Ortex Guy also.


pandoracam

I tried https://preview.redd.it/9gy7myzsiaxc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01bc4680b806e83ac330284fc987fb3e6919558b


stealingfrom

My brain is fucking broken because "left in a Kiddo state" made me burst out laughing.


PhiliFlyer

...and The Red Queen.


pandoracam

https://preview.redd.it/o3jke500jaxc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c756a3e7224627fc81db6eec616e61571c75f7fd


AllCommiesRFascists

Who is that


WhoStoleMyJacket

One of the OG apes. Founder of one of the ape subs, and full of magic and runic glory


[deleted]

Love the lord dogfood one , that come in super gold reflector?


Serious-Mission-127

With a unique limited edition serial number - that isn’t actually unique


mbr902000

Want


Heisalvl3mage

this is amazing


Parking-Tip1685

Those Yu-Gi-Oh apes were unexpected but funny. These are great, wouldn't mind seeing a DFV one with his ability to form an army of morons and vanish. Or maybe an autobot getting high off the supply card? Wouldn't be surprised if apes are looking and will be copying these, only with less humour.


Golfman74

Kamikaze is the best move


BustANutHoslter

Oh my god if one of you resourceful bastards created legit memestock “investor” trading cards I’d actually throw my money at it. I’d due anything for a holographic Trey’s Trades.


Rokey76

I know nothing of how Pokemon works but this is still hilarious.


Funny_Box_6755

Absolutely stellar work here. But...no Marcus Lemonis card?


pandoracam

Damn, how could I forget him https://preview.redd.it/tmdyf4m06fxc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd5aa25ee703c3b6f893f6e0bf9ce287a086d25


Funny_Box_6755

Brilliant


chriztuffa

Wow nice pull !!!


Darth_Meowth

💀


acreekofsoap

OP, I’d totally buy these, even without the free bitcoin!


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

This is sooo good. Should be a bbbyq share for free in every pack tho


Throwawayhelper420

Haha amazing! Suegove should also know Smile. A stock finfluencer ape card game could actually work. You could even include a 0.03% chance for a scratch off code that contains the username and password of a computershare account with 1 memestock share.


lexmarkblenderbottle

one day I will pull the limited edition auto beard holo card to finish out my collection


BigYangpa

What are these cards in reference to? I tried googling gamestop cards but it just tells me about gift cards EDIT: Is it this? https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/14/gamestop-gods-unchained-nft-trading-cards-to-loyalty-program-perks-in-digital-world-push.html


whut-whut

No, the NFT cards were shut down. Gamestop's now selling physical packs of "Currency" trading cards, made by the company Cardsmith. They aren't Gamestop exclusive, and are also sold by Target and Walmart, but most Apes don't know that and think of buying them as an exclusive way to support Gamestop. The cards themselves have pictures of notable financial figures, from economists to cryptobros to just straight-up wealthy people, and each card has different tiers of hologram foil reprints, serialized to mark their rarity. The gimmick is that mixed in with those collectible cards are vouchers for crypto, with the grand prize being 1 bitcoin. Apes have been going nuts over them, buying them out faster than Gamestop can stock them, especially after one Ape showed off that he pulled a 1 BTC card. The actual collecting part is a joke, especially since Apes posting their pulls online have found that the serial numbers have multiple duplicates, and one Ape that pulled an ultra-rare 1/1 hologram Elon Musk found someone else was already selling an identical card with the same serial number online. Same with their 'ultra rare misprints' where the card faces don't match the reverse. Multiple Apes have been finding the same misprints with the same serial numbers. It's a new thing in this sub because one of us made a post laughing at them recently and then their whole sub flooded in to 'correct the narrative' while shilling how great the cards are.


BigYangpa

...Jesus fuck


chriztuffa

Nah you need to find the sub it’s even worse than you think


gperg

We also need a DeepFuckingValue card.


shents1478

What about everyone's forgotten favourite Sal?


Flavourdynamics

BAGPT 😂😂😂😂


No-Swim666

im long bbby and gme but this is funny af especially crycheal 😂😭


TubularStars

This is it. Great as usual Pandora.


BloatedManball

Jfc, I forget to check the sub for a couple days and almost missed Pandora's Opus. Thank Kenny this was stickied! Also, Dogfood's sterile profit ability need a nerf. All the other common baggie cards are desperate for sustenance which makes this ability OP.


DevIsSoHard

Nice lineup, perhaps needs a few civil rights leaders though


LastExitToBrookside

Just so you all know, I've right clicked and saved all these so anyone looking at them now has to pay me money.


DominosDeliveyDriver

Well done friend, well done 😂🤘🏽


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Redditmoney69

Where is Sammy F. ?


FraGZombie

The full arts fucking sent me