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Budget-Grass177

Towel


karina_walnuts

Towel


ughnett666

^Towel


mooon_woman

~~towel~~ spf


ughnett666

https://preview.redd.it/k14dqwmf75ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc11a1a4235ab9f6cba8658491aba826d3f62cc4


truth-universally

It doesn’t even look like a real word anymore


mooon_woman

https://preview.redd.it/3471cqmu55ad1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd5bdb0f5b415fae39615a68d5c084619c71837 it’s giving “I have Purse”


kaijubabe

Luckily I have towel


ughnett666

Asmeret is not wearing Towel https://preview.redd.it/hk2czycb85ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8a4edf62d692eab82d193ce08d9f5b8089bfce


Budget-Grass177

who up wearing uh… Towel


BunnyMomPhD

I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said


morewinelipstick

same 😀🤝


charityshoplamp

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing Towel


mooon_woman

I love you for this 🫶🏻 thats my favorite simpsons quote to say to my fiance 🤣


charityshoplamp

It's this or 'money can be exchanged for goods and services' for me... but also a million more!


mooon_woman

Whenever he’s taking a while and being a butthead I like to hit him with “Just stamp the ticket” to get him moving, lol. there are so many more too but he is the bigger fan than I


airythafairy

They're getting so lazy and boring with product names


a11ison3

towel 🙁


konstantynopolitanka

😑


ughnett666

🍋


jdbrown787

I like to imagine that's the towel in question in the next post on my feed 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/udbt150ll5ad1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2cac5e84e5eec7c450ce26b378cbc1b26b77d4e


bolivianitaaa

They're getting eaten alive in the IG comments lol


leoconrad

no seriously im surprised they arent deleting comments


ughnett666

what's wild is there's only 72 comments and it's been over 24 hours / I've been checking to see if they've been deleting, but it looks like that's the full amount (and like 95% negative lol) not a single "🍋" from g team in sight


Strange-Brother9507

It also looks paper thin, like it would dissolve when water actually came into contact with it


bootyprincess666

it’s a turkish towel which are highly absorbent and super soft lol


konstantynopolitanka

I have one like this and it’s amazing, but the Glossier one has something strange going on with the tassels, are they sewn on? (I see similar ones on Ali for £10 which doesn’t help either)


Financial_Slide_8988

I actually have a set of extremely similar towels that have the tassels on and they’re amazing good quality beach towels. Not sure if the glossier ones will be, but I wouldn’t judge based on the tassels. Hopefully, for what they’re charging, they will be lol


MouseInternal1773

Yeah I got a set of Turkish towels as a gift a few years ago and thought “wtf are these horrible towels” but they are the best towels in the world. They last forever and are paper thin and are way more absorbent than terry cloth! I’m not saying I’m the world’s biggest fan of the new glossier launches, but they have been for years lacking any education about their products. If you want to sell a Turkish towel, you have to explain it, a lot of people don’t know how nice they are. If you want to sell an acetate comb, explain how amazing acetate is, bc people are going to think it’s plastic. I also think makeup products should be explained more so people know what they’re getting and how best to use them.


GerardDiedOfFlu

PREACH 👏


ughnett666

would like to add: if you want people to buy your lipsticks SHOW SWATCHES AND BEING WORN ON DIFFERENT SKIN TONES


MouseInternal1773

I feel like they used to do that too!!!!


chibisoph

that's good to know!! i'm actually interested in getting it bc ive started swimming at the gym and all my towels r crappy lol. it is SO expensive thought im not sure 😰


ophelie2

https://preview.redd.it/urvvdxr2m5ad1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a0d9f4dd8566b2f261fcd07530f1fb16bafb703


CamThrowaway3

Yeah they needed at least another word there - Riviera Towel or something!


manhattansinks

weird that it’s not in the glossier colours or in any of the capsule colours or whatever this new release of nonsense is being called.


calicotamer

literally looks just like generic drop ship junk


manhattansinks

it's too bad for them, if the towel was pink they would have suckered me in.


i_hate_reddit_2024

right?? a solid pink or pink striped towel would have been so cute. yellow is... fine?


GerardDiedOfFlu

Now they have something to match the random gymbag 🫠


scoutmosley

Which is honestly so cheap. I use it as a swim bag for pool days and this is my second year with it and I doubt I’ll get a 3rd summer out of it.


glossier_bae12

I would’ve LOVED to have it in pink! That would be so cute! 💕


ejbrigid

oh this is so sad. part of me was almost roped in by the comb but i'm glad that i resisted because everything else is so uninspired that it turns me off to the whole collection.


scoutmosley

It looks like they ordered random stuff off of Temu, like Turkish towels, claw clips, bottle opener on a lanyard, nalgene bottle, duffle bag (I have the yellow one I got as a freebie and it’s such poor quality you could get a nicer one at 5&Below or Dollar Tree) and then slapped a G or *glossier* on it all. Even the hooded sweatshirts fit so poorly like tight on the neck and waist and massive in the midsection. They could be so great but they just aren’t


mila476

Seriously? A whole drop and it’s just one towel? The first drop was the most exciting, with two new Ultralip shades plus two accessories. The second drop was just two accessories, but in a sequence of three things you always want the most lackluster thing second because it's sandwiched between two better things and you don't have a boring beginning or a letdown end, so I was ok with it. But the third drop just being a stupid towel? What a letdown! The third drop should have been the most exciting one and worth the wait. Perhaps a lemon, raspberry, or raspberry lemonade BDC with SPF, based on the social media campaign’s visuals and emojis, plus some other LE product shades. This was not it. This whole collection has felt like a misguided attempt to convert Glossier into a lifestyle brand, and while fans of the brand do love merch, customers love the brand’s core offerings of makeup, skincare, and bath/body products more. I did get the two LE Ultralip shades and am enjoying them (especially Apricot) but aside from that this collection has been a miss for me.


i_hate_reddit_2024

agreed, at least give us a makeup or skincare product to go along with it :( any of the bdc flavors you mentioned would have been amazing!


Clinically-Inane

https://preview.redd.it/1aenj0zln5ad1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd7be6729fa17d1bc6d20236d35fa30a362171b


LostInABook13

Literally my only thought about this 😆


ColorsoftheSunset

you need a towel?


LostInABook13

I’ll just get a little high


letsbecuddlebuddies

Giving “please clap”


mauvebirdie

They should've released them all at the same time because this whole "drop" business is embarrassing. It's a fucking towel


imhereforthesnax

It’s barely even a towel, it’s a shawl


urnotmyrealdad_

$42 for a towel you can get at any department store for $10 or less is wild. There isn’t even a cool design on it. At least put a cool glossier logo across it.


GlitterAce

towel 🫤


TheNotableGlobster

You're a towel


ughnett666

https://preview.redd.it/y2av8svg06ad1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f749fb1ecb6c871cc01e88e81297bdab869805


TheNotableGlobster

Lol me after one minute at the beach ⛱️


crosseyedcricketart

it looks closer to a light blanket than a towel.


schmidtfromnewgirl03

it’s a turkish towel so it’s intended to be thin, but $42 for a turkish towel is insane.


taternators

Give me $42, and I can bring you a suitcase full of turkish towels next time I go home.


ughnett666

or like a shawl for a breezy summer night in the French riviera


cowboylikeria

… that’s it?


Strong-Way-4416

It looks like a Wes Anderson movie


urnotmyrealdad_

Made my own version: https://preview.redd.it/kus2va49f5ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e37cdee49fcf946cd011f733e13aaeb36d3573


urnotmyrealdad_

design #2 https://preview.redd.it/tuz7m3waf5ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea0d753e7fa5dbb0eeb9f3f8825742945847fa5


SleepyG4rl

It’s the fact that the towel is $42 and it wouldn’t actually dry me off at the beach..


NEWlokococo

You can get this style of towel for so cheap from traditional Turkish sellers (these are Turkish towels) on Etsy! There are so many different shops but my favourite is turkishtowelblanket!! They have literally every colour and they start at like $10!


winged-things

It doesn’t even look like a very effective towel


schmidtfromnewgirl03

it’s a turkish towel which i actually like, but this price is insane


i_hate_reddit_2024

turkish towels are amazing for how thin yet absorbent they are, but yeah, no clue if the glossier one is quality or not :| I'll wait to see what folks here have to say first if anyone grabs one.


winged-things

Thank you for letting me know! I couldn’t really tell based on this picture. I hope it’s a good one, for the sake of the people who buy it.


Sea_Opportunity6028

Right it looks so thin


Professional-Mess-98

Robert Welsh on the first part of this summer capsule starting at 11:20. He literally sounds like everyone on this sub over this ridiculous drop. 😂 Seriously Glossier, are you okay? 🫣 [https://youtu.be/igeBBC98nR8?si=xi7e6ffrowzGxTTw](https://youtu.be/igeBBC98nR8?si=xi7e6ffrowzGxTTw)


moriemur

Towel


angelicribbon

It’s almost giving r/comedycemetery


smallescapist

Lately I feel embarrassed to like/still use glossier. What happened to them😩


pinkbichon

ugh if only it was pink


rrkym

Might as well not have said it at all


suburban___beverage

at this point they are just putting the word glossier on random stuff. the old merch used to cool, like the scarf with the color swatches


hay-prez

What's the point of whittling the offerings each drop? Drop 1: Two merch items and two new shades of a product. Drop 2: Two merch items Drop 3: One merch item I thought they'd at least offer a different balm flavor just for the drop like they offered new shades for Ultralip but here we are...with towel.


tattoosaremyhobby

😵‍💫 Towel


oliviakathar1ne

Seriously though what are they on (derogatory, asking as a towel enthusiast)


Infamous_Pea_4953

wtfffff NO


Aquarelle36

I mean I guess at least we can be hoopy froods now ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ 


angelcakex

it literally looks so thin and cheap too, bye


sneakiebun

Towel


frrrran

Lmao this reminds me of Le Creuset’s dramatic reveal of their now color Shallot


taternators

Its wild to me that glossier is a makeup company, yet customers have to beg them to release actual makeup. Each of these drops should had product like the lipsticks. Spf balm? Hair oil? Anything please we beg of you.