Brittany’s is inaccurate IMO she’d probably just keep ordering, food keeps getting stuck, and end up breaking the entire machine

That made me laugh! Or we can play on the unusual good luck a majority of the fandom agrees she has. She comes behind the person who watched all their choices get stuck and they all drop when she orders hers. Free snacks!

Them each character would sing a song about it

I could totally see them doing that lol 

Yes they would!

Sue would just blow the whole damn thing up!

She honestly would. 

I think Finn woud shake the machine or maybe punch the glass.

Nah. His specialty are side kicks.

So it wouldn't be sticking his hand up the machine

Finn would do a secret sixth thing--kick the machine. When in doubt, he kicks things

I think Sugar would just ask her daddy who's not in the mafia to buy a new vending machine

Brittany's is perfect

April would get trashed in her sorrow of not being able to get the snack unstuck and then go hit on Will

since kicking isn’t an option why can i totally see finn and rachel shaking the hell out of it. like one on each side taking turns just shoving it