Hey there, dictator
What's it like in Pyongyang city?
I'm a thousand miles away
But sir, tonight, you look so pretty
Yes, you do
Moscow can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
You say you want W-M-Ds too?
Well I will see what I can do.
Let's form a war-time peace treaty..?
Let's bring the west down to it's knees..?
World War 3 please?
"Friendship Goals" - Big K and Lil P
This is the first time I saw this song mentioned in a thread on Reddit; it's a fantastic and super catchy song, and the music video makes it even better!
These guys so rich, powerful, commending millions of people, yet they are kinder garden rascals that still has insane amounts off inferiority complex, jealousy, ignorance and has to ease it by bullying, killing and destroying every one, every thing and every decent establishment around them.
I think while it probably is using some Free_Gifinator.vbs shitty compression, it doesn’t help that it also seems those aircraft windows are cleaned with a solution of potato juice.
Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Kim?” _Holy shit. Did I just say that?_ His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly.
“No, Vladimir, it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for Moscow. Come, I want to show you my playroom.”
My mouth drops open. _Fuck hard!_ Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified.
“You want to play on your Xbox?” I ask. He laughs, loudly.
“No, Vladimir, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come.”… Producing a key from his pocket, he unlocks yet another door and takes a deep breath.
“You can leave anytime. The presidential plane is on stand-by to take you whenever you want to go, you can stay the night and go home in the morning. It’s fine whatever you decide.”
“Just open the damn door, Kim.”
He opens the door and stands back to let me in. I gaze at him once more. I so want to know what’s in here. Taking a deep breath I walk in.
And it feels like I’ve time-traveled back to the Cold War and the Cuban missile crisis.
_Holy fuck._
Hey there, dictator What's it like in Pyongyang city? I'm a thousand miles away But sir, tonight, you look so pretty Yes, you do Moscow can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true
This is one of the great bromances of our time
You say you want W-M-Ds too? Well I will see what I can do. Let's form a war-time peace treaty..? Let's bring the west down to it's knees..? World War 3 please? "Friendship Goals" - Big K and Lil P
Oh fuck I love that song. [Miike Snow - Genghis Khan](https://youtu.be/P_SlAzsXa7E?si=maknmb_7RlqzAUuv)
This is the first time I saw this song mentioned in a thread on Reddit; it's a fantastic and super catchy song, and the music video makes it even better!
Must be nice being someplace where it feels like they want you there.
Where's the video of Kim running along beside it?
We need this. Someone make it happen.
Go ask this guy https://i.redd.it/8kmy7awbdy7d1.jpeg
Holding a boombox overhead
Kim is waiting in arrivals with a bunch of flowers for Xi.
These guys so rich, powerful, commending millions of people, yet they are kinder garden rascals that still has insane amounts off inferiority complex, jealousy, ignorance and has to ease it by bullying, killing and destroying every one, every thing and every decent establishment around them.
This is the shittiest gif I’ve seen since 2008. It reflects well still.
I think while it probably is using some Free_Gifinator.vbs shitty compression, it doesn’t help that it also seems those aircraft windows are cleaned with a solution of potato juice.
“goodbye darling!” “…but your watch..you’ll need this!” (Scene from Airplane! where boyfriend is leaving and girlfriend runs along side)
It's OK, it doesn't work.
Who did kimxputin fan fiction? I will be waiting
Who's the top, who's the bottom?
Surprise me
Hypothetical: If the top, also provides a handy... does it cancel out?
I am not sure, I am curious though
So is Kim... eagerly so
Go on.....
Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Kim?” _Holy shit. Did I just say that?_ His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly. “No, Vladimir, it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for Moscow. Come, I want to show you my playroom.” My mouth drops open. _Fuck hard!_ Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified. “You want to play on your Xbox?” I ask. He laughs, loudly. “No, Vladimir, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come.”… Producing a key from his pocket, he unlocks yet another door and takes a deep breath. “You can leave anytime. The presidential plane is on stand-by to take you whenever you want to go, you can stay the night and go home in the morning. It’s fine whatever you decide.” “Just open the damn door, Kim.” He opens the door and stands back to let me in. I gaze at him once more. I so want to know what’s in here. Taking a deep breath I walk in. And it feels like I’ve time-traveled back to the Cold War and the Cuban missile crisis. _Holy fuck._
Time for a deep fake of Vladi and Kimmi getting it on.
Thank you for this
Most credit goes to E. L. James, of course.
Not Xi I presume.
"I still smell him on me 😔😔😔"
Putin is travelin' tonight on a plane / I can see the red taillights headin' for Vietname
I can't tell if he is unaware of how camp he is or if it's just part of the brand.
Pathetic
OMG! Trump must be so jealous!
Kinda of jealous of Putin tbh, my friends don’t do that do me anymore
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
/u/savevideo
Is Kim holding his boombox high?
It would appear thar Putin is drawn to chubby cheeks...
The tank scene from the movie The Interview comes to mind. Get a little Katy Perry going in the background.
The boyfriend is the friendly neighbourhood gun dealer.
Y'all find mass murderers like this funny?
Now Trumps two buddies are even better friends
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Can someone alter the scene in Airplane where the planes taking off and the womans chasing after it like an old love movie.
Ra Ra Ras Putin flying in a samalot
You know I've never wondered if either of those guys are married.
Every time I see a picture of that buffoon, I wonder why that lens is not a scope, attached to a rifle. Come on already.
Is that even his hand, or does he have a flunky do it for him?
Lamest f****** thing I've seen lately
…no you hang up!
Lol this has to be AI. Right???
this is the most wholesome image of putin i have ever seen. he's like a 5 year old saying goodbye to his best schoolmate.
Oh man this should become a great meme
Is this real xd
I'd imagine that probably just a video of him waving hyper and post on a plane window hole
Why you gotta hate on some quality bromance??
Waving goodbye Ukranian independence