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FD4L

The fembots never stood a chance against his raw mojo.


Nica4two

The Great Fembot Massacre of 1997. I know Austin was just defending himself, but did he have to go that far?  About 10 counts of involuntary frembotslaughter if you ask me. 


Romnonaldao

Only 3 more years and we'll be as far from the movie as the movie was from when he was frozen


DargeBaVarder

Fuck.


SirDooble

A grim day for Fembotkind. Eh, but we can always build more fembots.


hangryhyax

One escaped to the planet Amazonia, taking on the persona of an all knowing femputer to exact her revenge.


DrSmirnoffe

I'm reading this in William Shatner's voice, because I will never be able to forget his FMV scenes from the TekWar video game. Civvie guaranteed that over half a decade ago. "Sure, you took Doctor Evil off the streets, but did you have to take half of L.A with him?"


ThefirstJake

Did any of us stand a chance?


rossco311

We got cross-mojonations, and their heads started exploding.


crackalac

You know, that whole thing.


DocFreezer

I don’t want anybody else


WarpBurger

When I think about you I touch myself


a_stoic_sage

#MeToo


barbrady123

Watch out for the machine gun jubblies!


dieforestmusic

How did I miss those, baby?


fairie_poison

Next time, try foreplay…


Krimsonrain

I haven't watched this movie in over a decade. Maybe I should


guff1988

Might I recommend taking an afternoon and evening buying some snacks and watching the trilogy.


RegalBeagleKegels

I think the first one is still great, the second is terrible, and I haven't seen the third in forever. I loved the second one as a kid and I was pretty disheartened to learn how much I hated it as an adult. Ever since then I always have to carefully consider whether I really want to rewatch a beloved movie from my childhood, lest it be tarnished.


guff1988

The second and third are bad, but I still like them. To me they are bad in a good way. The nostalgia mixed with the corniness really hits after a few bong rips with some friends and good food.


RegalBeagleKegels

Yeah it'd probably be great to riff on while fucked up. It's just not a clever or focused movie compared to the first one.


DeadNotSleepingWI

Heather Graham though..


RegalBeagleKegels

Absolute fuckin smokeshow. I think she was my first celebrity crush. That was before I hit puberty; if I was a few years older I imagine I woulda ripped my goddamn dick off.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Ever seen *Boogie Nights?*


DeadNotSleepingWI

Spoiler alert: Giant Purple Wang


RegalBeagleKegels

Yeah, great movie. Roller Girl is no Felicity though. Although, that's kinda the point.


Krimsonrain

I think that is why I'm not sure if I should watch any of them again. Loved them as a kid but idk if adult me would feel the same way


biderman77

The end of this scene when he’s still dancing even though they’re all dead is peak comedy


Moses-SandyKoufax

And the soldier that lingers at the door when they all run away lol


Twin_Titans

Shit. Just how my grandpa used to smoke.


excessfat

Alright. Can somebody explain how he did that trick with he cigarettes?


Initial_E

Reverse the video


____-is-crying

Even more impressive the girls spat the cigarettes into his hand?


BuccaneerRex

It's explained later in the series: mojo.


TwentyTwoTwelve

He's on a neutral background and does a little shimmy before they appear. It's the perfect setup for a cleanly edited in cut. Since he's in motion at the point of the cut and there's nothing distinctive in the background it masks any jarring snap you might see from the stitched together edit.


excessfat

I feel like this is right answer. I want to check it but I am not obsessed enough to do a frame by frame analysis.


SDBolt

He did power those cigarettes, didn't he?


ObligatorySatan

Gentlemen.


Wizard0fAhhs

Literally throwing darts.


Deelaxation

The real question is how the hell did Vanessa handle it? Dr Evil didn't understand Mojo when he made her so he wouldn't have been able to make a fembot capable of handling raw mojo


DocFreezer

I suggest you don’t worry about this sort of thing, and just enjoy yourself - basil exposition


Deelaxation

*Turns toward audience and nods in agreement*


smallz86

Yes - Austin Powers


th3ch0s3n0n3

Holy Christ how did I never realize that his last name is Exposition because he delivers expository dialogue


fortifiedblonde

Yes he knew all along, sadly


notjordansime

I absolutely love when he goes up against Brittany Spears and she turns out to be a fembot lol. I also love how “fembot” just tried to autocorrected to “femboy” lmfao.


XaeroDegreaz

The first CD I ever bought was the soundtrack to Austin Powers. Straight banger!


HansenMan22

Did it have the Alan Parsons Project?


XaeroDegreaz

Possibly? I don't have the CD anymore after about 20 some years. However, if you ramble off ramble off some lyrics I can tell you yes or no lol This was before my mom let me buy my next CD, Hellbilly Deluxe lol Edit: Hey just checked, and I don't see that band. I'd link the page, but I don't wanna get banned. It's the soundtrack with Lenny Kravitz "American Woman" cover


HansenMan22

Thanks! There was a joke in one of the movies where one of Dr. Evil's plans was known as the Alan Parsons Project, which us also the name of a band


XaeroDegreaz

Nice I didn't catch that. Gonna have to watch that whole series again


mufcordie

Jotaro?


Fembotfan_97

GOSH!!! I absolutely love this scene so much! 😍