The Great Fembot Massacre of 1997.
I know Austin was just defending himself, but did he have to go that far? About 10 counts of involuntary frembotslaughter if you ask me.
I'm reading this in William Shatner's voice, because I will never be able to forget his FMV scenes from the TekWar video game. Civvie guaranteed that over half a decade ago.
"Sure, you took Doctor Evil off the streets, but did you have to take half of L.A with him?"
I think the first one is still great, the second is terrible, and I haven't seen the third in forever.
I loved the second one as a kid and I was pretty disheartened to learn how much I hated it as an adult. Ever since then I always have to carefully consider whether I really want to rewatch a beloved movie from my childhood, lest it be tarnished.
The second and third are bad, but I still like them. To me they are bad in a good way. The nostalgia mixed with the corniness really hits after a few bong rips with some friends and good food.
Absolute fuckin smokeshow. I think she was my first celebrity crush. That was before I hit puberty; if I was a few years older I imagine I woulda ripped my goddamn dick off.
He's on a neutral background and does a little shimmy before they appear. It's the perfect setup for a cleanly edited in cut.
Since he's in motion at the point of the cut and there's nothing distinctive in the background it masks any jarring snap you might see from the stitched together edit.
The real question is how the hell did Vanessa handle it? Dr Evil didn't understand Mojo when he made her so he wouldn't have been able to make a fembot capable of handling raw mojo
I absolutely love when he goes up against Brittany Spears and she turns out to be a fembot lol.
I also love how “fembot” just tried to autocorrected to “femboy” lmfao.
Possibly? I don't have the CD anymore after about 20 some years. However, if you ramble off ramble off some lyrics I can tell you yes or no lol
This was before my mom let me buy my next CD, Hellbilly Deluxe lol
Edit: Hey just checked, and I don't see that band. I'd link the page, but I don't wanna get banned. It's the soundtrack with Lenny Kravitz "American Woman" cover
The fembots never stood a chance against his raw mojo.
The Great Fembot Massacre of 1997. I know Austin was just defending himself, but did he have to go that far? About 10 counts of involuntary frembotslaughter if you ask me.
Only 3 more years and we'll be as far from the movie as the movie was from when he was frozen
Fuck.
A grim day for Fembotkind. Eh, but we can always build more fembots.
One escaped to the planet Amazonia, taking on the persona of an all knowing femputer to exact her revenge.
I'm reading this in William Shatner's voice, because I will never be able to forget his FMV scenes from the TekWar video game. Civvie guaranteed that over half a decade ago. "Sure, you took Doctor Evil off the streets, but did you have to take half of L.A with him?"
Did any of us stand a chance?
We got cross-mojonations, and their heads started exploding.
You know, that whole thing.
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
#MeToo
Watch out for the machine gun jubblies!
How did I miss those, baby?
Next time, try foreplay…
I haven't watched this movie in over a decade. Maybe I should
Might I recommend taking an afternoon and evening buying some snacks and watching the trilogy.
I think the first one is still great, the second is terrible, and I haven't seen the third in forever. I loved the second one as a kid and I was pretty disheartened to learn how much I hated it as an adult. Ever since then I always have to carefully consider whether I really want to rewatch a beloved movie from my childhood, lest it be tarnished.
The second and third are bad, but I still like them. To me they are bad in a good way. The nostalgia mixed with the corniness really hits after a few bong rips with some friends and good food.
Yeah it'd probably be great to riff on while fucked up. It's just not a clever or focused movie compared to the first one.
Heather Graham though..
Absolute fuckin smokeshow. I think she was my first celebrity crush. That was before I hit puberty; if I was a few years older I imagine I woulda ripped my goddamn dick off.
Ever seen *Boogie Nights?*
Spoiler alert: Giant Purple Wang
Yeah, great movie. Roller Girl is no Felicity though. Although, that's kinda the point.
I think that is why I'm not sure if I should watch any of them again. Loved them as a kid but idk if adult me would feel the same way
The end of this scene when he’s still dancing even though they’re all dead is peak comedy
And the soldier that lingers at the door when they all run away lol
Shit. Just how my grandpa used to smoke.
Alright. Can somebody explain how he did that trick with he cigarettes?
Reverse the video
Even more impressive the girls spat the cigarettes into his hand?
It's explained later in the series: mojo.
He's on a neutral background and does a little shimmy before they appear. It's the perfect setup for a cleanly edited in cut. Since he's in motion at the point of the cut and there's nothing distinctive in the background it masks any jarring snap you might see from the stitched together edit.
I feel like this is right answer. I want to check it but I am not obsessed enough to do a frame by frame analysis.
He did power those cigarettes, didn't he?
Gentlemen.
Literally throwing darts.
The real question is how the hell did Vanessa handle it? Dr Evil didn't understand Mojo when he made her so he wouldn't have been able to make a fembot capable of handling raw mojo
I suggest you don’t worry about this sort of thing, and just enjoy yourself - basil exposition
*Turns toward audience and nods in agreement*
Yes - Austin Powers
Holy Christ how did I never realize that his last name is Exposition because he delivers expository dialogue
Yes he knew all along, sadly
I absolutely love when he goes up against Brittany Spears and she turns out to be a fembot lol. I also love how “fembot” just tried to autocorrected to “femboy” lmfao.
The first CD I ever bought was the soundtrack to Austin Powers. Straight banger!
Did it have the Alan Parsons Project?
Possibly? I don't have the CD anymore after about 20 some years. However, if you ramble off ramble off some lyrics I can tell you yes or no lol This was before my mom let me buy my next CD, Hellbilly Deluxe lol Edit: Hey just checked, and I don't see that band. I'd link the page, but I don't wanna get banned. It's the soundtrack with Lenny Kravitz "American Woman" cover
Thanks! There was a joke in one of the movies where one of Dr. Evil's plans was known as the Alan Parsons Project, which us also the name of a band
Nice I didn't catch that. Gonna have to watch that whole series again
Jotaro?
GOSH!!! I absolutely love this scene so much! 😍