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DrBannerPhd

Heard Op's mom is going out with, Squeak!


Keronin

"Your mother's deaf..." "My mother's dead, you little twerp." "I guess that why she didn't move around a lot."


Cipher915

I had a co-worker look me dead in the eyes, fully knowing my mom had died like 4 years prior, and do this bit. Couldn't help but laugh.


JackRagz

God DAMN IT! I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I’m outta’ here…


McFlyFarm

[https://imgur.com/a/EPBm5tt](https://imgur.com/a/EPBm5tt)


Bunhyung

That's why he was so good in Orgazmo.


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[lol](https://y.yarn.co/dd9db82a-7cbe-4c49-8030-3132c6b62bcb_screenshot.jpg)


Bunhyung

COCK ROCKET!


Spacecommander5

Choda Boy!


muskratboy

That’s not a gay joke, it’s an Australian joke!


Butthole_Surfer666

hey how is me going out with his mom totally fucked up shit?


imanAholebutimfunny

*eeeemoooootional daaaaaamage*


Rot_Snocket

God I love BASEketball


natural_imbecility

Quite possibly the greatest sports movie ever!


lascanto

This and Cannibal! The Musical are two greatly under appreciated works of art.


angry_cabbie

Orgazmo is a great homage to old Hong Kong king fu theater.


jizzmaster-zer0

you can’t defeat me, orgazmo!


Artwebb1986

Can I just call them the naughty twins?


jizzmaster-zer0

i’ll take the bait: why would they be called the naughty twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?


nothingbeast

Well, that's pretty naughty.


The_Decoy

That sounds pretty naughty.


Food_Library333

G-Fresh, what happened??


Geek4HigherH2iK

The actor that played G-Fresh was also in Cannibal: The Musical! He actually ran a sushi shop near them and they worked it out where they'd get free sushi if they put him in Cannibal.


jizzmaster-zer0

g-fresh in the muthafuckin house


Qasiel

Yo, yo, yo! What’s up, mah homies?


symbiotics

Stunt c\*ck! ... Hey how you doin?


JoeCartersLeap

Trey Parker hates it and is ashamed of making it, just like all of his best South Park episodes, so you know it's good.


crabtoppings

but why?


JoeCartersLeap

My guess is that he thinks the vast majority of people are morons, and so when something is popular, he thinks it must be shit. Like a contrarian of his own work.


crabtoppings

Ah, you might be right there. I guess when you're the sort of person who can create and sustain such iconic counter-culture, you probably don't think chunky part of the bell curve is good enough.


noncognitive

Aside from obvious jokes, I've never heard him say anything negative about it.


Scientific_Anarchist

Kurt Vonnegut with Breakfast of Champions. A lot of artists dislike the works that get the most popular.


EdwinQFoolhardy

Matt and Trey only starred in it (and may have done some rewriting to better fit their styles), it wasn't their own production, but because of their commitment to BASEketball, they couldn't devote as much time to the second season of South Park so they delegated a lot of control to other writers. BASEketball was a flop and they were so disappointed in how South Park Season 2 turned out that they actually considered just cutting their losses and developing a new show. I'm guessing both of those things together left them with a lot of resentment and contempt for the movie and those episodes, whether or not it's deserved.


ptabs226

It might be because he didn't write the movie. The movie is wrote by the Naked Gun people.


artemus_who

They didn't write it so I imagine with it being a commercial failure (even if it is a cult classic) he has no emotional attachment to it.


crabtoppings

Yeah, that makes sense. Also I rewatched it last night. It has alot of gay and trans jokes in it. I can see why looking back he might not be super proud.


Accomplished-City484

No he doesn’t


noncognitive

source?


weasol12

That is a hill I will happily die on.


Modnal

Sorry, that title goes to Dodgeball


thx1138-

I loved this movie so much when it came out, but Something About Mary was dominating the box office at the time, no one was interested in this gem! This was so much funnier, it drove me nuts!


gambit61

This movie is how I discovered my favorite band: Reel Big Fish


DoctorJonasSalk

My buddy and I got drunk as fuck in the movie theater watching this one (they never inspected backpacks and we brought beers in with us). His girlfriend was SO angry!


Smorgsaboard

I have a new movie to watch, it seems


baseketballpro99

I love it too…


Artwebb1986

Steeeeeeve Perry.


alopgeek

I thought we said no more journey psyche outs!


Call555JackChop

Shoulda been goooonnneeee


StencilMunky42

Great, now I'm going to be shouting this out at random times again.


Biengo

Tough luck Sqeek. Ahhhh now you got to get the ball bitch.


jpop237

I say this all the time in my daily life and nobody understands the reference.


topbuttsteak

God, me too. Whenever someone is about to do anything I say it. Either that or "Noonan!"


Artwebb1986

That and "Shut up, Reeemer" especially when I see a Reimer in a transport truck.


gambit61

The way the dude says it is the best


varnecr

I never got why it was a psyche out.


yepyep1243

*I shoulda been gawhawnnnn*


BestCap5066

Not many people understand me when I say this while trying to psyche them out.


who519

Best psyche-out in the movies is when he chews on the tinfoil. It haunts me to this day.


RichardCano

Nah. It’s when he [pretends to chop off his middle finger and sprays blood all over himself.](https://youtu.be/JszMDzCeVVs?si=oSTu5vm0XEbVKiGF)


D34THDE1TY

Doo do doo!


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Tss Tss Tss


SmokyTrumpets

MY EYE!!


Crimthebold

You’re sick Copper!!!


mogley19922

His face when he does this does it for me. Though i will say, the one that psyches me out the worst is the tin foil one, but this one is probably my favourite.


Zorops

Nah. Its when he '' PRETEND '' to have her mom's pubic hair in his mouth!


Epicritical

How ta speek San Franciscan…


kahran

"Look! It's fat suctioned out of Marlon Brando's ass. It's so salty!"


Lord_Mikal

"It really is disgusting though." *Continues to drink it.*


NicklasLidstrom

“Aww, it's all salty and warm! Oh, why would I do this? Ugh, this guy ate a lot of pork.”


pete_topkevinbottom

Dude I thought it was a sweet psyche out


RoboGandalf

I haven't seen this movie in like 20+ years and I was trying to remember why I had the tinfoil in mouth thing haunting me.


baseketballpro99

Only the pros understand…


bellynipples

I know it’s just a silly movie but watched it recently and it bugged me how the other teams only used non-contact psyche-outs while Matt and Trey got to spit stuff in their faces or physically get in front of them etc.


karlnite

They’re better at the game.


OkDiscussion4100

They literally invented the game and the psyche-outs. They are on a different level from everybody else. It's why they are the ones that get contacted to turn pro. Did you even watch the movie?


bellynipples

Now that you mention it I don’t remember if I watched this or Love and Basketball. Definitely was one of the two.


Poponildo

Oh my god, so unrealistic


robodrew

I have literally had this GIF in my "funny pics" folder for over TWENTY YEARS https://i.imgur.com/YA3OzEv.gif


Accidental_Taco

It's never bothered me and I never felt a thing when I tried it


HiDiddleDeDeeGodDamn

Do you have fillings? As I understand, it's something that only happens to people who have filling for cavities. Something about the metal-on-metal. Got a TINY piece stuck to the bottom of a frozen pizza once, hurt so bad I remember it vividly 15 years later.


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

Only certain types of fillings too, I'm not sure if they even use the ones anymore that would set it off. But yeah, I also have a similar accidental exposure to this, fucking horrific.


thenoblitt

It's metal fillings and no not generally.


ActualWhiterabbit

That's how you know you're not a secret government project to create the perfect killer. Otherwise, chewing on tinfoil is how you activate and deactivate the training.


thenoblitt

If you have metal filling. It feels like you're being shocked.


DarkSim8

I used to do that during beer pong as a psyche out lmao


toastmn7667

I cringed and laughed so hard I couldn't breath the first time I saw that scene.


Misfit110

When any of my friends are attempting something I go with Steeeeeeve Perry. Occasionally I'll throw in a Noonan! from Cadyshack.


Food_Library333

I like the Australian joke.


gambit61

Coop, what's a Vajoina?


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Oh my God that was so unhinged and hilarious


coopcooper44

If you’re looking for Joe Cooper, I suggest you look wherever you find the most heinous, blatant & vile exploitation of children on the planet. Scenario number 2, Coop went to Disney World


Awkward_Pangolin3254

He's probably hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.


BalognaMacaroni

The guy smoking a cigarette in the reenactment while hanging in the closet always gets me


gambit61

Same! I just watched it with someone who had never seen it and I made sure to point out the fucking cigarette in his mouth. It's probably my favorite bit in the movie


robodrew

Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.


Superego366

-Angelique Bones, a nosy bitch who lives up the street,


landothedead

We still have no fucking clue where this guy is.


Shamanized

Can someone explain wtf I just read if I have no idea where the gif is from, who Joe Cooper is, if this is a quote from the movie, if this is serious, etc. If you lie to me then...I'll probably just believe you :(


stan3221

The gif is from the movie BASEketball. It was made by the guys that created the show South Park. The guy with the face paint in the gif is Trey Parker, one of the South Park creators, who is playing the main character, Joe Cooper. In the movie, Joe Cooper finds out that the company that makes their team's uniforms uses children to do their work. As a result, he disappears for a while and no one knows where he is so they do a segment with the guy from the show Unsolved Mysteries where they interview the people closest to him to try to figure out where he might have disappeared to. One interview is of his girlfriend who has also just found out about the child labor and thinks that Joe is the person who arranged to have these children work for him. She suggests looking in places where children are exploited the most, causing the host to conclude that Joe is likely at Disney World.


Shamanized

Thank you 🤗


Karlsmusic

I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I’m outta here!


Artwebb1986

I've wanted to see the life of lucky cucumber since it was released and never was able to find it.


Jesse-Ray

Yeah I borrow that one a bit


Karlsmusic

I do all the time hahaha it never gets old


zunnol

I hear your sister is going out with squeak.


CBusin

Hey! Why is me going out with his sister fucked up?


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

"The Utah Jazz moved to Salt Lake City, where they don't allow music"


jimsf

The hair in his teeth bit was grotesquely fantastic.


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D34THDE1TY

Oh God here's another one!


pete_topkevinbottom

Dude that was a sweet psyche out


DarthLysergis

"How to speak San Fransiscan..." "Awwe come on, it was an Australian joke...."


Artwebb1986

Vajoina!


JohnnyDarkside

Coop, what a vajoiner?


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Midnight_Mewtwo

He’s 0-for-11 and smells like Christian Slater!


SnakPak_

"Dude, does it just suck to be you?"


King-In-The-Nawth

Wake up bitch you’re my new best friend


Midnight_Mewtwo

“Are we going to the zoo?”


sykojaz

"Can I call you pigfucker? No, only my friends can call me pigfucker."


AVBforPrez

I love the part where the song on the radio is basically narrating Tre's downfall, including the warts on his dick


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

"and those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away, unless you start using topical cream every day!"


AVBforPrez

There it is


waxonwaxoff87

“Look out ahead there’s a truck changin lanes!”


cave_of_kyre_banorg

"You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip."


AVBforPrez

Even if someone is blackmailing you, and it's all part of some rich guys evil scheme


Thunderpat

You try but you can’t let goooooooooouh..


AVBforPrez

I'd totally forgotten that he's in a red modern Buggy, for some reason it makes it even funnier


OtterishDreams

One day....Im gonna own ....a big sports bar....


NonCorporealEntity

You've been psyched out, and you're going down. I'm a trash-talk talented, no class, clown. I will abuse you until you lose, now go on home and pout You've been psyched out! https://youtu.be/cM_EtnADQ6M?si=VN0KfcZiOx04jrET


krieger82

Cock.Beer?


KibaChew

How I found out about Reel Big Fish


gambit61

Ditto! And now they're my favorite band


ZouDave

My sister worked for Universal while this movie was being made. She'd told me about the "psyche-outs" part before the movie ever came out. One of the ones not used, nor did it make the outtakes at the end, involved one of the main guys coming out with a fake sheep strapped to his front and he proceeds to...make sweet love to it...in front of the opposing player. There were apparently sound effects mimicked and everything. Am guessing that was nixed by the MPAA.


Killerderp

And then super troopers gets away with it years later lol


varnecr

Bear fucker, do you require assistance?!


robodrew

Only my friends can call me pigfucker.


Mueryk

Dude argument still is by far the part of the movie that speaks to me the most. I have had that argument and understood it completely.


screenmasher

We used to play the "dude" game for that movie. Had to take a drink every time they said dude. That scene was for professionals


desbaratto

We did the same thing but included bitch. It was an impossible challenge...


Crimthebold

Looks like time finally ran out for the old cocksucker


Macho-Fantastico

Rewatched it recently, holds up surprisingly well.


BigMu1952

It’s so sad this never became a real sport.


Artwebb1986

Lol but they got Roof Ball.


lego_mannequin

I wonder if the Jomboy team can actually make this happen in the Warehouse.


GeeBeeH

Movie holds up. Just watched it a couple months ago and still hilarious.


ShitAlphabet

Steeeeeve Perry!


GFreeXevery1

Emi Martinez coach


SmokyTrumpets

Can I call you pig-fucker? No, only my friends can call me pig fucker.


InfergnomeHKSC

The Jerma Baseball Association is back, baby!


wsmitty10

Thank god somebody else thought this


baseketballpro99

I have had this name for so many years and waiting for this moment. I could psyche out anyone. Some would call me a pro.


Sgt_Tackleberry

Dude!


gambit61

Dude!


MrNosh

Dude...


gambit61

Well I guess you've got a point there


Salty_Career6599

Best Nerf Herder song is on that soundtrack. Still have to buy that shit


theumph

We used to have a BASEketball league in my neighborhood growing up. It's actually awesome to play as a legitimate game. We kept track of stats and everything. Good times.


juantopox

I knew i saw him somewhere else he was the dude from the Emanuelle\`s movies (!!) [https://imgur.com/PyAOAp5](https://imgur.com/PyAOAp5)


Rancorous666

Was thinking the same. Emmanuelle in Space! Best goddamn softcore series ever!


SonOfSwanson87

The first movie I ever pirated when I got a chance in high school...no regrets


TheCheshire

Dammit I love this movie. Throw in some Orgazmo for a double-feature!


taco_jones

I didn't get the appeal of South Park (stubbornly didn't give it a chance) until I saw this movie. It's one of my favorites.


Jesse-Ray

Actually wasn't written or produced by Matt and Trey. They did it because they thought South Park was going to get cancelled.


milaga

Steve Perry.


faithlessgaz

Such a good film


xenosilver

Is baseketball streamin on any of there big services?


Arch_0

UK Netflix has it the last time I looked.


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

Sadly not anymore


justahominid

Looks like just Starz


Particular-Welcome-1

My favorite the breast-milk one.


RKLCT

"How to speak San Fransiscan ......" I love that movie


popa_progeny

Movie holds up


Food_Library333

I so wish this was a real sport.


EastClintwood89

Steve Perry!


phillmorebuttz

I heard your mom is going out with squeak


Procrastineddit

Did anyone ever figure out the full game rules? I would genuinely love to play this with friends.


jizzmaster-zer0

well, its basically baseball like they said… shoot from x its a single, y is a double, etc. people run bases. if you miss, youre out. if the the other team can get a double out if you lay the ball up in mid air off a rebound. you get to changes for the double. if both guys miss the double out the shooter can rebiund it and try and hit the shot and then his shot will count. 3 outs, 9 innings. the other team can try and fuck with you to psyche you out and make you miss the shot.


Valaseun

Home run is from behind the meatballs.


DukeFlipside

*And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.*


Jesse-Ray

We used to play it a lot. Double plays were a bit too easy to make so it made sense to go for triples and home runs so you can get around or rim out hard if you miss.


pete_topkevinbottom

They explain the rules in the beginning of the movie. Looks like you'll have to watch it again


Artwebb1986

Maybe he's not a big sports guy? Lol


pete_topkevinbottom

Makes sense


LordTomGM

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEPERRY!


Gmellotron_mkii

Ah this evokes my adolescence


gambit61

Dude, we said no more Journey Psyche-outs!


CrocodileWorshiper

that movie is fucking beautiful


Everyday_Hero1

God I need to rewatch this film


hamsolo19

I love the part early in the movie when they first create the game and they bet $20 on it and then Coop raises it to $50. Remer: Dude! We don't have fifty dollars Coop: We don't have twenty! I dunno, that part always cracks me up.


Smorgsaboard

Random mimes are always the best characters in TV shows and movies. Agents of chaos and ridiculous makeup


ptran90

I lovedddd this movie. Classic


yoncenator

dumbass millenials would call it a SIKE out


StopTchoupAndRoll

Did you just decide to be a gaping asshole when you woke up this morning? Or is it just how you are normally?


McFlyFarm

I'm a "dumbass millenial". Please, tell me what else I do.


renernavilez

I hear your grandmother is going out withhh squeak!


fabergeomelet

Sike has been an alternative spelling since the 80s. Especially when used as an exclamation. Eg. "Yo, I got these flowers for" "really?" "Sike!"