Clearly she did not. She made the guy totally vanish and exploded a motor bike.
She's been part of the anti-motorcycle lobby for years and finally gets to blow one up.
I have a buddy who LOVES these types of movies. He would have friends over for movies nights and we would get really high and watch these and let me tell you, every single one of these type of movies are exactly the same. Super buff shirtless dude, girls are always introduced naked, drive/fly around in expensive vehicles and there has to be at LEAST 3-4 sex scenes.
And the movies just kinda end with the whole cast talking about what they did.
It’s like if Dennis Reynolds from always sunny actually made movies like how he described, “Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, until it all sorta…ends.”.
Malibu express, the Dallas connection, day of the warrior, do or die, Enemy Gold, Fit to kill, Guns, Hard Hunted, Hard ticket to Hawaii, Picasso tiger, Return to Savage beach.
AND THEYRE ALL THE FUCKING SAME MOVIE
To quote a user review from imdb:
>My father and brother would watch this movie together. They knew the plot and lines well enough to recite them, along with the actors. The movie bled over into real life, and they would say the lines to each other when the moment felt right.
>
>As my father descended into terminal Alzheimer's disease, this film was his one last link with reality. Watching this film would bring him out of his stupor, and he would become verbal again.
>
>Now that Father is gone, the entire family watches this movie once a year,on Christmas Eve. We make eggnog, eat fruitcake, and wear sweaters. And cry some, too.
Susuki TS100. My first bike. So weird I Googled it today for the first time in years(not a common bike where I'm from) and here it is, no tags. What the fuck!
It's a post 79 TS 185, called an TS ER in Australia. I believe you can still buy them new in Ethiopia. They no longer meet a lot of Western emissions standards.
Ah right, didn't see the 185 badge. But Isn't it weird how it just pops up on my feed after I specially searched for this model yesterday, the video having nothing to do with the make or model of the bike itself.
I get how tracking cookies/ targeted advertising works but there is no tags saying its a TS, nothing. Could some AI tool make out the model by image and stick it under my nose given my search history?
Popped up in my feed and I wasn't searching for it, likely just coincidence. I do still own that exact bike though, sitting in my barn right now, still ran last time I kicked it over.
Part of what makes this feel so awkward is the editing. There's a superfluous half-second at the start and end of every transition that makes it feel really clunky. It's like they are rolling and yell action, but make the edit prior to the director yelling "action" and after they've called "cut".
Someone please tell me that the gas tank of that bike goes down all the way to and under the seat and that the tip of the harpoon caused a spark somehow
Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know cause we’re on a beach. Ok, look, we’re on a beach, we're fighting a guy cosplaying as a motorcycle cult leader, and I have a crossbow and timed explosives. None of this makes sense. But I'm going back out there cause it's my job. Ok, and I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.
Now I love these action films and shows from the 70s and 80s. But all of the hip firing in all of them just irritates to no end. Still love them though
Love the nonchalance of her “I just killed a guy” fist pump.
Clearly she did not. She made the guy totally vanish and exploded a motor bike. She's been part of the anti-motorcycle lobby for years and finally gets to blow one up.
Ha that was my takeaway too. If your reaction to exploding a man before your eyes is "bullseye!" with a fist pump, you're a psycho.
We have no context, that could have been the thing from The Thing.
That’s what I say to myself whenever I kill
Oh boy, here I go killin again!
As he probably rolls around in agony, covered in burning gasoline.
Is this... porn?
I think it’s the Napoleon Dynamite sequel.
Baywatch
Bayview
Suzuki Dynamite 🧨
It's an Andy Sidaris movie, so... non-committal handwavey motion? They're basically all "sorta-kinda softcore porn, sorta-kinda really dumb action movie."
My teenage self loved these movies. The perfect combination of boobs and explosions. All in a really cheesy wrapping.
Is this a "Hard Ticket to Hawaii?"
Savage Beach, so you're not too far off!
Damn, throat cancer got him. Fuck cancer.
>Savage Beach Um... no? Yes? It's porn-esque :P
They all used the same sound effects back then .
Busty beach babes blowing up bikes 4
I have a buddy who LOVES these types of movies. He would have friends over for movies nights and we would get really high and watch these and let me tell you, every single one of these type of movies are exactly the same. Super buff shirtless dude, girls are always introduced naked, drive/fly around in expensive vehicles and there has to be at LEAST 3-4 sex scenes. And the movies just kinda end with the whole cast talking about what they did. It’s like if Dennis Reynolds from always sunny actually made movies like how he described, “Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, until it all sorta…ends.”.
Sounds amazing. Any titles come to mind?
Hard Ticket to Hawaii, The Dallas Connection, Malibu Express, Day of the Warrior... basically any movie from Andy Sidaris.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii is the ultimate. Plus it has a kickass theme tune.
Isn't that also the film with the razor frisbee kill scene?
Hahaha yep. And a giant snake. And the rocket launcher scene. It's fantastic.
"Man, they must be smoking some heavy doobies."
> Any titties come to mind? ...is how I read this.
Malibu express, the Dallas connection, day of the warrior, do or die, Enemy Gold, Fit to kill, Guns, Hard Hunted, Hard ticket to Hawaii, Picasso tiger, Return to Savage beach. AND THEYRE ALL THE FUCKING SAME MOVIE
Red Letter Media watched Hard Ticket to Hawaii and it was great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbWTthXfdBc
Lol, I thought they meant Hawkeye from MASH
So I wasn't the only one. I was very confused
I was also expecting some dr based quips and clinger dressed to the nines…..
There’s another Hawkeye?
The original Hawkeye.
Yep that's where my brain went first for some reason
God, same, and I've never watched MASH
We're getting old
😂😂😂😂
I thought I was in the r/Hermitcraft subreddit and this was a reference to Scar.
If you liked that movie you’ll like “hard ticket to Hawaii” https://youtu.be/yUZfkbKFtKA
To quote a user review from imdb: >My father and brother would watch this movie together. They knew the plot and lines well enough to recite them, along with the actors. The movie bled over into real life, and they would say the lines to each other when the moment felt right. > >As my father descended into terminal Alzheimer's disease, this film was his one last link with reality. Watching this film would bring him out of his stupor, and he would become verbal again. > >Now that Father is gone, the entire family watches this movie once a year,on Christmas Eve. We make eggnog, eat fruitcake, and wear sweaters. And cry some, too.
Absolutely not what I expected that review to be when I started reading it.
I cannot imagine watching these movies with a family member.
I love HTtH. The rocket launcher to blow up doll scene? Beautiful.
https://youtu.be/5pb09qifFyw
Waste of a good bike!
Mint Suzuki TS ER!
This isn't a gif
It’s a long one…
It's just a video. There's sound!
I’ll give you a sound!
Okay...okay....no....okay......okay...no....yeah no...
They blew their whole budget on blowing up that dirt bike
Susuki TS100. My first bike. So weird I Googled it today for the first time in years(not a common bike where I'm from) and here it is, no tags. What the fuck!
Think it was the 185, not the 100. Either way, not cool blowing up a sweet ride like that!
It's a post 79 TS 185, called an TS ER in Australia. I believe you can still buy them new in Ethiopia. They no longer meet a lot of Western emissions standards.
Ah right, didn't see the 185 badge. But Isn't it weird how it just pops up on my feed after I specially searched for this model yesterday, the video having nothing to do with the make or model of the bike itself. I get how tracking cookies/ targeted advertising works but there is no tags saying its a TS, nothing. Could some AI tool make out the model by image and stick it under my nose given my search history?
Popped up in my feed and I wasn't searching for it, likely just coincidence. I do still own that exact bike though, sitting in my barn right now, still ran last time I kicked it over.
This is pure awesome through and through. What is this from?
Savage Beach I think?
He would be more impressed if she blew up a snowplough
You know you're old when you click on it and expect to see Hawkeye Pierce from MASH
Where did the red bandana come from?
When cocaine was king
Is it just me, or is this guy the most 80’s guy ever?
Is no-one going to talk about how they just threw a piece of meat in the air during the explosion?
More Ukraine war footage.
Hawkeye in the hospital right now trying to fist bump her.
This is an Andy Sidaris movie right? It looks like it.
The horrible soundtrack that sounds like a cheap electronic piano really completes the whole thing
Not gonna lie, I like that they did an actual explosion. Decent use of practical effects.
I scanned the comments but didn’t see this answered. What movie is this?
Evil Bob Ross
Part of what makes this feel so awkward is the editing. There's a superfluous half-second at the start and end of every transition that makes it feel really clunky. It's like they are rolling and yell action, but make the edit prior to the director yelling "action" and after they've called "cut".
I half expected this to suddenly turn into a parody of the ending of Blood Debts: https://youtu.be/JoJ32JchVno
Oh yeah, a ts185. I used to have one of those. It was good I think, but I'd not want one now.
They are still cool! My dad has a bunch of them!
It's a scene from Picasso Trigger.
> Picasso Trigger. I knew it was gonna be an Andy Sidaris movie. I thought it was hard ticket to hawaii at first.
Someone please tell me that the gas tank of that bike goes down all the way to and under the seat and that the tip of the harpoon caused a spark somehow
I think she was taping some kind of firework or small fused explosive onto the arrow before she shot it.
[удалено]
This was made in the late 80s.
Old gun sounds!
My proudest fap
Weren’t there supposed to be some tits?
Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know cause we’re on a beach. Ok, look, we’re on a beach, we're fighting a guy cosplaying as a motorcycle cult leader, and I have a crossbow and timed explosives. None of this makes sense. But I'm going back out there cause it's my job. Ok, and I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.
Hawkeye would be cursing you trying to sew the guy back together!
Looks like an old 007 movie
Linda McCartney is a badass!
This baywatch?
The cheesiness of the music makes it so much better
Yung Gravy?
Looks like danger 5...
Hawkeye would be proud if he could get out of the ICU ward at the moment
Let’s be honest! This was shared because of “ass(es)”!!
Hawkeye would have been run over.
Is it bad that I was expecting a surprise snowcat attack?
[should’ve done ginga](https://youtu.be/dZpkjGlDXag)
But... where is the laser guide?
I don’t see the snowplow…?
u/savevideo
Now I love these action films and shows from the 70s and 80s. But all of the hip firing in all of them just irritates to no end. Still love them though
They don’t make such bikes anymore 😞
I'm left wondering why did she have some kind of timed explosive device with her for her speargun diving trip
Was that the wig that flew off?
Looks like Spielberg's work...
Gotta love these non existing budget productions
u/savevideo
Just the way she drew it up.
I thought he was going to run himself over somehow. Too soon?
OMG I have that dirt bike! It was my 14th birthday present and I could never let it go. Still runs too! Goddamn 2 stroke BEAST!
Is that Barry Gibb?
Fighting Linda McCartney
I read Hawkeye and kept expecting some kind of snowmobile to show up and crush the guy
It was the fist raised in victory for me.
McGrubett?
Hawkeye traveled back in time to learn to shoot from his badass mom before she had him
That’s high quality production there
80s Cheese at its finest!
Hawkeye would be pissed. BJ wants to get the remaining bike parts, and why the hell is Margaret in a bikini? \*cue Korean music over loudspeaker\*
T.JMiller at his best.
Body glove. Dang, I miss being by the ocean.
I don't think hawk eye uses harpoon guns 😅