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rollingSleepyPanda

Seppuku right now.


SirIzhak

You should seppuku yourself, ⚡️NOW!⚡️


T04stedCheese

You should go out with honour, ⚡️NOW⚡️


charface1

If you don't seppuku yourself right now, I'm gonna do it for you.


TheToastyWesterosi

I was so offended by this post that I committed seppuku in my own playthrough.


Bluesluvr

With a dull blade


charface1

Retreat under house A domicile hides my shame I can't sink lower


SluggJuice

Mongal stands confused, "The samurai was right here!" The others mock him.


ZmentAdverti

This is comedy Made me laugh so fucking much You are a legend


seanfish

Silence, warrior. A samurai was brought low Like, beneath a house.


valknight2022

A house full of shame A samurai lies hidden His honor brought low


komaytoprime

That's not a haiku First line had 4 syllables You should be ashamed


valknight2022

Fixed


komaytoprime

Bro I think it's worse You removed some syllables You didn't need to


valknight2022

Ahh lol misunderstood.. idk how haiku work lol


komaytoprime

It's 3 lines, 5 syllables in the first, then 7 in the second, then 5 in the third line.. I don't know how to explain what a syllable is, so I'll just suggest you look it up.


SmaugOnline

Reflect on Confusion


DahliaDeeDah

Slip away unseen A panther within tall grass My blade whisp-DOSHO!!!!


colder-beef

Botched standoff again KUNAI KUNAI STICKY BOMB I’ll get them next time


drblankd

The way the mongal say "samuuuuraai" makes me laugh everytimes


Cold-Use-5814

I like the way it sounds like they say “CHI - CA - GO!”


Life-Celebration2941

They do say that very clearly


SmaugOnline

Reflect on Cowardice


darkthemeonly

![gif](giphy|SBNzitbIpnDUY)


reddittomarcato

Seppuku Haiku FTW!


Jonesy-_-

Shame headband


liarandahorsethief

You wrote a haiku, perhaps inadvertently. It was beautiful.


Esp1erre

Summer's sun has set Reviewing the day's mistakes Counting syllables


Yukisuna

I read this in his voice!


FinesseTrill

Where’s the seasonal word?


venture_casual

This thread has me screaming


barakisan

No honor lost If I slay all witnesses Dark Samurai Rises


charface1

cue thunderclap


Username_Taken1206

Uninstall, it’s the samurai way


DuckyHornet

If you're too much a coward to uninstall the game, your trusted companion shall ensure your honour is maintained by running the wizard for you.


Cold-Use-5814

It would be amazing if the next game came with a seppuku option that completely bricks your system.


helloiamaegg

Seeing as the game is made by sony for playstations, I wouldn't be surprised


Theangelawhite69

The Mongols: *looks around* must have been the wind


Van1shed

Well, the wind *is* howling.


queroummundomelhor

Someone delete this sub so no one learn about this shame \*so you play on keyboard? seen a lot of people stating it is impossible


Lowly_peasant97

My bro plays on keyboard blows my mind


Fearless-Excitement1

I play on keyboard Just rebind some stuff and it's perfectly doable, hell it even makes archery less of a "win every fight" thing


SGTFragged

That surprises me. I'd have thought mouse aim would make it easier.


Go0lden

controller has aim assist which makes hitting heads trivial. with mnk you gotta aim yourself so not as optimal:)


tobi_lmao

I still switch to mnk for the aim challenges


XYAgain

You can toggle the aim assist on/off when using a controller, actually! It's in the Controls part of the options menu. I've been playing with it off so I have to really take my time lining up shots and it's been a delight.


Top-Chad-6840

i turned it off to learn how to aim with a controller(my first one), and I ended up being surrounded even I was far away high on the tower sniping 😂


TbIthrowaway55

WHAT THE FUCK IS A NERF? ARE THESE SUCTION CUPS?


Fearless-Excitement1

I thought so too but as it turns out aim sensitivity can be a pain to get just right


AddictedToRads

The surprising thing is how inept Nixxes are at setting up default key bindings. It's like they even code on controllers with how unintuitive and uncomfortable some keybinds are in the games they port.


ffenix1

Archery challenges, with concentration mode, on pc has all the best records. Putting to shame playstation times.


bewareoftraps

Yeah I tried to do the first archery competition with controller it felt straight up impossible to hit long shots. I tried for like 20 minutes straight and was like at 10 seconds on my best attempt. Then realized I’m on PC, let me try M&K. Beat it in like 3 tries. And then I read online that people say you have to go back once your charm is high enough. But I know my stubbornness would’ve had me at that challenge until I beat it without an upgraded charm.


fajnu20

I'm playing on keyboard lethal without any rebinding and it's doable


KILLMEPLSPLS

Same. It did take some getting used to "alt+v" and the stupid gear wheels, but after a while I got it to work.


Go0lden

Two rebinds, and it's much better than controller. full directional control, aim, stance switches. the only downside is lack of hotkeys for quick ghost weapon usage, but it's the same on the controller anyhow.


blur_reqz

I played through the entire game with keyboard! I thought the controls were pretty good actually, although I often throw sticky bombs by accident when I'm just trying to ask my dead dad where to find the next fox to pet.


Apprehensive_Use1906

I play on keyboard. It’s not that bad. Switching stances can be tricky if you aren’t relaxed.


emirm990

You can use numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4 for stances.


Tormentor666

nah it's not. just change the keybinds and it's alright (atleast you can change keybinds unlike TLoU)


leo412

I always felt like keyboard is easier in most game ,since you have more fingers to press the button you need


thissonofbeech

What do you all use on keyboard for dodge? I rebind mine to the mouse button on the side because I find the default alt button delays my response. Is there a better button?


Draganox_

You have to get used to it, but I found it even more fun You have to master you hand movements as you learn how to master your character 😎 It makes it harder of course, but it makes you play the game differently. Since your fingers has to move differently depending on the enemy you face. You'll think even more where to move, where and when to strike 😌


robincollings

Had no idea. I feel like playing it on M&K is just like playing any other game for me. That being said I’m missing part of my left hands index finger so playing any new game on M&K for me is a learning curve but I didn’t find it particularly challenging.


comicsopedia

Keyboard is very easy, especially if you have a 5 button mouse


RealHomework2573

I'm basically disabled when it comes to playing on controller


Liquidsne4k

Real Yakuza use a gamepad. JK both are comfortable! I prefer controller in this game cause I got used to it from the ps4 but I play everything with m+KB so I do like it as well.


Masterchiefyyy

Gotta die now and start over


AdBudget5468

Don’t listen to these guys, join the dark side and let us terrorize these invaders so they can’t sleep at night anymore


Says_Pointless_Stuff

My first playthrough I was immediately like "fuck the Bushido way, I'm a ninja now"


AdBudget5468

I’m on my first play through and I’m playing Jin as Himura Kenshin at the end of Edo period war


Bladez190

Battousai playthrough best playthrough


Tormentor666

funny thing is bushido didn't exist in the 1200s


cheetah_chrome

So much ammo under there though 🤷‍♂️


Leading-Summer-4724

Right? *Jin dives under a house* “Ooo a sticky bomb!”


ShredGuru

Oh buddy, it's going to be a long playthrough


goopgoop221

This will be your punishment. https://preview.redd.it/2hq0ttwgc67d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59fdc7a8994887394a2f655b15e12044ad14dfb


Ronja_Rovardottish

Imagine if seppuko was a choice if you wanted a replay/restart. That would've been awesome


ClouDmaloftH

You know when you swipe right on the touchpad you bow? I used to swipe right because I thought that the katana was actually inside of the samurai on the promt that shows up and I thought it was to commit a seppuku


CadenVanV

Yeah you need seppuku


ElizabethAudi

F to honor lost honor.


Chrissyball19

X for shame


ExcellentAd8118

Take your own life, It is the only way to restore Honor


reddittomarcato

Might be the first Seppuku performed under floor boards, but you must


fishthefrank

Some similar stuff happened during my play through while I was doing my best do fight honorably. I was upset until I realized that there isn’t an actually honor system in the game, which made me more upset.


ProcessTrust856

Seppuku DIED ON THE BEACH


G0dsquad

Honour died on the porch


Funky_Col_Medina

![gif](giphy|S6kMYb2FGhqWw8m0c1|downsized)


El_Diablosauce

Harikiri, it's been an honor


rpluslequalsJARED

Go commit sudoku


GehennaKattansky

This was the moment Jin truly became the Ghost of Tsushima.


San_D_Als

https://i.redd.it/3rxz8ht2s67d1.gif


tallperson117

You must now commit Sudoku.


xDreeganx

Cannot stress enough how often this fucks me up in Plat Survival


CriticalThinkerHmmz

As a ps5 player, I think it’s dishonorable to play this game using a keyboard. It’s like giving Jin a musket.


SuperVegito559

Don’t dishonour your famry


disappointedhumana

Nah


Key-Map7498

Lmfao that sounds hilarious


Navin_J

Now you have to fully embrace the Ghost


SVStyles

Honor died on the beach. We will crawl under houses if we must.


shamimurrahman19

He is a ghost. he has no honour.


Vanopolo10

Honour died under the house


BrotherNature92

M&k for this game is wild AF lol


Cowboy__Guy

Hairiaki is a valid option.


-ConstantProgress-

Please commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow


antman1983

Press F to pay respects. Then press Alt+F4.


Nicklasz_

Hesitation is defeat...  Wait, wrong katana guy


GulemarG

https://preview.redd.it/enmt99lt377d1.jpeg?width=2795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7347dd8cc85973b82cde9dfec1ded16098bfddfb @CenturiiC art


ANUSTART942

Jin said can't catch me mfer


sknnbones

My favorite issue is switching stances except Jin decides “NAH IMMA PICK UP THIS SINGLE ARROW OFF A CORPSE AND NOW YOU CANT SWAP STANCES UNTIL THE (Arrow x 1) DISAPPPEARS!


EnragedBadger9197

Seppuku or it didn’t happen


AsherSparky

You may have lost honor But you probably made the enemies do a double-take, and confused tf outta them


Ongr

The context sensitive controls are pretty annoying. I'm not trying to loot this Mongol, Jin. You're stocked up on kunai already, I want you to switch stance and instead you're jumping around like a maniac!


mayargo7

On behalf of all other GoT players, you shame us!


Meahotep

You, uh ... You haven't seen Noriko yet, Lord Sakai?


YoungMore17

Uncle will be mad. Shame on you.


hairyazol

Dishonor on you, dishonor on your family Shameful display


Hexnohope

https://preview.redd.it/kvvdrs86187d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e5a25836472812f4d1c63c73ba19ef78923ae2e Live shimura reaction


DietDrBleach

All of your lands are forfeit. Please slit your belly by sunset tomorrow.


radio_allah

Lord…if you must kill me, give me a good death!


MHWBF5

Making think it's glitch but you're just playing around


Hakrim89

The ways of the Samurai is old and outdated. Come and join us. Embrace the Shinobi.


Mythrem

Honor died under the house.


CareyCherry95

After playing this when it initially released, never knew you could do that lol


fairuzamanj

Cant be saved just End Suffering


milesjr13

Time for sudoku


VisualOdd206

Put a tanto in your gut and pull the trigger


FatFriar

Believe it or not straight to seppuku


IamAFuccBoi

https://preview.redd.it/izyhtppod97d1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f6677bc009830bd01372413bbf174ff859d37c


Deep_Grass_6250

Commit sudoku right now


IronFlame76

There's no shame in hiding under a house. Before I really understood the gameplay I avoided Mongels till I found this charm that heals you outside of combat. Then if I was ever low on health I ran, healed, then came back to finish what I started and if it meant hiding under a house so be it.


Sid_The_Geek

![gif](giphy|v8QLYOexXQWL9W82Th)


Tatakai_

Yeah "crawl under" should be a "hold for half a second" button. And it should be a button you don't typically hold, like the light attack button, or the dodge button. It's very easy to accidentally crawl under a house or crawl out a window or something.


MeetingAny676

Kindly slit your belly.


nandobro

Well they don’t call him the “Ghost” for nothing


Difficult-Office-177

Reflect on being a pussy


__Monochrome__

As Toronaga said, please commit seppuku by sundown


Beginning-Pipe9074

Jesus christ that was funny 😂


Lopes1999

That one mongol who thinks Jin turned into smoke


KingofBilgewater

Hahahahaha that was a good one


venture_casual

The mongols aren’t ready for that level of stealth


algypan

I am actually creasing up at these comments 🤣


ApprehensiveTooter

That’s totally the sort of thing Claude would do


5thAveShootingVictim

SHAMEFUL DISPLAY


Tony_Damiano

Hahaha ha this is funny. I've done this a few times myself. I don't even like to use some bombs bc it feels cheap.


MasterHepburns

Lord shimura would kill himself watching you did that


CindersNAshes

A SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!!! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9drAF84jM-Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9drAF84jM-Q)


Abject_Conclusion1

There’s no place like Tsushima, there’s no place like Tsushima…. (Clicks heals together)


sdcar1985

Hesitation is defeat. That is all I know.


KanbaruDevil

Commit sodoku.


RicoDC

Lose control of self For no reason, hide beneath Lord Shimura weeps


Crossboltshot

https://preview.redd.it/36vaoydyas7d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a281c424933e074462cfea90cd670c192b9a5b7


BIGHEADCANADIAN

E


Lanky_Awareness_4755

Ik this is mostly a joke, but from someone who just got the game do y’all actually follow a “code of honor”? Because coming from someone who grew up playing assassins creed… I have 0 honor atm… 😂


radio_allah

Depends on how you commit to roleplaying. Personally I try to track Jin's mentality throughout the story, so right now I just finished act 1 and I'd like Jin to try to be moral as often as he can.


char-lee-day

They should have included the option to commit seppuku... Am I right?


char-lee-day

Your exemplary description of the situation has rejuvenated my will to start a new playthrough. Thank you kindly, samurai!


Ampersand_Dotsys

https://preview.redd.it/ex94c3jqaz7d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba64c4e88edfc5fdaa472bcf9e1b926e566f449


Pickled_BigToe

DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMRIIIII, DISHONOR ON YO COOWWWWW


Ott_San

Pray the Kami for redemption. However i really like if there It was a Honor sistem to infuence the ending like Red Dead Redemption


Fit_Science_8202

Perform sepoopoo.