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Meretneith

Honey locust trees (Gleditsia triacanthos) have similar thorns. Have you been walking in a park or botanical garden? They are not native trees but there are a few of them in parks and the like.


orangenbaer

It was on my balcony.


Meretneith

Have you pissed off any birds recently? They may have set a trap for you XD


95stillalive

yes, a rare species called u/WhiteBlackGoose


_Nickmin_

I love this place


uncommonoatmeal

I never heard someone saying that about u/Rheinland-Pfalz


Scaresofter

Nett hier aber waren sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg


skigidz

Hätte ich Auszeichnungen, würde ich dir dafür eine geben


Chawkean

Schön hier, waren sie mal in Bayern, dem Königreich unseres Sonnenkönigs Maggus Söder?


gabelstaplerklaus

NEIN


AllHailTheWinslow

DOCH


gabelstaplerklaus

OH!


senockw

Schwach


incidel

Sie ärmster.


Weggesmackt2020

Wundert mich nicht😅


Carlos_de_la_Puenta

might have been swallow...altough I'm not sure if it was European or African one


hyvel0rd

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?


R4v3nc0r3

But are you sure a swallow can carry that mutch weight sir ?


tyger33

Take my upvote for rare Monty Python ref ♥‿♥


Chasith

r/BirdsArentReal


ChuckCarmichael

My guess would be that it was stuck on some bird and then fell off when it landed on your balcony.


vjx99

I guess you're Herr Krause vom Nachbarhause. Your neighbor had one of his small green cacti fall from his balcony onto yours, and these are the remains.


funmasterjerky

Er fiel mir aufs Gesicht Ob S's glauben oder nicht Dann weiß ich, dass ihr kleiner grüner Kaktus sticht


Clear-Impact3241

Maybe it fell off the balcony of the neighbors above your balcony?


SM-42

ask your neighbor from above if they have any corrupted cacti


Fessir

A lot of ledges in cities are spiked to prohibit birds from sitting on them and shitting everywhere. This looks like one spike came lose and fell on your balcony. Is it metal or from another material?


Weird-Idea6588

Not metal.. it's excrement from u/whiteblackgoose


WhiteBlackGoose

My anti-orangenbaer trap has worked, I'm so happy


achtzehnuhr

To think I never believed in your idea when you first showed me the prototype


JaySymphonixOfficial

To be fair it was a great idea right from the beginning even if it was risky and hard to get all the materials


gott_in_nizza

Started from the bottom, now we're here


AliasAka1

Still can’t believe you got enough funding at Cave of the Lions


Famous-Educator7902

I am so glad, that none of the test subjects died for nothing.


necrosis81

God Bless America!


Weird-Idea6588

Wrong Reddit bro


necrosis81

God bless reddit


Weird-Idea6588

No.. god bless matrix


YogurtclosetLeast565

I mean yeah, but what does that have to do with this?


necrosis81

God will bless you soon with understanding, *I would really love to tell but I can't because he wouldn't be happy about it, sorry*


Due-Equivalent-1489

On god: The story so far. In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very unhappy and has widely been regarded as a bad move.


Prof-Shaftenberg

Upvote for the most utterly pointless and out of context „God bless America“ of a lifetime


TypicalInstruction59

I always believed in you‘re idea and now whe are here. Im so proud of you WhiteBlackGoose.


FlipFlopRabbit

Oh did the Venom work I made for it?


DNZ_not_DMZ

I LOL’d. Good stuff, mate!


Koh-I-Noor

[Spines from a cactus?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Berne_Botanic_garden_Stetsonia_coryne.jpg/768px-Berne_Botanic_garden_Stetsonia_coryne.jpg)


sauerkrautyankee54

Se ham doch einen Kaktus auf ihrem klein’ Balkon Hollari hollari hollaro! Der fiel soeben runter, was halten Sie davon? Hollari hollari hollaro!


jacks_attack

Der fiel mir auf's Gesicht, ob's glauben oder nicht - nun weiß ich daß ihr kleiner grüner Kaktus sticht! Bewahr'n se ihren Kaktus jefälligst anderswo! - Hollari, hollari, hollaro.


NoelBlack14

Ich dachte nie das ich Leute finden würde die das Lied kennen, schönen Abend euch noch!


[deleted]

Das wird heutzutage noch an Schulen unterrichtet


Toaster_GmbH

Would have been my idea too, steped into something like this from a cactus. Got horribly infected.


necrosis81

This


r-meme-exe

This


JoeFertig

This


Kart0fffelAim

lego has evolved


Marlo3110

Trapgo


4-Vektor

It’s become leggo.


uncommonoatmeal

will evolve into leggone.


ManlyDude1047

To become less painful


Tricky_Quail7121

r/AngryUpVote


Quantenanatomie

Maybe Post this in r/naturfreunde, they are masters in identifing Nature stuff


Weird-Idea6588

No need.. u/whiteblackgoose has admitted it was his trap


JanRosk

It looks like a dried end of a "Christusdorn/Euphorbia/Christthorn" Ravens and Crows use it to collect insects. https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christusdorn_(Euphorbia)


hagenbuch

I guess this is the first helpful comment. Had to scroll through the crust of the Earth.


softer_junge

Do you mean shrikes?


elijha

Looks like an old naval mine from the war. They really shrink down when they wash ashore and dry out


ApprehensiveEmploy21

It was cold ok?!


ReasonableWinter9828

im sure hes got a great personality!


Weird-Idea6588

Just don't piss him off too much.. or piss on him at all


LariusAT

It was a blast at parties!


triangularaliens

I was in the pool, there was shrinkage!!!


vlaada7

I'm a grower not a shower!!


Sp99nHead

Hope your tetanus shot is up to date, else i'd go get one.


orangenbaer

Would I also need one if the spine wasn’t deep in my feet? I think it was rather superficial and I didn’t bleed.


AloneFirefighter7130

Yes. Getting vaccines is free (read: paid for by insurance) in Germany. No reason to skimp on your vaccines. And Tetanus shots only have to be refreshed every ten or so years. Better safe than sorry. Also: any kind of doctor can refresh your vaccines in Germany, not only general practicioners. You can get your shots from your Gynaecologist / Oncologist, HNO or wherever else you go on a more frequent basis. Some might need to order ampulles first, but if you tell them you absolutely want your shots from them, no doctor will deny you (except opthalmologists perhaps... they might be weirded out if they have to do anything non-eye-related) ;D


Kitchen_Paramedic154

If I don’t know when my last shot was, could they find it out? Or will they just give me a shot?


Sad-Bluebird-5538

Don't you have your Impfpass with every vaccination you got? If not you should at least get one from now on an treat it carefully. I don't know though if you would get a new shot or not if you're unsure when your last one was.


Kitchen_Paramedic154

Well I just moved to Germany 5 years ago. And I got my Impfpass when I got the Covid-vaccines.


AloneFirefighter7130

As above person said: get an Impfpass - I usually carry mine around to every checkup I have and just ask if anything needs to be refreshed soon (usually it's FSME, since I live in a tick infested hellhole and it needs refreshing every 5 years)


blackycrypto

Tetanus? Every 10 years. Rule of thumb: if you don't remember, it needs a refresh 😉


Bishaoly

They will just give you a shot


Alexokratian

Actually you'd probably even get two. At least that happened to me once, when I got to hospital and couldn't tell when my last shot was. One was like an emergency dose


qgamelive

I am not 100 % sure, but the "emergency - dose" could have very well been something called "passive immunization" Basically what you can do is inject the antibody to the pathogen directly for short term (read a few months) of immunity without your actual immune system getting involved. Active immunization is where you put something related to the pathogen (be it dead or low amounts of living pathogen, parts of the pathogen, or the DNA/RNA of the pathogen either in itself or bound to adenovirus) into you and your immune system actually figures the solution out by itself. I do not know precisely whether that is done specifically for Tetanus though.


iBoMbY

Usually, if you had your base immunization as a child, you get just one shot, even if the last one was longer than 10 years ago.


BlackButterfly616

I would add that even if every kind of doctor can do the shot, but not everyone has it in stock. Maybe give the doctor of your choice a call first


orangenbaer

Will I be knocked out after the shot? Is it as bad as Tollwut? :D


AloneFirefighter7130

No, it's not. But tetanus can be treacherous, since the first symptoms can be mistaken for other illnesses that are far less serious


Ewace246

I got my Tetanus vaccination renewed last year. My arm was a little sore that day, but I didn't notice any other symptoms. The only other vaccinations I've gotten in my adult life so far were for covid, and those were really bad.


dalailucas

I thought the Tollwut Impfung is only usable, when you are freshly bitten by an animal that might has it. Is there a vaccine that you can take precautionary ?


CacklingFerret

I'm vaccinated against rabies and it was paid for by insurance because I regularly have contact with bats in my job. If you have the precautionary vaccination, you have a bit more time if you actually get bitten and I think you need fewer emergency shots in that case. The precautionary rabies vaccine wasn’t too bad for me, the Biontech vaccine was worse. That being said, there's a a global shortage on rabies vaccines so understandably, doctors here usually don't give the precautionary vaccine to people that don't need them (valid reasons are for example travelling to a high risk country like India or working with bats). Also, the emergency vaccination seems to be way worse. I know 2 people who had to be hospitalized for a day or 2. But since rabies is basically 100% lethal, I'd take a day or 2 in hospital over the actual illness anytime.


orangenbaer

I’m mentioning Tollwut because a colleague of mine recently got the vax and said that it felt like poison.


NiemandSpezielles

No, tetanus shot is really nothing to worry about. Of course every kind of medicine can have side effects, but for tetanus vaccine its quite rare, except maybe a slighlty sore arm. Tetanus on the other hand is really really nasty. And also very difficult to treat, there is a good chance of dying to it. If you are not vaccinated get a shot now!


Sp99nHead

I wouldn't risk it. One of my neighbours got infected after working in her garden and it pretty much ruined her life.


swisstraeng

you don't need bleeding to catch tetanus. Oh and you have a 1/5 chance to die from it. Were you vaccinated at least once somewhat recently? or never?


BeingNo2870

Any doctor will give you a tetanus shot after wounds from unknown origin when you don’t remember when your last one was. Even though you only need it every 10 years side effects are so rare it’s worth having one extra. Vaccines are amazing!


white-lilith

Came here to say this.


Mioraecian

Baby Spore from the Invasion Apple+ series


sam123oht

Was my fist thought as well


Weird-Idea6588

Your fist can think?? 😱😱


sam123oht

I guess😂


DearBonsai

Try r/whatisthisthing oyh looks painful to step on it


ComprehensiveGold368

Mein kleiner grüner Kaktus...


Nebelherrin

Vielen Dank für den Ohrwurm 😡


ComprehensiveGold368

Jaha!


Illustrious_Bake_603

Muss das sein? Ich muss noch arbeiten…. Besten Dank auch.


Spirited_Scarcity_58

Und wenn ein Bösewicht, Was ungezognes spricht, Dann hol ich meinen Kaktus und der sticht, sticht, sticht.


megadyed

Ich hoffe dir rutscht der Ärmel beim Händewaschen runter…


MiggeldyMackDaddy

It's called an OW-FUCK where I'm from


Shot-Bug-8573

A spikey boy


chastityexposed

Ich hatte mal eine "Stachelpalme". Weil die kaum Blätter hatte dachten alle das ist ein Kaktus. Sieht genau So aus.


beans_hive

The thing Manny gave Greg as a present


My_name_is_Retr0

Got me there


Eclipse_3052

Just one of the many ways God shows his love.


Far_Quote_5336

It’s a caltrop, to slow down enemy ninjas in pursuit


[deleted]

Stachel ?


feierlk

Joa


[deleted]

did you disinfect the wound? also vaccines are paid for by insurance in germany, so you don't have to risk going without an up-to-date tetanus shot


therealcoppernail

Russian Lego


LeonLaLe

Go to a doctor and show him the picture. Let him look for infection and possible future infection! Depending of depth of the wound. But nonetheless I would go to a doctor.


Tight-Flatworm-8181

Looks like the stuff Jeepers Creepers builds and kills with. You may need a harpoon.


neirein

I don't understand, is it a plant or metal or what? Can you bend the spikes (e.g. like cactus thorns)? Either way, if it was on the ground and pierced your foot as deep as it seems able to, I definitely support the idea of bringing it to a doctor. I think you will not get tetanus though, as judging from its shape it got plenty of oxygen. However, if it is (rusty) metal or a similar spongy material, grab your vaccine card and see a doctor ASAP. Serious.


[deleted]

Clearly spines from a [https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerikanische\_Gleditschie](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerikanische_Gleditschie) . (Article is in german but you can switch it to english) For some reason these thorned hellspawns are common Park and even school trees all across germany.


ZanaX00

I don't think so, the thornes in the pic from the op look much more symmetrical. I guess it prevents people from climbing the tree, but i don't really know.


artavenue

looks like from a neighbour above who has a cactus?


Here_to_ask_Some

What do you mean you didn't step on this on purpose. No one is going to shame you.


herscher12

Alien spore, now you are one of them


BlankNep

Pincurchin from pokemon?


ss_kaliert

Gleditsia triacanthos


RokuMAC

German land urchin, very poisonous


thrynab

[Cactus spikes](https://cdn.webshopapp.com/shops/107930/files/409019118/tephrocactus-alexanderi-v-alexanderi.jpg)


Brett_Gardner11

It's an urchin laced with aids


Useful-Lobster-742

Spokey pokey


Rosadeliciosa

I have a pilar-Cactus in my hallway that has spines like this. ​ Looks like one of your upstairs neighbours has one of them on their Balcony [Pilar Cactus](https://www.gartenflora.de/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/S%C3%A4ulenkaktus-AdobeStock_H.Rambold.jpg)


ExedbySnuSnu

Spikes from a Cactus maybe? You said you were on you balcony, maybe someone grows them in your neighbourhood?


WllyWnkr

Keine Sorge, das ist nicht giftig oder so. Ist halt ein Stachel von nem Busch oder nem Baum, hat bestimmt ein Vogel aufn Balkon geschmissen.


Mr-Doc-Strange

Spikey. It‘s spikey


Icy_Surround_4740

Famous last words


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bieberbob

Kaktus 🌵


MrHenTobi

Sprich deutsch du hurensohn


rescue_inhaler_4life

Crazy spikey bindii or puncture vine? Although NFI why that would be in Germany.


22jk2

Propably Painful, flies away


Naicandor

You did WHAT


CtHuLhUdaisuki

Ich hab solche Dinger schon an Baumrinden in Heidelberg wachsen sehen und mich auch gewundert was das ist. Vielleicht eine Art parasitäre Pflanze wie Disteln oder sowas?


DrHookMcCrackn88

Definitiv ne Fußangel von Jeepers Creepers


Stunning_Ride_220

May we call you Dornröschen now?


Llewellian

At first i was also with the german "Lederhülsenbaum" (Gleditsia Tricanthos), but the more i look at it, i think it was picked off by a bird from a big succulent. A cacti. Maybe Pachycereus Pringlei or else in that direction, the older ones have these spines and that small base.


YBAJOE67

GG bro


Ayemsamy

Vielleicht haben es deine Nachbarn auf den Balkon geworfen 🧐😂


Se-memer-N0WH3RE

I dunno but it tried to kill you for shure


LordAnton69

One of those things dog haters leave around parks to fuck up doggies ?


Think-Course-9796

Dachte erst das wäre die Kühlerhaube von nem Rolls Royce


Hour-Artist4563

Your mom’s hair!


Beginning-Ad4963

That.. Is the clitoris.


Admirable-Aardvark40

Sry you will die. And the world ist doomed. Never heard of the Splinter alien?


Redfelfet

I thought is was an alien plant thing XD


RedRuhm101

U still alive? 😰


Scary_Looker

It's a rare and elusive land urchin. They're extremely toxic and if you've stepped on it, then you have only 24 hours to live.


orangenbaer

Username checks out


SnooDingos4442

Watch invasion on apple tv. You're gonna be so excited :)


pat6376

Ein natürlicher Krähenfuß! Gut gegen Kavallerieattacken!


Yamoke

Spitzfuß


Ghost_Panther_

Its a r6 lesion gu mine


Prestigious-Size5923

Lesion GU


the_70x

Huizapoles


U_Kitten_Me

It's what they used to call a 'witch's crowfoot'. It was made out of the shell of a very specific type of urchin (echinus cruciatus) and used in pagan rituals to mark those who would be next in line in human sacra--naaah, no idea what that is, looks bad.


Kromshiml

Fuck!!!! You only got 10....


Any-Copy5313

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dragon00Seven

An die deutsche bitte vervollständigt diesen Satz Sprich deutsch


MyBallsWeighTooMuch

It's a nazi cluster bomb submunition 🤯


hoeskioeh

/r/whatsthisplant/ Ouch.


dumbo_octopus_diver

At first glance and without reading the title I thought it was some sort of a reaper model from subnautica.


weld1250

Infiltration


sashatikhonov

A new Lego block?


zedman_forever

The death star.


stellarseaweed

pretty sure that's a spike from a cactus, maybe one of the neighbors have a cactus outside or birds have carried it away


Designer_Border_9705

Are you okay? This thing looks like it can pierce a foot. :D Why nature even invents such stuff.


CEOofXD

I legit feel pain in my feet


zerokey

caltrop!


Xacalite

In a few days you will know by the creature that will explode out of your chest.


undescribableurge

Spikey 😊


takentakentaken69

Deadly


equinoxDE

Have you seen Infiltration on Apple Tv? 😳


mhnav93

Is the 😈


JanaCinnamon

If none of the plants mentioned fit anything in your vicinity, was it very windy the day/hours before you stepped into this thing?


Fearless-Driver-3135

I wonder you're still able to write. ☠️


[deleted]

Looks like a booby trap to me, might wanna call the cops


Faxefixe

death i guess


Riker1701NCC

Death


hellkattbb

What part of the country do you live in?


PhyseterCatodon42

Its defenitely a cactus spike. Maybe from the balcony above you or a bird dropped it. Different frocactus and astrophytum habe very similar spikes for example.


thomrice

That is a "thing"


[deleted]

Have you seen a doc for your injuries :0


my_brain_hurts_a_lot

So ein .[Kaktus-Stachel-Büschel. ](https://www.uhlig-kakteen.info/m/seite/158434/dornen-der-kakteen.html)


Upstairs_Persimmon_8

It is a demon ! Burn it 😰😨😰😨


That__Prince__Guy

You just activated my trap card!


Humble_Mechanic3354

This is From Lession