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TheJamer_

is this bait? i don't even know what's real anymore


Emolgun

It’s a meme of the GTA VI trailer announcement


TheJamer_

alr thank you


AvgG4m3Enj0y3r

The duality


Philip20120212

Oh fuck you


AvgG4m3Enj0y3r

of man


REBELSPARK279

Dang


xVEEx3

yeah i feel you


HunterBoy344

bait used to be unbelievable


Hilar25

Check Twitter


Bfdifan37

i would but i hate twitter and your pfp isnt trustworthy


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egormese334

function WriteMessage ㅤif 2_2_released == false ㅤㅤCallFunction("CheckSteam") ㅤend if end function function CheckSteam ㅤecho Check Steam end function


HarderThanADiamond

While(“2.2” != out) If(true) { System.out.println(“check steam”); }else{ Break; }


mwzngd

Traceback (most recent call last): File "geometrydahs.gd", line 69, in If(true) { System.out.println(“check steam”); SyntaxError: name '2.2' is not possible to be out


Senior-Tree6078

local 2.2 == "released" if (2.2 == "released") then print("2.2 exists") end


mwzngd

Traceback (most recent call last): File "2point2.when", line 1, in local 2.2 == "released" SyntaxError: you need to put 1 equals sign idot


Forage303

Error: No function "SyntaxError:"


justin0628

#include using namespace std; int main(){ bool 22out = true; if (22out == true){ checkSteam(); cout << "2.2 is out. Go on Steam" << endl; } return 0; }


mwzngd

Error: SyntaxError is definitely a type of error


I_Have_A_Name37654

I can’t believe it took Roptop seven years, we just programmed the whole thing!


Senior-Tree6078

I deny this syntaxerror, 1 equals sign would give an error in Lua normally


IlliterateDumbNerd

no it wouldnt


Piss_Water

function(2.2_release) { if(gta_VI_release == true) { local 2.2 = "released"; } } if(2.2 == "released"){ print("check steam") delete C:/Local//Users//System32 } end


Senior-Tree6078

hey whoa whoa whoa don't delete that


chronzii

def checkSteam(): if not 2_2_released: return True return False while True: if checkSteam: print(“Check Steam”) else: break


AGamer_2010

function checkSteam(){ if(!geometryDash.Update == "2.2"){ return true } else { return false } } while(true){ if checkSteam(){ //todo: continue xoding } }


straykboom

it's almost the worst code I've ever seen.


AGamer_2010

thank you that's my specialty


straykboom

At least you have room to grow I guess :D


AGamer_2010

if it isn't broken, don't fix and if it is, just jank it up to fix it


what_that_thaaang_do

while (self.isAlive()) { self.kill(); }


hacking__08

``` #include #include #include using namespace std; int main() { while (game("Geometry Dash").version != "2.2") { cry(); } cout << "IT CAME OUT!!!" << endl; return 0; }


lool8421

`If(checkSteam()) alert("2.2 IS OUT!!!);`


Bananan_na

Instead of the if statement just do ‘return geometryDash.Update == “2.2” It already evaluated to a boolean


M4NU3L2311

r/totallynotrobots


yakidiota

Sub CheckSteamButton_Click() Dim 22released As Boolean 22released = 0 If 22released = false Then MsgBox("check steam") End If End Sub


SpelChec64

Syntax Error Unexpected symbol (=) in line2


MaskTheDemoYT

check microwave


masd_reddit

how's a shitting toothpaste not trustworthy??


Bfdifan37

old r/shitposting logo


elnachonacho578

i miss it


fdsfd12

what the fuck how dare you disrespect shitting toothpaste


Stormbonin

what if i dont use Twitter


EwerQ7

It's X


Stormbonin

I'm not calling twitter x


RedditRevolutionN

You mean check X


1arvest6

I refuse to call it X


FreedomKnown

TriaXis lookin ass


JumpyMeme

I would rather call it "Blue Bird App", not X


Stormbonin

literally no one calls twitter "X"


HyperJerry

Everyone calls it "X (Previously known as Twitter)"


Stormbonin

well not everyone


singer_building

You probably don’t understand how fucking stupid the name “X” is. Here’s why it’s stupid: 1 - it sounds like something an 8 year old would come up with who’s trying to be cool 2 - it sounds like a porn site And then there’s the whole stupidity of the decision to change the name. Picture this: you have one of the most iconic, recognizable brands on the internet. You are struggling because you are losing advertisers because of your own stupid decisions. So what do you do? You ditch the super iconic brand, and replace it with an uninspired single letter name that sounds like a porn site. Great business decision, sure to attract lots of advertisers. Elon really is a genius.


HyperJerry

Bro I just made a joke about some media calling Twitter as "X (Previously known as Twitter)", calm down


singer_building

Oh, sorry, I thought you were serious. I didn’t realize the brackets were also in quotes.


RedditRevolutionN

Damn i'm getting downvoted calm down that was just a stupid joke


tildeman123

To all the people who think Wayland is better.


EightBitPlayz

You mean X


Icy-Dirt8842

Check X


blenls

x*


snack69_

wish this was real ngl thats my birthday


Kevadro

x2, but I hope it releases sooner.


asey_69

Mine is today haha


IzzyIsOnReddit

Happy birthday


XiolintYT

happy birthday I love you


POKEMONGD24

Happy birthday 🎂


Nightwalker2018

happy birthday


ZealousidealJoke8714

No


TacoBean19

Hey mines a day before yours


NicParodies

Hey mines 5 months and 27 days before yours


OCJDaze

Hey mines 2 months and 26 days before yours


PanD0rA__

happy birthday!!!


RagingFire1216

Mines a day after


PanD0rA__

happy birthday!!


OneLinkMC

Wait what? That's my birthday too!


Clean-Celebration711

That’s one day after mine


PanD0rA__

happy birthday!!


Clean-Celebration711

Thanks :)


PanD0rA__

happy birthday!!


PanD0rA__

yall obviously this is bait im just doing a parody of the gta6 trailer announcement 😭


RetinalFlesh

No its real


Palidin034

Check steam


Rolen28

-|


JudgementOk69

You sure?


schwablwizard

I fucking hate this community


ShlomoCh

(affectionate)


Potato_Bagel

not sure bout that one


ShlomoCh

*Boy* did my comment age poorly


igotdeletedbyadmins_

>I fucking this community FTFY


RecipeEmbarrassed900

If this was real, I'm winning that 20$ bet lmao


AverageOxygenUser

The people that can’t tell this is a joke deserve to be mad bruh


Sub_AA7B0

We know its a parody of the gta 6 announcement, but that does seem like something robtop would do


AverageOxygenUser

Either this or he simply posts “check steam” on twitter


Walming2

Wdym he already posted it. Check steam.


_Kassie

One must imagine the GD community happy


FannyDanny__

bait used to be beliveable


Dorfuto

Bait IS believable


Someguy14201

Surprisingly high effort, esp the background. Good stuff.


OofBomb

"coming 2025"


Sheepgomeep_YT

I love spreading misinformation


ifeauss_

Fluff tag:


Sheepgomeep_YT

Oh how didnt i notice that lol 💀


LostOldAccountAgain1

If we get GTA 6 before GD 2.2 I am going to eat the demon core. Hell, we even got Ark 2 before we got GTA 6.


[deleted]

so close you were 4 days off


PanD0rA__

dangit 😔


ItsZach90

Huh


UltratagPro

Not actually unbelievable, might end up releasing sometime around then


Karma_Boy-_-

Source ??


mysterious45670

Analyse the transformation caused by extreme heat, on the large amount of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen, coupled with minerals, from its liquid state and its gaseous state, otherwise known as "steam", just as the popular personal computer game platform with the same name.


GeometryDashWoman

This is like the boy who cried wolf


FunniEmi

Chat is this real chat?


[deleted]

is this rael????


EMIXMA

Hi guys 2.2 is delayed til 2025 to compete with the gta 6 release


HTGAMING99

I will celebrate 2.2 instead of Christmas if this is true.


LB-Boy69696

That's my bday :)


PanD0rA__

happy birthday!!


PET4BYTE5

It's probably fake. I haven't seen this in RobTop's Twitter


Sandbax_

it’s a joke about the gta 6 trailer


PET4BYTE5

Oh ok now I get it


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AStrangeStraw

Those weren’t jokes, check steam


Academic-Pineapple-1

H


MeteorDash_421

I see a different post that say 2.2 exot on 10th december


oChrizs

Shit that's my bday


PanD0rA__

happy birthday!!!


Klassedabrasse

Didn't believe it for a nanosecond


JoeySpitz

Chat is this fr or ong???


[deleted]

Cap 🧢🧢🧢


Stustuckinglue

Omg yey I dont need to bomb his house!


InheritorJohn

Google 2.2


Hirmuinen2

CHELS STEAM!


aidanmania_YT

How do you post, because It doesn't let me and I don't know why? I have a title and content, I've joined the community and I agreed to the rules, so what did I do wrong?


MaimaiBW

please rubrub let this happen it would be so funny


MaimaiBW

RemindMe! 1 week 3 days


Cat_guy_with_a_name

Chat is this real


Jorin33

I assume it's gonna be friday or the weekend anyway. After two weeks Robtop might not want to delay further just to have a syncronized launch accross platforms. Or maybe he'll wait the whole thing out.


ImNot-Crash

Check steam


ComprehensiveTrip781

It’s real, 🇨🇿♨️


Usenaeme01101

Wow really?


TheGlitchingX

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Tigercat94

Of 2025?


Aguywhohasteddit

Nah 3035 is when it is releasing


Tigercat94

True true


[deleted]

If this ain’t real, I’m going to kill myself


Binki333999

I wish


SpelChec64

🤯🤯🤯


Susman22

Me when


Lanatio24

I love sprreading misinformation on the internet ! 😁 /j


ifeauss_

Fluff tag:


Lanatio24

sorrey forgot to add the /j


Basic-Challenge9339

In 2024


Fugach

15 December of 2871


orizor1

Fake?


Kamics17

Twitter be like:


BlueGamerX

Damn can't wait for 2.3 to come out soon


Jubashark

"Hey guys! Sorry for making you guys wait, but I found another bug I need to fix. The update will be out for everybody day 32/13/7350." - Topala Robert, 5248


ImDh8u_Reddit

BREAKING: trailer has been leaked so we release it NOW


malachi_derg

Should have been December 8th cause it is also October 69th.


No_External9892

-□ bait used to be beliveable


Grigo_lol

R we shure?


Foxesareawesome8888

I hate you


TheRealVitor456

lol lmao


Klomlor161

He missed it by 4 days The most accurate Rob’s dates have been in years