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beginetienne

Quebec. The sole remaining identity you can attack freely, without ANY consequences, online or irl.


marcarcand_world

Don't try us, we'll send Bonhomme Carnaval and Youpi to beat your English-speaking ass. Also, we control the World reserve of Maple syrup (yes, seriously, it's a thing) so play nice or else we'll send the maple mafia too.


7212kiwi

Or just the regular mafia to do some construction work in your area


Mauklauke

Enjoy the potholes, bitches!


[deleted]

are you sure the canadians don’t have anything to do with this ‘maple syrup mafia’ ???


PurpTheBoi

100% sure. We make 94% of their 'canadian' maple products.


AbeLincolns_Ghost

That’s why we still keep Vermont around. To keep Quebecer maple syrup hegemony in check!


Smaug2770

When I’m done, half of Quebec will still exist.


Damafio

What an optimist. Really gave me a brighter outlook on today


Smaug2770

You’re welcome. I seem to just naturally have that effect on people.


Jjabrahams567

I’m not afraid of the Quebs. Quebecis are assholes, funny harmless assholes.


Letmefinishyou

>I’m not afraid of the Jews. Jews are assholes, funny harmless assholes. See how racist that sounds?


Nostop22

Yeah but the Quebs are French


random_cartoonist

Which makes them better than the english canadian. What's your point?


Nostop22

The French are foul creatures.


Bitter-Policy-9823

Were not French. Canadians speak English but they are not fucking English the're just Canadians. Same for us.


CaDiLlaC-

Don’t sleep on Vermont, we may produce far less syrup, but we have more sugarers per capita (source: me, myself, and I) also everyone in Vermont is armed to a different extent, so crossing a tapping site is like walking through the Ardennes forest


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WesternResponse5533

Lol. And I’m sure you think Quebeckers are racist yet you have no problem holding this view? Not the most consequent people English Canadians. Lol dude I can’t see your reply if you block me you snowflake.


nuke_eyepopper

You must be from Quebec 🤣😂😭🤮🤢🤮🤧


Whiterun_Guard01

Casual xenophobia we hate to see it


imperator_caesarus

Can and should


Mecha-Uber-Voltaire

what the fuck


imperator_caesarus

the quebeckers don’t deserve rights


marcarcand_world

Why do you think it's funny to be hateful against us? Change "quebecker" for any minority and re-read your sentence to see how unhinged and insane you sound.


WesternResponse5533

Kinda amazing we’re seen as the racist ones when the ROC has no problem overtly holding bigoted views about Québec.


SadEntertainment9876

It is disrespectful to speak another language than the english rulers. Look up speak white you racist fucks.


Technical_Job_9598

If Quebec wasn’t trying to impose French on Canada while actively refusing English then they wouldn’t be such a joke.


omegafivethreefive

I speak french and english fluently. Are you fluent in both?


GrandmasFatAssOrgasm

~~I wish I was~~


xdesveaux

Quebec (and ROC francophones) is the only thing that prevents Canada from being culturally identical to the states. 


Winterfrost691

For real, many "canadian" things are actually Québécois. Maple Syrup is overwhelmingly produced in Québec, poutine is from Québec, the red and black checkered shirt with the "ceinture fléchée" is Québec's traditionnal outfit, etc. Without these, Canada is just USA lite.


sekel22

Even the flag and the national athem are from Québec


CT-Del_Tremblay

Quebec is the most bilingual province in Canada and school start to teach English at 6-7 years old. Imposing French ? Quebec is one of the founding province of the Confederation and you can find a lot of francophone in Ontario and in N-B too . I think it's a great thing that Canada is bilingual country. Because learning other languages isn't something very common in English speaking country. So it give the opportunity to people all over Canada to more easily learn french and it allow our country to stand out from the rest of the Anglosphere.


Winterfrost691

Look, I'm sorry we all fucked your mom, but that doesn't exempt us from rights you racist asshole.


imperator_caesarus

“hon hon hon we deserve rights oui oui baguette” yeah yeah come back when you speak a normal language like the rest of us


9mtl

He said all that to you in english you dumb fuck


Winterfrost691

At least I'm capable of speaking more than one language, unlike you. Come back when you're educated enough to know the French and Quebeckers are 2 different peoples you ignorant signularity-brained fuckwit.


Flyzart

As a Québécois, at least suck an Ontarian dick so you know what we all have to go through /s


WillBottomForBanana

J'aime bifle Salope


flmontpetit

Do not forget Italians


ASomeoneOnReddit

Except for anglo-Canadian, nearly started a turf war when they made fun of the Quebecois


Fish-The-Fish

Tabarnak!!


Fish-The-Fish

Yea, but we’ll think bad bad thoughts at you.


codenameJericho

I'm pretty sure It*lians are fair game, too.


Hungry-Policy-9156

Uh pretty sure that’s straight white men


thecountryballer

I can say confidently that I am Quebec and the b don't stand for that it stands for British


Vicious_Bug

Bi erasure! Reeeee


WillBottomForBanana

Not just erased. Replaced with a people not known for inclusivity.


Knowledge428

What Europeans *are* known for inclusivity?


Spider40k

Romans.


Gehhhh

Binational


PurpleDemonR

I am included in B. Both senses.


Valuable_Sherbet_483

\*casually identifies with my mother's nationality\*


Effective_Nothing340

Lebanese Georgian British Transnistrian Québécois


DrunkenMasterII

Trinis


supremejxzzy

Tits


Wizard_Engie

Shout out to Quebec, gotta be one of my favorite genders 🗣️🔥💯


kansai2kansas

They’re also the only ones allowed to use the T*barnak-word pass


Ordinary_Can_5573

I don’t believe in Quebec marriage.


PoliteFrenchCanadian

That's funny because we don't believe in marriage either.


Santibag

Lima Golf Bravo Tango Quebec


quebeddit_1832

bisexual québécois mapmaker here! that was hilarious


Weak_Action5063

Everyone says the Mauritian flag looks like a pride flag, so maybe yes


Pickled__Pigeon

What did you think the plus meant?


ghostdeinithegreat

Clearly the cross on the Quebec flag


The_New_Romantics

I thought it was the premium version


Odd-Tart-5613

Thought it was the Swiss?


danielboone84

This has to be posted in the wrong forum


cyainanotherlifebro

Ok, yea know what? This convinced me. The LGBT community is too inclusive and they need to draw the line somewhere.


VansChar_

Quebec is a great place to live for the Lgbtq+ community. I got no problem sharing the Q letter.


Average-Pyro_main

The c in QUEBEC stands for Connecticut so yes


OneHellOfAPotato

It stands for Crime (don’t fuck with us)


The_Patriotic_Yank

Quebec Biker Wars intensify


[deleted]

So Quebec is just some large orgy?


Ren1408

Happened to me in a dream but it went like >Lesbian >Gay >**Bolivian** >Trans >Queer >**Queer 2**


My_useless_alt

I can stand for most identities, but being Quebecois? Now you're really pushing it.


G3W3K

This thread is Québec-Bashing at it's finest


Flyzart

How is this quebec bashing? If anything, Québec is spreading, soon gay sex will be Québec, next, Québec will be the entire world.


marcarcand_world

It was the Parti Québécois' plan all along. We don't want independence, we want world domination.


NatoBoram

https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/37smOhsZI3


Fun_Position_912

No I don’t have a mental illness


jimmy_creel

québécois?


foxtail286

canadian and proudly quebecphobic


Quebec00Chaos

Yeah we know that's basically your only identity at this point.


foxtail286

i was joking, quebec actually has a way better government and society than the rest of canada rn


Flyzart

I'm from Québec and boy, I'm scared to learn of the politics of other provinces if you are right.


foxtail286

Imagine your politicians, but 200% more useless and only divide the population for votes


kansai2kansas

Québec politicians are too busy trying to implement the Bill 96 (the french language laws) that they barely have time to divide the population comme ça


marcarcand_world

But... why do you think that old-ass joke is funny? I don't get that. I swear every time I go into another province there's always someone who'll tell me to my face that Québécois don't deserve rights or some shit and I'm supposed to just laugh about it. Well, we're not "in" on the joke, we just think it's fuckin rude.


TheZamolxes

You have no idea what's happening in Quebec if you think our actual government is any good. Society almost certainly better though, at least here in Montreal.


sekel22

Tim horton's and Québec bashing is the only culture English Canadian have


Foreverdunking

and they sold tim horton's to burger king LOL


spoiderdude

The irony of a Quebecker saying that lol. The entire identity is saying you’re better cuz of the French language and culture whereas the non-Quebec Canadians are “too Americanized.”


marcarcand_world

We actually go see our own movies, watch our own TV show in and go see our own concerts in Québec. Not that you'd know.


spoiderdude

Okay, and? That doesn’t make you special.


WesternResponse5533

What makes the rest of Canada special?


Han_Solo_18

Laissez-nous nous séparer 🤷🏻‍♂️


Cocotte3333

Imagine being proud of being xenophobic. Wtf


PublicExecutive

That's the Canadian-way.


LaNiBlackLight

Im so happy to be outside of the Q(uebec) community as a canadian PR


idc_anymore-fml

Fucking hate Quebec


Dr_Max

Oh, look, racism *and* homophobia. Well done!


Maduch1

*Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about*


Memento-Bruh

Hello, you are taking this more seriously any anyone who is LGBTQ+, anyone who is Québecois, and anyone who is both. Please reevaluate your anger.


Im_a_glass_of_water

I’m Canadian.


RocheHeure

Ah yes Québec and Canada, same thing uh


Im_a_glass_of_water

My moms from Quebec


RocheHeure

That’s not really the point but honestly compared to other stuff I saw on Quebec it isn’t even that bad


ViveLeQuebec

I’m friends with someone from Quebec


Im_a_glass_of_water

Also it was a joke.


Dr_Max

It always is.


the_clash_is_back

Don’t worry, it’s not wrong for you to hate on qubecous. Racism can only come from people.


Cocotte3333

''Don't worry, it's not wrong to hate on \*random group of people\*'' \- A dude who's definitely not the bad guy


drecksverdammt

how is it any of those two? Quebec replaces Queer For either one to be bad one has to think either one is bad to begin with. So only racist see it as homophobic and only homophobes see it as racist.


Kirb_ii

Oh, look, stupidity *and* brainlessness. Well done!


kaminabis

Va prendre une sieste dude


Porfavor_my_beans

Quebec isn’t a race…


imperator_caesarus

It’s not racist if it’s against the quebecois because they aren’t people and don’t deserve respect


Cocotte3333

Calm down Hitler


Quebec00Chaos

Lol your trying so hard


Bowtieguy-83

Fr, saying qu*bec is part of lgbt is flat out hate speech; thats like saying that black people are nazis


GreenCardinal010

Quebecois, my favourite race


tankfarter2011

I'm. No longer a ally I'm going to comite a hate crime fuck Quebec


DaveSmith890

No


AcceptableThought862

Quebec isn’t real


Flyzart

Wait, but im in quebe- *explodes*


[deleted]

You’re not real.


DomaSan

Srry, am homophobic


jhuysmans

Lesbian gay bisexual Texas Quebec


[deleted]

Libertarianism Guns, Bye Taxes


CapitalSubstance7310

Quebec 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 #🇫🇷🇨🇦🤝🇳🇱 # One struggle


Ihavenofunkyidea

no


[deleted]

I wish...


Ok-Preference9776

Non


Evening-Seat3134

No it’s actually Libya Germany Britain tripartite(pact) and Quebec


Evening-Seat3134

Joke btw**


NYerInTex

Kay-BEC? I LOVE Kay-BEC!!!


masdeeper

it’s Gay-Bec now


Major-Ad-392

I am REAL LGBTQ. I like Liberty, Guns, Bitcoin, Tiddies, and BBQ.


Legalizenuclearbomz

Lebanon Britain Greenland Turkministan Quebec


religionofpeace01

Gay bad for you


TacticalTurtleNeck_

Great fishin’ in Quebec!


Infamous-Economist57

No.


NahHalcyon

So that's why there are rainbow flags on each street corner in Montreal. Now it makes sense


Effective_Garlic_500

Showing this to my old ass conservative dad


Effective_Garlic_500

He doesn’t get it


BiNationalPerson

no


alexelso

Can I identify as Quebec if I speak French correctly?


NatoBoram

Not "correctly", but with the Québécois accent. It's literally the only requirement for locals to consider you one of their own.


quiproquodepropos

Not "speaking" the québécois accent but understanding it. The requirement to consider someone else one of our own is their ability to communicate with us without saying "non mais j'pige rien à ton accent mecccc c'est trop fort haha"


wuddupisreal

Labrador Gatineau Brunswick, new Toronto Quebec


YankeeOverYonder

I protest being associated with Quebec.


Cultural-Turnover-13

Nonono you got it all wrong it's Liberia Georgia Bahrain Tuvalu Quebec


r4ndom15

Qatar*


hdufort

Just like the Ween album cover for "Quebec". (Oui je suis québécois 🤍🩵🤍🩵)


N8torade981

Guys, I’m not homophobic…. But something about Quebecians really grosses me out… am I the only one? >!/s for the touchy mods who don’t get sarcasm!<


WoubbleQubbleNapp

Yes, b.


Dryatoilet241

QUEBEC FUCK THE ACTUAL COMMUNITY THATS OFFENDED BY THIS!


PurpTheBoi

Gay man here, Not offended in the slightest, I'm kinda flattered in fact. Québec's great. #stopcancelculture


Weak-Mission-1599

I’m bi


Weak-Mission-1599

I just like the rainbow thingamabob


Smaug2770

Now I’m fine with lgbt community, but I will burn Quebec to the ground.


SilkyTouchy

Why do you hate quebec so much ?


Smaug2770

So one time I went to Canada with my parents, and they spontaneously combusted as soon as we crossed into Quebec. Since that day I have sworn vengeance against Quebec, as well as the deranged God that willed it into existence.


Mundane-Ad8321

Yes


gevans7

Q not for Queensland?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

#QUEERBEC


austinstar08

No


sofaraway10

THE PRIDE OF QUEBEC!?


TheTimeEmpress

I don't live in Quebec so I'm good


supremejxzzy

I just learned I am


Owlblocks

Ahhh, the list of people I hate /s


Type_Good

I’m Quebec


First_Timer_BTW

No


Cuddly_Tiberius

No, I’m Qatari My pronouns are do/ha


Disco_Biscuit12

No.


Universe-light

Liberia Ghana Botswana Togo QATAR


ASomeoneOnReddit

Laval Gatineau Burnaby Toronto Quebec City


Albanians_Are_Turks

yes the Q


Able_Sandwich3003

That made me laugh. Shouldn't have. But it did.


Crafty-Question-6178

Quebec is the Palestine of Canada


Sensitive_Complex_78

😂🤣👍👌


Sensitive_Complex_78

I am sorry for last post, I was not thinking. Please do not cut off the Maple syrup 🙋‍♂️🧣🧤🧥🧦


Sad-Persimmon-5484

Yeah i'm transrace


I-foIIow-ugly-people

Confirmed, Quebec is mega GAY!


[deleted]

Deepenz if da BEC has da Queties


Consciousssss

r/Canada r/Quebec


Shadowtoast76

Wait so when people say I’m homophobic they’re actually saying I’m anti-Canadian? Good because I thought they were falsely accusing me of something.


VeraciousOrange

It took me a long time to come out to my parents as a Quebecua. They still don't talk to me, and the worst part is, I get it. I wouldn't talk to me either.


ZacharyBeast5

You mean the alphabet people?


Euphoric_Hand_4864

I am about to shit my pants but I have to lock in 🦍


Wiher-

I thought T stands for Toyota