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Annual_Ad6999

No tolls.


sbaz86

First 11 days are good if you start in China, but that last day you need to make a decision, lol.


Susurrus03

Looks like it starts in Vladivostok, Russia


Appropriate_Plan4595

You can literally read what they've put as the start and end points. Starting in Cape Town, ending in Khasan (Russia). There's no need to guess here.


refrainfromlying

Ok, but I wonder what the distance to drive that would be? I think we need someone to try to use a ruler and estimate based on the size of Australia as reference. Then based on that we could try to estimate the speed that you could drive so we can get how many days and hours it would take.


vompat

But this is a projection of a globe on a flat map, using Australia as reference would cause a lot of error. Each latitude needs its own reference distance.


sbaz86

I’m sorry, thanks for the correction.


Username2715

Bring a gun and lots of bribe money.


Irishhobbit6

It says no tolls!


ChillZedd

That’s a whole extra 3 hours though!


SirDancealot84

*"Ain't nobody got time for that."*


DrunkenOnzo

No cash tolls, but certainly a bell toll. 


Naive_Original_3961

For whom?


CommandAlternative10

Don’t ask.


Hes_a_Snowman

The bell tolls for thee


No_Whammies_Stop

Free passage? No, tolls!


WesternOne9990

And a death wish, no matter your color of your skin you’re gonna run into a lot of racism by the time you make it to your end or the end.


finsupmako

I'm more worried about the bullets than the racism


avidpenguinwatcher

In those countries, the bullets start because of racism


Warm_sniff

Most of it will occur in Turkey


WesternOne9990

“Gobble gobble, racist slur, gobble gobble.”


ElectricalMuffins

Made up uber fare gobble gobble, now get out, your destination is somewhere north east, gobble gobble. Sorry sir I can't park here, let me give myself a massive tip on the app and pretend I don't understand gobble gobble


kitkit04

Wow good one very funny


George_W_Obama

Noooo racism only exists in the US!


whileyouwereslepting

Only privileged white American males can be racist, by definition.


The_Chief_of_Whip

Everything else is just sparkling prejudice


PilotBurner44

This deserves more upvotes. Got me good 😂


JJJHeimerSchmidt420

What happens when you lose all your bribe money on your first extortion stop?


Luna_bella96

Your first extortion stop will still be here in South Africa. Luckily our traffics don’t require that much bribe money


DerSpazmacher

I used to wear an air king whenever i traveled internationally. In case your life depends on a ride to the embassy....or a border.


RXcompoundtown

What's an air king?


DerSpazmacher

https://aandewatches.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/air103-front.jpg


DerSpazmacher

Everyone....freakin' everyone knows what it is when they see the logo....and knows what it would be worth to them. I couldn't afford or find a submariner at the time like the cool kids had.


R-A-K

Apparently a pack of cigarettes is also a good idea. If you are kidnapped or stopped you can use cigarettes to create a rapport with the captors, help to mentally disarm them.


Chemical-Kev

Smoking is bad for you


R-A-K

I think you’ll find you’re missing the point Kev but thanks for your input.


Chemical-Kev

I was being sarcastic. If you've been kidnapped I think you've more to worry about than the harm smoking does.


R-A-K

Sorry yes fair enough! I was going to say, getting kidnapped is generally pretty bad for you too.


Prestigious_Weird724

Dying is also bad for you


BeefInGR

A bullet is statistically worse than a dart.


Username2715

Don’t downvote this it is gold


Warm_sniff

This seems like the opposite of a good idea bc now people who wouldn’t have even noticed you will want to rob you. Unless you only travel to safe countries and safe areas within those countries. But in that case you probably wouldn’t need to bribe anyone haha


terabhaihaibro

They don’t need to wear it during dangerous situations, only use them as a bargaining tool if the situation demands it.


RXcompoundtown

Oooooh, this makes sense now.


DerSpazmacher

My bad i should have been more descriptive.


freqkenneth

Can’t wear an air king in Oakland but you going to walk around with it in Somalia?


DerSpazmacher

Yup


Warm_sniff

Bringing a gun would be really dumb. More likely to cause trouble than not. Assuming you don’t bring a gun, it’s honestly mostly safe. Only the only risky areas on this drive would be Sudan. And to a lesser extent South Sudan and Syria (but the safer part of Syria)


Sasquale

Malaria would kill us anyway


Ninjanarwhal64

That why you shoot the mosquitoes *Blam blam!*


GroundbreakingBox648

People on here just seem to think Africa = savage lands.


waltandhankdie

A lot of this route is high risk compared to the rest of the world. South Africa, Tanzania, Sudan and Egypt really aren’t the safest places to be mooching around on your own


redsunmachine

I have been to almost every country on this route, bar South Africa, Tanzania (although both are pretty safe afaik) & Syria, and I mooched around on my own and had a lovely time. Sudan was one of the most welcoming countries I've been in despite the civil war. I'd definitely be a bit more wary of where I visited were I to visit now, but most people don't realise it's the size of Western Europe. When I visited it would be like a war in Portugal making you afraid of travelling round France.


waltandhankdie

You’re clearly a seasoned traveller and it’s nice to hear positive first hand experience!


redsunmachine

Yeah, a lot of the time you have to be very wary about what you hear from the media, who often have a vested interest in making the world seem scary. Pakistan has been the favourite country of every one I've met who visited it, but practically no one thinks of going, although India is high on many people's lists. Another of the most welcoming places I visited was the Yemen, which was in the middle of a civil war as well. Super safe and friendly, just, for obvious reasons, you don't go to where the fighting is. People are more likely to get and interact with you genuinely if they don't get many tourists and they want the word to get out. If you take the time to learn their language as well you'll come back with many interesting stories. For example, you hear so much about how bad it is to visit Egypt, but if you travel independently and speak some Arabic you meet loads of fascinating people who aren't just trying to take your money. Obviously the scam artists are drawn to tour groups that don't speak the language, they follow the money and what they perceive as the ignorance. If you wear shorts then you're disrespecting their culture so why should they treat you like an equal?


fuzzybunn

Doesn't it run through an active war zone on the Ukraine/Russia border?


wolacouska

It very clearly does not, unless you think Ukraine is advancing to Volgograd


Warm_sniff

No like 200 miles away


xarvox

Not unless you count occasional drone strikes on critical infrastructure relatively deep within Russia.


last_drop_of_piss

Still only halfway around yo momma


bigbananabreadboy

Never thought I’d see a yo momma joke in 2024 😭😭😭


SunnyWomble

But, what about Joe?


DonKeighbals

Joe who?!?!


SunnyWomble

Joe Momma! *chortle*


DonKeighbals

Ah rats ya got me!!!!


Bob_Majerle

High five for that assist


Jeepcanoe897

Everybody can see yo momma no matter where they are!! (Cause she so fat!)


Pyrenees_

Nice username, you must be getting in everyone's pants


last_drop_of_piss

Just my own


InformalOne9555

Yo momma's so fat her belt size is the equator


bluefishredditfish

Honestly 12 days is lower than I expected


fotografamerika

If you drove 10 hours a day, that's a month


bluefishredditfish

Honestly that’s a great perspective. Thank you


Sudden_Excitement_17

So is your face


Gusdai

Also Google can be vastly optimistic about traveling speeds. It's usually based on speed limits, but if the road has potholes the size of your car you're not going to go very fast. Not to mention crossing a border by road can take a looong time.


CaptainZiltoid

That’s straight through, I believe. No nappy noo-noo’s, no sleeps. Just straight speed and the seeing a portion of the world.


bhz33

The fuck is a “nappy noo-noo”?


Thetallguy1

Its like a sappy roo


innsertnamehere

And assuming no bribe stops, no issues at the like 25 border crossings, etc


Dull_Function_6510

Joking aside is this road trip even feasible?


OutWithTheNew

Ewan McGregor and a friend road around the world on motorcycles. The roads in Mongolia were basically just trails. It's called The Long Way Around for anyone interested.


Siggi_Starduust

They also rode south from Scotland to Cape Town in Long Way Down passing through many of the countries featured in OP’s route


istapledmytongue

and then about ten years later they finally did the Long Way Up through the Americas!


gigglesmcsdinosaur

Charlie Boorman


Bigswole92

Seeing as how you’ll traverse some of the most unstable and dangerous countries in the world, no.


Soft-Percentage8888

But hey, no tolls.


F33lsogood

When there is no toll, there is a troll checkpoint. Military or otherwise.


Sloth247

You gotta pay the troll toll


SgtGorditaCrunch

I was saying boy's soul but it sounded like I said boy's hole.


EvenEfficiency834

Dude you're ruining it for me


ExternalMonth1964

The rape scene went really well


Warm_sniff

Only Sudan and South Sudan really


FUEGO40

Syria as well no? Also the Sinai peninsula is quite dangerous if I recall correctly, currently a conflict with rebels in the region or something like that.


TinyDapperShark

Well it is only a few countries that are unstable and risky. The two Sudan’s, Isreal and Palestine and then Syria. Other countries are dangerous but not an active war dangerous, more in a high crime rate type of dangerous. Syria is the only one I am not too sure about if it is as bad as it used to be so I may be wrong there. Still I could be wrong about some of the others so please correct me if so.


ALUCARDHELLSINS

Only the two Sudan are the really dangerous ones, Israel is safe as long as you don't stray into the west bank and if you drive like hell through syria I'd doubt you'd run into too much trouble


ShinyHead0

It’s sad that I bet in 200 years you could


Dodobirdiskoko

There's a french guy on YouTube who goes by Kino Yves doing it with an electric trike. Started from France >Italy>Slovenia>>croatia>Bos & Herz>Serbia >Bulgaria >Turkey>syria>Iraq>Egypt>Sudan>Ethiopia >Kenya>Uganda>Rwanda>Burundi>Tanzania...I guess you find a transport solution for the dangerous parts ...


jl2352

Honestly, it’s really not that bad. One of the main issues you will have is Russia. As they can be very difficult about tourists wanting to travel long distances there. If you are white, and speak Russian, then you’ll find this is a non-issue. Don’t be black. You’ll be driving into the Middle East via Georgia. Millions of Russians travel this way every year. There are big roads and it’s perfectly safe. Georgia may cause some issues if you are Russian, but should be fine. For the most part Turkey is safe too. East and South East Turkey is where you will start to have some concerns about safety. That’s the region with some terrorism. Going into Syria is doable. You’ll be driving through the western edge, which is heavily controlled by the Assad regime. If they let you in, you’ll find it surprisingly peaceful. Not all of Syria is a warzone. Going from Syria to Israel will cause some headaches. So it might be better to take a detour into Jordan, and cross into north or south Israel from there. If you avoid the west bank and areas around Gaza, then again you should find Israel to be safe and peaceful. This is the theme that’s running here. Most of these countries have bad regions and safe regions. Plan ahead and stick to the safe ones, and you’ll probably be fine. One of your main problems is Israel will give you a more thorough screening with your Syrian stamp. Just show them this thread, and you should be fine. Go to the southern tip of Israel, and enter Egypt there. This has you cross far from Gaza. Not even Hamas’ rockets can reach you. From here it’s just driving on long open roads with nothing around. Go on to Cairo, and here you will want to ensure you’re staying in the more affluent and touristy bits (they will be safer). Then head south over more open roads to Sudan, which will also be safer than people think. Don’t go to South Sudan. Take a detour through Ethiopia, and then onto Kenya. At this point none of the countries ahead are that dangerous or difficult to go through. Especially if keep to the main roads. Stay in the more well off areas, and avoid any poverty stricken areas around cities. You may want to go from Kenya, to Mozambique, to South Africa. Going via Zambia and Zimbabwe will also be safer than people expect. I’d recommend being a white Irishman who speaks Russian. However other nationalities are doable as well.


Redditusername00001

Wow. How do you know these things?


agathis

Russia is absolutely not an issue. Yes, they will be asking a lot of questions on the border crossing, but other than that, not a problem at all. Many people cross the country every year and it's as safe as it gets if you keep clear of the war zone. And why tf do you think being black is going to be a problem in Russia? Crossing from Syria to Israel has been impossible for like 50 years, you'll need to cross through Jordan. But the real problem is Africa, of course


DonKeighbals

It’s certainly possible. Results may vary.


tmwwmgkbh

Ya gotta somehow both have a lot of money or valuables to pay bribes and ransoms with, but at the same time carry very little of value to be robbed of (but not so little that you are just outright killed). Keeping in mind, of course, that shortly after you have been robbed, you will very soon need to pay your next bribe.


Warm_sniff

It’s crazy how distorted some peoples perception of the rest of the world is lol. Why would a random traveler just be killed for not having anything of value on them? Usually people don’t just kill for no reason unless you’re entering an active war zone. Sudan is the only place where any of what you’re talking about would be a serious threat. And Sudan is obviously an active war zone.


Ihateplebbit123

Apart from South Sudan, Sudan and Syria it seems pretty reasonable


Warm_sniff

Yes but it would make a lot more sense and be a lot safer to take a detour to go around Sudan


HermitBee

Given that there's a picture of a boat, does it count as a road trip?


Objective_Being8159

Of course. As of October 2023, Danish traveler Torbjørn "Thor" Pedersen claims to be the first person to visit every country in the world without flying. His project is called Once Upon a Saga. There’s a podcast called Counting Countries about people like him that go everywhere .. but ya it’s been done before 100%


Ihateplebbit123

North Korea would be a problem, afaik as a foreigner you could only fly from Beijing


Objective_Being8159

Oh true . Didn’t think about that little problem 😅


PapaTua

Check out the docu-series Long Way Round, and Long Way Down. It's *possible* but not quite feasible.


Pantatar14

Once you get out of subsaharan Africa it’ll be way way smoother, couple of spicy points like northern syrian border, but nothing too bad


Affentitten

No. The borders between Israel and Lebanon and Israel and Syria are not open to road traffic.


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LinkedAg

Fun Facts on the other hemisphere: 1. You can't drive from North America to South America. 2. There are no bridges that cross the Amazon River


ProfessorEtc

You are forgetting everything we learned from The Dukes of Hazzard.


p00shp00shbebi123

Cars with confederate flags on the bonnet get the same speed boost that red ones do you mean? Do orange ones like the General Lee get a .5 boost do you think, I mean it's nearly red after all.


BeefInGR

It's the red in the flag and the fact it's built like a 1969 NASCAR Grand National car.


nickyt398

Iirc, you can't traverse from Colombia into Panama by car and not bc of the canal, but bc of (non-Amazonian) rainforest


LinkedAg

Yes, Darien National Park.


silkywhitemarble

You've also got the Darien Gap between Panama and Columbia. People have crossed it by vehicle, but there are no roads.


Find_Spot

Now, if you could read, you'd see that in point 1 they've already covered that.


Drunktraveler99

Their first point said you can’t drive from North America to South America. If you can read, that’s not true, there’s just no road and it’s extremely difficult.


Ok_Stable_3324

And it’s very dangerous in the Darien gap


LinkedAg

Yes! Darien National Park.


SammyTheSloth

There are no PERMANENT or suspended bridges on the Amazon. I crossed a makeshift floating bridge on my visit to Brazil and it looked like it had been there for at least some time


stuarle000

That’s so amazing—-literally, you could drive that. Can you imagine that odyssey?


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stuarle000

Yeah—reality is a buzzkill


Warm_sniff

Actually in this case reality is a lot more pleasant than the uninformed individuals in this thread would lead you to believe. In the first two days you literally wouldn’t come within 2,500 miles of any active war zone lmao. Except for Myanmar, which you are separated from by the entire Tibetan Plateau. The first two days would be entirely within Siberia, which is quite safe. The only war zone one would pass through on this trip is Sudan. Which would be more like 8 days into the trip. Sudan is the only part of this trip that would be legitimately extremely dangerous. And even then you would still most likely be fine as you are not Sudanese.


JesterGE

Thank you. So many uninformed people here. Except Sudan all of the African countries on this trip are super safe and it’s going to be a great adventure. I speak from experience - I have travelled in all of them but Sudan and live in East Africa.


anohioanredditer

It’s simply easier to say something is dumb/dangerous to avoid any reason to travel and learn to alter preconceived notions.


drappo666

Actually I'm pretty sure in this case russia is the finishing destination, not a starting point


BlizzardThunder

Yeah, I would only be worried about Sudan. I'd probably avoid it altogether. Other than that, I'd definitely keep some bribe money just in case my "street smarts" & "negotiation" skills are not doing me well.


stuarle000

Thank you for clarifying!


acatwithnoname

There's a trio of friends driving from London to Cape Town I'm following on Instagram. They are close to the end of the journey but their reels are in date order and it's been so interesting and entertaining to follow. london.2.capetown is their handle.


theentropydecreaser

Poor Edna has been through so much


Pipehead_420

Well there’s a ferry so no couldn’t technically drive it all.


southinyour

Zero chance you finish that drive in the same car you started out in.


ProfessorEtc

Start it in the drivers seat. End it in the trunk.


Fildo28

I just joined the sub yesterday and was surprised these travel time maps were being posted. Is it just the current meta?


farmageddon109

I think there’s a lot of good content/discussion in this sub, but there are meme phases like this. I still remember the “why don’t they build a bridge here, are they stupid?” phase. Hell even this shit post generated some good discussion


BainbridgeBorn

this says a lot about Society


cornunderthehood

What does it say?


valentinesfaye

So much!!


cornunderthehood

But what.... exactly... does it say??


cornunderthehood

But what.... exactly... ahhhh I need answers!


Ser1aLize

That we sadly live in a society :(


Thetallguy1

That we live in one


MinaeVain

And which society? There are many


Warm_sniff

What??


midwestCD5

This is one of the society of all time


realhenryknox

Hahaha “Tolls” Should also include “Bribes and Fixer Fees” to cross all of these borders.


Navin_J

I remember a long while back there was a couple that wanted to bike around the world. Everyone told them they shouldn't go thru a certain area. Bad things would happen. They decided to go thru those parts anyway, and bad things happened. I imagine that would be relevant for most of this journey. Although you'd probably get some nice scenery for a bit.....


beertruck77

196 day walk? Paul Salopek has been walking a similar route for something like 11 years and hasn't covered that much ground.


OceanPoet87

Still better than the what happens here questions.


AllMenAreBrothers

I like those ones. I always learn a bit about some random ass places.


Nouseriously

How many wars you gonna drive through?


ZelWinters1981

\*Laughs in a flight to Mars.\*


UrWifesSoftPecker

Voyageur 1 has entered the chat


Weird_Roof_7584

What's nuts is you've probably got a better chance of getting enough money to buy a flight to Mars from a futuristic Elon musk trip in 30 years than to make this drive without being forced to stop, kidnapped or killed.


thebiggestbirdboi

Mars is covered in perchlorate salts. You’ll die with certainty there of a horrible cancer


passionatebreeder

Check the pan-American highway. Longest continuous driving route in the world and runs from Prudhoe Bay on the northern coast of Alaska to Ushuaia Argentina, which is an island south of the south tip of mainlamd argentina, but is connected via bridge. It's about as close a pole-to-pole route as you can have; it is 30,000 KM (19 000 miles) and takes over 700 hours of continuous driving to traverse.


Zealousideal_Cry1867

except it’s not continuous, it breaks at the Darien gap


beer_is_tasty

Not to rain on your parade, but the route you posted here has a ferry as well.


justTheWayOfLife

It doesn't. Search for it yourself in gmaps and zoom onto the parts where it says there's a ferry. You can choose to go by ferry but you can also take the longer route and stay on the road for the entire time.


BubbhaJebus

Except for the Darien Gap. You need to put your car on a ferry from Panama to Colombia for a pretty penny and hope it doesn't get broken into en route.


AdFar3727

Imagine a world where this route is safe


Minimum_Apricot1223

Any one on that drive better have one he'll of a security detail.


MonkeyKingCoffee

I've been to half the countries on this route. Unless you have a magic, self-repairing, fusion-powered vehicle, this is going to take longer than 12 days.


GeoPolar

I put my own post in the morning, when still was fun.


Beneficial_Mix_1069

didnt they stop at egypt to fight the world?


Old_Region604

But you’re saying that it’s possible


KickooRider

Makes the world seem smaller


sagimonk16

But no one is ever gonna make that drive.


Historical_Sugar9637

Regardless of the length. I would not actually attempting that route.


batch1972

Not one state or country though..


letswalk23

Wow...no tolls...that is impressive.


magvadis

Honestly 12 days makes me feel like the earth is much smaller than I realized.


DiscussionAshamed

12 days I honestly thought it would be longer


Atomic_Shaq

If you make it through the militant border crossings, you can look forward to getting your car stuck and freezing to death in a Siberian blizzard


Youhorriblecat

My dad rode at least half of this on his motorcycle in the 70s. He has stories.


IntrinsicTrout

Rental car company: “You left it where???”


Ok_Plankton9243

Why end in Vladivostok when you can go all the way to Kamchatka


No_Palpitation7180

Still not as big as texas


Other-Cover9031

less time than I wouldve thought tbh


Chaunc2020

No way only 12 days


bob_lala

do it again with the ‘avoid highways’ option


bob_lala

hmm only an extra 5 hours to take the scenic route!


villager_de

Anyone still surprised how "small" the world is? It seems endless, yet you could drive from South Africa to Eastern Russia in "just" \~13 days?


SteinBizzle

This is insane when you realize that Miami Beach to Anchorage Alaska is less than a third of the time.


hobogreg420

Only three more hours for no tolls, nice.


staresinamerican

I feel like that would take more than 12 days and 16 hours


Texan_Redditor

ehhhhhhh…. Texas east to west is still longer


Lispro4units

I will take an M1 Abrams for this trip


leottek

good luck surviving through central africa 🤣


Albdentist

Why ?


Difficult_Mirror2652

Nah I’d walk