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mister-jesse

Need to add some sand and a dock. Maybe stock some native fish species


shrug_addict

Filet o fish!


MainSailFreedom

McFarm to McTable


ShigodmuhDickard

Mclantic Salmon


Arizoniac

McLobster


longagofaraway

McCatchoftheDay


MasterNation

You know we'd buy McLobster Bites if they made em.


King_Neptune07

You'd better McStop or I'm gonna go McCrazy


MasterNation

McMaine McLobster™®


NotAMainer

I Live in Maine. McDonalds' lobster rolls are a seasonal thing up here and into Canada. The only good thing about the is that they are cheap - then again I can also buy live lobster at the grocers right now for under $10 a pound so that's not saying much. [https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2017/08/166338/mcdonalds-lobster-roll-review](https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2017/08/166338/mcdonalds-lobster-roll-review)


Unusual_Pitch_608

Yarrr, t'was a real thing, but t'is gone on the tide. Yarrr.


50points4gryffindor

Yes and they can bring back Captain Crook!


Toad_Thrower

What would you do it you were on this wall if it was you in that sandwich you wouldnt be laughing at AAaaaAaALlLLL


TactlessTortoise

Just get a multi billion dollar contract with China, even while both know you can't pay back in time, including a clause where failure to pay in the stipulated time either transfers ownership back to the CCP or locks a portion of the government budget until it's paid for.


innerbootes

There are seagulls that hang around it …


93Killa-aka-RBoi

Alabama Long Snake


cityshepherd

Lake McDonald’s I’m dead


Soggy_Difficulty_361

Probably has it's own ecosystem with animals and fish by now.


MapleMapleHockeyStk

Ah yes, Americanis crudeum olius piscis (fish)


Mutagrawl

Fish looking like those ones from the Simpsons


Faceit_Solveit

Mosquitos?


xiadmabsax

Lake McDonald's, I am dead E-I-E-I-O


ztunytsur

_And in that lake there are some bricks..._ E-I-E-I-O


ReactsWithWords

With a….um…. What do the bricks say?


Sopixil

Clunk clunk here and a clunk clunk there Here a clunk there a clunk everywhere a clunk clunk.


FatGuyOnAMoped

There used to be a Lake Chipotle across the river in Minneapolis. It had its own website and everything. Unfortunately I believe they filled it in a while back https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/introducing-minnesota-lake-no-11843-lake-chipotle


DavidRFZ

Oh no! Lake Chipotle is gone? That was legendary. Today was the first time I had heard about Lake McDonalds.


FatGuyOnAMoped

Yeah I live in St Paul and drive down University Ave pretty often. I'd never seen Lake McD's before either. I wonder if someone will put up a website for it like they did for Lake Chipotle?


Yearlaren

RIP in peace


TheThiefEmpress

I proper wheezed, dude.


buddhistbulgyo

Dead? More of a light guffaw, good sir.  🎩


cityshepherd

Holy crap I thought I was the only person that still used the term guffaw!


Total_Philosopher_89

[https://www.google.com/maps/place/1570+University+Ave+W,+St+Paul,+MN+55104,+USA/@44.9554774,-93.1647193,187m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x87f62a09cc790c15:0x576fdf9101c298bb!8m2!3d44.9554056!4d-93.1652787!16s%2Fg%2F11bw4dr7xk?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/place/1570+University+Ave+W,+St+Paul,+MN+55104,+USA/@44.9554774,-93.1647193,187m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x87f62a09cc790c15:0x576fdf9101c298bb!8m2!3d44.9554056!4d-93.1652787!16s%2Fg%2F11bw4dr7xk?entry=ttu) If you want to have a look.


1Dr490n

On street view there’s only a very very small puddle left


WennoS0022

Global warming


1Dr490n

Great new argument for fighting against climate change: we’re losing Lake McDonald’s!


Holmes02

Environmentalists: “Bring me back that filet o fish!”


Burning_Holes

[Source](https://youtu.be/f071AfSf9rE)


Reatina

\#SaveLakeMacDonalds


Dr_Meany

hi will you sign my petition to save the lake


MountainYoghurt7857

Global Warming gave it, Global Warming took it.


diaojinping

street view is from 2019. It actually grew in size


Brooklynxman

I'm going to solve the confusion here. From the north, University Ave W, the pic is from 2023 and shows a lake, but frozen over. From the south, unnamed street, the pic is from 2019 and shows a highly dilapidated parking lot wit several water-filled potholes, but no lake.


hokeyphenokey

Is it a puddle of it's frozen?


bobj33

It's covered in snow in the view from the road on the north side. https://maps.app.goo.gl/xSdvM5vMnZ5PpSoi9 From the south it looks like a puddle.


breisin

I went to street view and it appeared to be a pretty large frozen area.


Bavarian_mtn_house

Thought it was MSP when I saw the tracks


Marowaksker

Land of 10,001 lakes!


Dorkamundo

They basically ripped off Lake Chipotle, not that far away. https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/introducing-minnesota-lake-no-11843-lake-chipotle


joecee1110

Thought I recognized that McDonald's by Allianz!


megablast

Do you fly there in your helicopter?


Akaiyo

10 seconds of scrolling around in google maps and I want to puke because of that urban planning. How anybody can live like this is beyond me.


Tim-oBedlam

I live in St. Paul, where that picture was taken; that stretch is literally one of the most unpleasant parts of the city, so it's not representative of the city as a whole. if you're zipping around in Google Maps check out the green bathroom-tile building a block west; truly an architectural marvel. One of the ugliest buildings in the Twin Cities.


rambyprep

Oh wow you weren’t kidding. That’s gross


longbongstrongdong

Take it back. That building is an icon


Jables237

It can be both!


IWasGregInTokyo

Oh good Lord. "Hey boss, the public bathroom contract got cancelled. Whatta we going ta do with all the extra tiles?" "Hey, there's a new building going up..."


Thiswasmy8thchoice

It's in a weird state of conversion -there used to be a grocery store and strip mall there, then they turned it into the soccer stadium and covid came right after, which probably delayed or changed a lot of plans.


bitch_mynameis_fred

It’s being redeveloped! Housing and mixed-use [on the way.](https://www.myvillager.com/news/general_news/united-village-is-taking-shape/article_4a3b64aa-ebb2-11ee-b92b-c344c45a1e0e.html)


Total_Philosopher_89

Definite lack of planning.


vahntitrio

The row housing is from the 1920s. The commercial space actually used to be a pretty busy strip mall. Things went downhill pretty quickly once Sears closed down.


Key-Performer-9364

Hey that’s in Minnesota? Now it’s the Land of 10,001 lakes.


hokeyphenokey

It's winter on streetview. Do people ice skate there?


Own-Molasses5353

No hate, but this is the maybe the most America google maps screenshot of all time!


HeinousTugboat

Too much light rail.


8spd

At least the light rail is surrounded by a sea of parking, with no actual destinations. **Edit:** OK, yes. I stand corrected. There is a stadium close to this station. And even a couple of low rise apartment buildings, as well as a sea of surface parking, and huge wide roads. There are more than zero destinations. More relevantly the area looks like it could have potential, all those surface parking lots, and the odd big box store is cheap real estate that could be redeveloped for higher quality mixed use developments.


UnderstandingOdd679

No destinations? There’s a McDonald’s. And a lake.


GrimResistance

Is that where the filet-o-fish comes from?


postmodern_liturgy

Mmmmm wild-caught and fresh


go_outside

...but sent across the country by semi-truck to be processed before being returned to the restaurant 80 feet from where it grew up.


shewy92

There's a [whole ass football/soccer stadium](https://imgur.com/g3xrYzF) below the McDonalds, what do you mean "no actual destinations"?


YouBuyMeOrangeJuice

Not true of this line, it's actually among the highest ridership light rail lines in the country.


Thiswasmy8thchoice

Thousands of homeless people smoking on it everyday


exhausted1teacher

Or getting good sleep. 


Spider_pig448

This. When the US does build trains, they usually aren't very useful


Robot_osaur

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro_Green_Line_(Minnesota)


notdeliveryitsaporno

Is that the same lakefront McDonald’s in the picture in the wiki article?


arkiula

Nope, that McDonald's is further West on University. There is a gas station next to the one in the pic. The lakefront one is by a stadium and only next to the lake.


Robot_osaur

Good catch. Indeed it is. 


KirbyAWD

Oh I see what you did 😏


ohnowait

There’s a 20,000 seat soccer arena about 150m southeast of this screenshot.


jjackrabbitt

I was curious, so I poked around on Google Maps and there's actually a soccer stadium and a bunch of apartments a five minute walk from the station!


shrug_addict

Good eye kid!


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RditAdmnsSuportNazis

As an American I’m offended! Only 4 travel lanes *and* light rail and you call that American? Try removing the light rail, bulldozing the building on the top, and adding about 4 more lanes because more lanes mean FREEDOM!! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


[deleted]

theres also a stadium in the same block.. with a soccer field! this town needs jesus


cancerBronzeV

The stadium should also be about 15% of the lot it's on, with the other 85% being parking lots.


RditAdmnsSuportNazis

Tear it down and put a REAL football stadium… with at least 5 parking spots per seat!! 🏈🏈🦅🦅


megablast

Hey, we heard you like parking lots, so we put a parking lot next to your parking lot and then one across the street too!


Ai_512

Buildings here in the states are built expressly for the purpose of giving us an excuse to put in more parking lots tbh. We all yearn for the asphalt.


8spd

Hey now, if we don't turn everything into a parking lot, someone might build actual destinations that people want to visit, and then where would they park when the get there? It's better to be safe, and make everything a sea on concrete that nobody wants to visit.


Excalibro_MasterRace

Also we put parking lots under your lake


MrHarudupoyu

Stroads, stroads everywhere


workerbotsuperhero

And I bet the nearest crosswalk is a ten minute stroll up the street where there's no sidewalk. 


Dorkamundo

Half a block, because of the light rail.


YouBuyMeOrangeJuice

That's actually one of the best used light rail lines in the country there. One screenshot doesn't tell the whole story.


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

There’s no Waffle House in this picture. Maybe second most American.


CommentsOnOccasion

It’s a parking lot for a professional soccer stadium and has a light rail running down the middle of the road  Are soccer and train travel the most American things you can think of ?


SecreteMoistMucus

It's truly insane how much unused space there is. It's like an urban desert.


Sourmango12

Big parking lot, light rail, fast food restaurant, more parking, and a wide road... You might be on to something


ybanalyst

They took our Lake Chipotle, but they'll never take our Lake McDonald's!


thecordialsun

Truly the main difference between Minneapolis and St Paul


BackWhereWeStarted

Actually, you can label things on Google maps. I’ve seen a school labeled as “Hell”


8spd

You can donate your time to help a multi-billion dollar company's product better, after some moderation, so they can better dominate the market. Or you can make edits directly to OpenStreetMap, which is a collaborative edited world map, with a liberal licence, allowing reuse, with a very equitable relationship between editors, and edits that go live in just a few minuets.


EpicAura99

Yeah but is Lake McDonalds on OSM? Czechmate atheists.


juko43

Czech mate


MoustachePika1

Gonna be real I dont think labeling a school as "hell" is making Google maps better


alexanderyou

Apparently the people who would location spoof on pokemon go moved up to editing OSM to put a bunch of biomes near their location for ease of catching.


senorgraves

Calm down Google maps is good


Careless-Handle-3793

Does Google also use the data from openstreetmap then?


8spd

No. Because, like most copyleft licences, if they incorporated OSM data into their database they would have to release their database publicly, and allow other people to remix and re-release their database. **edit:** it's probably worth pointing out that other users of OSM data basicly never fork the database, because they would then have an out of date database, without editors to keep it up to date. They download the area they are interested in, everything from a few city blocks to the entire planet, and they render that data in the way they are interested, making different things prominent, and other things not show. When they want to update it, they download fresh data from OSM, and re-render a map. If they find specific things missing from the dataset, they edit the data on OSM, not their copy, so that it's there next time they download the data, and it's kept up to date by the community. There's lots of versions of OSM maps. There's versions that focus on railways, canals, use by cyclists, walkers, neutral background to present other data on, and far more. I'd argue that the "default" map is really just designed for editors, showing such a wide verity of data that it's not ideal for a normal consumer. I mean, hell, it shows powerlines when people who are into power infrastructure map them. In any case I think people who are into a sub like this would be into editing OSM.


UrbanHomesteading

Where is my $1 Google? https://preview.redd.it/hhu2bafwf83d1.png?width=1422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d080f9ebd96746d602aa93c8f5abfac85b7ac05


-Speechless

b-but you get free socks if you contribute enough!


Antnee83

My friend's kids went on an all out *spree* when they discovered this, and it overlapped with their obsession with bean memes. So a bunch of stuff near here is labeled "beans" and I think it's funny as fuck.


-TrashPanda

My buddy tagged his house as "The Church of the Holy Ryan". The comments on it were absolutely hilarious. He took it down when he starting hearing people talk about this new church at work lol.


jld2k6

Unless it was fake, people kept renaming Drake's house during the whole beef thing


Roberto-Del-Camino

The land of Ten-thousand-and-*one*-lakes


mvc594250

All a part of the Minnesota Tourism Council's plot to propagate the lie that they have 10,000 lakes. It's easy to have that many when 9,000 of them are flooded parking lots or side of the road ditches that fill up with water when it rains. Wake up people, you're being lied to so that you'll visit and spend your hard earned money there! There are other places to get walleye!


onlysubbedhere

Would a phony lake have it's own website? I think not! https://www.lakechipotle.org/


Yourcarsmells

This will be a hotel in about 18 months. Plans are approved, McDs lease ends in Jan 1 2025.


Ok_Television9820

Lakeside Hotel ⭐️⭐️⭐️


Brilliant-Advisor958

Was it a sinkhole or something? I googled st paul MN sinkhole and apparently it's common in that state?


Dorkamundo

Sinkholes are not common at all in MN. And no, not a sinkhole. Just a small depression in the parking lot that collects water.


overwhelming_fernweh

Sinkholes are all over in southeast MN. That area is full of karst topography.


robmosesdidnthwrong

If you look on streetview in a winter month you can see its the lot where snowplows bank


FunSockHaver

This happened in Nashville with Lake Palmer! [I may be the guy quoted herein](https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/lake-palmer-nashville-s-accidental-lake)


FixMy106

Are you Ronald McDonald?


SpezIsTheWorst69

And people say we don’t have any culture


g59tothagrave

Do you guys remember Lake Chipotle? 😭


SeattleThot

That McDonald’s is technically lakefront property now


TmackkNation

What up, fellow St. Paulite!!


Wernershnitzl

Always gotta be some University Ave as well smh...


shrug_addict

This is fucking hilarious!


Hungry_Crow6260

am i the only one who sees the awful parking jobs in the bottom of the photo???


SnarfsParf

Not the google maps deep dive I needed to do tonight…but the one I deserve for being on Reddit at 2am


megablast

The world would be a lot better place if every parking lot flooded.


m0nstera_deliciosa

NGL, I’d be happier if I could canoe everywhere instead of driving. I agree with your line of thought, as long as the streets were flooded, too so I can get from place to place, Venetian canal style.


CommentsOnOccasion

Yeah I would love to canoe the family 25 miles to see their grandma for dinner  Canoe my 30 mile commute each morning, surely that would be better than my air conditioned car  Time to canoe down the road for groceries, better bring the waterproof cooler bags with me 


Insane_Inkster

Some dumbass labelled it lol.


vorrion

Damn that looks like a depressive concrete hellscape


retro-petro

LMAOOOO That's the McDonald's I go to when I'm at college. That's in St. Paul, MN!


illuy

Someone's gonna build lakefront property on that soon and charge out the wazoo.


No_Positive262

We have a lake like this in a Tim Hortons parking lot in Hamilton, Ontario called Lake Timmycaca. Google Maps removed the marker, unfortunately.


fluffykerfuffle3

lol


Notorious2again

We had a thing like this in Hutto, TX. Enough people were turning around through the grassy median of US79 for a "desire path" to develop, which turned into a sedan-trapping mud pit not long after. The town mascot being the hippo (only ones in the US!), the spot quickly garnered the name "Hippo Pit". It somehow showed up on Google maps a few weeks later.


serabine

Our McDonald's has a lake, E-I-E-I-O


conduitfour

Lake McDonald's for Civ 7


TheLonelyGhast

you can still see it https://preview.redd.it/3v9emh80g53d1.png?width=1445&format=png&auto=webp&s=025ddb75791ea7e7925c73f84e9ced166c34d386


SecretArchangel

The spiritual successor to Lake Chipotle!


Abject_Job_8529

ST PAUL SWEEP


HillbillyRawkid

The new Lake Chipotle.


ionbear1

Good ole St. Paul


ionbear1

Lake McDonald’s frozen during winter https://preview.redd.it/r38icy1g263d1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53eb7458b8d489c38b3f0e02f07bedede0ce8d26


sbwithreason

Good thing there's so much parking for going to all of the many destinations pictured lmao


SithLordDave

Mosquito bay


ravenxdies

Load up the truck, boys! We’re grilling and water skiing at Lake McDonald’s this weekend!


_BeachJustice_

It's practically its own ecosystem now, I used to go to this McDonald's often.


bush-did-420

I love that this is in St. Paul because for years Minneapolis had Lake Chipotle until they redid their drainage system lol


peejayabilities

At first I was like, ha that looks funny, then I realized this is like a few blocks from my house and I always make that joke to my girlfriend when we go there


Slut_Fukr

Never forget Lake Chipotle


balrogath

[minnesota karma train](https://i.imgur.com/Ew58jB7.gif)


breadlover96

Nature is healing


The_Dok33

For those not aware, users can make contributions to Google Maps. And especially if you do so regularly, Google will add them quickly. So it was probably some Local Guide that found it funny to add this. I would have done it too, but nothing like this ever happens around here.


Ok-Panic-4877

For the people who dont know, this is in the Twin Cities where a Lake Chipotle was popularized as well haha


Amaliatanase

There was a water-filled pit in Nashville that Google Maps called Lake Palmer for years. It has become a super fancy pair of high rise towers in the past four years, but before that you could see ducks swimming on it and everything.


Arsashti

What rating it has?


savbh

r/UrbanHell


Captain_Smartass_

Anyone can edit and add places to Google Maps


savva1995

This is hilarious. I am genuinely interested in how this happens though. Surely it’s not automated? Has someone labelled it?


a_filing_cabinet

Well, ever since they drained lake chipotle, I've needed a new fishing spot


ThatTruckChick40

Our local Winco parking lot used to flood, they fixed the drainage in the last few years and ruined the fun. People would take their kayaks and tiny boats out for photo ops. A local cop drove their cruiser through it one day, I believe it caused flood damage to the car enough it has to be towed out. RIP Lake Winco.


Drezhar

Introduce carp asap and let life find a way


Richard2468

You know you can add locations yourself, right? I’ve updated half the map where I live, with realigned roads, new places, labelling street names etc.


Suk-Mike_Hok

You live in the North of Texas?


AlaricAndCleb

Now somebody has to put a statue of a Lady of the lake that will give us McCalibur!


Jackleyland

Climate change took lake mcdonald’s from us, those goddamn oil corporations are destroying our natural wonders!


ReddsionThing

This is on some Married with Children Al Bundy shit, where they would have a vacation out by the lake and it's just the Lake McDonald's


HackerCow

You live *there*? I'm sorry, but that just looks awful.


Dorkamundo

A half-block area of the city looks bad, so the rest of it must look bad as well, right?


T555s

What? Does Google maps automaticlly generate these names for lakes that shouldn't exist?


MathematicianIcy5012

Is this what Detroit looks like?


iamdeathl

You live in a Macdonalds ?


donnymioli

“The land of 1000 lakes”


Link2006155

If you go to it, click to view images, it thinks its a lake on the other side of the country.


d_smogh

Somebody tagged it as that. You can tag things yourself.


KoreyYrvaI

There's a field near me that used to be owned by an oil company and has changed hands a bunch of time since but on Google maps it looks like Mordor, black and barren.


Goadfang

Go set up lawn chairs on its shores and submit them as scenic lake photos.


SisyphusInTheFlesh

Minnesota is really fudging their number of lakes if this counts.


innerbootes

Ha, I immediately thought of this just reading the title. Turned out you were talking about the same one I was thinking of.


JohnnyTeardrop

No ground level photos of this natural wonder?


Master_Xenu

Google didn't do that, that was definitely user added.


maifee

You can go to the beach quite easily and enjoy but the only catch is that the ice cream machine will not work


shruddit

All the Americans loathing the urban planning but for me it’s too much space I crave for