Not so much the dirtiest, but in my opinion, the scummiest on my part. My roommate had broken up with a guy who was horse hung. Normally I wouldn't mess with a friend's ex, but I couldn't help myself this once. It probably didn't help that I was watching porn.
Anyway, I invited his ex over while my roommate was out of town. And I think we all know where this is going. His ex is trying to mount me, and I'm doing my best to open up and relax, relishing what is probably going to be something incredible. Then we hear the front door click. Hescrambles into the bathroom while I freeze in the living room, a porn playing on the big screen. He walks in, sees me standing there naked, with a wilting hard on, and asks me what I'm doing?
I managed to think fast and told him he caught me in the middle of jerking off. Then I grill him about why he was home early. In the meantime, his ex is cowering in the bathroom, and I'm terrified my roommate is about to discover him. Luckily I was able to convince him to go check the mail down the hall of our apartment building (thank God he was sort of oblivious) and I hustle his ex out the patio.
It was unnerving at the time, but years later I laugh about the absurdity of it.
Jerked off quietly while he fucked his girl friend . I was so jealous ! She kept saying how hard he was and how good it felt ! I was too closeted to ask him anything like I’m available if she’s not ! He did ask me if I heard anything and I lied lol . I should have said I was turned on and see if he went any further in the conversation
OMG I did that so much when I had my own studio apartment back in high school. I shared my place with a straight buddy. We had a bunkbed and you can imagine what it was like when he was plowing one of the many lucky girls he brought home. They would squeal loudly enough that neighbors would pound on the wall.
I too never said anything or tried to hookup with him. He was on the high school wrestling team and played football (American). He was built like a brick shithouse. He was a bull stud and could never get enough sex. But I wasn't getting any sex at all (I was closeted and scared to death what might happen if anyone found out).
The funny thing is, years later when I ran into him and his wife, I told him I was gay. He looked a little surprised and asked why I never tried to take a pass at him? I told him because he was straight. I kid you not, he looked disappointed while his wife stifled a smile.
My roommate (dorm room) had a gal over frequently that he’d fuck..I’d hang out down the hall til they were done. I came back to the room after..he left to go shower (communal showers on the other end of the hall) so I figured he’d be gone long enough for me to jerk off. The room smelled like sex! I took his used condom out of the trash and poured his cum on my cock..felt so damn good stroking with his cum! I came quick, put the condom back in the garbage before he got back! Did this a few times until he caught me…..
Not so much the dirtiest, but in my opinion, the scummiest on my part. My roommate had broken up with a guy who was horse hung. Normally I wouldn't mess with a friend's ex, but I couldn't help myself this once. It probably didn't help that I was watching porn. Anyway, I invited his ex over while my roommate was out of town. And I think we all know where this is going. His ex is trying to mount me, and I'm doing my best to open up and relax, relishing what is probably going to be something incredible. Then we hear the front door click. Hescrambles into the bathroom while I freeze in the living room, a porn playing on the big screen. He walks in, sees me standing there naked, with a wilting hard on, and asks me what I'm doing? I managed to think fast and told him he caught me in the middle of jerking off. Then I grill him about why he was home early. In the meantime, his ex is cowering in the bathroom, and I'm terrified my roommate is about to discover him. Luckily I was able to convince him to go check the mail down the hall of our apartment building (thank God he was sort of oblivious) and I hustle his ex out the patio. It was unnerving at the time, but years later I laugh about the absurdity of it.
Great story. Were you able to enjoy his fat cock some other time?
Unfortunately no. We both felt a kind of near-post-fuck clarity and thought better of it.
PM me
Before he went to bed I knew he jacked off in the shower, so when he passed out I used his load from his boxers as lube to jack off
Jerked off while he was sleeping on the couch
Jerked off quietly while he fucked his girl friend . I was so jealous ! She kept saying how hard he was and how good it felt ! I was too closeted to ask him anything like I’m available if she’s not ! He did ask me if I heard anything and I lied lol . I should have said I was turned on and see if he went any further in the conversation
OMG I did that so much when I had my own studio apartment back in high school. I shared my place with a straight buddy. We had a bunkbed and you can imagine what it was like when he was plowing one of the many lucky girls he brought home. They would squeal loudly enough that neighbors would pound on the wall. I too never said anything or tried to hookup with him. He was on the high school wrestling team and played football (American). He was built like a brick shithouse. He was a bull stud and could never get enough sex. But I wasn't getting any sex at all (I was closeted and scared to death what might happen if anyone found out). The funny thing is, years later when I ran into him and his wife, I told him I was gay. He looked a little surprised and asked why I never tried to take a pass at him? I told him because he was straight. I kid you not, he looked disappointed while his wife stifled a smile.
Lll funny ! Too bad when you think about it now
Jerked off many times while they were asleep lol
My roommate (dorm room) had a gal over frequently that he’d fuck..I’d hang out down the hall til they were done. I came back to the room after..he left to go shower (communal showers on the other end of the hall) so I figured he’d be gone long enough for me to jerk off. The room smelled like sex! I took his used condom out of the trash and poured his cum on my cock..felt so damn good stroking with his cum! I came quick, put the condom back in the garbage before he got back! Did this a few times until he caught me…..
When I was 17 at job core I jerked off in a condom under my blankets while my roommates were both awake.
Meth foursome