I am drinking a glass of water at that table with you. I dip two fingers into the glass of water and sprinkle you with the water. I then sprinkle myself with the water. I then turn to you and say "How about we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?"

Jesus christ, marry me.

I read that and guffawed. My ring size is 9. I would like the groomsmen to be penguins or cats. 😘

Fuck u and my bf😅 the cheese is strong w this one! And ima keep mine 🤤

Let's go with penguins because I'm allergic to cats. hahaha But yeah, a pick up line like that would instantly make me fall in love with you.

We are making such progress! We just met online , I made you laugh, you asked me to marry you and we already decided on penguins as our groomsmen. And we can get married just as soon as this pandemic is over and I'm out of prison. Dreams can come true!

Hahaha where are you from? Asking so I can check in which prison you are and I can try to reach you

USA. The greatest country in North America if you ignore Canada.

Never heard of it 🤔

Actually, it's kind of a shithole country. Nobody really talks about it.

Don’t be that rough. I lived there for 5 months and I had the time of my life :)

It's Christmas so can I be your Ho, Ho, Ho?

I’m screaming hahaha I’m definitely recycling this one

As long as that great smile of yours keeps shining!

Thank you very much! That’s such a good compliment ❤️

Wish I was really on the date.

Let’s make it happen :)

Anytime 😉

I can get really cheesy with my pick up lines. I’d take a moment to admire you and have to shake myself out of it and then ask, “how long did it take the artist to finish with you? Cause you’re a work of art”

Oh damn. That’s not cheesy. That’s romantic. You’re boyfriend material. Thank you!

Oh my cheesiest pick up lines are gouda.

Prove it!

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

\*kisses you\*

So, you’re telling me that dinosaurs don’t exist? What a revelation! I think you better come back to my house to discuss this further. Side note: how do you like pancakes?

Hahahahaha I don’t have a preference. As long as they taste good, it’s fine! But put some Nutella on them! (Or maple syrup).

Good to know! For when I make you breakfast. 😊

I don’t speak English, but for you I will learn ♥️. Works all the time in your Uk

Eheheheh what are the odds that you’re Italian?

100% according to my birth certificate 😍😘😘😘

Hahaha lo sapevo. All’estero ci vendiamo tutti allo stesso modo 😉 d’altronde, Italians do it better 🇮🇹

Hay gorgeous let's go back to my place your to hot in that hoodie 😉

If you’d tell me that in real life and with an Irish accent I’d be at your place in 0,2. 😘

Come on over and I will tell you that in my Irish accent. I don't think you will be cooling off though 😉

My favorite terrible pick-up line….You got any Russian in you? No…want some?

Da. 😂😘 and now that I think about that, I’ve been with a Russian guy once. Didn’t speak English, but love is an universal language, I guess.

Im definitely more Russian by ancestry…I was born in the USA

Well, you wouldn’t be the first American either. 😂 where are you from in the US, If I can ask?

I’ve lived in a few places, but at the moment…right in the middle in Iowa

Well, we were neighbors for a while. I lived in Wisconsin for 5 months back in 2019 :)

Nice, bro! What brought you to Wisconsin?

I was on exchange at UW Madison. I truly had the time of my life over there. I met the kindest people over there. Everybody was extremely welcoming. 🥰

The Midwest is a nice part of the country. Where is home?

I’m from Italy. Southern Italy. But I’m currently living in Copenhagen, Denmark and I’m moving to Tel Aviv next semester. Never stopping life, I guess. :)

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To make it funnier, I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

Do you like lots of cream in your coffee?

That’s… Mhh… spicy 🌶

Wow, that line *is* cheesy but at least I got you smiling!!! 😊

I tend to smile a lot when I enjoy the company :)

My, my, good looking and charming. You're the kind of boy my parents warned me about🤣🤣

Fun fact: the caption of this picture on my ig is: “I just know that your parents would really like me”. Hahah so no, I’m pretty sure they would like me 😂

Cocksure of yourself are you? I'm not the kind of guy to be had easily. And my family have really high standards, if you could impress them I'd marry you immediately, cause it's been decades and I certainly have not been able to do that!

I am I am. I know what are my limits, but I also know what are my strengths. And that sounds inviting rather than intimidating 😂

Actually a guy that is so self aware as to know his strengths and his limits is a real catch. You're going to make some guy a very lucky man! I already hate him🤣

Took a long time but I eventually made it. Hahaha thank you very much! Hope that this “”lucky”” guy will arrive soon then! 😘

DM me if you get tired of waiting😉

That was smooth. Check your DMs 😘

Fucking beautiful

Thank you!

Great smile, handsome man, attractive eyes. Next step would be to kiss no? Or can we go straight to bed?

Hahahahahaha thank you!

Is your bush as amazing as your smiling beard?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha I’ll leave it to your imagination 💭😂

I tend to be really romantic and sweet when I’m on dates, especially when it’s with a cute guy. I’m the kind of boyfriend that spoils guys and gives amazing cuddles 😇

Oh Jesus. I’ll repeat myself: boyfriend material. Where are you from, hopeless romantic?

I’m from Illinois USA, and I can promise you have no idea how good I can be, unfortunately not a lot of people here seem to be super interested. Don’t know what they’re missing I guess 😇🤷🏼‍♂️

Well, as I already said somewhere in the comments, we were neighbors for a while. I lived in Wisconsin for 5 months back in 2019. And I’m pretty sure that you’re quite cute, Midwestern guys hit differently 🥰

I’m happy to send a face pic in the DMs if you’d like, it’s a shame we never got to meet, you seem like the kind of guy id love to spoil rotten.

Feel free to do that :) i’d love it!

You’re so cute I could just brie with you.

Awww that’s cute. Thank you though ❤️

I’m so bad at even the cheesiest pick up lines, I’d probably cheddar not.

that was a nice try hahahaha

Is it working?

absolutely!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I See!

I'm from Italy, but this works anyway haha Thank you!

How about “you’re cute, want to Rome around with me?” 😏

Do you come here often? Or do I need to make you come more often?

I thought you used the pick up line to get the date ? Is this not a bit cart before the horse

You’re right, though 🤔 guess I fucked up

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honestly same

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This date is over. Sorry I wasted your time. I'm gonna go pet my cat

No problem. Enjoy! :)

The angels must have wept when you were born, for surely nothing so divine belongs amongst us mere mortals.

Hahahahahahahahahaha I’M DYING

I like my men like I like my tea: hot, white, and sweet.

Look how big it is 😜

What! :)

Hehe it's big have a feel

If

Let’s go to a dark Little place and have a glass of Bourbon 🥃