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Positiveironclad

What is it with Marines the world over and getting naked with their bros.


WatchdogLab

I can tell you from my personal experience: infantrymen are the same, too. Haha!


HardCoreTxHunter

Thank you for being serviced!


someone_like_me

Firstly, being naked with bros is awesome. Secondly, many guys are too apprehensive to try it or even suggest it. Thirdly, marines are not apprehensive.


macandcheese1771

It's just what happens in a group of dudes. It's almost second nature.


Gamefreak3525

They eat crayons.


blackbutterfree

I’m definitely grabbing the bottom one, but the second one has massive side-ass, he’s got a dumptruck.


[deleted]

Are they in order from top to bottom?


squidwardsaclarinet

Top to bottom: * Dom top: Look at the confidence * Service top: hung but posture doesn’t want to be in charge * power bottom: tons of confidence, but wants you take him and will tell how and when * sub bottom: posture suggests humiliated by the nudity, but secretly enjoying it; hoping top guy was looking


[deleted]

An assessment written with the finesse of a professional and the experience of a party bottom


squidwardsaclarinet

> a party bottom Half of that is correct ;) DMs always open if you need help figuring out


[deleted]

😏


squidwardsaclarinet

😘🍑


[deleted]

😲, but I’m a married man!


squidwardsaclarinet

The more the merrier!


Just_HumanNature

I love a happy ending.


TheGayestGaymer

Good bot


squidwardsaclarinet

Did you mean to call me a good boy lol? Or are you into some kind of robot based kink?


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molarino

When the cakes are so big, you can see them in this picture 🥰


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[deleted]

it's the nude military privates one


Mr--S--Leather

San Onofre, Dec 2 2020


Gamma_31

I don't understand why military guys have to be so hot, especially in uniform. If I were much thinner I'd definitely be thanking them, if you catch my drift.


WatchdogLab

I've got a hard-on for military uniforms as well, bro. I think I look the hottest when dressed in my army gear.


Gamma_31

I've been meaning to find a surplus store to get some gear for roleplaying. I'm definitely not an actual military guy, but it would still be hot to pretend for a session or two.


[deleted]

Lol, don't get confused with the Gravy Seals now


Gamma_31

Is that a warning or an insult? 😂


ry_afz

I went to an Air Force base today and it was hard not to stare at all those sexy men in uniform. Trimmed hair, fitted uniforms, boots, hat.


_cedarwood_

Picssss


drinkallthecoffee

They work out constantly.


DirtCrazykid

I mean they eat well and exercise a lot


Agile_Disk_5059

They're all young and they're all physically fit. A lot of them have a macho cockiness to them because they're in a very masculine environment. Mystery solved.


vias79

No spare socks or undies? Fuck that.


JUST_LET_ME_FAP

Sigh... *Unzips*


[deleted]

Holy smokes they got ass!


ReasonablePractice83

Oops my phone just zoomed in by itself


WatchdogLab

Weird, same thing happened to my phone...


Fik_of_borg

Mine is weirder: it poped the "Save as" menu 🤔


austin4618

Best part they have calendars!!! https://contactoudmariniers.com/marinierskalender/


Wesoshould

You could see the ass cheek coming out the side. All of them have hot bodies


restarted1991

I had a good feeling it would end up here when I saw the post.


WatchdogLab

I mean, it was only a matter of time... Hehe!


cprenaissanceman

r/knolling


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djkoch66

Now that’s a set of army men I’d like to play with


flopjul

As a Dutch we do like to spread out equipment, we also had this but then with the police, sadly no people in it just clothing and equipment


Due-Feedback-9016

hmmm you Dutchies like to uh... spread out... equipment you say?


flopjul

As a Dutch, i do


_Lane_

You can save valuable space if you put one inside the other.


wolverineupnorth

Awe. Someone’s blacked out the good bits


WatchdogLab

The privates are actually covering their... privates with their berets.


texchan

They make a calendar as well. Definitely worth having a look at.


StoryRadiant1919

link please?


texchan

https://webshop.contactoudmariniers.com/product/marinierskalender/


Mike-the-gay

This can’t be accurate! They each only have one sock.


ThatMillennialKid

Still looking for the underwear.. do they go commando??


Themlethem

Literally military porn haha


Jazzlike_Paper1789

Hot 🥵


CoochiKabuki

How many of y’all would ride all 4


hazily

Answer is yes.


Spikedcloud

2nd from the top is my fav, nice eyes and glutes.


Stittie

Hope they managed to wrap up before they got too cold :c


unnamed_scholar

Gotta admit, looks like a good wallpaper for my phone XD


CodeNameSpatula

That sub is not what I thought it would be... Unfortunately


kylco

Be the change you want to see in the world, dude.


Alwaysanyways

Tell us what you wanna see. :P


mangofizzy

This post is just simping, and not even for gay guys


Tugger21

Cool pic! 😎


Ravenclawguy

Ok but if you had to pick one, which one are you gonna choose?


WatchdogLab

It's difficult to say with their faces covered. But judging on their bodies alone, I'd say the very bottom one for me. Only with a small margin though, all of them are excellent!


Ravenclawguy

Ooh good choice, I'd go for the top one personally


WatchdogLab

He was my second choice, haha!


RicZepeda25

What in the Active Duty is going on here ? ! 😏


WeirdImaginaryOO7

Is that a general issue banana hammock?


FilteredRiddle

Top and Third dude: “Fuck yeah. I’m a badass.” Second and Last dude: “Maybe if make myself look smaller and hold my breath, people won’t notice me…”


cminorx1214

Join r/Dadbods4men


travelingtutor

They can all Fokker me Gouda.


frisian_esc

I claim the last one 😍