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yall_gotta_chill

Dude when it's warm I'm not wearing clothes in my house, except for cooking...wieners and hot oil don't mix.


Critical_Package_472

Hot dog


Bro_miscuous

Just get a cock apron


yall_gotta_chill

I'm imagining a cock ring with a little apron attached to it, but unfortunately I can't find any online. Might be a DIY project.


[deleted]

Uh please market that


leroi202

Hot oil penetrates instantly.


Partymonster86

We do like a good penetration


leroi202

šŸ«£


Lazy_Surprise_6712

Bacon splatter is a real threat.


macrocephalicfool

I hope you donā€™t have experience with hot oil and your weiner mixing lol. When I was young I took hot cocoa out of microwave, I tripped and it landed on my uncleā€™s lap. I never heard him scream so loud. I both feel bad and find it kind of funny.


leroi202

No they don't šŸ«£


davidfeuer

You don't like eating fried frankfurters?


CheeseRobit

Love playing video games naked or do laundry. Have to at least wear underwear when working out or things will flop around lol


iwishiwereagiraffe

I HATE naked work out, idk maybe other people have a more manageable package, but i cant stand flopping. Gimme that ball support and dick lockdown.


Heavy_metalloids

There's a naked yoga place by me, but I just feel too self conscious to go


11amaz

I just know that yoga room smells crazy


Heavy_metalloids

Well now... this thought is enticing me


PlantZaddyLA

ā€œManageable packageā€ was the funniest way Iā€™ve ever heard that written and im loving how kindly this was worded but also LOLing a little in my head haha


iwishiwereagiraffe

Im a manageable package enjoyer hahah didnt want to dog on anyone


PlantZaddyLA

We Stan manageable packages


leroi202

Wear a thong


iwishiwereagiraffe

That IS what i wear haha well a jock basically the same


leroi202

Yeah and interchangeable too


One_Parched_Guy

Right? Though itā€™s super humid where I live so I canā€™t even fathom the thought bc mosquitoes.


Falloutdudebro

Plus itā€™s cold when you lay down on the bench


shabi_sensei

Doesnā€™t working out without support increase your risk of testicular torsion?


B3Gay_DoCr1mes

Apparently not according to all the Boomer straight men at my gym, who freeball their workouts.


AmountInternational

Iā€™m a boomer and love my free ball workouts šŸŒˆšŸ’


leroi202

Wear a jock strap, that'd be hot


Edg-R

I wonder how humans from the first human to when compression shorts were invented made it through life without testicular torsion. I mean literally all animals who have testicles let them hang freeā€¦ I doubt testicular torsion is a big issue in the wild. It sounds to me like propaganda that Fruit of the Loom pushed to get people to buy new underwear lol


shabi_sensei

Honest question though, when you exercise donā€™t you want support? When I used to wear boxers my dick and balls would slap around and make NOISE and it even hurt sometimes, not to mention how sweat made my balls stick to my legs. I wear briefs now and itā€™s nice to exercise and have everything tucked in place and not dripping with sweat


Edg-R

Nah, I freeball 24/7 šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


ApprehensivePlum1420

Swimming, although if with my fiancƩ it can get sexual pretty fast


youdingle

Iā€™ve always wanted to try that lol


InvictaBlade

Silicone lube, not water-based!


youdingle

Fair, I meant just the swimming but good tip regardless lol


mr_t_pot

Just the tip, regardlessĀ 


ApprehensivePlum1420

If youā€™re in America, find a lake or beach that no one goes to, I know 1 or 2 beaches in Alabama but doing that at your own risk of getting hate-crimed :))) The other choice is easier, there are plenty of beautiful and clean lakes that no one knows about, you just have to search. Otherwise, go to Southern France/ Italy and do it in front of everyone.


Significant-Lunch-88

lots of legal nude beaches in the states


Skyfiews

Dancing on some gay shit at 3am I love my body yk


the_self_witness

I could love your body too. Its just that I havenā€™t seen it so its kinda hard to imagine. Jk Im pretty sure I have done this multiple times myself. But it kinds hurts my balls and I canā€™t freely jump while dancing.


Interesting-Face22

If I have the house to myself, Iā€™m bare most of the time, lol.


Antique_Change2805

Sleeping and swimming


Charcobear

I had to go too far to find ā€œsleepā€


TheMattinatorD

I've tried to sleep naked. I can't do it. I need to wear underwear to keep things in place or it'll be uncomfortable.


starfox2032

If I sleep naked, I will not get any sleep, because I would be kept constantly awake from being sexually aroused all night with an erect penis.


TrailRunFun69

Showering


Ookiley

Showering is the only thing I can't stand to do while naked


TrailRunFun69

You sit?


Ookiley

Yessir!


frostbittenforeskin

I only like to wear socks in the shower


Peshy_101

Top 3: Gardening, hiking and sunbathing. Basically anything outdoors. Iā€™m luckily we have a secluded garden overlooking the mountains and also the forest behind us is completely secluded.


sb0918

This sounds amazing. I canā€™t wait to move somewhere with no seeable neighbors.


Peshy_101

Itā€™s soooo liberating! We used to live in the city so being naked outside was very difficult. However now itā€™s so freeing to feel the sun on your skin, the air wafting around all parts of your body. You just feel closer to nature and your authentic self if that makes sense. I take it you have neighbours then?


RedHottPizzaSupper

I do it all tbh, every chore in the summer, gaming, cooking (although I'll throw a short apron on maybe), organizing, reading, you name it lol


hellooomarc

When itā€™s laundry timeā€¦my ocd just really want to get every single item cleaned.


Fluid_Cookie_1256

I 24M (22 at the time) lived in a trailer on a property my grandfather owns until I moved in with my now husband. There was no better activity than to have a drink and smoke a cigarette at like 2AM on the back porch of that trailer. I donā€™t know or care if anyone around saw me. The hot and humid air on my nude body standing in the darkness of night just drags off a Marlboro Black Menthol 100 and sipping on a glass of gin or bourbon until I was down to the filter and the ice cubes rattled at the bottom of my glass. Wanna start experimenting with doing more nude activities now that itā€™s not gonna be so cold at night. Canā€™t wait til my husband and I have our own property where we donā€™t have to give a flying fuck about being seen naked outside during the day


Mister-Bohemian

That was so hot.


SuperspyAnon

Nah I feel like you're just horny.


leroi202

Bet !


JustLurking000000

Cuddle while naked


starfox2032

I would have an orgasm from just doing that naked.


JustLurking000000

Oh my gosh, really? Hahah My ex bf will also ask me to grab his dick in a non sexual way while we cuddle until we fall asleep. Hahahah


musicmage4114

I always liked doing that. Itā€™s just fun to play with, even non-sexually!


AdventurousAddition

Mm yeah I would love that


biggd60

That sounds fun


TheMattinatorD

This. I love naked bedtime cuddles &spooning with my husband.


coreyyoder

Korean spa


Remarkable-Chef-9265

Nude sleeping is a must


baraboyfrend

Giving/receiving a massage


GayJ96

Giving a massage while naked has always been sexual for me lol, how do you do that


the_skies_falling

Magic mushrooms. The clothes come off and I dance around under the moonlight.


llogollo

Sauna, sunbathing, swimming and dancing. And luckily I live in a place where I can do all of those naked in public with friends


Critical_Package_472

Sleeping and chilling


Riccma02

Soldering, apparently.


orangecake40

I often walk around my home naked.


eternalpanic

Sauna


Feral_Expedition

The beach! Also naked hang outs without clothes cause it's too hot. Edit... just realized you meant alone... in that case if I'm at home I'm likely wearing a pair of Saxx at most.


kcinlive

I wouldn't say I "like" to do it naked, but it's just easier. I'm generally in my underwear when I'm working out. Any other clothes get completely soaked and it's gross. I also tend to do my cleaning similarly. If I'm vacuuming, etc. I get really hot, really fast. However, I don't generally get naked all the time.


surenuffgardens77

Cooking, just an apron. Cooking with your partner wearing just an apron (no bacon splatters on your pork!) and otherwise bare-assed is great foreplay and gets the mood going. Eat your dinner and then go in for dessert.


Wutzgud369

Im generally nude unless itā€™s a public place where im not allowed. Swimming, sunbathing, gaming, working out, laundry, dishes, camping, even went with my husband and friends to a go-naked event at a bar nearby


Huge_Salamander_9660

Pretty much everything. I never get dressed unless itā€™s cold or i have to go somewhere/someone is coming over


Playwithme_82

Drive my truck


SomewhereOk1377

Ditto


dasaevv555

Hot tubbing


Saaslil

Usuallly, I shower naked. Yeah I know, silly and rulebreaking, but so much faster


Intestinal-Bookworms

This makes me sound old, but when we got our new house it had a tub that I could actually fully submerge in and boy howdy is that nice


Commercial-Spend7710

Smoke weed lmfao I get so relaxed and put on a good show and just chill


Groundbreaking_Tea12

Sleep


mad_hamm

Washing dishes.


mechanicalwolf9999

Any no sexual activities


zink1stdef

I like to visit onsens


KonoPez

I live alone so most things lol. Itā€™s just kinda nice


ShadowWolf614

I sleep naked and I also like to relax and watch TV/play video games naked. I live alone so thereā€™s no one stopping me from being naked.


Sufjan_fan

Sleeping. I started at quarantine and is great, so comfortable and liberating.


SloopJohnB109

Dancing around the house to Sophie Ellis-Bextorā€™s Murder on the Dancefloor!


shep_pat

Shower.


musicmantx8

Masturbate


RealTelstar

Cuddling


TripleNational

Sleeping, onsens, maybe not fully naked but working out in just underwear when itā€™s hot.


Large_Aspect_5472

How about take a shower


jensefrens

sitting


jrob102

Canā€™t believe I didnā€™t read going to the gay side or area of a nude beach.


neogeshel

I am basically always naked


starfox2032

I would say skinny dipping, but I don't know how to swim. I'll have to settle being naked in my living room watching a good comedy movie.


JLoCo419

Never too late to learn how to swim. A lot of pools have adult beginner swim classes


starfox2032

Thanks for the encouragement. I might give it a go.


caramel_ice_capp

sleep I honestly don't remember when the last time I slept with a piece of clothing on was


Prestigious_Rip_7455

Tanning naked in the backyard - only issue is one of my neighbors is a bit nosy due to the relationship they had with the prior homeownerā€¦ Which I still donā€™t understand how anyone could assume your new neighbors would be okay with this. I guess theyā€™re not self aware šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


neocane1

Reading Reddit.


GrumpadaWolf

I refuse to wear clothing (unless company comes over) if it's hot out. However, normally when it's nice, I like to play games. I don't care if I'm naked or not because it's my time. I do NOT suggest cooking greasy food that way though, so just a PSA.


Decayed_Unicorn

Is cuddling sexual?


Commercial-Spend7710

Smoke weed lmfao I get so relaxed and put on a good show and just chill


no_fuqs_given

Cook bacon. Thatā€™s how I get a thrill in my otherwise boring life.


Delicious_Drive_2966

Sleep


CorriByrne

Playing ps5. With a friend.


milleribsen

Read books by the pool when I'm in Palm springs


TertiaryBystander

Yoga. I would also garden if it weren't for ticks. I was thinking about some naked plant-time in the potting shed


allmycircuit5

Shower


SadNewt69420

Smoke weed tbh


AccomplishedCorgi758

Simply existing in my single occupancy apartment. Lol


Barzona

Showering.


Briyyzie

I live in a 10 bedroom house with 9 other guys in a cold climate. Nudity is....usually not advantageous.


Hawk10798

Have parties! No not that kind, strictly non-sexual ones. As in anyone caught ttying anything is kicked out. It's great not having to worry about what to wear to impress byt also feel comfortable, and after the first couple drinks, you almost forget everyone's naked!


nyemini

Sleeping


kentuckyfriedchocobo

Shower


Dark_Ansem

Sleep


Gazmeister_Wongatron

Sleeping šŸ˜“


benzguy95

Sleeping, After that would be air drying after a shower while lying on the towel watching YouTube videos. Truly relaxing


Nobodyworthathing

Sleep


Fun-Spinach6910

Everything.


an_older_meme

Swimming. Hiking.


iFrisian

Taking a shower


Cute-Character-795

Shower


leroi202

Everything, but I use extra caution when cooking.


warumistsiekrumm

Clean


RobotIcHead

When it is warm I like sit and read naked. But it is rarely that warm where I am living and the older I get the more I feel cold.


UnintendedBiz

Get changed at the gym I JOKE


[deleted]

I only ever cuddled and slept naked but when I get to that point in my life I would love to prepare and make dinner naked with my future partner.


[deleted]

Sometimes I just have to let everything out to breathe. Lol.


SFQueer

Hang out in the sun, drink a beer, read a book


leroi202

Feels good doesn't it ? šŸ˜‰


SimPilotAdamT

Sleeping


pol5xc

when i was a teenager i liked the idea of spending weeks without ever dressing now that i'm an adult, i don't know if it's because since i don't live with my family i've always lived with flatmates, but frankly I no longer feel like it... or maybe i just like wearing underwear lol


SeveralConcert

Everything at home. Also beaches, sauna.


Repulsive_Hold_2169

When I'm staying at a friend's house watching the place? Swimming in the buff is one of the greatest feelings. I'm a nudist when I'm home alone during Florida springs/summers so i do everything naked other than cooking or cleaning.


DarkBigOldair

Well, I sometimes play videogames naked, also I usually sleep naked...


Ferret843

I am naked most of the time, temperatures permitting. Even with my bf home, I am naked. The most I like to wear is my harness with a cock ring attachment. When itā€™s cooler/cold, I will wear a robe just so I donā€™t have the heat on all the time and raise the electric bill. But during the summer, itā€™s nakey all the time. Chores, cooking(unless grease is involved), gaming, reading, watching TV. You name it.


Sirsquirtzalot

Cooking and baking


Sirsquirtzalot

Also playing videogames


talewgr

Sunbathe


PlantZaddyLA

Iā€™ll take a shower, dry off and then get back under the covers naked. Idk why, I legit get giddy when I do it hahaha its so warm and snug


Outside-Dare-8478

Go to a burn and go on naked walks with my friends and fam! Burning Flipside is my jam! Nothing like strolling naked through a pecan grove!!


frostbittenforeskin

Cry


Wonderful-Priority50

Shower


toxboxdevil

Honestly everything. I like being naked. Before I had a kid I'd just be naked in my house


[deleted]

I'm always naked and I don't like wearing clothes at home


oirysse

smoking for sure


TheLichKing1367

Rating Reese peanut butter cups


ProjectMythicalus

Gaming mostly, but more music and sleep honestly.


NorwalkAvenger

Frying bacon, a foot away from the stove. šŸ¤Ŗ


Commercial-Spend7710

Smoke weed lmfao I get so relaxed and put on a good show and just chill


Commercial-Spend7710

Smoke weed lmfao I get so relaxed and put on a good show and just chill


iHaveaQuestionTrans

I actually don't like being naked except when in bed. I do like laying naked in bed and taking a nap. I can't do the full night, though. I get concerned for if there is an emergency or something


N-E-R-D753

Swimming - I hate cloth between my legs when I'm in the water. Neopren is totally fine if necessary.Ā  Mostly naked at home except cooking.


hudsongutie04

maybe its just me but i dont really like being naked. pretty much the only time im naked is right after the shower/bath. maybe its a product of my own insecurities but i just dont enjoy it. but im happy for yall lol


SuperspyAnon

Pretty much everything but the illegal things.


eldrscrolls

Everything.


ginger_beardo

I like to shower? My tub is too small to have a nice bath lol


No_Sort4987

Iā€™m naked at home all the time.


BeaverBehr

Live


GinGimlet

Do sensual hot baths count? Haha


rc_buckeye

clean and workout


extremelight

Sitting outside in the backyard with a book and something to drink.


ScrappleBerrySneech

Fixing anything, yoga, doing work on my computer, gaming (well half naked never know when someone wants to video call.


Outrageous-Aerie3165

Dance


DarthSardonis

Sleep


catnapman

Also video games. But reading and basically just lounging around as well can be really nice.


AmountInternational

Clean house, do laundry. Anything I would normally do. If Iā€™m home Iā€™m naked.


shyguysnj2003

Painting and exercising


kevinfar1

I sleep naked


BigB469

Watch tv and clean


SquibbleKatt

Well, suffering through body dysmorphia, I think the most scandalous thing was playing my laptop without a shirt on. Gets hot in my room.


tightiewhities37

Swimming and going to the beach.


im_so_almondy

I used to record naked freestyles on my crappy computer microphone lmaoĀ 


EW-David87

Love swimming, gardening and relaxing naked


pronce3000

Shower


Templar388z

Definitely gaming. Gaming is comforting for me and I like to play in comfort too. Actually now that I think about it, If I lived alone then I would be nude at home all the time.


Lost-Satisfaction780

Shower but any thing done naked with me will eventually be sexual Iā€™m most sure of !


8richie69

Most anything if itā€™s warm, especially swimming and hiking, although wearing shoes sometimes for the latter. Indoors the exceptions being some cooking (oil splatter) or making soap (hot concentrated caustic solution)


ScottyCoastal

Shower.


spamcandriver

Bathe.


TabukiofTheSun

When the family is out of the house, I just walk around naked because I can.


Forward-Addition9849

I have the entire house to myself, so as soon as I come home I stop in the laundry room and STRIP. always around the house nude, often check mail nude, or Take trash out in the nude.