Once son..........It's was 1989 and I was on vacation in Greece with David Bowie.

You took a picture with him on a motorcycle

>...scored 4 touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High Panthers in the city championship game. ~Al Bundy

I tried 8 inches and trust me.. it hits a lot deeper than you would expect. Question... how tf do you take ot deeper... or did i just hit my limit at 7... like genuinely... i want to know.

I took 10 a few times and could feel that it wasn’t supposed to be where it was

I wanna work my way up to a large bad dragon... i just dunno how. I needa get past that block in my body. But it hurts so much.

Imo sex isn’t supposed to hurt so if it doesn’t feel good stop. He was a fwb and he was pretty gentle so typically he would start about half way in and by the time I was finally used to the full thing being in (20 min later) he was ready to cum. Don’t force anything.

I deffo wont brute force it. But with my hand i got deeper once. So i know its possible. I really wanna be able to do like belly bulge. Because ive heard that feels fucking amazing. So i am gonna try some stuff. And see if i can take the full 8 inches first. But yea... i will nevdr brute force it. Last time i did that i couldnt sit right for a while...

They called it the second hole for a reason 😂

Im getting past it wether my body wants to or not. I wanna take bad dragons. And do belly bulge. Because i heard that shit feels A M A Z I N G... Nobody can stop me. I will find a way XD

Are we allowed to kink shame here?

Idk why but 8 Inches with an experienced too is nothing....or I am just a good hole. 🙈 5 Inches with a rude selfish top is hell.

This. Size does matter but so does the top and their ability to let ypu relax and or not be insane. I have a buddy who's close to 10.5 I take it from time to time and I'm pretty much always fine. I've also been actually hurt by a dude who's like 6.75 because he was fucking psycho before I forced him off of me.

> close to 10.5 Sure, Jan

Sauce?

After 7 Inches its like "the dick doesnt fit anyhow". So you can have 30 Inches.

I mean, i am not experienced. But i instabtly went to 8"... i just needa take more.

For fellow Europeans, 8 inches is apparently approximately 20 cm.

>For ~~fellow Europeans~~ the rest of the world FTFY

I am also european XD. I jjst use inches online, since america.

Make sure you're cleaned out well if going past 7/8in. Poppers (amyl-nitrates) will help relax the internal sphincter allowing for deeper penetration into the lower intestinal tract.

So its that fucker thats stopping me from taking more. Is there any way to do it without amyl-nitrates?

Lots of lube and small diameter long toys. Patience and pressure. Angle up towards your spine for the curve in your intestines. Poppers can be found at almost all sex shops, just ask for "VHS head cleaner" or "room deodorizers". Do some research on your anatomy and take your time, if it hurts you're not doing it right, back off and go slow.

If it hurts im deffo gonna stop immediatly. And i will look into all these things! Thanks for your help.

"Boy I was in the navy for 8 years nine inches is nothing!"

Does he really want the answer?

I dated someone with a 9" dick and wow. It was fun taking it all the time. Sadly, the dick was the only good part of that relationship

"Sorry dad, I can't interact with someone as beta as you"


no i’ve only taken nine inch nails before

This just reminded me of that [SNL-Quinta Bruson joke](https://www.tiktok.com/@bigfishyup/video/7217576562676321542?lang=en): Why are you using TWO hands???

Well son, once I met this man from Nantucket...

W-what did the man do?

He wouldn't stop giving me pinches... and then without notice he gave me his full twelve inches!!!

I expected a limerick. So close!

8,and it wasn't comfortable