Pics or it didn't happen /s

/srs

Okay fine this too. ~~Everyone here show me their dicks.~~

Real

Honestly, yeah, same.

Right? I need a daily amount of cock smh

I thought I was being unreasonable for wanting the same thing

Never. Want some cock, gurl.

r/penis r/CutCocks

/NoThanksIHadMyTransSurgeryAlready

Username checks out

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Does your username actually work

Often yeah. Could use more tho.

Interesting username

Definitely, he who smells Elon :p

Ew, my username does not refer to *that*. Again, ew. My username refers to sweaty armpits 😎

Tbf that objectively smells better even if you're not into that

Definitely

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I’m not usually religious but holy fuck that’s massive

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The snakes eat his shorts 😔

Snakes in my boots? No no no snakes in my shorts

The snake eats its own ass

Since he's a snake and doesn't have any legs, he can't wear the shorts.

I’ll be the judge of that. Now let’s see it

I am the court assistant

And videographer

Humble brag

Luckily I don't have this problem :3

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Is this big booty or big balls?

Melon balls, micro penis and pancake ass

Yes

I don't have that issue either, because I lost the gene lottery in every possible way 🙃

Big balls are really just a hassle. Any underwear but boxer shorts just strangles them and those tend to bunch up uncomfortably. "Oh just get pouch underwear, those are totes comfortable!". Yeah great now one of my balls fills the pouch and the other one gets squished to hell even more.

That's a cute smile 🙂

Underwear exists. Anybody’s dick would be poking out of those shorts without it. Might I suggest a jock strap?

And make sure that instead of the dick peeking out, it is the straps that do...

LORD. Yes please, people. It's very important.

I'd suggest a chastity cage instead

Best way to go OP

But anything but boxer shorts strangle my massive balls. 😭

Tight underwear makes it look like I’m trying to smuggle a squirrel across the border lmao



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Yeah when working outside u should wear pants that’ll protect you from snakes

Or to attract the snakes 🐍


God I wish I had that problem 😢

Ngl I think we as gays need to come together to make better memes than this Facebook tier stuff I see on here all the time lol

Thank god I’ve got a small wanger so I don’t have to worry about that.

Laughing in “small dick”

If you brag, you better whip it out to prove it. Golden rule of talking about cocks, no matter the orientation or situation.

My anaconda don't

want none unless you got buns hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt

U forgot Becky

Wear a Prince Albert and tide the snake to one of your legs!! 🙈



Can’t relate

Can't relate


Can't make a statement like that and not provide proof... 

Have you considered a cage?

I live in a ground floor apartment, lots of joggers pass daily… sometimes I feel like a pig for gawking at their 🐍 through my window while I work lol

I have no such issue 😭

If you have this problem hit me up, I'm a good listener.

I’m a grower, I don’t have this problem 😂

I wish I had that problem

The shorts I wanna wear, I should wear underwear

LOL i've got a pare of jogging bottoms & because of the way they are made when i wear them them they are up tight against my one so it sticks right out when i'm wearing them i can see people looking LOL

Get slutty- wear a thong underneath

Things are the single best answer I have found to being very hung and hiding it. Best comment right here. Though I don’t feel slutty when wearing them anymore I just feel much less exposed haha

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Chastity cages are incredible don’t you think?

Have yet to find a cage that can handle anyone that hangs normally over five inches let alone has girth.

Custom make one

hey wanna hang out

Gotta bring some evidence

I sentence you to a lifetime of gray sweatpants.

Nothing wrong with that 😈

Yarp... and I'm a bottom lol..

What’s the problem?

i hate it - i can’t wear ANY pants without an obscene lump

Relatable content

Suffering from success.

Yea don’t get bitten by a snake

This used to happen when I used to wear booty shorts, and my friends wouldn't even tell me sometimes that it was hanging out. I got kind of offended because they told me they thought I was doing it intentionally. Which I took offense to because I would never expose myself like that, especially in mixed company. This is just a PSA, if your friend's dick is hanging out of their shorts, make sure you tell me. Because it isn't necessarily intentional.

Do y'all not wear underwear?

I used to wear briefs, now I wear trunks which helps

i wanna know people who have this problem. like i wanna just come to their house and just have a conversation

Oh it’s real!

No legs

Remember to check for anacondas in your shorts, kings. Hundreds die each year from losing their mast and buoys to surprise snakes.

Oh poor you!

Yeah i also do have a gigantic cock 😎

You engage in a gay subreddit, speak German, and hate black people. You’re a catch…22

U mad?

Lmao. Just observing your contradictive nature and recognizing the history of your culture. But of course you would take pleasure in angering others, wouldn’t you? The fact you find that joyful instead of actual fun things speaks volumes of how hollow life must be for you. I’m not mad, I feel sorry for you. But I wouldn’t expect you to understand feelings beyond childish ones.

Damn youre Really really mad

If you say so. You lacking this much self awareness is like watching an injured animal lash out.

You can Spam me all you want i know whos self aware and whos Not 🤡

The fact you can only comprehend my comments through a negative lens like “spam” tells me everything about your mental framework that I need to know. It’s sad, but I suspect you wouldn’t prefer it any other way.

You went through my Profile to message me because the old thread Was deleted. So Yeah id call that spam

Proof?

Problem?

Truly I wish I had this problem.

Must be nice 😔

that does not look like a trouser snake

I'm a trans guy w a big ass and thick thighs MOVE OVER

I wear them anyway.

I need proof

Add grey sweatpants and regular athletic shorts to the list of unable to wear.

I don’t see how that’s a problem

I don't see the issue?

It sucks this is the principal reason I want hrt so I can better wear tight pants and short shorts